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Friday ES report, see man: We attended all Many (2+1), reliable we man. All Many ESs yielded the take, see man: -- 2 thick bath towels, giant Corelle bowl, ~full can Lysol spray = $Many ($2x2x2), steal man -- 2 Many-packs ([2 Manyzen]-packs) party cups = $Many ($2+1), steal man -- full can Dollar General Lysol knockoff = $1 + half a buck, steal man Total = $Many-&-a-half ($2x2x2 +2+2 + half a buck)
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Thrilling Thursday-on-Friday report, see man: Poorer zzz than previous night, sigh man. Breakfasted/skoolbused Mini-B., highly groggy Two Guys man. Miu was active and needy ALL day, rarely seen this man. Attempted siesta #1 was minimally successful, minimally successful zzz man. Breakfast/lunch was 2 bagels + margarine, ingest we man. Got Mama T-B. yet another bottle of HSM Tylenol, how many does she need man. Visited mini-miu, little orange boy man. Mini-miu happy to see us and exposed his furry tummy for stroking, heavenly man. Mini-miu played energetically with tiny feather-ball, must buy more for mini-miu we man man. Regrettably had to leave, bye mini-miu man. Visited Mama T-B., yet another urgent call to do so man. It was to caddy her pills and "more," we know what that usually means man. The good news is that the Hospice Administratrix came through, trustworthy she man. Mama T-B. will never now run out of supplies, closet packed full man. But now, Mama T-B. is aysheep because there are too MANY supplies, man! "I don't know what or where everything is now, no and no man!" aysheeped senior she man man. We caddied her pills and found our excuse to exit when someone finally came in, egad man. Returned to casa and attempted siesta #2, too up-jacked we man man. Din-din was Costco lasagna*, ingest Two Guys man. *extras recently bought when on sale, F$WM Movie night was final episode of Better Call Saul, wow and watch Two Guys man. Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This tallies to Many (1 Manyzen + 1) for the week, quota nicely exceeded man. Immediately thereafter was Thursday Night Football, NFL man. Game ended in highly satisfactory fashion, man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. We have itineraried Many (2+1) ESs for Friday, itinerary we man. Two are in outside small/medium-sized towns, road-trip we man. We shall also be able to visit FST supermarket, many good sales man. The above all depends on needy Mama T-B./Uncle T-B., full-time reliance on us man. And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.
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It's HELL being OLD, si and sigh man. And Manyagers can be idiots, si and man.
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N-400 March 2025 Fliers
TBoneTX replied to Leumas's topic in US Citizenship Case Filing and Progress Reports
What a relief for you -- wonderful! I agree with OldUser. If not, good luck, and God bless you. -
Thrilling Wednesday report, see man: We took 2 HSMs at bedtime, including one that the doc told us not to, take we man. Wonderful zzz, interrupted only by alarm clock, blessed relief man. Breakfasted/skoolbused Mini-B., parental we man. Prepped ourself for caucus with hospice administratrix, prep we man. Administratrix texted that she'd be an hour later than planned, OK man. Breakfast was at BK*, ingest we man. *bought WUOC, F$WM Visited, fed, and played with mini-miu, little orange boy man. He was glad to see us, lonely mini-miu man. Got to Mama T-B.'s, early man. Did her routine bidding, subservient we man. Administratrix showed up, welcome appearance man. Administratrix spent a full hour reassuring Mama T-B., much-appreciated man. Mama T-B. actually much calmer thereafter, miracle man. Returned to casa by noon, early day man. Magnificent siesta enjoyed, luxurious zzz man. Din-din was onecan corn** & Costco beef taquitos, ingest Two Guys man. **bought at a previous ES, F$WM We already received back our HOA form, "with votes" man. However, we can't open the attachment on their stupid website, "script error" man. No movie night, Mini-B. hoamwurk man. Mini-B. asked us to edit his Debait paper, edit we man. We were/are highly impressed, diligent/intelligent wee man man. We are proudest that he comprehends and uses the Oxford comma, man. Mini-B. still working on paper, format man. Mini-B. then needs to study for Wurld Jeeografy test, late night for wee man man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. Plan on Thursday to itinerary GSs/ESs, itinerary we man. And that was/is our thrilling Wednesday, report we man.
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Sorry, mam ma'am. Better health to offspring, si mam ma'am. Your only P-Math error, perhaps improve-skilling mam ma'am.
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The above post is split from this now-closed old thread: https://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/112070-my-wife-left-me/ Nick, not a R/U/B type here, but great to see someone from my VJ era! Another thread of great previous input and hilarity is this one: Read through it to enjoy posts from old members, and maybe you'll find information for your current situation. Others here now will almost certainly respond.
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A recent post has been split from this now-closed old thread into its own topic in the RUB forum.
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VAWA, Part 27
TBoneTX replied to TBoneTX's topic in Effects of Major Family Changes on Immigration Benefits
Wednesday! Time for our Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: ==================================== PUNS & FUNNY ONES "I have many hidden talents." "Like what?" "I don't know; they're all hidden." Eyelashes are supposed to prevent things from going into your eyes... but whenever I have something in my eye, it's an eyelash. That's eyeronic. My wife called to tell me that she saw a fox on the way to work. I asked her how she knew that it was on its way to work. She hung up on me. Someone just accused me of plagiarism. Their words, not mine. "I'll never forget his last inspiration words: 'Be positive!'" "Tragic, really; he died because no one knew his blood type." Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera. The first rule of being passive-aggressive is... You know what. Never mind. It's FINE. I'm not short; I'm just more down-to-earth than most people. What do you call somebody who has no body and no nose? Nobody knows. We have made a change. Helen Wait is now our service manager. If you need service, please go to Helen Wait. "Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?" "No change yet, Doctor." I love the phrase "bear with me" because it means either "be patient" or "the zoo burglary was a success." I went to McDonalds today and ate a Kid's Meal. It was good, but his mom was furious. I can't believe that viruses and bacteria would invade my body without permission. That makes me sick. -
N-400 June 2025 filers
TBoneTX replied to Babu Frik's topic in US Citizenship Case Filing and Progress Reports
Wonderful -- you both must be feeling on top of the world! -
RFE For Proof of Citizenship (Passport)
TBoneTX replied to mythlin's topic in K-1 Fiance(e) Visa Process & Procedures
[sounds of hearty applause from everyone on VJ -- someone has her act together here] -
RFE For Proof of Citizenship (Passport)
TBoneTX replied to mythlin's topic in K-1 Fiance(e) Visa Process & Procedures
You're welcome, and of course we stand ready to advise you during further steps of the process. -
RFE For Proof of Citizenship (Passport)
TBoneTX replied to mythlin's topic in K-1 Fiance(e) Visa Process & Procedures
Yee-HAAAAA*! *that's Texan for "jolly good" or whatever is said over there -
K1 Visa - Petitioner Filing with Criminal History
TBoneTX replied to 2welve's topic in IMBRA Special Topics
2welve, people here are trying to be kind while also being frank. Let me hit you between the eyes, and hopefully in the brain: With all the wonderful, loving, kind, available men in the world, this is the one you want to marry?
