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ABC: Transcript Proves Hur Correct About Biden's Memory (Updated) Didn't we already know this? Almost exactly a month ago, special counsel Robert Hur released his report on the investigation into Joe Biden's illegal retention of classified material in his home and office. Hur declined to charge Biden with a crime, explaining that a jury would be unlikely to convict an elderly man with memory loss so profound that he couldn't even recall the year his eldest son died. Biden and the White House accused Hur of using Beau Biden to set him up. The media accused Republicans of "salivating" and "pouncing," and excoriated Hur for politiciizing the report. But not too long after that, leaks from those who saw the transcripts made it clear that Biden brought up Beau, not Hur. And Biden used him in the way Biden always uses Beau -- as a shield, a point ABC News confirms this morning after reading the transcripts: [...] https://hotair.com/ed-morrissey/2024/03/12/abc-transcript-proves-hur-correct-about-bidens-memory-n3784524

Finally, some seeming justice. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This couple lost their home after police seized their cash. A jury awarded them $1 million Jurors awarded an Alabama couple $1 million after deputies took thousands of dollars from them in a warrantless raid that left them broke and living in a shed. A deputy from the Randolph County Sheriff's Office in January 2018 showed up at Gregory and Teresa Almond's home in Woodland, Alabama, to serve Greg with civil papers, Reason Magazine reported. The deputy left, but reported smelling marijuana. Hours later, a drug task force broke down their door, threw a flash grenade that detonated at Greg's feet and started ransacking the couple's home. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/news/couple-lost-home-police-seized-220013160.html

We get these infuriating stories every so often. A couple of the offenders got off very lightly. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Four people caught running 'large-scale' marriage scam to get green cards for 600 migrants: DOJ [...] According to a press release from the U.S. Attorney's Office, District of Massachusetts, four Philippine nationals in Los Angeles were arrested for marriage fraud and immigration document fraud after they created "hundreds of sham marriages" between illegal migrants. Authorities said that 50-year-old Marcialito Biol Benitez operated the agency in a brick-and-mortar office in Los Angeles between October 2016 and March 2022. [...] Continues here: https://www.yahoo.com/news/four-people-caught-running-large-010618155.html

It is Wednesday -- time for our Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: ============================================================= AND THAT'S WHEN THE FIGHT STARTED... When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive. So I took her to a gas station. That's when the fight started... I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please." He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?" "Nah, she can order for herself." And that's when the fight started... My wife stood nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was unhappy with what she saw. She said to me, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need for you to give me a compliment." I said, "Your eyesight's darn near perfect." And that's when the fight started... I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light beer for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her that the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream would. And that's when the fight started... My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big. I told her not as much as the dress that she'd worn yesterday. And that's when the fight started... I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?" And that's when the fight started...

Agreed, but his cabinet would never 25A him, and the vote threshold in the Legislative houses wouldn't be met. Looks like we're stuck until the November vote totals, which need to account for further fraud.

Wonder whether Boeing has any defense contracts that would be endangered by the recent testimony...

Yee-HAAAAA! [Note to T-B.'s self: Jokes worked again... jokes worked again... ]

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The same as in a law enforcement contact/detention/arrest situation, "anything that you say can and will be used against you." This is perhaps even truer in an airport-security situation. If TSA wants to pat you down and you say, "Be careful -- I have a very tender butt," the chances exponentially increase that they'll manhandle your butt... and perhaps not just the outside. To everyone else: Answer direct questions with a minimal amount of honest reply, volunteer nothing, and avoid attracting attention to yourself. To the OP: Glad that you made it. Become an "A" student of all phases of the immigration process to come.

Letitia James Issues $355 Million Fine To Firefighters For Booing Her [...] "Last week, I was cruelly assaulted and insurrected by racist Trump supporters," said the Attorney General in a statement. "Our democracy is no place for firefighters to express their displeasure with the weaponization of the justice system against their preferred candidate. I will not rest until [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/letitia-james-issues-355-million-dollar-fine-to-firefighters-for-booing-her

On the lighter side... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Boeing Blames Gravity For Recent Mishaps ARLINGTON, VA — As aircraft malfunctions and incidents continued to make headlines, aerospace corporation Boeing blamed gravity for its recent string of mishaps. With passengers growing more concerned about instances of airplanes losing their doors, wings, and landing gear in mid-flight, the aircraft manufacturing giant was quick to shift blame from their heavily criticized engineering and quality standards to the force that pulls objects of mass toward the center of the earth. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/boeing-blames-gravity-for-recent-mishaps

Shame. ~~~~~~ Boeing Whistleblower Found Dead in Truck With 'Self-Inflicted' Gunshot Wound John Barnett, who worked at Boeing for 32 years and had been blowing the whistle over safety concerns at the company, was found dead in his truckFriday with a "self-inflicted" gunshot wound, according to police in South Carolina. [...] https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2024/03/11/boeing-whistleblower-found-dead-in-truck-with-self-inflicted-gunshot-wound-n2171240

Everything Is Fine: Joe Biden Thinks John McCain Was His Predecessor In the days since his State of the Union address, Joe Biden continues to look worse, and I have to wonder if anyone in the White House is noticing because it's hard to understand how or why they are letting him embarrass himself this way. [...] https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2024/03/11/joe-biden-now-thinks-john-mccain-was-his-predecessor-n4927201

Does this make Haiti a poophole country?

Has any incumbent ever gone down in such flames? We might be hard-pressed to name one.

It goes beyond sad to unbelievable, and my conclusion is that those people are insane and should be institutionalized.

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man. --------- Thrilling Monday report, see man: Lunch was 2 ham sandwiches, indict them and ingest we man. Good thing we did, see below man. Took Uncle T-B. to doc, chauffeur we man senior he man. After that, tried to track down missing tax forms, 1 in person 2 by phone man. Entire encounter took Many-&-a-half hours, exhausted we man and senior he man. Then, went up to Mama T-B., request senior she man of we man. Successfully enrolled her in CD, at last man. Mama T-B. then demanded printing of all newly purchased CD records, egad man. During this process, CPA called, caucus he man with senior she man. He e-mailed her a form, IRS Form ManyManyManyMany man. She was to sign it and fax it back, instructions man. We got lectured in microscopic detail on how to do this, man. When we finally left (at Many [2+2+1] p.m.), we went to a place and did this, compliant we man. We were frazzled and starving, si man. Din-din was Subway WUOC, financially savvy we man. We first had to treat & lunch outraged miu, Where Were You Daddy man. A crucial siesta was then taken, zzz we man. Amazingly, no one interrupted, small blessing man. For an evening snack, we consumed a tin of sardines*, ingest we man. *completely unbeknownst to miu, another small blessing man Party with the rubias ongoing, cavort we man. We plan to visit favorite large thrift shop on Tuesday to look for more Mini-B. threads, plan we man.

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Breaking: US Evacuating Haitian Embassy Personnel As Country Falls Into Chaos It seems things in Haiti are going very, very badly. There have been reports of unrest and mass prison breaks for a while, but things have gotten even worse in the past week. Now Politico and other outlets are reporting the US is evacuating 'non-essential' personnel from the Embassy and the Marines are providing security in the capital of Port-au-Prince. [...] https://twitchy.com/amy-curtis/2024/03/10/breaking-us-evacuating-haiti-n2393825

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` Oh Honey, NO! Liz Cheney Tries Picking a Fight With Mark Levin and HOLY HELL Was THAT Ever a Stupid Idea Guess Liz Cheney can't deal with the truth. Otherwise, she and her January 6th Committee wouldn't have had the truth/evidence about Trump offering to send thousands of National Guard troops to protect the Capitol. Shocking. Mark Levin dropping lots and lots of truth bombs: [...] https://twitchy.com/samj/2024/03/10/mark-levin-drops-liz-cheney-n2393829

Jonathan Turley talks about the poorly hidden elephant in the room. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A Trump criminal trial could run right up to and through the 2024 election "This trial will not yield to the election cycle." Those words of U.S. District Judge Tanya Chutkan last year made clear that she will not consider that Donald Trump will likely be the 2024 Republican presidential nominee in setting the schedule for his federal trial in Washington, D.C. Most recently, in the federal prosecution in Florida, Special Counsel Jack Smith declared that he will not consider himself bound by the Justice Department's longstanding policy of not bringing charges or holding trials of candidates close to an election. With the Supreme Court reviewing the immunity question (and a decision not expected until June), a nightmare scenario is unfolding in which Trump could be tried not just before the general election, but actually through November's election. [...] https://thehill.com/opinion/criminal-justice/4520212-a-trump-criminal-trial-could-run-right-up-to-and-through-the-2024-election/

Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man. ~~~~~~~~~~ Thrilling Sunday report, see man: Two Guys groggy after DST change, groggy we and wee man man. Visited Mama T-B., visit senior she man Two Guys man. Mama T-B. yelled at us, par for course yet again man. Mini-B.'s lunch was from Mama T-B.'s bistro, ingest wee man. At the casa, our lunch was 2 cotto salami sandwiches, ingest we man. We began laundry only after return to the casa, try new system we man. Mini-B. played computer games with his amigos, engrossed wee man. We siesta'd, zzz we man. We then laundried, domestic we man. Din-din was 2 slices each of iced lemon cake, then the last Many (2x2x2 +2+1) Costco spring rolls, ingest Two Guys man. Mini-B. soon requested a Young Sheldon night, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This made Many (2x2x2x2 +2+1) for the week, highly commendable man. During the late TV news, pints of ice cream were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. We dished and de-dished the warsher, quite full man. It is nearly midnight at this writing, and Mini-B. is like a president at the recent SOTU, hopped-up man. No sugar for wee man this late again, no man. Two Guys week ends after breakfast on Monday, take to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa man. Cousin Mini-B. is there to supervise, work-from-casa senior wee man man. It was a good Two Guys week with good Two Guys din-dins, conclude we man. Uncle T-B.'s doctor appointment is sometime on Monday, didn't record the time so must call early we man. Because we had set it, it will not be at o'dark-Many, be thankful for such blessings man. Parties with the rubias to resume next week, re-cavort we man.

Interesting, and probably understandable even by non-statisticians. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How the Gaza Ministry of Health Fakes Casualty Numbers The evidence is in their own poorly fabricated figures [...] https://www.tabletmag.com/sections/news/articles/how-gaza-health-ministry-fakes-casualty-numbers

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