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We are still coughing like an absolute illegitimate male child, that's the lung and the short of it man. Still syncopal about half the time, really disturbing man.

THANKSGIVING JOKES, see man: We asked our butcher, "How do you prepare your turkeys for Thanksgiving, huh man?" He said, "We just tell them straight out that they're gonna die, si man." In the supermarket, we had trouble finding a Thanksgiving turkey large enough to feed our family, sigh man. We asked the clerk, "Do these turkeys get any bigger, huh man?" He said, "No, man; they're dead, see man."

Happy Thanksgiving to all here. If you currently don't think that you have much to be thankful for, be strong, because you surely will. Here are the special Thanksgiving jokes that almost escaped our attention! ========================================== THANKSGIVING JOKES I asked my butcher, "How do you prepare your turkeys for Thanksgiving?" He said, "We just tell them straight out that they're gonna die." In the supermarket, I had trouble finding a Thanksgiving turkey large enough to feed my family. I asked the store clerk, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" He said, "No, sir; they're dead."

Gracias, SS/JD ma'am. This was the Many'th (2x2x2x2 +2th) anniversary, long time that seems like yesterday, man. Hell of a time of year for it, si man.

A cover letter isn't even necessary, except perhaps as an inventory list (reminder) for yourself. On the mailing-label of the outer envelope in which you eventually send everything, put "ORIGINAL I-129F" on it.

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Charles should be sentenced to a penile institution.

Thread is moved from the K-1 Process forum to the Social Security Numbers subforum -- topic involves the SSN.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Man Erases Entire Year's Worth Of Exercise In One Meal PITTSBURGH, PA — A local man undid an entire year's worth of diet and physical activity over the course of one single hour during his family's Thanksgiving meal. "Oh yeah," Matt Carson told reporters. "I can feel those pounds coming right back. That meal was amazing, but I can't see my feet anymore." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/man-erases-entire-years-worth-of-exercise-in-one-meal

Idiot Terrorists Try To Enter Via Canadian Border When Southern Border Is Wide Open NIAGARA FALLS — Terrorists moronically attempted to enter the United States through its northern border today instead of simply strolling across the wide-open southern border. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/idiot-terrorist-tries-to-enter-via-canadian-border-when-southern-border-is-wide-open

Biden Administration Says Cost Of Thanksgiving Dinner Is Down As Long As You Don't Buy Anything WASHINGTON, D.C. — In response to criticism about the high prices of food as the holiday season approaches, the Biden administration assured American families that the cost of Thanksgiving dinner is actually down significantly this year in comparison to previous years as long as you don't buy any food. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-administration-says-cost-of-thanksgiving-dinner-is-down-this-year-if-you-dont-buy-anything

Dutch election: Anti-Islam populist Geert Wilders wins dramatic victory Veteran anti-Islam populist leader Geert Wilders has won a dramatic victory in the Dutch general election, with almost all votes counted. After 25 years in parliament, his Freedom party (PVV) is set to win 37 seats, well ahead of his nearest rival, a left-wing alliance. [...] https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-67504272

Six people, full spread, grossly extended waistlines, major naps afterward. I have eaten, spoken, and burped.

Scientists Have Bad News for Astronauts' Genitals Talk about a problem of cosmic, uh, proportions. A recent rat study conducted by NASA-funded researchers found that deep space travel might inflict long-lasting erectile dysfunction symptoms on male astronauts — a problem that may even persist after they return to Earth. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/news/scientists-bad-news-astronauts-genitals-123036036.html

Not just efficiency, but cost. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Study determines the astronomical true cost of electric vehicle ownership https://www.thestreet.com/electric-vehicles/electric-vehicle-tesla-adoption-curve-cost?puc=yahoo&cm_ven=YAHOO

Well, gotta give them credit for a little thinking, perhaps. Are we supposed to keep our imaginations as family-friendly as our actual posts?

Thrilling Thursday/Thanksgiving report, see man: Did not leave the casa, no man. Spent most of morning thinking about Papa T-B., departed senior he man. Lunch was toucans of Campbell's French onion soup*, ingest we man. *bought at a recent ES, financially savvy we man It was not very good, no man. We suspect that this stuff is best used as ingredients in something else, conclude we man. Regardless, it was cheap, financially savvy we man. Took mostly restorative siesta, zzz we man. Watched part of a football game, NFL man. Din-din was 2 bags of Costco popcorn, ingest we man. We have compiled a list of 2 GSs and Many (2+1) ESs, si man. We shall probably do all on Saturday, the GSs only on that day man. Couple of places to hit on Viernes Negro, Black Friday man. Uninhibited party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man. We have such a wild life, how can anyone match it man.

Devious deceptive Asia! Devious, DEVIOUS deceptive DECEPTIVE Asia! Fotos or it didn't happen, see or no SS or JD ma'am. (Uh, just a minute here, wait man... uh...)

A foreign-language translation of someone's quote has been removed. Please avoid altering people's posts. If we need to translate, we can do it on clipboard or in a separate browser window to see what a post says. Post quotes only in English. Is this for Riyadh or for Lagos? --- Thread has been moved from the K-1 Process forum to the Embassy/Consulate forum -- topic involves that phase.

This was good, oj tak. Aw, sweetheart. May you be comforted among all who mourn, oj tak. Supportive Asia! Supportive, SUPPORTIVE Asia! This is the Rant Thread, oj tak and man! And what are you doing up at nearly Many a.m. on this Columbus Day eve, young lady, oj huh? You get to bed right now, oj tak! Bad Asia! Bad, BAD Asia!

It's positive to think so, but sometimes inaccurate. Let's take care with this recommendation until we know everyone's situation, available time, organizational skills, and more.

Happy Columbus Day to our favorite Polish Commie-babe, oj tak! Edited to add, see man: LPoP and unread, oj nie.

Thursday is (again) Columbus Day in Poland, oj tak. They are still trying to deduce the winner of the Polish election a couple of years ago, oj tak. The vote totals are still tied at Many to Many, oj tak.

Asia is lurking, oj tak! (Bad absent Asia! Bad, BAD absent ABSENT Asia!)

I have my eye on my favorite (and very large) thrift store, which usually runs 50%-off sales on Black Friday. Will also hit at least one estate sale or garage sale this weekend, to keep alive my years-long streak of attending at least one such event every week since probably 2012.