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Intelligent persuasive C ma'am! Intelligent, INTELLIGENT persuasive PERSUASIVE C ma'am! Bad wimpy C ma'am! Bad, BAD wimpy WIMPY C ma'am! Golden Corral is the place to first sample a little of what we might like and then gorge on it, si man.

Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man. ------- Thrilling Wednesday report, see man: Completely dysfunctional morning trying to get ourself & Mini-B. moving, new process needed man. Lunch was 2 Arby's gut-bombs bought WUOC, financially savvy we man. Learned that Mini-B. didn't turn in his non-P-Math Test Review after Many (2+2) hours -- si man, Many (2+2) hours -- working on it on Tuesday eve, "I did only about a page, so I didn't bother giving it to the teechur" man. Found a History assignment due last week that wasn't done, man. Din-din was fajita chicken strips + Costco scalloped potatoes, ingest Two Guys man. Mini-B. didn't finish all his and kept asking for snacks, "finish your din-din or nothing man" man. Mini-B. did slipshod job on History assignment, rescued by us man. E-mailed non-P-Math teechur about Mini-B.'s situation, hoping for communication man. (Ex-Mrs.-T-B. reports that other parents are equally discombobulated, not-alone we man.) (Mini-B. reports that other stoodents are equally discombobulated, not-alone wee man.) Got Many00% cover-assing response, complete intestinal excrement of bulls man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. will caucus with this teechur next week, only availability man. We recommend placing one's life savings on ex-Mrs.-T-B., don't mess with Mini-B. in her presence man. Discussed new morning procedure with Mini-B., receptive wee man. We shall see if it up-wakes us too early, willing to experiment for wee man's sake we man. Major storm expected overnight, hit hay early we man. Expect to be jolted awake by Many, Many, Many, Many, or Many a.m., thunderous man. Party with the rubias truncated, cavort truncatedly we man.

You must feel on top of the world, and for great reason!

THANKS, TRUDEAU: Canadians forced to sacrifice food quality due to ever-increasing costs In September, a group of a little over 5,000 Canadians were surveyed to find out how they are coping with rising food costs, and the results are fairly depressing. [...] https://twitchy.com/laura-w/2023/10/04/thanks-trudeau-canadians-forced-to-sacrifice-food-quality-due-to-ever-increasing-costs-n2388138

Dem Rep Carjacked at Gunpoint Says the Incident Confirms One Argument He's 'Always' Made About DC Democrat Rep. Henry Cuellar spoke out Tuesday about being carjacked at gunpoint in the nation's capital [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2023/10/04/cuellar-speaks-out-on-carjacking-n2629279

Comments, especially from our veterans? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You Can Draft This There are some rumblings that I expect to get louder now that our elite is realizing that they have totally alienated the traditional Americans who traditionally make up our Armed Forces, and that they are thinking about the necessity of a draft. [...] https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2023/10/05/you-can-draft-this-n2629309

Mexican government now bussing illegal migrants to US border Mexico, too, has an illegal immigrant problem. Apparently, the influx of aliens from around the world is overwhelming their public transportation system, and in response, the government has decided to bus the illegals from their southern border north to the US border. [...] https://hotair.com/david-strom/2023/10/04/mexican-government-now-bussing-illegal-migrants-to-us-border-n582385

And now it's an even dozen (reported). ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ First Dog Puts His Teeth Into the Job, Has Now Chalked up 12 'Biting Incidents' https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2023/10/04/first-dog-puts-his-teeth-into-the-job-has-now-chalked-up-12-biting-incidents-n2164691

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Biden Admin. Comes up With Brilliant Idea to Help Solve the Disastrous Border Crisis—Build a Wall More days than not, the Biden administration leaves you shaking your head in exasperation as they deliver one terrible decision after another. On Wednesday, however, they actually announced a good decision—let's build a wall to help solve the disastrous, self-created border crisis. [...] https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2023/10/04/biden-admin-comes-up-with-brilliant-ideabuild-a-wall-to-help-solve-the-disastrous-border-crisis-n2164693

Contact your Congressman's local office.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Texas Science Class Features Day Where Kids Can Execute Real-Life Inmate HOUSTON—In what many were calling the most exciting day of the whole school year, a group of Texas fifth-graders reportedly spent their science class Wednesday executing real-life inmates. [...] https://www.theonion.com/texas-science-class-features-day-where-kids-can-execute-1850887644

Dogs React To Commander Biden Biting Another Secret Service Officer Following the 11th instance in which President Joe Biden's younger dog nipped at member of the federal law enforcement agency, The Onion asked dogs what they thought about Commander Biden biting another Secret Service officer, and this is what they said. [...] https://www.theonion.com/dogs-react-to-commander-biden-biting-another-secret-ser-1850883978

330 Million Phones Go Off After Biden Hits Wrong Button Reaching For Life Alert [...] President Biden reportedly tripped while excitedly scurrying to the dining room for his mid-morning oatmeal, and found himself unable to get up. In a vain attempt to activate Life Alert, [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/330-million-phones-go-off-after-biden-hits-wrong-button-reaching-for-life-alert

Crew Moving Pelosi Out Of Office Crushed To Death By Empty Wine Bottles WASHINGTON, D.C. — Just one day after the unprecedented removal of Kevin McCarthy as Speaker of the House of Representatives, tragedy struck on Capitol Hill, as the crew tasked with moving Nancy Pelosi out of her long-occupied "hideaway" office was crushed to death by a sudden avalanche of empty wine bottles. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/crew-moving-pelosi-out-of-office-crushed-to-death-by-empty-wine-bottles

Genius: Vacationing Family Poses As Illegal Immigrants To Get Free Hotel Room In New York City NEW YORK, NY — The notoriously frugal Donaldson family cleverly posed as illegal immigrants, scoring a free week at a luxury hotel in downtown New York City. "Good eveni --- I mean, hola, amiga!" said Mr. Donaldson, approaching the hotel desk. "We are weary illegal immigrants looking for a top floor corner suite, preferably with a jacuzzi! Away from the ice machine, por favor!" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/genius-frugal-family-poses-as-illegal-immigrants-to-get-free-hotel-oom-in-nyc

DC CVS empties its shelves in anticipation of shoplifting and looting Boy, this video takes us back to the days of "Empty Shelves Joe," where store shelves were bare and Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg was on extended paternity leave while the supply chain buckled. According to Allison Papson of FOX 5 DC, this video wasn't taken after looting — this was done by the employees in preparation for looting. [...] https://twitchy.com/brettt/2023/10/04/dc-cvs-empties-its-shelves-in-anticipation-of-shoplifting-and-looting-n2388132

Biden cancels another $9 billion in student loan debt https://twitchy.com/amy-curtis/2023/10/04/student-loan-debt-n2388107

The White House Dog Scandal [...] In case anyone thinks the president and first lady Jill Biden don't know what is happening, consider this email from Oct. 26, 2022. "Recently Commander has been exhibiting extremely aggressive behavior," a Secret Service officer wrote. "Today, while posted, he came charging at me. The First Lady couldn't regain control of Commander and he continued to circle me. I believe it's only a matter of time before an agent/officer is attacked or bit. He would have bitten me today if I didn't step towards him a couple different times. It was bad enough that the agent on the detail asked if I got bit." Mrs. Biden apparently witnessed the whole incident. [...] https://townhall.com/columnists/byronyork/2023/10/04/the-white-house-dog-scandal-n2629283

Hotel Rooms for Army-Navy Fans Canceled to House Illegal Immigrants [...] According to the Boston Herald, a travel agent who managed the travel bookings for many families headed to the game this weekend revealed that at least 70 rooms across three hotels were canceled. Reportedly, Massachusetts was recently contracted to put illegal immigrants in hotels in the state. [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/madelineleesman/2023/10/04/army-navy-game-hotel-rooms-cancelled-to-make-room-for-migrants-n2629323

Aha!

Maybe the illegals brought hydroxychloroquine or ivermectin along with them and will be cured within a couple of days.

Although this teacher talks on a 4th-grade level, it's from the heart, and he's not wrong. Have you faced this? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Teacher Says His Students Are Severely Delayed, but No One Admits How Much One teacher is sounding the alarm on how schools are passing students to the next grade even when they're still operating years behind where they’re supposed to be. We all know that kids were educationally and developmentally delayed during the COVID-19 lockdowns, which were totally unnecessary to save children's lives and only brought them all kinds of harm. But one teacher explained in a video that Libs of TikTok shared on X (formerly Twitter) that the delay is far worse than many educators want to admit. [...] https://pjmedia.com/culture/catherinesalgado/2023/10/04/teacher-says-his-students-are-severely-delayed-but-no-one-admits-how-much-n1732186

Wow -- read the last paragraph here. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ NYC hospitals are overwhelmed by migrants [...] It's nearly as difficult to find an empty hospital bed now as it was at the height of the pandemic. Many of the migrants arrive with or develop serious medical issues. And the vast majority of them have no jobs or money, they have no insurance, and they have no accessible medical records. This is placing a huge strain on the city's hospitals and sucking up resources that legal residents still require. [...] https://hotair.com/jazz-shaw/2023/10/04/nyc-hospitals-are-overwhelmed-by-migrants-n582324

Thanks to Biden's Open Borders, in Dem Cities it's Black vs. Brown The last time the black vs. brown tension was this thick, you could cut a chunk and fry it as the Black Lives Matter riots were tearing Chicago into pieces. [...] https://johnkassnews.com/thanks-to-bidens-open-borders-fiasco-in-the-democrat-cities-its-black-v-brown/

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