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Sunday means that it's time for our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: ============================================= ONE LAST WISH Lying on his deathbed, an elderly man made his final request to his wife: "Honey, I'm almost out of time, and there's something I'd like you to do for me when I'm gone." She nodded her head and said, "You can count on me. Anything you ask, I'll make sure it's done." "I want you to marry my buddy, Jacob," he said, his voice filled with emotion. Astonished, his wife replied, "Jacob?! But I thought you couldn't stand him!" He smiled and looked into her eyes as he answered, "That's precisely why..."

Study: Risk factors for early onset dementia, dementia before the age of 65, identified A new study from researchers from the University of Exeter in England and Maastricht University in the Netherlands has identified 15 risk factors that contribute to developing young-onset dementia. Young-onset or early-onset dementia is when someone under the age of 65 develops the condition that causes memory loss. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/news/study-identifies-15-risk-factors-170532088.html

Lloyd Austin Fails To Disclose He Was Buried At Arlington National Cemetery WASHINGTON—Declining to alert senior officials to his interment for nearly a week, Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin failed to disclose that he had been buried at Arlington National Cemetery, reports confirmed Monday. [...] https://www.theonion.com/lloyd-austin-fails-to-disclose-he-was-buried-at-arlingt-1851149003

A statue of our awesome ancestor shall soon be erected in Washington, DC. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Largest Ape Ever Went Extinct Because of... Climate Change? [...] Gigantopithecus was back in the news this week in the journal Nature for a peculiar reason. A group of scientists has concluded that the monster ape was driven to extinction by climate change. [...] https://hotair.com/jazz-shaw/2024/01/13/largest-ape-ever-went-extinct-because-of-climate-change-n604732

Thrilling Saturday report, see man: More like a hectic, borderline-aysheep Saturday, sigh man. Lunch was nuked pasta + meatballs + spaghetti sauce, ingest Two Guys man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. said that the Ecu handyman was visiting her at 2 p.m. for "2 items," si man. "The jobs will take 2 hours max, si man," assured ex-she man we man man. Ex-she man wanted to know if we wanted him to visit us afterward, si man. We agreed, si man. This threw us into a frenzy of activity, si man. We inventoried everything inside & outside the casa that needed doing, si man. We then online-ordered items from Home Despot for pickup, order we man. We blew to Home Despot at the expense of other errands, si man. We gave up our chance at a Saturday siesta for these preparations, no zzz for we man. Began watching football game with Mini-B., watch Two Guys man. We were sure that we would have to abandon it when Ecu showed up, sure we man. Ecu never showed up, no man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. stated that the issues had taken far longer than estimated, obviously man. So now we're stuck indefinitely with many Home Despot items, can't reschedule yet man. Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. After game, we left to run 2 more crucial errands, no siesta possible man. One was to Walmart, from which din-din was procured, opportunistic we man. Din-din was 2 long sub sandwiches from the Walmart deli, ingest Two Guys man. Watched a few more Young Sheldon episodes with Mini-B., watch Two Guys man. No popcorn was consumed, stuffed Two Guys man. Got Mini-B. embedded on time, zzz wee man man. Shall visit Mama T-B. on Sunday, traditional man. MLK Day = Mini-B.'s early birthday party, weather permitting man. A hectic Saturday with no siesta, drag zzz-needy we man.

This is what we typically go for, best deals anywhere man. Mucinex is for truly phlegmatic individuals, conclude we man.

We are a Central Chimpanzee, see man -- from Africa! We are authentically African-Chimperican.

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New Boeing Features Larger Lavatories So All-Female Crews Can Go To Bathroom Together [...] Similar to the celebration of aircraft manned by an all-female crew, the announcement of extra-large bathrooms aboard the new airplanes was hailed as an enormous step forward that will allow these female flight crews to continue the time-honored-yet-mysterious tradition of women traveling to the bathroom in groups. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/new-boeing-features-larger-lavatories-so-all-female-crews-can-go-to-bathroom-together

Nikki Haley Settles Down On The Couch With Some Popcorn To Watch Biden Bomb Yemen DES MOINES, IA — Presidential candidate Nikki Haley was reportedly seen cozying up on the couch with her husband Michael and a bowl of popcorn as she watched a live feed of Biden bombing Yemen. "Oh, I love this part!" Haley reportedly whispered as she saw cruise missiles detonate over Hodeidah. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/nikki-haley-settles-down-on-the-couch-with-some-popcorn-to-watch-biden-bomb-yemen

Colorado's bigger cities sound hosed.

This young president is a fighter, not a Bidementia-type wimp. Refreshing to read, and perhaps we can be envious. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ecuador violence affects whole world, president tells BBC Ecuadorean President Daniel Noboa has told the BBC the gang violence which dramatically exploded this week in his country is a problem for the whole world. [...] https://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-67964229

Interesting stories, and the article gives accurate perspective. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ecuador city tries to return to normal after gang horror Few residents have fully recovered from the shock - from the outright chaos and bloodshed - of this week, a moment which will live long in the city's collective memory. But Dina Moreno can't afford to stay home any longer. She sells mobile phone accessories at Guayaquil's biggest covered market and, like many of her fellow stallholders, has ventured out to open her business and get back to work. [...] https://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-67950833

This place isn't that far from Mrs. T-B.'s hometown! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Huge ancient lost city found in the Amazon [...] "This is older than any other site we know in the Amazon. We have a Eurocentric view of civilisation, but this shows we have to change our idea about what is culture and civilisation," says Prof Stephen Rostain, director of investigation at the National Centre for Scientific Research in France, who led the research. "It changes the way we see Amazonian cultures. Most people picture small groups, probably naked, living in huts and clearing land - this shows ancient people lived in complicated urban societies," says co-author Antoine Dorison. The city was built around 2,500 years ago, and people lived there for up to 1,000 years, according to archaeologists. It is difficult to accurately estimate how many people lived there at any one time, but scientists say it is certainly in the 10,000s if not 100,000s. [...] https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-67940671

Ecuador president defies gangs to take on the army Ecuadorean President Daniel Noboa has challenged armed gangs to take on the military rather than civilians as soldiers were deployed to combat the criminal groups. [...] https://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-67944447

Good luck and best wishes.

Thrilling Friday non-ES/GS report, see man: Wind at tropical-storm force, bad hair day man. Lunch was at BK WUOC and gift card, ingest financially savvy we man. After ES-ing, treated/lunched demanding miu, Where Were You Daddy man. Inventoried ES/GS haul, genuinely impressed and gratified we man. Roaring siesta taken, zzz we man. Din-din was the traditional Friday Costco burgers, ingest Two Guys man. Movie night was several more episodes of Young Sheldon, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. Mini-B. now computer-gaming with amigos, addicted wee man man. No more nearby ESs for Saturday, couldn't match today's take anyway man. Need to save our energies for football game in afternoon, playoff spectacle for Two Guys man. Party with the rubias after Mini-B. embedded, cavort we man. Mornin', absent Polish Commie- and other babes with zealously hoarded upvote inventories!

Friday ES/GS report, see and man: We attended all Many (2+2) itineraried ESs, plus a GS contiguous to one ES, opportunistic we man. All paid off, more than making up for the last duds man. The take, see man: -- NWT large barbecue spatula for scraping miu's box = $1, steal man -- ~full bottle Selsun Blue shampoo, ~full box dryer sheets = $2, steal man -- NIP giant box Kleenex, NIP box large adhesive bandages, Many-hole ([2+2+2]-hole) grounded outlet tap, large stack disposable din-din plates = $Many ($2+2+1), steal man -- NIP bottle Ester-C, NIP Geritol vitamins, NIP vitamin D, ~full bottle calcium + D, half-full bottle Ester-C, thick warshcloth, Many (2+2) disposable razors, Many (2+1) trays Atra blades = $Many ($2+2+1), steal man -- 2 mostly full giant boxes Kleenex, ~full bottle calcium + D, NIP senior multivitamins, half-bottle fish oil, 2 NIP Advair diskus (diski), 2 NIP Fluticasone, NIP Blackstone shave gel, ~full pack Mucinex, toucans green beans, onecan early peas, onecan corn, microwave Japanese curry noodles = $Many ($2x2x2 +2), absolute steal man Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2 -1)

We know, si man. We know, siiiiiiiii man... We think that the appointment-setter didn't put it all together, suspect we man. The next dentist married to a Russian rubia who orders Many POTSs gets a handsome 0.0000001% discount off full retail, act now man! Mini-B. wouldn't dare waste our money, cheap we man. Gracias, si man. Great way for us to collaborate with evil lawyers regarding RICO lawsuits, it $ound$ like man!

History Made As United Airlines Reveals First All-Dachshund Flight Crew CHICAGO, IL — In a historic move for the aviation industry, United Airlines proudly announced today that they have assembled the world's first all-Dachshund flight crew. The groundbreaking decision, hailed as a triumph for diversity, was made as part of a bold initiative by United to promote an unprecedented level of inclusion in its company. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/history-made-as-united-airlines-reveals-first-all-dachsund-flight-crew

White Liberal In New York Quietly Removes 'All Are Welcome Here' Sign SCARSDALE, NY — As thousands of illegal migrants continue to arrive in New York, a local white liberal resident was seen quietly removing his "All Are Welcome Here" sign from his front yard. The man, who asked to remain anonymous to avoid being canceled by friends and neighbors in his gated community, removed the sign shortly after seeing yet another bus full of foreign nationals arrive down the street. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/white-liberal-in-new-york-quietly-removes-all-are-welcome-here-sign

Bilingual Ontarklar! Bilingual, BILINGUAL Ontarklar! --- Do You Speak Chicken? A new study shows most people can tune into how chickens are feeling based on their clucks alone. https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/humans-can-speak-chicken

Do You Speak Chicken? A new study shows most people can tune into how chickens are feeling based on their clucks alone. https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/humans-can-speak-chicken