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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` Oh Honey, NO! Liz Cheney Tries Picking a Fight With Mark Levin and HOLY HELL Was THAT Ever a Stupid Idea Guess Liz Cheney can't deal with the truth. Otherwise, she and her January 6th Committee wouldn't have had the truth/evidence about Trump offering to send thousands of National Guard troops to protect the Capitol. Shocking. Mark Levin dropping lots and lots of truth bombs: [...] https://twitchy.com/samj/2024/03/10/mark-levin-drops-liz-cheney-n2393829

Jonathan Turley talks about the poorly hidden elephant in the room. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A Trump criminal trial could run right up to and through the 2024 election "This trial will not yield to the election cycle." Those words of U.S. District Judge Tanya Chutkan last year made clear that she will not consider that Donald Trump will likely be the 2024 Republican presidential nominee in setting the schedule for his federal trial in Washington, D.C. Most recently, in the federal prosecution in Florida, Special Counsel Jack Smith declared that he will not consider himself bound by the Justice Department's longstanding policy of not bringing charges or holding trials of candidates close to an election. With the Supreme Court reviewing the immunity question (and a decision not expected until June), a nightmare scenario is unfolding in which Trump could be tried not just before the general election, but actually through November's election. [...] https://thehill.com/opinion/criminal-justice/4520212-a-trump-criminal-trial-could-run-right-up-to-and-through-the-2024-election/

Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man. ~~~~~~~~~~ Thrilling Sunday report, see man: Two Guys groggy after DST change, groggy we and wee man man. Visited Mama T-B., visit senior she man Two Guys man. Mama T-B. yelled at us, par for course yet again man. Mini-B.'s lunch was from Mama T-B.'s bistro, ingest wee man. At the casa, our lunch was 2 cotto salami sandwiches, ingest we man. We began laundry only after return to the casa, try new system we man. Mini-B. played computer games with his amigos, engrossed wee man. We siesta'd, zzz we man. We then laundried, domestic we man. Din-din was 2 slices each of iced lemon cake, then the last Many (2x2x2 +2+1) Costco spring rolls, ingest Two Guys man. Mini-B. soon requested a Young Sheldon night, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This made Many (2x2x2x2 +2+1) for the week, highly commendable man. During the late TV news, pints of ice cream were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. We dished and de-dished the warsher, quite full man. It is nearly midnight at this writing, and Mini-B. is like a president at the recent SOTU, hopped-up man. No sugar for wee man this late again, no man. Two Guys week ends after breakfast on Monday, take to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa man. Cousin Mini-B. is there to supervise, work-from-casa senior wee man man. It was a good Two Guys week with good Two Guys din-dins, conclude we man. Uncle T-B.'s doctor appointment is sometime on Monday, didn't record the time so must call early we man. Because we had set it, it will not be at o'dark-Many, be thankful for such blessings man. Parties with the rubias to resume next week, re-cavort we man.

Interesting, and probably understandable even by non-statisticians. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How the Gaza Ministry of Health Fakes Casualty Numbers The evidence is in their own poorly fabricated figures [...] https://www.tabletmag.com/sections/news/articles/how-gaza-health-ministry-fakes-casualty-numbers

Welcome to AmeriKKKa.

If one has two mothers who chaw tobacky.

Mother's Day 2024 - Calendar Date https://www.calendardate.com/mothers_day_2024.htm Mother's Day 2024 is on Sunday, May 12, the second Sunday of May. Learn about the origin, traditions, and celebrations of Mother's Day around the world. Mother's Day 2024 in the US - timeanddate.com https://www.timeanddate.com/holidays/us/mothers-day Mother's Day is celebrated on the second Sunday of May in the US, and it is a state holiday in Arizona. In 2024, it falls on Sunday, May 12, and it is not a federal holiday. Learn more about the history, traditions, and gifts of this observance. Maybe it's March 10 in the UK, but it's May 12 here in the Colonies. Giving T-B. a heart attack! TOS violation! Reported!!!

Several adult beverages on the airplane, about an hour before landing, sound like what you need.

Isn't Mother's Day in May? I had some enemies who were real mothers, so to speak.

To liven up our suddenly quiet thread, here is our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: ============================================================= DAILY AFFIRMATIONS You are good enough. Not great, but there are far worse. You never know what the future holds. But I'll face it just like I face most days -- with crippling anxiety. I am exactly where I want to be. At home, avoiding people. I love it when I'm just moving along through my day and randomly find myself thinking of a traumatic moment from my past and my brain is immediately like, "But wait -- there's more!" Today I will work on not hating myself. I will hate everyone else instead. Not every day is precious. Waste today -- you deserve it. Have a meltdown. As a treat. Your feelings are valid. Just maybe have fewer of them. Some days are better than others. Especially the ones when I don't have to interact with other people. Mornings are for coffee and dissociation.

What was that saying about sowing and reaping? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Denver Officials Are at Their Breaking Point With the Influx of Illegal Immigrants [...] Denver Mayor Mike Johnston (D) is sounding the alarm on his city's illegal immigration problem as shelters are being overwhelmed with all the "newcomers." Johnston, who once welcomed illegal aliens to his "sanctuary city," is now begging for the federal government to help with the crisis. As the ongoing problem persists, John Ewing— a representative for Denver Human Services— is asking private property owners to help with the massive influx of illegal migrants. [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/saraharnold/2024/03/08/denver-officials-are-at-their-breaking-point-with-the-influx-of-illegal-immigrants-n2636242

The magic words are, "Please call your supervisor over here, sir."

Thrilling Saturday non-GS report, see man: Chewy.com autoship of miu-food arrived, just in time to avoid enraged miu man. Mini-B. played his games and V.R. all day, content wee man. Lunch was from Popeye's*, ingest Two Guys man. *bought WUOC, financially savvy we man A lengthy siesta was then taken, zzz we man. Din-din was weenies + beans, ingest Two Guys man. Movie night was more Young Sheldon episodes, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. All clocks were turned ahead one hour, finally DST man. Mini-B. bouncing off the walls at half till old midnight, wee man going to be a mess on Sunday man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. reports "very much" fun in Hawaii, hope it's expensive man. No party with the rubias tonight, lose an hour of it man.

Saturday GS report, see man: We went to the sites of all Many GSs, attend we man. Two of them were phantom, grrrrRRRRR and man. One of the actual ones yielded the take, see man: -- Many (2+2) Office Despot legal tablets = $1, steal man Total = $1

RFK Jr. Latest to Slam Biden's Venomous SOTU, Calls It 'Hyper-Partisan,' Not 'Statesman-Like' [...] Like many viewers, Kennedy was turned off by the anger and vitriol thrown out by the slurring president and felt it was more like a campaign speech than it was a unifying address. [...] https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2024/03/09/rfk-jr-latest-to-slam-bidens-venomous-sotu-calls-it-hyper-partisan-and-not-unifying-n2171169

WATCH: Biden Drops New Ad Emphasizing His Age, Trump Response Video Is Pure Gold [...] here's Biden's attempt at an ad. It's formulaic and nonsense. It has a little part at the end that's supposed to be funny. [...] Trump's response was pure gold, showing various examples of Biden's incapacity, in a great, on-point immediate response, taking the first part of Biden's ad. [...] https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2024/03/09/biden-drops-new-ad-emphasizing-his-age-trump-response-is-pure-gold-n2171159

Biden Snaps at MSNBC Reporter on Israel and Has New, Ugly Supreme Court Remarks Joe Biden had some truly delusional moments during his Saturday interview with MSNBC's Jonathan Capehart. He apologized for calling Laken Riley's accused killer "illegal," saying he should not have done that and that illegal aliens "built the country." That was incredibly vile and an effort to bend over for the left. On top of that, [...] https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2024/03/09/biden-supreme-court-n2171167

Thrilling Friday-on-Saturday non-ES report, see man: Lunch was 2 cotto salami sandwiches, ingest we man. Then came ES-ing, then came siesta, ES then zzz we man. Mini-B. retook History test, lowest possible passing score man. Grade on non-P-Math test was Many (2+1) points above lowest possible passing score, ___ man. Din-din was sliced ham, air-fried Kroger potato puffs, & navy beans, ingest eagerly Two Guys man. Movie night was more Young Sheldon episodes, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. We are well into double figures, Official Week man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. and the Rojo flew to Hawaii today, lonnnnnnng flight man. Ex-she man is already worrying about our supervision of Mini-B., good grief man. The first time, we reported that the malos* had him and wanted ransom, si man. *bad guys in Spanish, bad guys man The second time, we reported that the casa was filled with rubias, nonstop cavorting man. In fact, the casa is still filled with rubias, nonstop cavorting man. With low enthusiasm, we have itineraried Many (2+2+2) very local GSs for Saturday, blasé we man. See above for rubia report, q.v. man.

Biden Tells Aide He Had Strange Dream He Was Talking And People Were Standing And Clapping WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a moment of confusion at the White House this morning, President Joe Biden told one of his aides that he had a strange dream where he was talking and people were standing and clapping. The bewildered president awoke today with distinct images in his mind of standing in a large room and giving some type of speech in front of a big crowd of people, half of whom seemed to be angry with him while the other half kept interrupting him with applause. "It felt so real," Biden told his aides [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-tells-aides-he-had-strange-dream-he-was-talking-and-people-were-standing-and-clapping

Meteorologists Call For Rain Showers This Weekend And A Slight Chance Of Getting Crushed By A Falling Boeing Airliner Part UNITED STATES — Meteorologists around the country are warning everyone to look out for rain and falling aircraft parts from Boeing's commercial passenger jets this weekend. "Yes, according to radar more rain is definitely coming," said Dirk Willis of The Weather Channel. "So make sure you have your umbrellas and raincoats ready to go and just as a reminder: it's Boeing season as well, so you will need to plan out strong bunker or bunker-like structures you can use as cover from falling aircraft parts along your routes!" "Be smart!" Dirk continued. "These bunker or bunker-like structures have to be able to withstand the impact force of anything like a [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/meteorologists-call-for-rain-showers-this-weekend-and-a-slight-chance-of-getting-crushed-by-a-falling-boeing-airliner-part

DC-Area Pharmacies All Out Of Stimulants WASHINGTON, D.C. — Pharmacies in the DC area are reporting a shortage of stimulant drugs following Biden's State of the Union Address last night. "Yeah, some guys that looked like Secret Service came in here late afternoon and bought up everything we had," said Dr. Fran Boggins, who runs Capitol Drugs near the National Mall. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/dc-area-pharmacies-all-out-of-stimulants

Gracias, Fidelito Trudeau. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Canada's Government Considering Jailing People Who 'Might' Commit a Hate Crime [...] Imagine the chilling effect this would have on everyone from teachers to stand-up comedians. One wrong utterance, one complaint about expressing an unpopular opinion, and a law-abiding Canadian is under house arrest and wearing an electronic monitor to make sure he stays there. [...] https://redstate.com/wardclark/2024/03/08/canadas-government-considering-jailing-people-who-might-commit-a-hate-crime-n2171131

This needs readin'. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Exclusive: Liz Cheney, January 6 Committee Suppressed Exonerating Evidence Of Trump's Push For National Guard Former Rep. Liz Cheney's January 6 Committee suppressed evidence that President Donald Trump pushed for 10,000 National Guard troops to protect the nation's capital, a previously hidden transcript obtained by The Federalist shows. Cheney and her committee falsely claimed they had "no evidence" to support Trump officials' claims the White House had communicated its desire for 10,000 National Guard troops. In fact, an early transcribed interview conducted by the committee included precisely that evidence from a key source. The interview, which Cheney attended and personally participated in, was suppressed from public release until now. [...] https://thefederalist.com/2024/03/08/exclusive-liz-cheney-january-6-committee-suppressed-exonerating-evidence-of-trumps-push-for-national-guard/

Joe Biden's Upper Wears Off, Leading to an Absolutely Disastrous Appearance in PA [...] Somehow, things managed to get much worse on Friday. After an ill-advised impromptu presser on the tarmac of Joint Base Andrews, the president traveled to Pennsylvania for a campaign rally. Let's just say the upper wore off, leading to perhaps his most senile speech yet. [...] https://redstate.com/bonchie/2024/03/08/joe-bidens-upper-wears-off-leading-to-an-absolutely-disastrous-appearance-in-pa-n2171136

Bummed in Brunswick: When Illegals Slide Into the Shiny New $13M Apartments Your Name Was Already On A good part of the reason for Trump's strong support across the very weird Maine political landscape continues to be the building backlash to Biden's exorable open-borders immigration policy. You can almost hear the MSNBC hags cackling in your head about that, right? Why would Mainers be worried about the border? [...] https://hotair.com/tree-hugging-sister/2024/03/08/bummed-in-brunswick-when-illegals-slide-into-the-shiny-new-13m-apartments-your-name-was-already-on-n3784346