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Friday GS/ES report, see man: We attended the ES and all Many (2+2) GSs, attend we man. The Many'th GS and the ES yielded the take, see man: -- boot jack = $1, deal man -- Manycans (toucans + onecan) pinto beans, NIP pack of Many (2x2x2x2 +2+2) party plates = $1, steal man Total = $2
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Foto of rubia now, see man. LPoP and unread, no see we man.
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We GS & ES, si D ma'am!
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Thrilling Thursday report, see man: Miu lobbied us for miu-breakfast, lobby miu man we man. We served miu her miu-breakfast, compliant subservient we man. Miu promptly barfed up miu-breakfast, barf miu man. Was mostly by her bowl, and some by front door, multibarfing miu man. Miu commented loudly about the barf, Why Don't You Clean This Up Daddy miu man. We up-cleaned the barf, Many paper towels used man. We drop-skooled Mini-B. and continued to lab, blood draw man. Lost nearly an hour because doc's office hosed some paperwork, man. Most results back already, fairly normal man. Mama T-B. called, aysheep senior she man. Wanted us to take her remaining tax form to Post Office now, order senior she man we man. "But on your way, can you get these Many items at the store, huh man?" said senior she man. We complied and then got yelled at for the "desperate lateness and it's your fault, man" of tax form, man. Took tax thing to P.O., certified return receipt man. Customer line backed out the door and only 2 clerks working like molasses, standard man. Beastly expensive, good grief man. Thing will get to IRS on Monday, why not overnight it if in such a hurry man. Made it back to casa frazzled, churn-stomaching we man. Din-din was burnt pork ends, tater tots, and pork & beans, all from Aldi, ingest Two Guys man. Movie night was catch-up Georgie/Mandy episodes, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This makes an even Many (2x2x2 +2) for the week, double-digit quota met man. We have itineraried 1 ES and Many (2+2) GSs for Friday, itinerary we man. There is also a community GS in the contiguous subdivision, perhaps investigate we man. Spectacular weekend weather finally, Texas weather Many man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man. Bad negligent make-excusing Ontarklar! Bad, BAD negligent NEGLIGENT make-excusing MAKE-EXCUSING Ontarklar!
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We're hoping that YOURS will yield a rubia, si and D ma'am. Bad negligent uncooperative Ontarklar! Bad, BAD negligent NEGLIGENT uncooperative UNCOOPERATIVE Ontarklar!
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Many miles now and Many miles later, farther man.
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The EJC also might have life plans that don't include us, and she's considering an apartment even farther away than she is from us now, major road trip man.
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Resources to study for N-400?
TBoneTX replied to EllisAndRenz's topic in US Citizenship General Discussion
This revives memories of when we went through this: http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/382775-mrs-t-b-the-citizenship-test/ -
Emergency outlet precised, see and si and man. Also, LPoP and unread, no see we man. To answer all you prurient sorts, the EJC is shy and has a very reserved personality, introverted junior she ma'am man. Voice so soft as to almost be inaudible, What's That You Say About Our Bearings Needing Flecked man.
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We have a hard time getting away, especially spontaneously, see D ma'am. Mama T-B., Uncle T-B., Mini-B., and miu, see man. Then there's schedule-coordination, si and perhaps sigh man.
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Yes -- DS-260 is for marriage petitions. The wait is frustrating, but your time will come. We're all pulling for you and staying with you.
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This is serious business and not a laughing matter at all, si ma'am! 🙍♂️ Did you remember to upvote both initial posts?
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Thrilling Wednesday-on-Thursday report, see man: After drop-skooling Mini-B., we safari'd for Mama T-B., obey we man senior she man man. We retrieved her taxes from the CPA, retrieve we man. On return trip, we procured 2 "Meat-Lovers' Breakfast Bowls" from Aldi, requested man. We bought a Many'rd of those for our own lunch, ingest we man. We delivered all to Mama T-B.'s crib while she was downstairs at lunch, dutiful we man. We texted Mama T-B. not to call or text us because we would be napping, very clear we man. After lunching, we attempted to siesta, zzz we man. Precisely halfway through, we got a call, man. Mama T-B. demanded to know when we'd delivered the stuff, demand senior she man. We told her that this was in her text and that we needed a siesta, see man. "I didn't hear it beep, no man, and why didn't you CALL ME, huh man?" said senior she man, sigh man. "The maid was there and could have gone through my taxes, si man!" said senior she man, sigh man. "Why is everything all about YOU, huh man?" said senior she man, sigh man. We asked to return to our siesta before up-picking her for doctor caucus, request we man. "It's almost that time now, si man!" said senior she man, not quite correctly man. We lay in bed unable to siesta until Many minutes before alarm rang, sigh man. Uncle T-B. then called, ignore it in favor of message we man. We made it to Mama T-B. precisely on time, probably saved our life man. Mama T-B. in massive pain, sigh man. Took literally Many minutes to try to sit in T-B.-mobile, horrible to witness man. Waited forever for doc, sigh man. Got shot in knee with meat-tenderizer by doc, some relief man. Will get same in hip in nearly 2 weeks, some relief man. Entire experience took Many (2+1) hours, si man. We had to get more requested items for Uncle T-B., subject of phone message man. We barely had time to procure them before skool dismissal, rush we man. Had to park way back in skool line, suboptimal time to arrive man. We will deliver stuff to Uncle T-B. later, si man. Din-din was beef taquitos from Costco, ingest Two Guys man. Mini-B. desserted on 2 desserts from Mama T-B., ingest wee man. Mini-B. wanted to Nintendo again rather than movie night or backyard football, sigh man. We decided to siesta, at dusk but highly necessary man. While we visited bathroom, miu parked herself directly south of our pillow on bed, man. Miu would not budge despite our exhortations to move to other side of bed, obstinate miu man. We ended up on other side of our own bed, not comfortable man. Regardless, a partial siesta occurred, highly necessary man. After siesta, watched Mini-B. do Nintendo, rather intricate and involved gaming man. On Thursday we shall certainly have to run tax errand for Mama T-B., at some point man. We need to visit blood lab for a draw, visit official vampires we man. Need to itinerary GSs/ESs, necessary man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Wednesday, report we man.
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The EJC travels voluntarily every Thurs-Sun, see man. We don't see why we should be an afterthought from Mon-Wed when we might not even be able to see her during those windows, no man. In addition, she can't climb trees and tried to fling cow chips at us rather than ape poop, disqualifiers man. Thought for the Day, see man: When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty, si man.
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Dire Wolves Extinct Again After New Dr. Fauci Experiments DALLAS, TX — Though the week began with exciting news of a scientific breakthrough in reviving a long-gone species of animal, the brand-new dire wolves were reported to be extinct once again after being used as test subjects in new experiments performed by Dr. Anthony Fauci. Scientists at Colossal Biosciences held a somber press conference on Tuesday, only a day after their announcement that they had successfully brought back the extinct breed of wolves, to bring the unfortunate news to the public that Fauci's latest round of experiments had once again rendered the dire wolf extinct. "In hindsight, we probably shouldn't have given him access to them," said Colossal Biosciences CEO Ben Lamm. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/dire-wolves-extinct-again-after-new-dr-fauci-experiments
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Man Imposes Tariffs As Wife Racks Up Huge Trade Deficit At Target PHOENIX, AZ — In a move intended to fix what experts cited as a years-long imbalance, a local man announced that he was imposing tariffs after his wife had racked up a huge trade deficit at Target. Eric Harper said that, while he had warned his wife for years that the current Target arrangement was unsustainable, her stubborn insistence upon maintaining a substantial deficit left him no choice but to implement tariffs. "This household simply can't afford to be taken advantage of forever," Harper said. "I'm large, successful, and prosperous, but that doesn't mean I should be treated like everyone's piggy bank. These tariffs are [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/man-imposes-tariffs-as-wife-racks-up-huge-trade-deficit-at-target