That Itch You Can't Rant About (The Rant Thread)

[TBoneTX 43,020]

3 hours ago, SAT said:

I taught the dog "guess which hand has the treat" trick...

We haven't heard boo from the Polish Commie-babes since they crossed trails with you, oj nie.

Perhaps you fed them poisoned mushrooms* and put them where Jimmy Hoffa is, oj perhaps.

Got it, first try, Sherlock Holmes we man!

 

*at premium overinflated Nueva York prices** and without use of coupons, almost certainly man

**multiple redundancies, obviously man

[SAT 9,609]

They must not like you, because I heard from them plenty...

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

SAT, you see Jon Stewart's speech about the 9/11 fund?  

 

I legit cried.

 

Edited June 11, 2019 by N-o-l-a

[SAT 9,609]

27 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

SAT, you see Jon Stewart's speech about the 9/11 fund?  

 

I legit cried.

 

Naw...

I'm no fan of the guy.

 

What did he say? 

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

8 minutes ago, SAT said:

Naw...

I'm no fan of the guy.

 

What did he say? 

 

A quick summary is:

- it was shameful that more members of congress didn't show up for the hearing for the reauth of funds (only 5 did)

- it isn't only a NY thing, and as a terrorist attack it deserves special treatment

- how dare they treat 9/11 first responders like this, especially with how many died and are sick

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

The Troll seems to have gotten my family's temper. Yesterday, he threw my phone on the ground while we were out shopping. It is in an Otterbox, so it was fine. However, today, he managed to get a hold of my ipad and threw it, we'll let's just say that it didn't end well. It is 6.5 years old, so not the end of the world, but I still used it.  😒

 

I remember how many things I intentionally broke as a child. On one hand, it is unacceptable, but on the other, I remember those uncontrollable feelings. 

[SAT 9,609]

I'm entitled to some of that fund. 

I'm registered as a first responder over there. I have to get my sinusitis and GERD certified. I haven't gotten around to it.

A lot of guys are sick from it. 

 

 

Edited June 11, 2019 by SAT

[SAT 9,609]

 

Bad little Dutch!

Bad Trophie!

[Scottish Mernymph 512]

It's no use you folks trying to hide in a brand new thread under another name. ...eventually I'll find youse....it only took me 4 pages 😆

 

I'm hoping everything is fine & groovy with everyone. 

 

Still awaiting appointment for fingerprinting, husband's liver wasn't up for being an easy participant in the therapy option we were hoping to get started on(nothing's ever simple it would seem) thankfully they have something else which they might be able to employ as a stepping stone to convince his liver to play ball. ....trying to get it all scheduled is its own headache of course. ...

 

....still haven't got my hair done but thinking about it, I'm unsure of what to ask for, it's difficult enough trying to find a new hairdresser but my hair is so different to how it was before the chemo......I know I should probably just go get a consultation. ...

 

.....no id/drivers license as yet.....

 

Feeling a bit meh but doing what I can to stay upbeat.

[TBoneTX 43,020]

14 hours ago, SAT said:

They must not like you, because I heard from them plenty...

They served you with the lawsuit for trying to serve them poisoned mushrooms, huh man?

[TBoneTX 43,020]

10 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

things I intentionally broke as a child. On one hand, it is unacceptable

This is the only hand, most definite si man.

Mini-B. tried this once, and the holiest unbridled hell of Parental Wrath fell on him, enough said man.

He will not repeat the experience, no man.

[TBoneTX 43,020]

7 hours ago, Scottish Mernymph said:

still haven't got my hair done but thinking about it, I'm unsure of what to ask for

Ask for rubia status, duh and  SM ma'am!

7 hours ago, Scottish Mernymph said:

no id/drivers license as yet

For heaven's sake get this done, understandable but too crucial to be without SM ma'am.

And for even higher heaven's sake, take an evening to create Wills/Powers of Attorney on-line, plea SM ma'am.

7 hours ago, Scottish Mernymph said:

convince his liver to play ball

May Mr. SM-ma'am's liver be of Major League status soon, si SM ma'am.

[TBoneTX 43,020]

In-casa caucus with sit-catting chica arranged for Wed., caucus we and miu with she man.

Not cheap, but an experienced vet tech, administer presumably necessary insulin shots she man.

Chica suggests metronidazole for miu diarrhea, not yet suggested by miu doctor man.

 

Cat T-B. to be re-vetted on Fri., check glucose etc. of miu man.

We get the impression that the place hasn't encountered many diabetic cats, dogs-only man.

Insulin prescription will be filled at a human pharmacy, never heard of that man.

Clarification from Niki-B. ma'am to be appreciated, pre-appreciate we Niki-B. ma'am.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

6 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

This is the only hand, most definite si man.

Mini-B. tried this once, and the holiest unbridled hell of Parental Wrath fell on him, enough said man.

He will not repeat the experience, no man.

 

The Troll cares not about parental wrath, a true boy after my own heart. I'm trying to teach him anger management skills. It has been building lately for him.

 

This is one of the interesting things about having several children, you get to see that it isn't just your parenting at fault, but rather the differing personalities of your children.

[TBoneTX 43,020]

2 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

The Troll cares not about parental wrath

Why ever not, huh Nola-B. ma'am?