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You're welcome. Yes -- as much as will prove her status. If it's the whole certificate, so be it.

Didn't know this -- great information. Testman, it sounds as though returning to India is in your future, and very soon.

Eight impeachments or recalls need to be implemented immediately against these fine stewards of the public's funds.

Good choice. Yeah, Popes are true experts on energy policy.

Concentrate on your very real progress. Eat the elephant a bite at a time.

It's important to stay up-to-date on the most recent forms for every process, and to reserve political observations for the Current Events & Hot Social Topics forum.

Country-specific thread is moved to the Russia/Ukraine/Belarus regional forum, where many threads on this topic are.

Wednesday already? Time for our Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: =========================================== GRANDDAD AND GRANDSON A granddad and his grandson were talking on the phone. Granddad said, "Hey, Grandson -- your grandmother and I ate at a nice restaurant last night. Thought you might want to take your girlfriend there." Grandson said, "Sure, Granddad. What's the name of it?" Granddad paused, struggling with the name. Grandson said, "Take your time, Granddad; it will come." Granddad said, "Help me out here. What's the name of that flower with the thorns on the stem... usually it's red?" Grandson said, "A rose, Granddad -- it's a rose." Granddad said thanks and turned his head around to the side. "Hey, Rose! What's the name of that restaurant where we ate last night?"

Europe Promises To Get The Electricity Back Up ASAP So Everyone Can Hear The Muslim Calls To Prayer LISBON — Following massive power grid failures that plunged multiple countries into blackouts, Europe promised its citizens it would get electricity back up as soon as possible so everyone would be able to hear the Muslim call to prayer over the loudspeakers. Officials said they were aware that essential staples of European life, like pausing to pray in the direction of Mecca and asking Allah to grant them bloody victories against the infidels, had been disrupted by the blackouts, but assured everyone the normalcy of assaults and stabbings could resume very soon. "Our way of fundamental Islamic life will continue without issue," said Portugal President Marcelo Rebelo de Sousa. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/europe-promises-to-get-the-electricity-back-up-asap-so-everyone-can-hear-the-muslim-calls-to-prayer-over-the-loudspeakers

Democrats Hold Candlelight Vigil In Front Of Illegal Immigrant Mugshots WASHINGTON, D.C. — Congressional leaders held a solemn ceremony in the nation's capital today, as Democratic senators arrived at the White House to hold a candlelight vigil in front of migrant gang mug shots. Legislators gathered on the White House lawn to memorialize apprehended and deported criminals in a touching display of love and admiration for the achievements and cultural enrichment they brought to the crimes they perpetrated in the U.S. "The country simply won't be the same without them," said Senator Elizabeth Warren while holding a candle next to an MS-13 gang member's mugshot. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/democrat-senators-arrive-at-white-house-to-lay-flowers-in-front-of-migrant-gang-mug-shots

Welcome to the forum! Your duplicate thread in General Immigration Discussion has been removed -- we post only one time on a topic. Therefore, this will be your thread on this topic. Admission to the U.S. is for as long as Customs & Border Protection says you can stay, or not at all. Everyone is a "presumed immigrant." It helps to have papers that show firm ties to your home country. Your returning to Canada depends on the validity of your Indian tourist visa for Canada (longer than 6 months?). If you're refused entry to the U.S. and refused reentry to Canada, you can go to any country that will admit you. Nothing ventured, nothing gained, so try entry to the U.S. Let us know what happens.

Congratulations!

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man: Lunch was Many (2+2) Costco ready-to-eat hard-boiled eggs, ingest we man. Proceeded with cleanup of bureaucratic issue mentioned Monday, not so bad now man. The PJC was out-wiped from her casa-cleaning and postponed our meeting, oh well man. For months (years?), our casa office has needed decluttering, dig this man: To get from one side of the room to the other, we must sit on our office chair and swing it around, egad man. The goals are to (1) generally declutter and (B) make room for mini-fridge*, want to do by Sunday** man. *bought at an earlier ES and cluttering the garage, financially savvy we man **hopefully with help from Ecu handyman, if available man We have attacked the upper layer of floor stuff and a couple of piles of papers so far, only Many% done man. - We first folded up all the plastic bags on the floor, probably Many (2+1) Manyzen man. - We then attacked piles of dusty papers, recycle shred save for filing man. - Unwrinkled pages with one blank side went into the printer, good for casual printouts man. - We found (so far) paid utility & credit-card bills from Many (2+2+2+1) years ago, egad man. - We have found enough office supplies to stock a small store, no kidding and much more there man. - Miu tried to help by sitting on stacks of paper, Man's Best Paperweight miu man. This job is far more tolerable when wearing disposable gloves, easier/cleaner manipulation man. We will shred the old utility bills here and take thicker stuff to UPS for a shredding fee***, conclude we man. ***by the pound but with AAA Many% discount, worth it to us man Our desk is piled as high as the floor and will be next, everything slides off of it man. An attempted siesta failed utterly, give up early we man. Din-din was Tuna Glop, ingest we man. Finally left casa after Many-p.m. news to run errands, errant we man. We found Many (2x2x2 +2) jars of gefilte fish on deep closeout at one supermarket****, tasty lunches man. ****all eagerly bought by us, financially savvy we man We shall now return to our regularly scheduled clean-officing, Clean for Gene we man. Wednesday is Two Guys eve, Two Guys man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. suggests, and we agree, that Mini-B. should have a larger bed/bedroom & own bath, si man. With this will go responsibility, hopefully not to be shirked by wee man man. E.g., we will NOT change his bed linens for him, no man. We don't think that we can get everything transferred by this Sunday, maybe do it over 2 weeks man. We shall spring the idea on him and hopefully gain cooperation, si man. No party with the rubias tonight, Clean for Gene we man. And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.

Why? Seems like preventive measures could be taken, or strengthened. This was apparently the second one to fall off this ship.

And we keep getting mail for residents who haven't lived in this casa for well over a Manycade, si man. In fact, we got a jury summons for one, small world man. We took the time to call the courthouse, where they corrected the record and in fact determined that this prior resident was over Many years old, exempt from being summoned man.

Probably also fully or partially explains why Social Security has Many00-year-olds getting $$$, sigh man. Egregious P-Math error precised, see and si and you know better mam ma'am!

He'll learn soon enough, jaded we man and si Y ma'am. A thrill for you, si Y ma'am!

South Africa = southern hemisphere. Stand on your head to eat it, and the taste will improve.

You have good reason to be excited! How wonderful.

Be careful that she isn't accused of "forging" an official U.S. document (copying can be construed as that). If you make a copy, enlarge or reduce the original size, and copy just the ID page(s). Another idea is to copy the naturalization certificate, or the part showing her name.

Weren't rich liberal Americans supposed to move to the UK as soon as Trump was elected? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Object Lesson: Britain's High Earners Fleeing Due to High Taxes The once-Great Britain seems determined to supply us, the United States, with object lessons that we, on the right, pay attention to and the left ignores. The latest such incident involves the United Kingdom's tax policy - and how high-earning Brits (by high-earning, we mean productive) are fleeing to greener, lower-tax pastures. [...] https://redstate.com/wardclark/2025/04/28/object-lesson-britains-high-earners-fleeing-due-to-high-taxes-n2188432

The Officer of the Deck sounds like a moron for making a sharp turn when flight operations were underway. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New: F-18 Rolls Off Side of USS Harry S. Truman, Sinks to Bottom of the Red Sea On Monday, the United States Navy revealed that an F/A-18 fighter aircraft, along with a towing tractor, had fallen off an aircraft carrier and plunged to the bottom of the Red Sea. The Red Sea has an average depth of 1,600 feet, making recovery of the aircraft unlikely. [...] https://redstate.com/wardclark/2025/04/28/uss-harry-s-truman-loses-aircraft-tractor-overboard-n2188441

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You echo me: $549 U.S., $52.50 Mexico. Same manufacturer. Only difference was label in Spanish.

Lock her up and throw away the key, or more.