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The BB has to work harder and harder to score.

He got hosed. I think that this news was posted earlier; if I find the thread, I might merge them.

'I'm going to cut your head off' Hamas supporter tells UK shop worker two days after Israel attacks A convicted Hamas supporter told a UK shop worker "I'm going to cut your head off" just two days after the Israel attacks began, a court heard. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/news/m-going-cut-head-off-135201656.html

It is Wednesday, and already time for our Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke (meriting upvotes, of course): ============================================================= THE MARRIAGE DICTIONARY BACHELOR - (1) A man who has been able to avoid the opportunity of making some woman miserable. (2) A man who is said to be footloose and fiancee-free. (3) A bad boy who has cheated some poor girl out of her alimony. (4) A man who never made the same mistake once. (5) A man who believes in life, liberty, and the happiness of pursuit. (6) The only man who has never told his wife a lie. BRIDE - a girl with great prospects of happiness... behind her. COMPROMISE - a nice little arrangement between husband and wife whereby they both fully agree to let her have her own way. DIPLOMAT - a man who is able to convince his wife that a fur coat would make her look fat. GENTLEMAN - (1) A husband who holds the stepladder tightly so his wife doesn't fall while she's painting the ceiling. (2) A man who notices his wife dropping her knitting and immediately kicks it over to her so that she can pick it up. HOUSEWORK - what a wife does without anyone noticing it until she doesn't do it. HUSBAND - (1) A man who has decided to give up privileges he never knew he had. (2) A man who controls the house and everyone in it, and is allowed by his wife to say so. JOINT CHECKING ACCOUNT - a great little device that allows a wife to beat a husband to the draw. LOVE - an obsessive delusion easily cured by a wedding. MOTHER-IN-LAW - a woman who slowly destroys a man's peace of mind by telling him what's on hers. MRS. - a job title involving long duties, very light earnings, and zero recognition. SPOUSE - someone who will protect you, help you, and help you solve all the problems that you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single. WIFE - a partner who is always complaining that she doesn't have a thing to wear at the exact same time she complains about not having enough room in the closet.

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Thrilling Tuesday report, see man: Maid showed up almost on time, she man. Only moderately messed with my stuff, hosed out of order man. Still, not bad for a chica, get up at 2 a.m. to rearrange the furniture man. Went to Costco Business Center for 2 items, go we man. Returned with those 2 items, disciplined we man. Lunch/din-din was at a Chinese buffet, slight discount man. We consumed Many (2+2) heaping plates, ingest we man. Returned to casa for a roaring nap, digest we man. Ministered in every required way, several times, to demanding miu, needy miu man. Party with the rubias ongoing, cavort we man. Upvotes to this post requested for being such a party-animal, si man.

Zelensky Asks If This Is A Bad Time To Maybe Get A Couple More Billion [...] "So, um, I know you all are pretty busy with all the Israel stuff," said Zelensky while nervously fidgeting with the new $40,000 Omega Speedmaster watch on his wrist. "But if it's not too much trouble or whatever, do you all have an extra billion or maybe two or three lying around that you're not using? I need it for, um, important war stuff." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/zelensky-asks-if-this-is-a-bad-time-to-ask-for-a-couple-more-billion

Thread is moved from the K-1 Case Progress subforum to the Philippines regional forum.

Hostages Being Held in Cages as Hamas Threatens Executions on Live Television [...] "From this moment on, we announce that any targeting of innocent civilians without warning will be met regretfully to say, by executing one of the hostages in our custody, and we will be forced to broadcast this execution." [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2023/10/09/hostages-being-held-in-cages-as-hamas-threatens-executions-on-live-television-n2629588

Israeli Scholar Reveals He Was on the Phone With His Daughter When She Was Shot Dead by Hamas [...] "You had on before, parents who want information on their children," Troen said. "I had too much information. This is not a normal war. It isn't like there's a front and rear. We were on the phone with Deborah as she was killed. We were on the phone the entire day with her son, our grandson, Rotem, as he lay first under her body and then found a place to escape under a blanket in a laundry." [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/madelineleesman/2023/10/10/professor-was-on-the-phone-with-daughter-when-she-was-shot-dead-by-hamas-n2629577

https://townhall.com/political-cartoons/margoliscox/2023/10/10/201045?hpnl=true

Look What Flag 'Squad' Member Rashida Tlaib Left up As Hamas Terrorized Israel [...] Tlaib continues to place a Palestinian flag outside of her office as the vicious Hamas terrorist group pummels Israel. [...] https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/michaelcantrell/2023/10/10/look-what-flag-squad-member-rashida-tlaib-left-up-as-hamas-terrorized-israel-n1733945

Hamas and Fatah Explain What Their War Against Israel is All About [...] two jihad groups, including the one that was behind the massacres, Hamas, and Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas' Fatah, have issued statements that clarify exactly what they think they're doing. As you might expect, they both make for chilling reading. [...] https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/robert-spencer/2023/10/10/hamas-and-fatah-explain-what-their-war-against-israel-is-all-about-n1733988

Columbus Day: The U.S. Holiday Instituted to Fight Prejudice Today is Columbus Day 2023. It's a day to celebrate Christopher Columbus, who made the United States possible by discovering the "New World," and a holiday specifically founded in the best American spirit to combat prejudice and champion equal rights. [...] https://pjmedia.com/culture/catherinesalgado/2023/10/09/columbus-day-the-u-s-holiday-instituted-to-fight-prejudice-n1733619

This -- written from a Christian standpoint -- is interesting. Comments? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Will the Real Columbus Please Stand Up [...] we have many revisionist historians who have manufactured a counterfeit Columbus who has often fooled the audience. The purpose of this article is for the real Columbus to stand up and be revealed for whom he really was. [...] https://latterdaysaintmag.com/will-the-real-columbus-please-stand-up/

The Colonization of the West (Or Killers in Our Midst) https://pjmedia.com/vodkapundit/2023/10/10/the-colonization-of-the-west-or-killers-in-our-midst-n1733725

"At first we were ecstatic": Gaza's FAFO moment and Iran's strategic miscalculation [...] it has begun to dawn on Gazans that they seriously miscalculated how Israel and its allies would respond to this war. "At first we were ecstatic," one Gazan tells their reporter, celebrating it as a "historic day." Now they are finding out just how historic it might be [...] https://hotair.com/ed-morrissey/2023/10/10/at-first-we-were-ecstatic-gazas-fafo-moment-and-irans-strategic-miscalculation-n583689

Hamas's Barbaric Attack and the New World Disorder It will take time to absorb the horror and to begin to understand the wider consequences of the carnage Hamas unleashed on Israel this weekend, but five things are immediately clear. [...] https://www.wsj.com/articles/hamas-barbaric-attack-and-new-world-disorder-under-biden-60af6d69?mod=opinion_lead_pos8

Doesn't one first have to be digenous before one can be indigenous? It's like first having to be livered before being delivered, or so I reason.

GS-ing is not temptation, but financial savviness, si C ma'am. Just look at the bargains that we haul off every week, see and si C ma'am. One of your wifely duties is to be financially savvy, si C ma'am! Financially savvy C ma'am! Financially savvy, FINANCIALLY SAVVY C ma'am! There is also the thrill of the chase, GSs are treasure-hunts C ma'am. Another of your wifely duties is to keep the spice in your marriage, si C ma'am. Spicy wifely C ma'am! Spicy wifely, SPICY WIFELY C ma'am!

We are so disturbed by your intramarital treatment that we shall have to take a siesta, si C ma'am and zzz we man.

Divorce this heretical heathen immediately, si C ma'am! Bad Mr. C man! Bad, BAD Mr. C man!

Some foreign countries won't let you in (or, flights to those places won't let you board the plane) if you have... what is it... less than either 90 or 180 days's validity left on your U.S. passport. I've always considered that to be a rip-off -- you pay for a 10-year renewal but get only 9.5 years' worth of use out of it. The good news is that you can use an expired U.S. passport for land-crossings, but not for international air travel.

When I saw the Clorox story, my first reaction was, "Son of a bleach!"

This is intriguing.