That Itch You Can't Rant About (The Rant Thread)

[NikLR 13,220]

Lootcrate is gaining my wrath by being unable to deliver my kid's birthday present in anything short of a timely manner.  The last tracking was on 5/30.  I'm going to assume either it left their building OR it hit Canada customs at that day.  18 business days later and only a $10 credit on my next renewal isn't good enough.  Apparently I can't switch the address to a US one either.  At this point I want a refund. 

[TBoneTX 43,068]

12 hours ago, SAT said:

I'm getting tiff a new fishing pole for her birthday

You just had Many (2+2) Poles there and could have asked if they fished,  man.

Aquatic Asia & other Polish Commie-babes!  Aquatic, AQUATIC Asia & other Polish Commie-babes!

[TBoneTX 43,068]

11 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

So holidays in Daneland work like this: you ask person what they would like and they present you with a general idea or a very specific list with links.  Then, if you aren't being a jerk, you buy what they've requested in the price point you are comfortable with.

 

So personal, so spontaneous, so necessary.

Sure beats having to take a scientific wild-butt guess, si man.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

6 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Sure beats having to take a scientific wild-butt guess, si man.

It also saves the money that could have been spent on random gifts. 

 

8 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

You just had Many (2+2) Poles there and could have asked if they fished,  man.

 

I read this totally wrong the first time. 

[TBoneTX 43,068]

9 hours ago, NikLR said:

https://www.americanveterinarian.com/journals/amvet/2018/may2018/how-to-avoid-common-insulin-therapy-errors  

I hope this helps. 

Muchas gracias, si Niki-B. ma'am.

It confirms that we have absolutely zero clue as to what we're doing, sigh and poor miu man.

We can't even tell if 1 unit of liquid is being pulled into the syringe, too tiny to see man.

 

At tonight's shooting, cat briefly cried out when stuck, so perhaps we at least penetrated the skin, hope we man.

9 hours ago, NikLR said:

Do you have a BG monitor?

Negatory, Niki-B. ma'am.

9 hours ago, NikLR said:

you can attempt to do BG checks at home.

We can also attempt to build an Air Force bomber from a kit from instructions written in Chinese, sigh man.

Edited June 18, 2019 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 43,068]

9 hours ago, NikLR said:

I would let mrs tb know that if cat happens to pass away because she wasn't helping, it's very painful and scary for kitty.  She will see her husband go aysheep like she's never witnessed before I guarantee you. 

Upon the death or necessary euthanasia, she would merely look mournful and murmur, "I'm sorry," ADD she man.

9 hours ago, NikLR said:

 

Edited June 18, 2019 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 43,068]

9 hours ago, NikLR said:

at least can go along with the program. 

Sigh, ADD and other priorities sigh man.

[TBoneTX 43,068]

We implored Mrs. T-B. to come home with a supply of syringes, implore we of she man.

They were specifically to be U-Many (U-2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2), emphasized by vet man.

 

We had to ask her where the box of them was, "they're downstairs" said she man.

They were hidden under random bags of her purchases & business materials, never would've found them man.

 

The box says, "Use with U-Many00 insulin for Many (2x2x2x2x2-2) units or less" and "0.Many (0.2+1) mL," man.

These syringes look identical to the wrong ones that our pharmacy gave us to tide us over, oh geez man.

Mrs. T-B. said, "They said they're for diabetics," ADD and  man.

Now we'll have to go to Walgreens to confirm whether these are indeed wrong & ask for an exchange, of course receipt for purchase not anywhere to be found man.

 

And Mrs. T-B. is gallivanting off to Florida for Many (2+1) days (plus travel days on each end) to "see how my friend operates her business" (leaving a casa-bound mother, needy son, sick cat, & ____ husband), priorities man.

[TBoneTX 43,068]

7 hours ago, theresaL said:

The Frenchie got a new grill too [...] Frenchie is happy

And, like Mr. Nola-B., well-grilled, just add barbecue sauce man.

7 hours ago, theresaL said:

free [...] Many $$$ economized

Mellifluous music to our ears, si TL ma'am.

[TBoneTX 43,068]

7 hours ago, theresaL said:

I scrounged around and found some almonds

We did the same tonight and found no cheaps in the entire casa, no man.

In fact, all that we found was a bag of unsalted -- unsalted! almonds, gag us man.

The last couple of days have not been good to us, no man.

[TBoneTX 43,068]

40 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

saves the money that could have been spent

Mellifluous music to our ears, si Nola-B. ma'am.

41 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

I read this totally wrong the first time. 

Dyslexics of the world untie, is laNo-ma'am B.!

[TBoneTX 43,068]

6 hours ago, theresaL said:

I have a tree

Should have been born in Arkansas, si TL ma'am.

No branches at all on any of their trees, complete inbreeding ma'am.

They have engines in their family trees, actually ma'am.

Don't get bonkus of the conkus when one falls out as you walk by, no ma'am.

[TBoneTX 43,068]

5 hours ago, SAT said:

Would you guys believe tiff cooked me a delicious dinner again?

Perhaps you are hallucinating about unnatural acts, see visions man.

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An inmate of a mental asylum sat holding a fishing pole with the line dangling in a flower bed.

"What are you fishing for, my man?" asked a visitor.

"Suckers," replied the fisherman, without looking up.

"Catch any yet?" asked the visitor.

"You're the Many'th today," responded the inmate calmly.

[theresaL 408]

8 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Should have been born in Arkansas, si TL ma'am.

No branches at all on any of their trees, complete inbreeding ma'am.

They have engines in their family trees, actually ma'am.

Don't get bonkus of the conkus when one falls out as you walk by, no ma'am.

Close TB very close. The joke in my hometown is the gene pool is a puddle. Luckily my dad married a "ferner from up yonder".

[TBoneTX 43,068]

Arkansas, Missouri... hicks, sticks... si TL ma'am.