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UK Muslims Demand Voting Age Be Lowered To 13 So Their Wives Can Vote LONDON — In a protest to make the nation's democratic process more inclusive, Muslims in the United Kingdom marched to demand that the voting age be lowered to 13 so their wives would be able to vote. Following intense debate on the wisdom and necessity of lowering the voting age in the UK, lawmakers agreed that there could be a case to be made for making it legal for the child brides of the country's millions of Muslim residents to vote in elections. "Every wife in the UK should have the right to vote, even when they are children," said UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/uk-muslims-demand-voting-age-be-lowered-to-13-so-their-wives-can-vote

Joe Biden States He Absolutely Would Have Approved All The Presidential Pardons If He Had Known About Them GREENVILLE, DE — In a rare public appearance after leaving office in January, former President Joe Biden stated that he absolutely would have approved all of his presidential pardons if he had known about them. In brief comments to reporters outside his Delaware home, Biden addressed persistent rumors that he knew nothing about the pardons he issued in the closing days and hours of his presidency, reiterating that he would have approved them if anyone had asked him. "Let me be clear, I was [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/joe-biden-states-he-absolutely-would-have-approved-all-the-presidential-pardons-if-he-had-known-about-them

Biden's Teleprompter Assures Nation It Approved All Autopen Decisions WASHINGON, D.C. — Former President Joe Biden's teleprompter cleared up some recent controversy in a statement it released Monday, stating it personally approved of all the autopen pardons during the Biden presidency. "I personally and single-handedly approved every pardon signed by the autopen machine," The teleprompter said in yellow lettering across its screen. "As the acting president at the time, I had that authority." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/bidens-teleprompter-assures-nation-it-approved-all-autopen-decisions

Finally! ~~~~~~~~ Adios NPR, PBS [...] NPR is a wolf in sheep's clothing. It enjoys the tax-exempt privileges of a 501(c)(3) organization, yet operates as a de facto mouthpiece for the Democratic Party and progressive ideology. Uri Berliner exposed just how deep the imbalance runs: NPR's D.C. editorial newsroom includes 87 registered Democrats and zero Republicans—a staggering disparity that makes "viewpoint diversity" nothing more than a myth. That arrogance has not gone unnoticed by the public. For example, a May 2024 DailyMail.com/TIPP poll showed that voters, by a wide margin, favored stripping National Public Radio of taxpayer funding due to concerns about political bias. Fully 44 percent said NPR should lose its government support, while only 26 percent wanted funding to continue, and 31 percent were unsure. [...] https://tippinsights.com/adios-npr-pbs/

Geez. I'm continuously thankful that I was born a USC.

Thrilling Friday report, see man: We shall save these ESs + one more for Saturday, decide we man. Awoke unwillingly and kept slapping the tap-nap, infernal alarm man. Hip felt great after regular bedtime HSM, injection site sore no more man. Threatened rain all day, ominously cloudy in morning man. We decided to mow front lawn, in semi-drastic need thereof man. Two sweatbands were consumed, one job one recovery man. Miu enlapped herself as we off-cooled under ceiling fan, host we fluffy lap-miu man. Made bank deposit for Mama T-B. consequent to "selling her life" to antique-dealer, honest we man. Favorite long-time bank lady was there, hadn't seen her for a while man. We apprised her of Mama T-B.'s situation, upset and cry twice she man. We almost did the same once, upset we man too man. Bank lady will extend wishes to Mama T-B., count on it man. Free lunch (just made it man) was loaded baked potato with BBQ pulled pork, seafood chowder (yuck man), coleslaw (enh man), and same infernal sugar-free yellow muffin as has been frequent, yuck but ingest we man. Resumed up-cleaning, tedious man. Found yet more boxes of family fotos/memorabilia, lots of history man. Found 2 brand-new plushies, squirreled away by Mama T-B. man. We hope to send these to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s youngest nephew/niece, only outlet for them man. Got call from building office, call they man we man man. Same couple as before wanted to buy more furniture, gluttonous they man. We agreed on sale of full bedframe with storage headboard, plus #2 office desk, $Many00 man. (We could/should have asked for more, we man.) Bed needs disassembling and desk needs off-clearing/out-cleaning, both big jobs man. Made donation run, almost didn't make it consequent to jammed traffic, man. Did get rid of the last (?) plastic-flower arrangements in vases/jugs, think we man. The #2 bathroom is completely out-cleared now, confirm we man. Free din-din was carved ham, spicy baked beans, & mac/cheese, ingest we man. With Many (2x2x2 +2+2+1) days left in July, we can ingest lunch freely for all but 2 of them, calculate we man. Returned and began clearing floor from desk to front door, ultimately necessary man. We compiled a box of stuff for ourself, chiefly toiletries & miscellany man. Compiled a box of stuff for ex-Mrs.-T-B., stuff she'll probably all use man. Aggregated the Many -- si man, Many -- boxes of family fotos/stuff, put intat in one place man. Got brutal about out-throwing still-useful items, various unused/lightly used bathroom items man. Started on a little more stuff for donation, not many small items left that the donation place will take man. Pending Mama T-B.'s decision about clothes, we should probably start on kitchen stuff next, think we man. The big things are the furniture & electronics, probably must advertise on NextDoor et al. man. It never did rain, no man. Sun emerged by rush hour and we were quite sweaty, perspirational we man. We remembered to exit with Many (2+2) stray books and Many (2+2+1) CD collections, focused we man. We took them to Half-Price Books, maybe get pennies for them man. To our amazement, they took all Many of each, clean sweep man. They gave us $Many-&-a-half ($[2x2x2 +2] + half a buck), most of that from one CD man. This gave a lift to our sweaty and exhausting day, enough energy to get us to our casa man. Delivered box to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s unoccupied casa, ex-she man & Mini-B. still in Ecu man. Carried memorabilia boxes from T-B.-mobile to entry room, exhausted we man. Miu plaintively miu'd from inside kitchen, plaintive miu man. Ministered to lonesome bored miu, service needy miu we man. Miu remained needy thereafter, interactive miu man. As soon as possible post-miu, we showered, what a difference man. We then siesta'd for <1 hour, not enough zzz but a great help man. Continued attending to demanding miu, attend to miu we man. No party with the rubias tonight, quit trying to knock down our door silly rubias man. We plan to ES on Saturday morn, Many (2+1) ESs man. After that, we must develop more of a plan for vacating Mama T-B.'s casa, time approaching man. And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.

Gracias to our eternally lurking Polish Commie-Babe, oj tak. Bad missing absent nonparticipatory lurking silent Asia! Bad, BAD missing MISSING absent ABSENT nonparticipatory NONPARTICIPATORY lurking LURKING silent SILENT Asia!

Even on brief visits, Costco* exhausts us, headache man. Our local one is dominated by two ethnic groups that hog aisles and block people, man. And we'll never deduce why people insist on walking in front of/beside their cart while pulling it, man. *we far prefer Costco Business Center, in/out in half an hour we man man You can get gas at ANY time if you eat enough beans, see and si and man.

Are human beings both inferior and this stoopid, huh man?

Maybe they went for fewer items, see and si and duh and man. Brilliant perceptive wise sage Bro G man! Brilliant, BRILLIANT perceptive PERCEPTIVE wise WISE sage SAGE Bro G man! On the plus side, there were no P-Math errors, oj nie. On the down side, since when are Central Chimpanzees "people," huh huh huh man? Seems like a TOS violation somewhere here, hmm and ruminate we man.

The rubias are still trying to break down the doors of the casa to cavort with us, si and man.

This is accurate. During our time, I asked a lawyer, and he said that affidavits are suggested only when other evidence is thin.

Thrilling Thursday-on-Friday report, see man: Awoke long before alarm, we man. Hip largely better, although sore injection site man. Free lunch was chicken/rice soup, chopped steak, rice pilaf, peas, & 2 cookies, ingest we man. Busied ourself by dealing with Mama T-B.'s costume jewelry, anticipate antique dude's presence we man. Mama T-B. had a phenomenal amount of the stuff, impressed we man. Found Aunt T-B.'s Phi Beta Kappa pin, Mama T-B.'s late older sister man. (Papa & Mama T-B. also earned theirs, impressive man.) Got donation bag packed & dropped, one closet shelf's worth man. On way back, Costco'd for ourself, go for one item return with 2 restrained we man. While sojourning thusly, got call from antique dude (AD), call AD we man man. Rendezvous was for half-past Many at Mama T-B.'s casa, OK with us man. AD liked Mama T-B.'s stuff, especially the Manyzen mirrors man. He was impressed at the fine condition of the cedar chest, however still the same offer man. AD went through the costume jewelry, painstakingly combed through by we man man. AD reserved judgment on 2 large pieces, will let us know about marble table and mirror dresser man. AD went pig-wild on most of the other stuff, impressed AD and we man man. He image-searched items on Google to show us going rates, fascinating man. Offer was $Many,ManyManyMany for Many (2+1) flatbed-dolly loads, offer AD man. We were obligated to call Mama T-B., senior she man go aysheep man. Mama T-B. finally gave in, "Just do what you want, si and sigh man," si man. AD paid us in cash, amazing man. We helped AD by opening doors, help AD man we man. At end, AD said, "You got a fair deal and I did too, si man," pretty much agree we man. Front-desk receptionist was highly impressed to hear what we'd sold and the amount, impressed she man. We said, "Mama T-B. sure isn't, no man," si and sigh and say we man. Had to visit Mama T-B. right thereafter, man. Mama T-B. morose over "losing her life," many memories gone man. We said, "And you don't think that we didn't have a lump in our throat, too, huh man?", si man. Mama T-B. remained unconvinced, grousing senior she man man. We did her little requests without complaint or back-talk, too tired for either anyway we man man. Got back to our casa an hour after dark, long day man. Miu wanted din-din and interaction, needy interactive miu man. Din-din for us was onecan* (large) of "baked beans with onion," ingest we man. *expiration date Valentine's Day Many (2x2x2 +2) years ago -- si man, Many (2x2x2 +2) years ago, si man This expiration period was our longest by far, smash previous personal record we man. It has been over 2 hours and we haven't died yet, si and no man man. Miu then dropped a feather-roller at our feet, completely subtle miu man. We played with and brushed miu, seemingly mollified miu man. No party with the rubias tonight, dead-to-world we man man. Have tentatively itineraried 2 ESs for Friday, see how we feel man. And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

It was actually the Many'th (2+2+1th), rather than the Many'th (2+2+2th) anniversary, correct we man. The elegant flexibility of P-Math is still evident, oj tak. See Thrilling Thursday-on-Friday report, see Y ma'am. Gracias, si Bro G man. We already have Many,000,000 POTSs*, si man. *buy yours today, si man! We appreciate the thought, however, si man. Casino Indians, to be precise man. This is the place nearest our casa, see and si and man. They used to offer half-price birthday din-dins, no more but got a little discount anyway man. If they're Chinese, we give them the Hu Flung Pu test, si man. Actually, LPoP and unread, si and no see man.

Thread is moved from the US Citizenship Case Progress subforum to the "Passports, etc." subforum.

Thread is moved from the US Citizenship Case Progress subforum to the "Passports, etc." subforum.

Would "I'm sick of jury summonses" qualify?

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Jill Biden 'work husband' refuses to answer Oversight questions Former first lady Jill Biden's chief of staff refused to answer questions during closed–door testimony before the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee on Wednesday morning. Committee Chair Rep. James Comer (R-Ky.) said Anthony Bernal pleaded the Fifth when GOP lawmakers asked him whether former President Biden ever instructed him to lie about his health or "if any unelected official or family members executed the duties of the president." [...] https://thehill.com/homenews/house/5404020-anthony-bernal-jill-biden-aide-pleads-fifth/

A punchy piece about President Otto Pen and the deep state. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Biden Was Never Fit For Office To Begin With At this point, you would be hard-pressed to find any reasonably informed American who honestly thinks President Joe Biden wasn't in a state of serious cognitive decline at the end of his term in office. Yet the New York Times has at least two reporters who are willing to pretend they believe this. On Sunday, the Times ran a piece by notorious Russia collusion hoaxer Charlie Savage and Tyler Pager about the thousands of clemency decisions recorded with autopen in the final days of the Biden administration. The piece is meant, on the surface, to be a defense of Biden and his administration's use of the autopen. [...] https://thefederalist.com/2025/07/15/biden-was-never-fit-for-office-to-begin-with/

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Got another birthday text from Other Cousinette T-B., si man. That's just about everybody active from whom we could hear, well OK man. Just took foto of miu dozing atop her recently arrived box of miu-food from Chewy.com, fotograph miu we man.

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man: We turned Many years old today, same as or younger than last year depending on meaning of Many man. Awoke earlier than we would have preferred, still well past Walmarting time for Bro G man. Fed miu on the Many'th (2+2+2th) anniversary of her having joined our casa, sweet miu man. Mama T-B. phoned at precisely Many:Many a.m., time of birth of we man man. We were able to tell her that she was our birthday present, managed to choke that out man. Cousinette T-B. then texted us happy birthday, appreciated man. Free lunch was beef noodle soup, S&Ms, peas, garlic bread, and sugar-free chocolate ice cream, ingest we man. We out-cleared Mama T-B.'s Lane cedar chest, mostly NIP bedspreads et al. man. Grandma T-B. had gifted the chest to Mama T-B. on her Sweet Many'th (2x2x2x2th) birthday, si man. We found 2 NIP wheelchair-seat pads among stuff recently under the bed, wow man. There also appears to be a NIP walker, might give it to Uncle T-B. man. We threw the linens, pads, and other things into the donation pile, rather rushed we man. We took fotos of Mama T-B.'s very full closets, senior she man to decide what to keep if anything man. Got call from Uncle T-B.'s infectious-disease doc, follow-up visit scheduled man. Got call from suspicious Indian in Kentucky, couldn't understand fishy story so hung up & blocked him we man. Had doctor caucus at 1:Many p.m. to get our hip shot up with meat-tenderizer, mandatory for we man man. Was up against time, intense we man. Went downstairs to find flatbed dolly, none in view man. Had to traverse entire complex to find one, and sweat perspirational we man man. Loaded donation items, garbage bag, & 2 "gift boxes" onto dolly and into T-B.-mobile, sweat we man. Jumped into T-B.-mobile, all clothing + sweatband completely hosed man. Looked so miserable in waiting-room that two noosers asked if we wanted water or other help, hot we man. Cute medical assistant took us to the shoot-up room, attire ourself appropriately we man. Doc shot our hip with a Many-dose ([2+1]-dose) cocktail, short- & long-term action man. We told him that this qualified us as a hip individual, hee hee man. Left doc's building, still-perspirational we man. Briefed Mama T-B. on the proceedings, solicitous senior she man man. Phone-tagged with Claims Rep from Mama T-B.'s long-term care plan, introductory call man. Took 2 gift boxes of miscellaneous small items into antique shop, pass it by all the time man. We have attended several of his ESs, in fact man. Owner wasn't there, wait Many minutes in un-A/C'd shop perspirational we man man. Finally ducked out to make donation, place just half a mile away man. Returned before owner arrived, good timing man. Owner inspected smalls, experienced he man man. He said, "There's nothing special and it's hard to sell smalls, si and sigh man." He offered us $Many ($2x2x2x2x2 +2+1) for all, well OK man. We showed him fotos of the wall/shelf art & furniture at Mama T-B.'s place, interested he man. He said that the cedar chest lid was curved and not flat, harder to sell man. He thought that he could offer us $Many00 for the cedar chest, probably cost more than that when new man. We discussed this with Mama T-B., philosophical senior she man. We will probably accept the guy's offer, need to clear the apartment man. We expect to caucu$ with the guy after Many p.m. on Thursday, hope he's fair with us man. If so, he will wrap, pack, & cart away everything, save a LOT of work for we man man. Mama T-B. reminded us of costume jewelry in a dresser drawer, some of it rather expensive man. We were exhausted by this point, actually before this point man. Went to Favorite Large Thrift Store, search for dusters for Mama T-B. man. Found one pants for Uncle T-B. but put them back, cuffs not zipper-expandable man. Found 2 obviously new-from-package underwears for us, buy those man. Searched fruitlessly for Mama T-B., and man. Phoned her from outside the store, query we man she man man. Mama T-B. gave us more criteria, go back inside we man. We ended up buying Mama T-B. a soft pullover-type thing by DKNY, maybe she can use it man. It was on Many% discount, not a big expense anyway man. We were beyond exhausted by this point, unquestionably man. Intrepidly continued to supermarket on out-of-business closeout, Many% off food items man. Got soft drinks, bottled water, and miu-food, satisfied we man man. We were even more beyond exhausted by this point, unquestionably man. On the drive casa-ward, Uncle T-B. phoned, happy b'day from senior he man man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. & Mini-B. then phoned from Ecu , happy b'day from ex-she man & wee man man. We were disgusted that we had not celebrated anything, disgusted we man man. We forced ourself to go to proximal Chinese buffet, no not THAT one Bro G man. We consumed Many (2+2) plates of beef & chicken, ingest we man. We felt better afterward, not hungry beforehand but we'd done something to celebrate man. Arrived perspirationally and in desperate siesta-need at the casa, arrive we man. As we garaged ourself, Busybody Cousinette T-B. called, someone squealed to her about Mama T-B. man. There went Many minutes, bye man. Was greeted inside by hungry miu, Where Exactly Were You All This Time Daddy man. Ministered to miu, ministerial we man. Took call from Mama T-B., there went Many more minutes man. Finally took shower, greatest non-mow-lawning/non-Mexico need ever man. And then there was inadequate time for a siesta, man. Hip is better, blessed relief that might last for Many months or longer man. No party with the rubias tonight, are we crazy man. Hopefully caucus with ES dude on Thursday, fingers crossed man. Otherwise more of the same, cleanout man. And that was/is our thrilling Wednesday, report we man.

Gracias, si mam ma'am. We managed to get a picture of her life history while she was cornered in the hospital, captive audience man. We down-wrote it, for eventual obituary and for educating Mini-B., descendant wee man man. We have enough for a giant box... or two, si Y ma'am. We have the opposite challenge, only us to deal with the stuff man. See Thrilling Wednesday report for a little about this, see Y ma'am. Gracias beaucoup, si Y ma'am.

Really reliable... confirmed?