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Hmm. Where did you learn your findings? Yes, please report your experience. Is it any wonder? Sigh...

Similar-themed threads have been merged.

Wednesday means time for our hilarious Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: =========================================== SIX GOOD ONES Sergeant: Smith! Private: Yes, sir! Sergeant: I didn't see you at camouflage practice today! Private: Thank you, sir! When I was a boy, my mom would send me to the store with a dollar. I'd come back with 5 potatoes, 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk, a hunk of cheese, a box of tea, and 6 eggs. You can't do that now. Too many security cameras. A police officer came to my house and asked where I was between five and six. He seemed irritated when I answered, "Kindergarten." Where do bad rainbows go? To prism. It's a light sentence, but it gives them time to reflect. Sorry, but your password must contain at least 8 characters, upper- and lower-case letters, a symbol or number, a hieroglyph, a haiku, a musical note, the feather of a hawk, and a drop of unicorn blood. I've crunched the numbers in your retirement account. It's time to figure out who will be wearing the mask and who will be driving the getaway car.

Almost too close to the truth to be true satire... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Harvard Warns Loss Of Federal Funding Will Cripple Their Ability To Find A Final Solution To The Jewish Problem CAMBRIDGE, MA — In the wake of the Trump administration freezing $2.3 billion in federal funding to Harvard University, leaders of the university are sounding the alarm that the loss of funding will severely cripple their ability to find a final solution to the Jewish Problem. The Jewish Problem, according to Harvard, is that there are many Jews on campus and these Jews believe they have a right to attend classes without being harmed, even though they are Jews. Trump had frozen federal funding in part over a disagreement with the university's tolerance for violent antisemitism on campus, which Harvard says may actually be part of the solution they've been trying to find. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/harvard-warns-loss-of-federal-funding-will-cripple-their-ability-to-find-solution-for-the-jewish-problem

Another One Bites the Dust: Hamas Commander Taken Out by Israel Defense Forces It has to be getting downright difficult for Hamas bigwigs to find a decent life insurance policy these days, what with the Israel Defense Forces drawing the net tighter with each passing day. On Tuesday, the IDF announced that another Hamas commander had been eliminated. The goblin in question, one Muhammad al-'Ajlah, was commanding a combat support battalion in Hamas's Shejaiya battalion when the IDF changed his pronouns to "was" and "were." [...] https://redstate.com/wardclark/2025/04/15/another-one-bites-the-dust-hamas-commander-taken-out-by-israel-defense-forces-n2187894

Huge Plot Twist: Anti-Trump AG and Resistance Hero Letitia James Facing Federal Criminal Charges New York Attorney General Letitia James, who rose to power promising to imprison now-President Donald Trump, is facing criminal charges surrounding alleged mortgage fraud. Fox News broke the story on Tuesday evening during Laura Ingraham's show. [...] https://redstate.com/bonchie/2025/04/15/new-anti-trump-ag-letitia-james-referred-for-criminal-charges-n2187908

Kabebi, welcome to the forum! You've contributed to an old thread, and a reply is unlikely. VJ Moderation will lock this thread; you feel free to start a new thread with your question. Good luck with your process.

Old thread is now closed to further comment. A recent post has been split into its own topic in this same forum.

Steven, welcome to the forum! Your query above has been split from an old thread (now closed) in this forum. Folks will be along to answer. Good luck to you.

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man: With difficulty, untangled Uncle T-B.'s computer cords and got all components to Geek Squad, geek man. They probably can't transfer passwords, man. They will supervise as I sit there for that, and making shortcuts, etc., trauma for us man. Thing MIGHT be ready Thursday but probably Friday, impinge on GS-/ES-ing man. After Geek Squad, went to usual auto shop for annual T-B.-mobile state inspection, inspect they man. Owner Bob was jawboning with a rather attractive chica, hmmm man. We took over the jawboning as Bob inspected T-B.-mobile, opportunistic we man. Chica is a contract Deputy Constable-ette, imagine that man! We complimented her on her arresting personality, hee hee man. She's in process of divorce from an awful-sounding dude, ufff man. She does not sound shrinkologically damaged, careful to perceive we man. We offered our name/number to be her friend or whatever she feels comfortable with, accept she man. We told her that we'd be disappointed not to hear from her, si man. She said, "Don't worry, no man -- you will, si man," si man. So there's that, catch them at the earliest possible moment man. Lunch was at BK*, ingest we man. *WUOC, financially savvy we man A good siesta was taken thereafter, good zzz we man. No formal din-din planned, stuffed-from-lunch we man. We are now communicating on the website with a newly arrived JC, hopeful we man re NAJC she man. We must arise far earlier than preferred on Wednesday for mauling by FT**, highly overdue man. **fizzicle therapist, save-lifer she man Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.

We should immediately ban all guns!!!

Duplicate topics merged in the proper forum. OP, you were warned in the past about starting duplicate threads. Use ONE thread. VJ Moderation

Infuriating. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SCOTUS' Timidity Triggers Constitutional Crisis The Supreme Court has interceded six times in less than three months to rein in federal judges who improperly exceeded their Article III authority and infringed on the Article II authority of President Donald Trump. Yet the high court continues to issue mealy-mouthed opinions which serve only to exacerbate the ongoing battle between the Executive and Judicial branches of government. And now there is a constitutional crisis primed to explode this week in a federal court in Maryland over the removal of an El Salvadoran — courtesy of the justices' latest baby-splitting foray on Thursday. On Thursday last, in Noem v. Garcia, the Supreme Court issued a short two-page order on President Trump's application asking the justices to vacate an injunction issued by Maryland federal judge Paula Xinis. [...] https://thefederalist.com/2025/04/14/scotus-timidity-triggers-constitutional-crisis/

VDH is on his game here! Worth reading. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ China Would Lose a 'Trade War' With the US—'Gradually, then Suddenly' No one wants a "trade war" with China, or for that matter with any nation. Nonetheless, China has been waging one for years and is now locked in a tariff recalibration with the Trump administration. In this American effort to find trade parity and equity, China can do some short-term damage to the U.S., especially in terms of ceasing exports of some pharmaceuticals, phones, and computers. But ultimately, it cannot win—and will eventually lose catastrophically. It will likely accept that reality sooner rather than later. We are only in the first week of the escalating rhetoric and tariffs. But already China is appealing to its Asian rivals, Australia, and the EU to join in fighting the supposed American bully. But so far, there are understandably few takers. An exasperated China is now also [...] https://amgreatness.com/2025/04/14/china-would-lose-a-trade-war-with-the-us-gradually-then-suddenly/

The last several posts raise questions. Yes, a GE card substitutes for a passport at U.S. POE. But do other countries recognize and accept it just as readily as our CBP does? If yes, does this mean that a USC could carry a GE card abroad instead of carrying a passport? What about countries that stamp foreigners' passports on entry or entry/exit?

Country-specific thread is moved to the Philippines regional forum.

This is at once a tragically sad and thoroughly enraging post. The hottest place in Hell awaits this barbarian. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Palmhurst man charged with animal cruelty for 'curb stomping' cat A 20-year-old Palmhurst man was arrested Thursday outside a Tru-Fit Gym in Mission after admitting to smashing a cat with a rock before "curb stomping" it, according to a probable cause affidavit. Alec Omar Espericueta was charged with animal cruelty for allegedly killing a stray cat by slamming the cat on the ground multiple times, striking the cat on the head with a rock and stomping on the cat's head with his foot. At 11:28 a.m. on Thursday, a Mission police officer was dispatched to 1718 E. Griffin Parkway in reference to an animal cruelty case. The officer made contact with a witness who stated over the phone that she saw a man on the east side of the gym parking lot holding what she initially thought was a car mat, according to the affidavit. She then noticed that he was holding an animal but wasn't sure if it was a cat or dog. [...] https://myrgv.com/local-news/2025/04/12/palmhurst-man-charged-with-animal-cruelty-for-curb-stomping-cat/

Someone needs to get Steveklar to baptize this Rant thread with at least a quick post, si man. We will, of course, have to sanitize the profanity, small price to pay man.

Thrilling Monday report, see man: Awakened by intrepid miu insistent on miu-breakfast, single-minded miu man. Slothed around casa accomplishing nothing, torpid we man. Breakfast/lunch (at 2 p.m.) was 2 turkey-&-cheese sandwiches, ingest we man. A siesta thereafter made us feel better, zzz we man. At Many (2+2+1) p.m., we presentable-ized ourself and ran errands, finally man. -- We picked up 2 years' folders of Uncle T-B.'s taxes, CPA finally came through man. -- We supervised the semitruck carrying our 2 years of tax folders, $ucce$$ful bu$ine$$ typhoon we man. -- We found 2 items on store-closing discount at JoAnn Fabric & Crafts, financially savvy we man. -- We gassed the thirsty T-B.-mobile at Costco, such a gas man. Din-din was Subway*, ingest we man. *WUOC + gift card, financially savvy we man We need to return to Costco Business Center for more gift cards, on last one man. We looked over Uncle T-B.'s taxes, taxing experience man. We Manypl'd his income for him in just 2+ years, financially savvy we man. We must arise earlier than desired on Tuesday, si and sigh man. We must take Uncle T-B.'s decrepit old computer to Best Buy/Geek Squad, transfer to new computer man. Transfer should take 1 or 2 days, estimates Best Buy man. Then, we must confirm that Uncle T-B. has confidence to operate the new contraption, not guaranteed man. Wednesday, we are to get mauled** by our FT lady, fizzicle therapist man. **and not a moment too soon and many moments too late, ow ow ow man Thursday, we are to caucus with a doc, What's Up Doc man. We must arise at semi-o'-dark-Many for each, man. Thank heaven for siestas, whoever invented them is our hero man. Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

After you've gotten the juvenile stuff out of your systems, be serious, si man. These Rant threads are serious literature, see man.

Yes, and word is that everyone is sick of her and dismiss her with a disgusted wave of their hand.

Thread is moved from the "Emigrating Outside the US" forum to the CR-1 Process forum.

Gov. Half-Whitmer doesn't appear to be ready for prime time. Hopefully, this ruins her chances for further elective office. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Who is Gretchen Whitmer Hiding From? [...] What's going on here? Is this some White House staffer who was caught in a weird or awkward moment? Nope. It's Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer, one of the names that is often tossed around as a potential new leader for the Democrats and a presidential candidate in 2028, standing in the Oval Office, hiding her face behind some folders as if she's been caught by the paparazzi. If you don't believe me, here's another shot of Whitmer in the Oval Office on the same day, looking like she's rethinking every life choice she's ever made. [...] https://pjmedia.com/sarah-anderson/2025/04/13/who-is-gretchen-whitmer-hiding-from-n4938852