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After you've gotten the juvenile stuff out of your systems, be serious, si man. These Rant threads are serious literature, see man.

Yes, and word is that everyone is sick of her and dismiss her with a disgusted wave of their hand.

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Gov. Half-Whitmer doesn't appear to be ready for prime time. Hopefully, this ruins her chances for further elective office. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Who is Gretchen Whitmer Hiding From? [...] What's going on here? Is this some White House staffer who was caught in a weird or awkward moment? Nope. It's Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer, one of the names that is often tossed around as a potential new leader for the Democrats and a presidential candidate in 2028, standing in the Oval Office, hiding her face behind some folders as if she's been caught by the paparazzi. If you don't believe me, here's another shot of Whitmer in the Oval Office on the same day, looking like she's rethinking every life choice she's ever made. [...] https://pjmedia.com/sarah-anderson/2025/04/13/who-is-gretchen-whitmer-hiding-from-n4938852

Great news! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ecuador's Noboa wins re-election, leftist rival calls for recount Incumbent President Daniel Noboa claimed a runaway victory in Ecuador's presidential election Sunday, with voters endorsing his "iron fist" approach to rampant cartel violence. With 90 percent of the votes counted, the National Election Council said Noboa had an unassailable lead over his charismatic leftist rival Luisa Gonzalez. Official results showed the 37-year-old president with 56 percent of the vote against Gonzalez's 44 percent. Shocked by a weaker-than-expected showing, Gonzalez said she would call for a recount. "I refuse to believe that the people prefer lies over the truth," she said. Noboa claimed an "historic" victory. "There is no doubt who is the winner," he told jubilant supporters. [...] https://www.france24.com/en/americas/20250414-noboa-ecuador-presidential-elections

Thrilling Sunday report, see man: Breakfast for us was a banana, last possible edible day (and this barely) ingest we man. Breakfast for Mini-B. was Costco chicken melts, ingest wee man. Visited Mama T-B., working visit man. Get stuff off shelves, take out garbage/papers, etc., immobile senior she man. Mama T-B. didn't yell at us even once, careful not to provoke senior she man we man. Lunch for Mini-B. was Many (2+1) desserts supplied by Mama T-B., ingest wee man. Lunch for us was onecan of Chef B. ABCs+12Manys (without meatballs)*, ingest we man. *bought from a supermarket dented/closeout bin, financially savvy we man LLs were begun/continued, intrepid we man. A siesta was taken, zzz we man. Din-din was at a Passover Seder, ingest Two Guys man. After din-din, returned to casa to pack up Mini-B., end of Two Guys week man. Returned Mini-B. to ex-Mrs.-T-B., bye wee man man. Last LL now baking, really delayed conclusion to this biweekly trauma man. Must dish the warsher, first time all week man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. No firm plans for Monday except administrative drudgery, infirm we man. And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

Yawnnnnnnnnn man. Get original, man.

Maybe our karma will run over her dogma.

It is already Sunday! Time for our hilarious, effective Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: =========================================== A BLONDE AT THE CINEMA I went to see a movie the other night. I sat in an aisle seat as I usually do because it feels a little roomier. Just as the feature was about to start, a blonde from the center of the row got up and started working her way out. "Excuse me; sorry; oops; excuse me; pardon me; gotta hurry; oops; excuse me!" By the time she got to me, I was trying to look around her and I was a little impatient, so I said, "Couldn't you have done this a little earlier?" "No!" she said in a loud whisper. "The 'Turn Off Your Phone' message just flashed up on the screen, and mine is in the car."

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT, SEE MAN: We are within Many pages of needing to start a new Rant thread, si man. Everyone should suggest names, suggest names man. We shall choose the ultimate thread-name by consensus, democracy man. Start with the suggestions now, si man.

Thrilling Saturday non-GS report, see man: Breakfast/lunch for Mini-B. was Costco chicken melts, ingest wee man. Breakfast/lunch for us was onecan of pinto beans*, ingest we man. *bought at Friday's ES, financially savvy we man We siesta'd after our all-too-early GS-ing, zzz we man. Evening was the neighbor's annual BBQ, congregate we and wee man man. Weather was spectacular and no mosquitoes yet, si and no man. Din-din for Mini-B. was at least one grilled giant hamburger, ingest wee man. Din-din for us was 2 of said hamburgers, 2 hot dogs, a plate of green beans/squash, and a bowl of grapes/watermelon, ingest we man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. and cute amiga** showed up, socialize we man with ex-she man and cute she man man. **has always politely rebuffed our ask-out requests, sigh man Met several City Council and Skoolbored candidates, press-the-flesh we man. Might finally get some action on street repairs, hope we man. Watched most of The Many (2x2x2 +2) Commandments, watch Two Guys man. Trying to get Mini-B. embedded, reluctant-as-always wee man man. Probable visit with Mama T-B. on Sunday, daytime or evening function man. And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

And the psycho, si and sigh QA ma'am.

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At the site of the dinosaur-killing crater, scientists find a surprise When colossal asteroids rock Earth, it's not all doom and gloom. The menacing asteroid that wiped out non-avian dinosaurs left a colossal marine crater in what's now the Yucatan Peninsula. But after analyzing deeply drilled rock core from the impact site created by the six-mile-wide asteroid, geologists have found compelling evidence that life soon thrived in the basin following the seismic episode. The asteroid's impact [...] https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/dinosaur-killing-crater-scientists-surprise-093000194.html

I have a headache after reading all this... again glad that I'm a guy...

What's this? Gilbert & Tullivan?

The story should have told us. Big fail. Maybe the article will be edited or updated later. The author could have added "unidentified man in his 40s," for crying out loud.

It seems that we have gone from "Britannia rules the waves" to "the Surrey police can't find either butt-cheek with both hands plus outside help."

"a Surrey Police spokesperson said they were originally alerted to the potential theft by a man in his 40s" --- This was mentioned twice, with no elaboration on who he was or his vested interest in the case. The arrested chick's malicious ex-husband? The kids called their father to report "theft" as a way to get at their mother who confiscated the iPads? Not clarified.

Saturday GS report*, see man: *si man, done already, si man We attended large community GS and Many (2+2) single ones, attend we man. The large GS and 2 others yielded the take, see man: -- full pack Spider-Man party supplies** = $1, steal man -- seemingly new pair Merrell slip-on soft brown loafers = $Many ($2x2x2), steal man -- 2 TI-ManyXA calculators = $1, steal man Total = $Many ($2x2x2 +2) **should've gotten the other Many (2+2) available packs, man

Priceless! ~~~~~~~~~~~ If This Is What It Looks Like, NY AG Letitia James Is In a World of Trouble Letitia James famously campaigned for the office of New York Attorney General on a platform of sticking it to Orange Man Bad. New York being what it is these days, the TDS attack dog won the election and became the Historic™ first black female NY AG, if you care about such things. And now, it looks like she may also have the distinction of becoming the first black female NY AG to earn herself fraud charges. [...] https://pjmedia.com/athena-thorne/2025/04/11/if-this-is-what-it-looks-like-nyag-letitia-james-is-in-a-world-of-trouble-n4938806

Thrilling Friday non-GS/ES, non-Special report, see man: Breakfast was a banana, ingest before decomposition we man. Lunch was onecan of pinto beans*, ingest we man. *bought at today's ES, financially savvy we man Went to run quick errand for Uncle T-B., si man. Left phone in the T-B.-mobile, quick enough figured we man. That's when things blew up, see Special Friday Report above man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. was aysheep, aysheep ex-she man. Ex-she man even called Mama T-B., man. Mama T-B. went even more aysheep, man. We had medicines to deliver to Uncle T-B., decomposable man. We talked to Mini-B., who had to write a statement for the skool's records man. We told him that we would arrive about the time he finished, OK man. We delivered Uncle T-B.'s pills and hastily combined them with remaining old pills into single bottles**, warp-speed we man. **so Uncle T-B. can keep track, disaster in times past man Uncle T-B. was understanding, no delays man. We beat it to the skool, see Special Friday Report above man. Din-din was Costco angusburgers, ingest Two Guys man. This was one of those rare weeks when weekly din-din menu was followed precisely, si and whee man. Later, Mini-B. consumed onecan of Chef B. Mac & Cheese***, ingest wee man. ***bought from a supermarket dent/closeout bin, financially savvy we man We learned from Mini-B. that the assaulter was even bigger than Mini-B., major hulk man. Kid has been sent to Alternative Skool Many (2+1) times already, violent bad apple man. We feel good about pursuing both criminal and civil cases, $i man. The Rojo even offered some opinions, same page we and Rojo man. We might attend large community GS early Saturday, but must arise at o'dark-Many man. Unsure about other GSs/ESs, not itineraried yet man. Should up-pick our & Uncle T-B.'s tax folders from CPA midafternoon, taxing experience man. At Many (2+2) p.m. is neighbor's neighborhood burger/BBQ picnic, ingest till we're sick man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.

As long as it's public land, and as long as it avoids treading on the Posse Comitatus Act, sounds good.

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This is genuinely remarkable writing with interesting facts and major food for thought. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Free Trade: Reagan and the Austrians vs. the World of Today I was raised to respect the Austrian School of economics. From the hardliners at the Foundation for Economic Education (FEE) and Reason to the more moderate libertarians like Milton Friedman and President Reagan, the conservatives of my generation (I'm 62) knew several things with absolute certainty: [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2025/04/free_trade_reagan_and_the_austrians_vs_the_world_of_today.html