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Thrilling Friday non-GS/ES report, see man: Breakfast/lunch was Many (2+2) Costco ready-to-eat hard-boiled eggs, ingest we man. An attempted post-ES-ing siesta failed, too up-jacked we man. Din-din was Costco angusburgers, traditional for Friday ingest Two Guys man. Movie night was the first episode of Andor Season 2, frustrating man. Everybody mumbling below hearing level in thick British dialects, also out-drowned by music man. Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This makes Many (2x2x2 +2+1) for the week, double-digit quota achieved man. We have itineraried 2 ESs and 2 MSs for Saturday, itinerary we man. Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.

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Just read this elsewhere. Tragic.

Just be sure to cancel the return leg as a priority. Airlines sometimes forget to correct their flight manifests. In these instances, the K-1 recipient can be listed as a passenger on a flight out of the U.S. If travel permission or the green card isn't yet in hand, it causes grave headaches: how do you prove a negative (that you weren't on a flight leaving the U.S.)? Canceling the return can easily be overlooked amidst the excitement and uproar of moving, but be sure to do it. Make note of when you called the airline (date and time), whom you spoke with, and what the assurances were -- and keep these notes with your most important immigration papers.

This is what all human females look like to a handsome, desirable, irresistible Central Chimpanzee, see and si and man.

Friday GS/ES report, see man: We attended all, reliable we man. The 1st, 2nd, Many'rd, and Many'th (2+2+1th) ESs yielded the take, see man: -- small bottle facial toner, NIP Breathe-Right strips = $Many ($2+1), steal man -- bath towel, can baked beans, can Progresso soup, bottle prune juice* = $Many ($2+2), steal man *for Mama T-B., senior she man man -- misc. disposable plates, large spoon = $1, steal man -- NIP foam plates = $1, deal man Total = $Many ($2x2x2 +1)

So is your P-Math transgression, see and si and mam ma'am! Check out all the extra fees added onto the price -- handling, for God's sake man?

Cheeseburgers, si and see and D man!

Sad: This Guy Spent $500k On Ivy League Education And All He Knows How To Do Is Chant 'Free Palestine' CAMBRIDGE, MA — Local man Asher Grayson, who recently graduated from Harvard with a degree in neuroscience, confessed he feels woefully unprepared to join the workforce because the only thing he knows how to do is chant "Free Palestine!" "I'm starting to think my $500,000 of student debt wasn't worth it because I don't know a thing about molecular neuroscience," said Dr. Grayson, who finally earned his PhD in 2024. "Free Palestine!" Grayson is just one of several students who [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-this-guy-spent-500k-on-ivy-league-education-and-all-he-knows-how-to-do-is-chant-free-palestine

Thrilling Thursday report, see man: Lunch was 2 ham-&-cheese sandwiches on hamburger buns, ingest we man. A decent siesta was taken, zzz we man. Din-din was BK* at Mini-B.'s request, ingest Two Guys man. *WUOC, financially savvy we man Mini-B. didn't want a movie night, game with amigo wee man man. We are transferring Uncle T-B.'s matured CD into high-interest savings at Many.ManyMany%, $ucce$$ful bu$ine$$ typhoon we-on-behalf-of-senior-he-man man. We have itineraried 1 GS and Many (2+2+1) ESs for Friday, ambitious we man. Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

Just when we think we've beheld the the zenith of unbelievable university behavior... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ivy League University Files Charges Against Student for DOGE-Inspired Email Asking What Administrators Do [...] Student Alex Shieh, a sophomore at formerly prestigious Ivy League Brown University, decided to send a DOGE-inspired email on March 18 to 3,805 administrators on the campus, asking them to "describe what tasks you performed in the past week." The email mirrored a letter that Elon Musk's DOGE (Department of Government Efficiency sent to federal workers in February. As you might recall, untold numbers of federal workers who received Musk's letter were incensed by the mere thought -- and audacity -- that they should be required to actually report specifics of the tasks they had accomplished over the previous five days, as if validating their job performance to superiors was tantamount to a threat. Anyway, rather than respond to the student's email -- even with a non-answer -- Brown officials chose a boneheaded alternative: they summoned Shieh to answer charges of misrepresenting himself as a reporter for the Brown Spectator, an "unrecognized" student-run newspaper of conservative and libertarian political content at the university. [...] https://redstate.com/mike_miller/2025/04/24/ivy-league-university-files-charges-against-student-for-doge-inspired-email-asking-what-administrators-do-n2188253

LPoP and unread, D man.

We looked it up, and we thought that you were recommending cannibalism, ingest Shuba the Singer man. Shuba salad actually sounds pretty good, if they get rid of the beets, bye beets man.

They sure hosed the borders -- no foresight at all!

Dog Loves Bungee Jumping, Owner Of Bungee-Jumping Dog Reports BEND, OR—Pointing out how the 4-year-old Jack Russell terrier was already shaking with anticipation, avid bungee jumper Isaac Branch confirmed Thursday that his dog also loves bungee jumping. "Rocko's obsessed with bungee jumping—he does it all the time!" said Branch, 25, who described the 15-pound canine as a "total adrenaline junky" who gets so riled up by just the sight of the bungee harness that he often urinates all over the floor. [...] https://theonion.com/dog-loves-bungee-jumping-owner-of-bungee-jumping-dog-reports/

After Food Dye Ban, Fruity Pebbles To Be Changed To Whitey Pebbles U.S. — Following news that HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. had officially banned artificial food dyes, Post Consumer Brands announced that it would be changing its "Fruity Pebbles" cereal to the more compliant "Whitey Pebbles." The food giant said the cereal would feature all the same great ambiguously fruity flavors in similar packaging to the original, but now with 100% fewer carcinogenic food colors to avoid facing severe reprimands from Kennedy's Health Department. "All the deliciousness, none of the poison!" Post marketing representative Shelly Banks said. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/fruity-pebbles-to-be-changed-to-whitey-pebbles

False Alarm: Smoke Coming From Vatican Just Cardinal Steve Accidentally Burning Toast Again VATICAN CITY — Millions excitedly awaited the imminent announcement of the new Pope after smoke poured out of the Vatican this morning, only to learn it was just Cardinal Steve burning the toast again. Shouts of excitement filled the city as camera crews raced to cover the news, but the smell of burnt bread soon gave way to disappointment. "Dang it, Steve," said Cardinal Erdo, coughing through the smoke. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/false-alarm-smoke-coming-from-vatican-just-cardinal-steve-accidentally-burning-toast-again

This enterprising thinking is along the lines of Texas wooing New England businesses, Florida wooing New York City cops, and the Wyoming state police wooing Colorado cops. Also, "wooing" is a cool word. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Montana Governor Wooing Colorado Gun Makers Montana Gov. Greg Gianforte has a message for the beleaguered firearms industry in the blue state of Colorado: since you're clearly not welcome there, why not move to a place that will treat you right? In a new video, Gianforte calls out Colorado Gov. Jared Polis for signing a sweeping bill that bans the purchase of most semi-automatic long guns unless the buyer first obtains a permission slip from their local sheriff; contrasting that authoritarian move with the freedom-loving and 2A-accepting culture in Big Sky Country. [...] Gianforte goes on to extol the virtues of Montana, noting that the state is already home to more than 150 gun and ammo makers, which he says makes the state the home to more firearm industry members per capita than any other state in the country. [...] https://bearingarms.com/camedwards/2025/04/23/montana-governor-wooing-colorado-gun-makers-n1228406

Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling Wednesday report, see man: Got Mini-B. to skool with one minute to spare, tension man. His skool computer decided to update firmware right as he prepared to pack it, man. It was also raining, take faster detour to cut into line sooner we man. A lot of kids were late, convinced of that we man. Lunch was onejar of Passover gefilte fish*, ingest we man. *bought half-price closeout at supermarket, financially savvy we man This stuff is quite tasty**, conclude we man. **especially at half-price, si man Major siesta taken, zzz we man. Major monsoon during the first Many minutes of skool release, lot of soaked kids man. Mini-B. avoided most of it, How Dry Wee Are man. Din-din was onebag of nuked mixed vegetables from Aldi and the remaining half-bag of breaded chicken tenders from Costco, ingest Two Guys man. Siesta #2 taken thereafter, zzz we man. Mini-B. didn't want a movie night, oh well man. No formal plans for Thursday, no plan we man man. Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Wednesday, report we man.

And thank you for having updated your timeline so promptly and completely. That too is a nice feeling, when it's all done.

Thread is moved from the K-1 Case Progress subforum to the US Citizenship Case Progress subforum. Congratulations! What a great feeling.

Trump Calls Kashmir Terror Attack 'Deeply Disturbing' as Sickening Details Emerge Early on Tuesday afternoon, Donald Trump wrote on TruthSocial: "Deeply disturbing news out of Kashmir. The United States stands strong with India against Terrorism. We pray for the souls of those lost, and for the recovery of the injured. Prime Minister Modi, and the incredible people of India, have our full support and deepest sympathies. Our hearts are with you all!" Trump was referring to a jihad attack in the Indian state of Jammu and Kashmir, which has been a hotbed of jihad activity for decades. The Associated Press reported that "assailants indiscriminately fired at tourists visiting a beauty spot in Indian-controlled Kashmir on Tuesday, officials said. Police said it was a 'terror attack' carried out by militants fighting against Indian rule near the disputed region's resort town of Pahalgam." This report, like virtually all establishment media reports about jihad activity, was reticent to the point of being actively misleading about who the attackers really were. A Wednesday Times of India report offered more clarity. It stated that "the three terrorists suspected to have carried out the deadly Pahalgam attack used specific code names, Moosa, Yunus, and Asif, to mask their identities during the operation that killed 28 people, mostly tourists." Moosa, Yunus and Asif were "identified as Asif Shaikh, Suleman Shah, and Abu Talha, all of whom are believed to be operatives of The Resistance Front (TRF), a Lashkar-e-Taiba proxy." Lashkar-e-Taiba ("Army of the Righteous") is a jihad group operating out of Pakistan. The Times of India added a telling detail: [...] https://pjmedia.com/robert-spencer/2025/04/23/trump-calls-kashmir-terror-attack-deeply-disturbing-as-sickening-details-emerge-n4939150

Do you think that the Pakistani crazies will go nuclear against India? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ India and Pakistan Are THIS Close to War... Again There are certainties life: death, taxes, and the ever-present risk of India and Pakistan going to war — and the latest spark could prove to be Tuesday's jihadi Lashkar-e-Taiba terrorist attack that left at least 26 non-Muslims dead on the Indian side of the long-disputed Kashmir region. Visegrád 24 reported today that New Delhi announced "strong measures against Pakistan," including cancelling South Asia-regional SAARC visas for Pakistani visitors, closing the Wagah border crossing, and suspending the 1960 Indus Waters Treaty (IWT) governing the allocation of water from the region's major rivers. SAARC visa-holders will have to leave within 48 hours, but according to Visegrád 24, closing Wagah is more serious. "Pakistan will instead have to rely on costlier routes via third countries or ports, increasing import costs and inflation," the outlet reported. "The Lahore region will face immediate economic hardship, unemployment, and potential social unrest." The first is an inconvenience, the kind of diplomatic #######-for-tat you'd expect after an attack like Tuesday's. The Wagah closure is a more serious measure, but won't bring immediate hardship, and it's easy enough to reopen as a de-escalation measure. But suspending the IWT, Islamabad has previously stated, "could amount to an act of war." [...] https://pjmedia.com/vodkapundit/2025/04/23/india-and-pakistan-are-this-close-to-war-again-n4939163

The obvious, codified. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THEY KNEW: 30 Times Democrats Worried (Privately) About Biden's Decline Before the Debate Fiasco [...] From the moment Biden shuffled on stage at the CNN debate and bragged about beating Medicare in June 2024, there has been a steady stream of revelations about all the Democrats who were (privately) concerned or even shocked by the extent of Biden's cognitive decline since taking office in 2021. They didn't say anything at the time, obviously, because they didn't want to anger the president—a notoriously vindictive narcissist—and they didn't want to help Donald Trump by validating his attacks on Biden's fitness for office. [...] Now it can all be told. Here are 30 examples, based on reporting that emerged suddenly (and conveniently) after the disastrous debate had removed all doubt regarding Biden's decline, of powerful Democrats expressing their (private) concern about the president's age and health. [...] https://freebeacon.com/democrats/they-knew-30-times-democrats-worried-privately-about-bidens-decline-before-the-debate-fiasco/

And you lose your Pope hat to St. Peter, per the BB article.