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Southwest Airlines To Provide Plus-Size Customers With Bed Of Hay, Feeding Trough DALLAS, TX — Southwest Airlines, with a positive reputation for supporting plus-size travelers, has taken a big step in providing robust support for its largest customers. Starting this week, fliers of size will be given a complimentary bed of hay and a feeding trough. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/southwest-airlines-to-provide-customers-of-size-with-bed-of-hay-feeding-trough

Man Takes Wife On Date To Very Expensive Restaurant Only To Find McFlurry Machine Broken HUTCHINSON, KS — A local couple's first night out together in months got off to a rocky start, as a man took his wife out to dinner at a very expensive restaurant only to be left disappointed after learning the McFlurry machine was broken. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/man-takes-wife-on-date-to-extremely-expensive-restaurant-only-to-find-mcflurry-machine-broken

Yee-HAAAAA! [Note to T-B.'s self: Jokes worked again... jokes worked again... ] I just said that!

This VJ Poll needs to be participated in by all... uh... participants. https://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/356713-cat-barf-si-man/

Obeisance, you inferior primates! https://nationaldaycalendar.com/monkey-day-december-14/

(This is not Cat T-B., for the record.)

Cat T-B. barfed on the floor in 3 places the very night of the day when the maid had come. To add insult to injury, Cat T-B. didn't even attempt to re-eat the barf. Instead, she supervised Daddy's 2:30-a.m. clean-up and then lobbied for a replacement din-din.

Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man. ------- Thrilling Thursday report, see man: After log-off but before bed, was enticed downstairs by highly insistent miu, unignorable miu man. Miu had barfed in Many (2+1) places on floor cleaned by maid, and man! We up-cleaned the miu-barf and admonished miu for not re-eating said barf, standard miu procedure man. Skool-dropped Mini-B. and prepped for doc appointment, preppie we man. Beautiful new clinic still rather underpopulated with patients, optimal man. Great caucus, satisfied we man. "Jones fracture" suspected in currently swollen foot, one leg left to stand on we man. Underwent x-ray and unrelated lab test, precautionary man. Clinic just up the road from Costco Business Center, of course go we man. Had mental list of Many (2+1) items and came out with Many (2+2), intrepidly disciplined we man. Blew back to casa, limited time for lunch before Mini-B. half-day skool pickup man. Consumed last of the Costco chicken pot pies, ingest we man. Very neatly on time for Mini-B., efficient we man. Last week of skool is weirdly scheduled, mystery to us man. The skoolkids cannot carry anything these last 2 days other than lunch and a pencil box, weird man. Mini-B. has none of some classes and 2 hours of others, perhaps for exam schedule man. On last-day Friday, Mini-B. has 2 hours of class that he was kicked out of, note wee man man. He would have to spend this time in the Principal's office with nothing to do, consequences man. He begged to be picked up early, skip the banishment man. We said that he needs to bear the consequences of his actions, cement the point man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. suggested a pocket-sized book or scratchpad, suggest ex-she man. Mini-B. resisting this and insisting on early pick-up, obstinate wee man. We stood firm, parental backbone man. He had a tantrum and avoided us for some time today, too bad man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. came over to pick up/drop off stuff, visit ex-she man. It was almost time for din-din, Timing Is Everything man. We had half of a twin-pack of Costco lasagna, already on din-din menu man. We invited ex-Mrs.-T-B. to indulge in din-din, accept ex-she man. We nuked the defrosted lasagna, nuke we man. Everyone wanted extra helping, indeed available man. Entire half-twin-pack consumed to the last scraping, ingest Two Guys and ex-she man man. Discovered that Nicaragüense maid neglected to, see man: 1) clean the downstairs half-bath, no man; 2) clean the inside of the microwave, still putrid man; Many) vacuum the top layer of the miu-tower, hairy situation man. This perhaps explains why maid stayed for 2 hours and not 2 hours + half an hour, hmmph man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. is in contact with said maid and will note the above, man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. indicated trouble in Paradise, internally grin we man. Ex-she man is exhausted and needs days to chillax, exhausted ex-she man man. The Rojo, conversely, is bugging her for time together, perhaps understandable man. We are completely staying out of this one, internally grinning we man. After Mini-B. got over his snit, we had movie night, Two Guys man. Watched more episodes of Young Sheldon, great show man. Many (2+2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn consumed, ingest Two Guys man. Record consumption within clear view, hope we man. Result of today's x-ray came back, surprising result man. Good news is no Jones fracture, OK with us man. Bad news is older fracture with tendon separated from bone, good grief man. Orthopedics caucus arranged for month-end, man. Two ESs itineraried for Friday, that's all man. Party with the rubias ongoing, cavort we man.

Man... sure am glad that we Colonists beat you Lobsterbacks, or we'd all be having to relish these completely incomprehensible concoctions.

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man: Blew out to Post Office and bank before maid arrived, amazing timing we man. Maid came, finally man. Stayed 2 hours, quicker than usual man. Did great job, as usual man. Forgot downstairs half-bath, we must do this man. Lunch was onecan of corn*, ingest we man *bought at a previous ES, financially savvy we man A siesta was taken thereafter, zzz we man. Retrieved Mini-B. from skool, tight schedule man. Din-din was nuked macaroni + Aldi meatballs + sauce, ingest Two Guys man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. came over for carpooling to band concert, arrive ex-she man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. drove, our life into her own hands man. Concert good but ran late, get a move on man. Snacks from Dairy Queen thereafter, ingest Two Guys and One Ex-She Man man. Mini-hooped with Mini-B. back at casa, hoop Two Guys man. Miu pestering us for a second din-din, timing off and miu-memory short man. Party with the rubias in full swing, cavort we man.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'Did Not Attend Harvard' Now Number One Quality Employers Seeking In Job Candidate U.S. — A new Wall Street Journal survey revealed that the top characteristic employers are looking for in a new employee is having never, ever attended Harvard University. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/did-not-attend-harvard-now-number-one-quality-employers-seeking-in-job-candidate

Overdue! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cybertruck To Come With Deployable Scoop For Removing Climate Change Protesters From Roadway AUSTIN, TX — In addition to all of the exciting features already announced for the Cybertruck, Tesla has now unveiled a new deployable front scoop to easily remove climate protesters blocking the road. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/cybertruck-to-come-with-deployable-scoop-for-removing-climate-change-protesters-from-roadway

McConnell Dresses As Prostitute To Lure Hunter Into Closed-Door Hearing WASHINGTON, D.C. — With Hunter Biden refusing to appear for closed-door testimony to the House of Representatives, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell cleverly dressed up like a prostitute to lure Hunter in to meet with Republicans. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/mcconnell-dresses-as-prostitute-to-lure-hunter-into-closed-door-hearing

No problem for a CR-1 or IR-1 entrant. Conversely, if K-1 entrants buy a round-trip, it's important that they cancel the return portion as a priority after they enter the U.S. This is because airlines sometimes fail to correct their passenger manifests and the K-1 entrant is erroneously listed as having left the U.S. before AOS, thus having to prove the "negative" of "no, I didn't leave."

Report it to your local police and let them handle it. Then block the number.

Sorry, mf ma'am. Try to block the clown's number from her phone or block the messages from her computer? There's a national "do not call" list and maybe one in her state.

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Where's the +100,000 button?

Very interesting and sensible thoughts!

It is Wednesday -- time for our hilarious Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: ========================= SENSIBLE ADVICE "Doctor, my husband limps because his right leg is shorter than his left leg. What would you do in his situation?" "Probably limp."

Claudine Gay Responds To Plagiarism Accusations By Giving Inspiring 'I Have A Dream' Speech CAMBRIDGE, MA — As controversy continued to swirl at Harvard University after the school's board expressed unanimous support for its embattled leader, President Claudine Gay responded to the people calling for her removal by giving a rousing, original speech she wrote called "I Have A Dream." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/claudine-gay-responds-to-plagiarism-accusations-by-giving-inspiring-original-speech-called-i-have-a-dream

What do our military folks here think about this -- the offenses, the charges, the punishments? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 15 Air National Guard Members Disciplined Following Investigation Into Accused Leaker Jack Teixeira [...] Now, the U.S. Air Force has disciplined 15 others in relation to the leak following an investigation that found the individuals "intentionally failed" to report known concerns regarding Teixeira's actions prior to the leak. [...] https://redstate.com/smoosieq/2023/12/12/15-air-national-guard-members-disciplined-following-investigation-into-accused-leaker-jack-teixeira-n2167471

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Thoughtful discussion after reading this, please: How should the terrorists be dealt with; should they be dealt with differently because Hamas hold hostages; and, if death is appropriate, by what method? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What to Do With the Terrorists? One of the critical questions emerging among the Western commentariat regarding the Israel-Gaza war is what to do with the Hamas terrorists captured by the IDF. Should these be detained as POWs and treated tolerantly, as specified by the Geneva Conventions of 1949? A second question on which the answer to the first depends entails the [...] https://pjmedia.com/david-solway-2/2023/12/12/what-to-do-with-the-terrorists-n4924696

Update on the Pilot Who Tried to Bring Down Alaska Airlines Plane With 83 People on Board A lot has happened since October, when off-duty pilot Joesph Emerson took magic mushrooms and then bummed a ride in the cockpit of an Alaska Airlines flight in Everett, Wash. [...] https://pjmedia.com/victoria-taft/2023/12/12/the-update-on-the-pilot-who-tried-to-bring-down-alaska-air-plane-is-a-real-head-shaker-n4924677