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Chinese State Media Proclaims Gavin Newsom Winner Of Debate BEIJING — Following last night's heavily publicized debate between California Governor Gavin Newsom and Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, the Chinese state media proclaimed Newsom the clear and unquestioned winner. "There is no other conclusion which anyone may draw," said Xing Zhou, spokesman for the People's Republic of China. "Our dear friend and close colleague, Mr. Newsom, soundly defeated the brash American DeSantis. Everyone saw this. Do not question it." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/chinese-state-media-proclaims-gavin-newsom-winner-of-debate

Nation In Shock After Gavin Newsom Murdered On Live TV ALPHARETTA, GA — Americans are still reeling this morning after the shocking murder of California Governor Gavin Newsom was captured live on air and broadcast to millions of viewers. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-in-shock-after-gavin-newsom-murdered-on-live-tv

Or cash, or checks...

Hamas Branded the Jewish Children and Caged the Female Hostages Israeli hostages recovered from captivity in Gaza have largely kept out of the public eye, but accounts slowly reaching the press from their family members point to widespread abuse and torture by Hamas. Hostages report having been beaten, threatened with death, underfed, kept in cages and denied medical care. [...] https://www.jewishpress.com/news/eye-on-palestine/hamas/hamas-branded-the-jewish-children-and-caged-the-female-hostages/2023/12/01/

94-Year-Old Veteran Kicked Out of Nursing Home, Replaced by Migrants This seems to keep happening in New York City (and other places) and it should have everyone seeing red over the Biden border crisis. The latest incident took place at what was formerly a senior living center called Island Shores Residences on Staten Island in New York. That facility is now known as the Midland Beach Migrant Center. That turned out to be bad news for 94-year-old US Army veteran Frank Tammaro. He had been living independently at Island Shores for some time but was told earlier this year to pack his things and leave within two months. His room was given to illegal migrants [...] https://hotair.com/jazz-shaw/2023/12/01/94-year-old-veteran-kicked-out-of-nursing-home-replaced-by-migrants-n595926

No one said that he wasn't. However, it's nice to give him credit where due.

Most asylees won't sign up on VJ; they have other outlets. Refugees are typically in the regional forums under the respective program names (U4U, et al.).

Thrilling Friday non-ES report, see man: Lunch was at Subway WUOC*, ingest financially savvy we man. *from senior place's recycle can, whee man Ran several errands including Many (2+2) Amazon returns from Mama T-B., particular senior she man. Returned to the casa just in time for a siesta, zzz we man. Retrieved Mini-B. from skool, why does wee man even bother going man. Din-din was traditional Friday burgers, ingest Two Guys man. Movie night was Heaven Can Wait, excellent and hadn't seen that since it was new man. Mini-B., reluctant at first, even approved of it, imagine that man. Many (2+2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. Mini-B. has to be ready at Many (2x2x2) a.m. on Saturday at latest, ungodly hour man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. wants to drag him to her office-unveiling party, totally thrilled wee man man. Office has been open for many months, any excuse for a party by ex-she man man. We have therefore itineraried Many (2+1) ESs and a hyskool-fundraiser GS, itinerary we man. We should have time for those and a siesta, predict we man. Party with the rubias imminently, cavort we man. Mornin', absent Commie- and other babes with zealously guarded yet eminently awardable upvotes!

Friday ES report, see man: We attended all Many (2+1) ESs, q.v. above man. The first 2 yielded the take, see man: -- Manycans (toucans + toucans + toucans) chicken noodle soup; NIP bottle Vitamin D; bagful of warshcloths* ** = $Many ($2+1), steal man -- Many (2x2x2) padded mailers; pack of Many disposable din-din/snack plates = $Many ($2+2+1), deal man Total = $Many ($2x2x2) *Texas spelling, si man **a few to keep; most to be given to Mama-ex-Mrs.-T-B.*** for Ecu kitchen use, si man ***unless ex-Mrs.-T-B. steals some, surely a possibility man

Mini-B. failed his in-class History quiz yesterday, man. He failed his in-class English quiz today, man. He's failing the entire half-term in Math, man. Many -- si man, Many -- assignments (including in-class!) are not turned in, man. He doesn't give a poop about any class but Band, which sucks up too much time man. He doesn't even give a poop about Band when he can play games, man. He has no standards or personal pride, no man. Advice, please, plea man.

And look at which non-twin-producer is commenting on twins, see and hmmph D ma'am! And now the whole profession is going under, thanks to your negligent noncompliance, si D ma'am! Negligent noncompliant kill-OB-businessing Ontarklar! Negligent, NEGLIGENT noncompliant NONCOMPLIANT kill-OB-businessing KILL-OB-BUSINESSING Ontarklar!

Evil ploying senior center! Evil, EVIL ploying PLOYING senior center SENIOR CENTER! We recently read the reasoning behind this, si mam ma'am -- something like "the miu trusts you enough to expose its tummy, but not enough to let you touch it," si and no and miu man. All (none of them ours) are smashed on the driveway and in the street, man. Sounded like tree stumps being ground up, last time we mow-lawned, man. Should bill the neighbor for mower repairs, $i man. When God created the animals, He should have enabled a feed-pilling mechanism, si man. Otherwise, man's dominion over the animals is incomplete, sigh man. And we were NEVER able to give a miu a pill, mius too smart for that man.

Superb -- you get your peace of mind before your long trip, rather than when you're tired and frazzled on the other end!

Any progress is GOOD progress. Eat the elephant a bite at a time, and before you know it...

Agreed, and he's been commendably vocal about the Hamas thing, too.

She was a disappointment in terms of rulings and philosophy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sandra Day O'Connor, the first woman to serve on the Supreme Court, dies at 93 WASHINGTON – Retired Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Connor, the first woman to serve on the nation's highest court and a crucial swing vote during her twenty-five year tenure, died on Friday. She was 93. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/news/retired-supreme-court-justice-sandra-150809103.html

You Don't Say: Study Shows Increased Mental Health Issues In People Who Obeyed COVID Measures [...] there is another group for whom COVID might never be over: the people who went along with everything and willingly complied with every demand. A new study from Bangor University in Wales is showing that the more compliant people were concerning health and government mandates, the more likely they are to have mental health issues today, specifically anxiety and depression. [...] https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2023/11/30/you-dont-say-study-shows-increased-mental-health-issues-in-people-who-obeyed-covid-measures-n2390329

Yee-HAAAAA! [Note to T-B.'s self: Jokes worked again... jokes worked again... ]

Next step is pepperoni, si Y ma'am.

Oversight Committee Releases Email From Bank Investigator Who Flagged Chinese Money Laundered Into Joe Biden's Pocket https://thefederalist.com/2023/11/29/oversight-committee-releases-email-from-bank-investigator-who-flagged-chinese-money-laundered-into-joe-bidens-pocket/

Paxton has balls. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Exclusive: Texas AG Ken Paxton Sues Pfizer For 'False, Deceptive' Covid Jab Con [...] The lawsuit out of Texas [...] alleges that the company "engaged in false, deceptive, and misleading acts and practices by making unsupported claims" about its Covid jab that violated the Texas Deceptive Trade Practices Act. [...] https://thefederalist.com/2023/11/30/exclusive-texas-ag-ken-paxton-sues-pfizer-for-false-deceptive-covid-jab-con/

Thrilling Thursday report, see man: Supposed to be dangerous weather, but mostly it merely monsooned, How Dry We Aren't man. Lunch was the penultimate chicken pot pie from Costco, ingest we man. A nice siesta was had, zzz we man. Toward end of siesta, miu climbed onto bed, What Is Daddy Doing man. Miu sacked out on back, exposing fluffy tummy, expose underbelly miu man. When dogs do this, one knows exactly what they want, si man. When mius do this, one risks having one's arm clawed off, look but hands off man. This time, miu permitted unlimited rub-tummying, softest fur ever man. Nothing compares to the tummy-fur of a fluffy miu, unparalleled man. Left casa early to await Mini-B.'s deskooling, monsooning heavily man. Others had the same idea, man. Called Mama T-B. while waiting, call senior she man we man man. Mama T-B. described urgent blood-pressure Rx supposedly ready at Walgreens, necessary man. We tried unsuccessfully to phone-confirm its availability, man. Agreed to up-pick it after up-picking Mini-B., agree we man. Mini-B. in usual sunny mood after skool, wee man man. We put a stop to that, Grandma needs help man. T-B.-mobiled in the rain & skool zones to Walgreens, hope we man. Walgreens claimed that the Rx was for tomorrow, man. We raised a righteous stink, restrain ourself man. Finally got away from those idiots with Rx in hand, man. Mini-B. ran it up to Mama T-B., grateful senior she man. We will see if Mama T-B. reacts poorly to this Rx, too, adverse reactions to everything man. Din-din was salad with tomatoes/croutons and hot dogs, ingest Two Guys man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. would never consider hot dogs to be an acceptable entree, conclude Two Guys man. Ordered Mini-B. to check for hoamwurk, good thing man. Non-P-Math hoamwurk due Manycember 1, tomorrow man. Mini-B. got Many (2x2x2 +2+1) of Many (2x2x2 +2+2+1) correct, passing score man. Mini-B. now playing V.R., vocally animated wee man man. We are eyeing at least Many (2+1) ESs for Friday, partial itinerary man. There may be a Many'th (2+2th) if we want to go to Favorite Non-Small Town, unclear man. Stay on the edge of your seat until we decide, 🥁 roll man. Party with the rubias later, cavort we man.

Use Lysol extra-strength, safety man. There is no such thing as this, no DA man. Go back to Malta if you can't handle P-Math, si man!

The definitive study guide for the naturalization interview is here: http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/382775-mrs-t-b-the-citizenship-test/

If the instructions on the N-400 specify this, then follow them; if not, the process is the same as for everyone else. It's the easiest phase of the entire immigration process. Apply online, if you can.