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Saturday ES report, see man: Many (2+1) of the Many (2x2x2 -1) ESs yielded the take, see man: -- half-bottle Old Spice body-warsh; small roll bubble wrap = $1 + half a buck, deal man -- Manycans (toucans + onecan) Progresso chicken noodle soup = $Many ($2+1), deal man -- T-shirt = $1, deal man Total = $Many-&-a-half ($2+2+1 + half a buck)

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'We Haven't Been On A Date In A While,' Says Wife Who Apparently Doesn't Remember Yesterday's Costco Trip COLCHESTER, VT — A local marriage is reportedly on the rocks after a woman expressed a desire to go on more dates with her husband, apparently forgetting he just took her to Costco yesterday. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/we-havent-been-on-a-date-in-a-while-says-wife-who-apparently-doesnt-remember-yesterdays-costco-trip

UPenn President Lights Special 'Please Don't Pull That $100 Million Donation' Menorah PHILADELPHIA, PA — To quiet controversy surrounding statements made about Jewish students facing antisemitism on campus, UPenn President Liz Magill announced the start of a new school tradition where she will hold a ceremony to light the "Please Don't Pull That $100 Million Donation" Menorah. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/upenn-president-to-light-special-please-dont-pull-that-100-million-donation-menorah

Study Finds Over 3 Million Accidents Per Year Caused By Driver Trying To Retrieve Chick-fil-A Waffle Fry Lost In Seat Crack [...] "This is sad, but not surprising," the study's lead researcher Marion Winkler told reporters. "I was in three accidents just this year due to fishing between the seats for an elusive, hot, crispy, pillowy, decadent piece of decadent waffle-potato goodness." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-over-3-million-accidents-a-year-caused-by-driver-trying-to-retrieve-chick-fil-a-waffle-fry-lost-in-seat-crack

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Husband Becomes Jehovah's Witness To Get Out Of Putting Christmas Lights Up SHREVEPORT, LA — According to sources, local husband and father Ben Arnold converted to the Jehovah's Witness religion in a daring gambit to avoid putting up Christmas lights this season. "Sorry, no can do," Arnold told his wife. "I'm a J-Dub now. We don't celebrate Christmas." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/husband-converts-to-jehovahs-witness-to-get-out-of-wifes-request-to-put-christmas-lights-up

~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Parenting In The '80s Vs. Parenting Now As children of the 1980s now having our own kids, we often look back at our own childhoods and think: "I can't believe my parents let me do that." Parenting back in the 1980s was simply a different ball game than parenting today. Anyway [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/parenting-in-the-80s-vs-parenting-now

Ron DeSantis Turns In Killer Performance Slashing Trump's Lead To 39 Points TUSCALOOSA, AL — Excitement ran rampant following last night's Republican presidential debate, as the Ron DeSantis campaign celebrated an outstanding performance that slashed former President Donald Trump's lead in the primary to just 39 points. "He's really building some momentum now," said DeSantis's campaign manager James Uthmeier. "With last night's impressive performance, the governor is hot on Trump's heels! We're only trailing by a margin that would have other candidates quickly announcing the end of their campaigns, which means we're really gaining steam." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/ron-desantis-turns-in-killer-performance-slashing-trumps-lead-to-39-points

~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hunter Biden Indicted For Not Paying Taxes On His Bribes [...] "The President's son made millions on foreign bribes and used the money for illegal drugs and underage sex trafficking. That's all well and good, but then he failed to pay his taxes," said a spokesperson for the DOJ. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/hunter-biden-indicted-for-not-paying-taxes-on-his-bribes

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'I Don't Want My Skull Fractured By A Man,' Says Bigoted Female Athlete SCRANTON, PA — Female athlete Kelly Baker was expelled from her university this week after refusing to have her skull fractured by a man, reports claim. During a press conference, she was officially rebuked as a bigot which, according to NCAA guidelines, bars her from joining a competing school. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/i-dont-want-my-skull-fractured-by-a-man-says-bigoted-female-athlete

This is one of the BB's masterpieces! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'Not All Calls For Genocide Are Bad,' Say Ivy League Presidents Sporting Cool New Mustaches WASHINGTON, D.C. — In testimony before the United States Congress, Ivy League presidents showed off nice new mustaches while explaining to House members that not all calls for mass murder are wrong. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/ivy-league-presidents-say-their-new-mustaches-taken-out-of-context

Thrilling Friday report, see man: We arose at o'dark-Many to take Mama T-B. to the doc, heavily caffeinated we man. Mama T-B. so shaky that she could barely stand, hard to behold man. Senior she man somehow got into the T-B.-mobile, miracle man. At doc's, Mama T-B. couldn't make it out of the T-B.-mobile, no man. We were afraid of letting her fall, fearful we man. We had to call for a wheelchair, first time ever man. We enlisted the fizzicle help of the doc's nurse, lift Mama T-B. from T-B-mobile RN she man. Mama T-B. somehow made it inside, miracle man. We were about ready to cry, couldn't let senior she man see man. Doc spent surprisingly thorough time with Mama T-B., amazed impressed we man. He told her the medical regimen to stick with, Many (2+1) BP meds man. No real diagnosis except "a complex situation" given health/age factors, sigh man. Nurse helped Mama T-B. back into the T-B.-mobile, wheelchair again man. Got Mama T-B. back to place, borrow wheelchair there man. Mama T-B. somehow made it from T-B.-mobile to wheelchair, miracle man. We pushed her while trying to carry up-folded Rollator, awkward but do-able man. Inside casa, Mama T-B. yelled not to dirty her carpet with wheelchair wheels, immaculate senior she man. We could not pick an adequate place to seat her, awkward spacing man. We finally pushed wheelchair close to Rollator close to sofa, only option man. Mama T-B. actually made it up & down safely, miracle man. We returned wheelchair downstairs, checked mail, and retrieved lunch for Mama T-B., errands man. Our next duty was to go to hospital lab to retrieve supplies for Many-hour pee-capture, q.v. Thrilling Thursday Report man. In contrast to weather forecast, it was monsooning like an illegitimate male child, wet man. We parked in hospital garage and found the lab's floor, moderate difficulty man. We needed the men's room in the worst way, situation getting bladder and bladder man. Maid was cleaning it and wouldn't let us in, man. Many (2x2x2 +2+1) -- si man, Many (2x2x2 +2+1) -- people were ahead of us at the lab, man. We approached the desk regardless, pretend ignorance of protocol we man. We were serviced politely, boon man. Clerkette even remembered Mama T-B. from latter's years of volunteering, small world man. Took stuff back to Mama T-B., return we man. Mama T-B. a bit more relaxed, rest in place (with lunch untouched) senior she man. We delivered/explained supplies, explanatory we man. The test's procedures are interesting, interesting man. Mama T-B. told us to go down to retrieve lunch on her funds, starving we man. We took lunch back to our casa, retrieve we man. Lunch was an open-face roast beef sandwich with garlic mashed potatoes, coleslaw, and ice cream, ingest all but the ice cream we man. By now, it was half-past 1 p.m., and we deemed it too late and rainy for ES-ing, save ESs for Saturday man. A nice siesta was taken, zzz we man. After ex-Mrs.-T-B. de-skooled Mini-B., ex-she man sent us current grades, uh-oh man. Mini-B. got a Many on his Math test and is now passing with a cumulative score of Many, whee man wee man. He has Many (2+2) C grades, 2 B grades, and one A grade, pulled all from out of his behind man. He will begin Math tutoring on Saturday, same tutorette from years ago man. We must say that ex-Mrs.-T-B. has really taken charge of all this, impressive ex-she man. Also, Mini-B. got a formal letter in his file about bullying, q.v. haircut incident in previous Report man. We are positive about the future, and we/ex-Mrs.-T-B./Mini-B. will all caucus about this on Sunday man. Shopped for Two Guys week, not much to get this time because of existing supplies man. Din-din was onecan of beef stew, ingest we man. We wrote the stupid lawyers about Mama T-B.'s project that's overdue for 2 weeks, we man. We actually got a response, amazing man. They had to rewrite the damned document because of copyright issues, created by other law firm man! New version supposed to have come tonight, but of course it didn't, we man. We have itineraried Many (2+2+2+1) rather proximal ESs for Saturday, hope to hit all Many man. Newly manicured miu far calmer than before, typical of every newly manicured miu man.

Throw the book at all of them.

Israel's IDF flushes Hamas's tunnels with sea water -- and sends terrorists scurrying out like rats Hear that flushing noise? Amid all the screeching of the anti-Semitic global elites, the haze of pro-Hamas global protests, and the Biden administration's efforts to micromanage how Israel conducts its war against avowed terrorists, Israel's Defense Forces have been quietly takin' care of business. [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2023/12/israels_idf_flushes_hamass_tunnels_with_sea_water__and_sends_terrorists_scurrying_out_like_rats.html

NYC Is One Step Closer to Enacting 'Insane' Tax on Motorists in Manhattan New York City is one step closer to enacting its radical plan to charge motorists for simply entering Manhattan's Central Business District at 60th Street and below on weekdays and weekends. [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2023/12/08/nyc-congestion-pricing-tolls-n2632122

'A Marvel of Evasion': Hunter Indictment Intentionally Written by the DOJ to Avoid Implicating Joe Biden [...] Turley observed that "The steps taken by Hunter to evade taxes are impressive, but not nearly as impressive as the efforts of the Justice Department to evade any direct implications for his father, President Biden." [...] https://redstate.com/mike_miller/2023/12/08/a-marvel-of-evasion-hunters-indictments-carefully-written-to-avoid-implicating-joe-biden-n2167341

American Forces Attacked by Iranian Proxies 84 Times in 52 Days and Biden Does Nothing We allow Iranian proxies to lob rockets and mortar rounds at our troops. We've accepted, on average, one American casualty per day since October 17, and It is only a matter of time until Americans get killed. And the reason they do it is that there is zero risk attached to attacking Americans or American ships or aircraft because Joe Biden is so afraid of offending the Iranians that he'd rather see the coffins arrive at Dover AFB than have panties soiled under the man-dresses in Tehran. [...] https://redstate.com/streiff/2023/12/08/american-forces-attacked-by-iranian-proxies-84-times-in-52-days-and-biden-does-nothing-n2167354

He's Getting Worse: Joe Biden's Brain Breakage Reaches a New Low in Las Vegas He's getting worse, folks. I know that can be a bit of a loaded statement given Joe Biden can't go two minutes in public without showing his senility, but trust me, he's getting worse. [...] https://redstate.com/bonchie/2023/12/08/hes-getting-worse-joe-bidens-brain-breakage-reaches-a-new-low-in-las-vegas-n2167350

Biden administration asserts power to seize drug patents in move to slash high prices [...] For the first time, officials can now factor in a medication's price in deciding to break a patent. [...] https://www.cnbc.com/2023/12/07/biden-administration-asserts-power-to-seize-drug-patents.html

Netanyahu Warns Beirut Could Turn Into Gaza If Hezbollah Starts 'All-out' War Israeli forces and Hezbollah exchanged fire across the Lebanese border on Thursday, drawing a warning from Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. "If Hezbollah decides to open an all-out war, then with its own hands it will turn Beirut and southern Lebanon into Gaza and Khan Yunis," Netanyahu said. [...] https://pjmedia.com/rick-moran/2023/12/08/netanyahu-warns-beirut-could-turn-into-gaza-if-hezbollah-starts-all-out-war-n4924598

FBI = ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Man Fires Shots Outside Albany Synagogue, Screams 'Free Palestine,' FBI Working to Find Motive On Thursday afternoon, the day before the beginning of Hanukkah, a man named Mufid Fawaz Alkhader went to a synagogue, Temple Israel in Albany, N.Y. He was carrying a shotgun and fired two shots. According to police who went to the scene, he screamed "Free Palestine." The FBI is now hard at work, trying to figure out his motive. No kidding. [...] https://pjmedia.com/robert-spencer/2023/12/08/man-fires-shots-outside-albany-synagogue-screams-free-palestine-fbi-working-to-find-motive-n4924590

The disgraceful, ducking, diving, dodging college presidents It was a clarifying moment, wasn't it? The presidents of MIT, Harvard and the University of Pennsylvania testifying for the House Education Committee about the wave of rabid antisemitism on their campuses. Representative Elise Stefanik of New York asked the same question of UPenn's Liz Magill, MIT's Sally Kornbluth and Harvard's Claudine Gay. Does calling for the genocide of Jews violate your campus's rule of conduct, yes or no? That was the question. [...] https://thespectator.com/topic/university-presidents-testimony-ducking-gay-magill/

Jonathan Turley. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'Bunch of Lies': Biden's Clintonesque Denial Before a House Impeachment Inquiry Vote With a formal House vote on an impeachment inquiry expected next week, President Joe Biden was confronted this week about his knowledge and involvement in alleged influence peddling by his son and brothers. An irate Biden seemed to morph into Bill Clinton and — echoing his predecessor's "I did not have sex with that woman" denial of an earlier scandal — effectively declared that he did not have relations with "those people." [...] https://themessenger.com/opinion/joe-biden-bill-clinton-moment-lies-impeachment-hunter-influence-peddling-corruption

Thanks. Good news to hear that there's a crack in the Ulaanbataar armor. I wonder if the applicant had to bring translations of documents that were in Russian.