shoot the breeze A Rant Thread named Desire

[TBoneTX 43,390]

8 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

My brains are exactly where they need to be to handle my life

Brainy Ontarklar!  Brainy, BRAINY Ontarklar!  Or, alternatively,

Brainless Ontarklar!  Brainless, BRAINLESS Ontarklar!  Or, alternatively,

Either-brainy-or-brainless Ontarklar!  Either-, EITHER-brainy-or-brainless Ontarklar!

[TBoneTX 43,390]

8 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

I should be on here with some major mood swings soon enough! 

Do not peeve, irk, or offend the swing-moody detoxxing Ontarklar, no man!

[TBoneTX 43,390]

4 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

I get the hunger rage bad.

Do not starve, hunger, or deny adequate sustenance to the fearsome Nola-B., no man!

[TBoneTX 43,390]

2 hours ago, trudi said:

I'm just weird

Just-weird T ma'am!  Just-weird, JUST-WEIRD T ma'am!   ...uh, or something man...

[TBoneTX 43,390]

1 hour ago, N-o-l-a said:

ever used olive oil on your scalp?

Negatory, but sounds like it might work (if you want to smell like a Greek restaurant), si Nola-B. ma'am.

1 hour ago, N-o-l-a said:

flakey horrors in my hair

Foto of horrible flaky Nola-B. hair now, see ma'am.

[TBoneTX 43,390]

To those chicas in the last thread who sought to comment on the borderline Fallopian Stuff experienced by Mrs. T-B., see ma'ams:

 

'Twas the same doc today as tried to poke around* or take samples* in-office, has done it with many previous chicas man.

*or whatever the dickens is done to All That Stuff, enough borderline-Fallopian chat man

 

$omebody in$i$ted on a ho$pital procedure that included ane$the$ia, $igh man.

And this resurfacing job is the second time in two years, how long's the warranty on these jobs man.

Anyway, $omebody $lowly recovered from $aid ane$the$ia and plan$ to re$ume normal activitie$ on Wedne$day, $i man.

[TBoneTX 43,390]

We didn't have use of the POTS corporate helicopter today and got gridlocked, grrr man.

Upon reaching the casa, we checked on Mrs. T-B., then furiously began emptying kitchen cabinets, remodeling pending man.

Mrs. T-B. then informs us that the teardown dude will come on Thurs., not tomorrow, grrr man.

 

However, there is a bright spot, boon man.

One cabinet that we out-cleaned was Mrs. T-B.'s spice cubbyhole, aha man.

The casa is, at least temporarily, now rid of vile poisons like cilantro, bay leaves, and other Revolting Garbage that Defiles Otherwise-Decent Food, credit us fully man.

[TBoneTX 43,390]

Cat, now occupying our lap, is, with use of her athletic tail, sweeping cheaps from our snack-bag onto the floor, miu man.

This is probably so she can eat them herself, devious miu man.

[NikLR 13,220]

Mrs TB needs a diff dr.  Anyone who tried to do that without anesthesia, in an office, needs their license revoked imho. 

[SAT 9,609]

7 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

random question: Have any of you ever used olive oil on your scalp?  I've been suffering with a dry scalp since we moved inland and none of the dandruff shampoos help (because it is dryness and not dandruff).  It has been itching me like crazy lately and scratching only leads to flakey horrors in my hair. 

 

 

 

Try tea tree shampoo?

[SAT 9,609]

13 minutes ago, NikLR said:

Mrs TB needs a diff dr.  Anyone who tried to do that without anesthesia, in an office, needs their license revoked imho. 

 

She needs a diff husband, who is willing to pay for anesthesia...

Edited May 2, 2018 by SAT

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

25 minutes ago, SAT said:

 

Try tea tree shampoo?

 

I have. 

 

The only thing that kind of works is salicylic acid, but then it will make my whole scalp shed from time to time and I can’t go out when it does that. 

 

I noticed that now that my oldest get easily greasy hair, her flakey woes have stopped. 

[Cyberfx1024 7,978]

14 hours ago, SAT said:

Doing military presses now...

Watching James bond...

I love military presses, you get a 45lb bar with 45lbs on each side and I am good to go.

[Cyberfx1024 7,978]

My gym rant is that I have to wake up at 4:15 to get to the gym at 5am, so I can work out for 75 minutes, and then drive 10-15 minutes to get on base to work. Yes, they have gyms closer to where I live but those are foo foo gyms and not hardcore gyms.

 

BTW that is just for my muscles and then I use the gym on base at lunch for Cardio.

Edited May 2, 2018 by cyberfx1024

[SAT 9,609]

31 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

 can’t go out when it does that. 

 

 

 

Dye hair white to camouflage flakes, duh!