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Man -- the New York Times is going to have to get a lot of "austere religious scholar" obituaries ready... like, more than 40 of them. Nearly 900 strikes were carried out within 12 hours. Not bad! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Over 40 Senior Iranian Officials Confirmed Dead in Operation Epic Fury Dozens of senior Iranian officials, as well as Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, have been killed in operation Epic Fury, as Israeli and American forces have rained hell upon Iran since early Saturday morning. So far, according to Israeli sources, the deaths include Ali Larijani, Khamenei's deputy, and Ali Shamkhani, a top security advisor. Other reported casualties among high-ranking figures include Esmail Qaani, head of the IRGC Quds Force; Mohammad Pakpour, the newly appointed IRGC commander; and Defense Minister Amir Nasirzadeh. However, Iranian officials have denied these reports. [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/dmitri-bolt/2026/02/28/dozens-of-senior-iranian-officials-confirmed-dead-n2672074

And look who else got it, too! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Iranian State Media Finally Admits What We've Known for Hours About Ali Khamenei President Trump launched airstrikes against the Iranian regime just over an hour past his deadline, collaborating with Israeli forces to target the government's leadership. The operation was successful, with key Iranian officials, including Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and most of his family, eliminated in the initial strikes. Iranian state media confirmed these outcomes, even though Israeli and American officials had already made the information public hours earlier. Khamenei's daughter, son-in-law, and grandson were also killed in the airstrikes: [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/02/28/iranian-state-media-finally-admits-what-weve-known-for-hours-n2672090

We neglected to post Wednesday's Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke, and no one complained. This certainly means that you're eagerly anticipating our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: =========================================== WHAT WE'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SAY "Don't let your mind wander -- it's too small to be let out on its own." "I hear you've finally changed your mind. What did you do with the diaper?" "I'm heading south for the winter... actually, some parts of me are headed there already!" "If a man's home is his castle, he can learn to CLEAN it." "As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools." "Don't believe everything you think." "If there's a tourist season, how come we can't shoot them?" "Everyone seems normal, until you get to know them." "My sex life isn't dead, but the buzzards are circling." "Well, aren't YOU the most adorable Black Hole of Need?" "Shhh! That's the sound of nobody caring what you think." "Did you eat an extra bowl of Stupid this morning?" "I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce." "If you have something to say, raise your hand and place it over your mouth." "You're not yourself today -- I noticed the improvement immediately!" "Never go to bed angry -- stay up and plot your revenge."

Oh, Joy.

Thrilling Saturday non-ES report, see man: Breakfast/lunch was 2 turkey-&-cheese sandwiches, ingest we man. Mini-B. still embedded at nearly 1 p.m., zzz wee man man. We left him 2 PB&J sandwiches, lunch wee man man. We awoke him before going to our ES and to Mama T-B., roust youthful carcass we man man. Mama T-B. phoned us Many (2+2+2+1) -- si man, Many (2x2x2 -1) -- times, man. During our visit, we again had to inventory & reorganize all the bed ilnens, man. This is because the idiot helpers "just grab and toss everything around, si man," man. She told us to take one complete dirty-sheet set, 2 towels, & a duster dress home to warsh, man. "You can warsh them together in one load, si man," said senior she man man. "No, we cannot, no man -- the towels will get wadded in the sheets in the dryer, si man," said we man man. "No, they will not, no man, and I need them before Sunday, si man!" said senior she man man. We warshered/baked/folded the 2 LLs, no one tell us how to do LLs man. Mini-B. said that he was going to the nearby skool to basketball with amigos, well OK man. Miu demanded complete brushing, acquiesce to miu we man. We returned the 2 LLs to Mama T-B. after hours, 2 trips in one day man. As we T-B.-mobiled, Mini-B. texted that he + amigos were going to McDonald's, across busy highway man. We told him not to for safety & din-din planning, but he ignored us, no and si man man. This did wonders for our blood pressure, irked-already we man man. The keypad entry code to Mama T-B.'s place didn't work, bang on door for Many minutes till someone noticed we man man. Mama T-B. wanted Many (2+2) -- si man, Many (2+2) -- explanations of what we'd warshed, man. After the Many'th (2+1th) explanation, we began to get peeved, foul mood already we man. We crammed the infernal stuff where it belonged and then left, bye we man man. On way back, we stopped at McDonald's, retrieve wee man + one local amigo man. The T-B.-mobile's back seat hasn't been off-cleaned since Mama T-B. went down, no time man. We could take only one amigo with us, choice man. Local amigo said he could walk home, si man. Other amigo, we learned too late, lived Many (2x2x2x2 +2) -- si man, Many (2x2x2x2 +2) -- minutes away, man. Saturday-night traffic quite heavy, man. Mini-B. unapologetic, rebellious Manyager wee man man. We were rather displeased, putting it lightly man. Return to the casa was after Many (2x2x2) p.m., man. Mini-B. needed a lengthy emergency bathroom seance, dietary indiscretion at McDonald's man. We were about to blow our stack, schedule entirely hosed man. Din-din (finally) was French-style green beans, breaded chicken tenders, and r'b'r, ingest Two Guys man. We had to consume part of Mini-B.'s din-din, appetite ruined by McDonald's man. Movie night was Many (2x2x2x2 + 2+2+2) Jump Street, pretty good and watch Two Guys man. Beyond all hope, 2 bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This tallies to Many (2x2x2x2 -2) for the week, quota padded man. End result of day, see man: Zero progress on Mama T-B.'s taxes, man. Everyone here should have invested in pharma companies that make BP medicine, financially savvy you man man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. No plans for Sunday beyond the Many (2+1) LLs and whatever we do with Mama T-B.'s taxes, yeah right man. And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

Highly recommend against it. Congested, 24/7 traffic gridlock like no one's ever seen. I hate having to go there.

Notice (in videos elsewhere) that the women dancing in the streets of Tehran have already abandoned their hijabs. That's a big middle finger to the regime. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Iranians celebrate Israeli, US strikes after months of increased repression from regime Iranians were recorded celebrating in the street on Saturday morning, before the internet blackout, in response to Israeli and US strikes on the regime's military and government facilities, according to footage published online by Iranian diaspora media. In one video, young Iranian men shouted "I love Trump" as smoke was seen billowing from a nearby strike. [...] https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/iran-news/article-888273

Best news since Khomeini bought it. May they both land in the hottest level of Hell and enjoy it there with their promised 72-year-old vegan. I like Fetterman's reaction (see article). Two comments from the peanut gallery: "Allah's boy got his butt taken out by the Jews. How appropriate!" "Now do that stupid Obama library in Chicago." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei is Dead Despite some initial debate, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei was killed during the airstrikes Saturday morning, Israeli officials report. "Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei was assassinated in an Israeli strike on Tehran, with his body found under the rubble caused by an Israeli airstrike, senior Israeli officials were informed on Saturday evening," the Jerusalem Post reports. "Documentation of Khamenei's body was reportedly shown to Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu." [...] https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2026/02/28/breaking-iranian-supreme-leader-ayatollah-ali-khamenei-is-dead-n4950085

More links: https://www.springtx.com/govt/ https://www.richmondtx.gov/ https://www.sugarlandtx.gov/

Six years ago, actually: https://www.sugarland.com/msg/sugar-land-best-tasting-drinking.php?p=1269571

Yes to all. The member mam521 can be a resource for Spring, because she lives up that way. I can help with the other areas. Spring is pretty close to Bush Intercontinental Airport (IAH), if Mrs. CC wants international flights. Sugar Land is closer to IAH and to Hobby Airport (HOU, a Southwest hub) than is Richmond. Richmond would be good, too. It and Sugar Land are in Fort Bend County, which is run better than is Harris County (which encompasses most of Houston and perhaps parts or much of Spring). City services in either would be excellent. Trivia fact: Sugar Land has (or had) the best-tasting tap water in the U.S. and second-best in North America. This was determined a couple of years ago, and perhaps we can find a URL about it. Would you be looking for an apartment, condo, townhouse, house? Rent or own? How soon would you envision moving?

Saturday ES report, see man: We discovered a Sat-Sun ES that was on the way to Mama T-B.'s, opportunity knocks man. This ES yielded the take, see man: -- L/S, double-pocket Pepe Jeans shirt (with dry-cleaner tag on it) = $2, steal man Total = $2

It can take many months. Expect this, and be pleased if it's sooner.

Welcome to the forum! The letter from your doctor should be very helpful. Your intent to prove that you can live medicine-free for 12 months is honorable. However, you should abandon that plan, for your own good, if it results that you do need some or all of the medicine.

And a righteous strike back in the war that Islam has been conducting against Christendom for 1,400 years.

Khamenei's Palace Obliterated in U.S.-Israel Strike The joint military strike from the United States and Israel completely destroyed murderous Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khamenei's residence, according to Israeli and American media. "Operation Epic Fury" certainly took out some Iranian leaders, including reportedly the leader of the mass-murdering, terrorist Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps, and it might even have taken out the ruler of Iran. Israeli media was circulating an unconfirmed report that Khamenei himself was killed in the strike, although other international sources are claiming that the terrorist dictator was only injured and managed to evacuate. But even if he has to flee the country and his government collapses, that will be a major victory as well, and not just for the Persian people, or Israelis, but for Americans and all other countries whose people have been killed by Iranian-backed terrorists. The Times of Israel briefly reported Saturday: [...] https://pjmedia.com/catherinesalgado/2026/02/28/khameneis-palace-obliterated-in-us-israel-strike-n4950075

BREAKING: Israel Reportedly Believes Iranian Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei Has Been Killed Israel's N12 News is reporting that the Israeli government believes that Iranian Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei is dead. A translated version of an N12 update from Saturday morning citing a senior Israeli official suggests that the Israelis have assessed that Khamenei is "no longer with us" after the United States and Israel launched a joint operation against the Iranian regime overnight. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/breaking-israel-reportedly-believes-iran-143414156.html

You're just jealous, o inferior primate.

It sounds like time, or it's past time, that you approach the immigration liaison in your Congressman's office.

Affidavits are suggested only when other evidence is thin. Things like estate documents and beneficiary designations always carry more weight.

You're welcome. Response is usually less on weekends, so be patient.

This is the time of year when I wish I owned a car warsh*. *Texas pronunciation and spelling

The stuff that monkeys fling.

The UK is lost. Sounds like there effectively is.

Agree 100% with Boiler. Let's sit back and cheer.