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You produce more screaming or quiet offspring NOW, si D ma'am! You've become substantially negligent in your reproductive duties, si ma'am.

Thrilling Saturday non-GS/ES report, see man: Called Costco Food Court after exiting last ES, call we man. We phone-ordered a 'roni 'za, bigger than and half the price of anywhere else man. Made it there within Many minutes of estimated 'za readiness, timely we man. Gassed the dehydrated T-B.-mobile first, running on fumes man. Found parking with great difficulty and fought to enter, madhouse man. 'Za was being sliced when we arrived, perfect timing man. Lunch/din-din (and breakfast for us) was the Costco 'roni 'za, ingest Two Guys man. Only 2 slices were left after half an hour, stuffed Two Guys man. A nice siesta was then taken, zzz we man. Miu slept through our return to casa and the consumption of the 'za, zzz miu man. Movie night was Beverly Hills Cop, excellent and watch Two Guys man. Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This tallies to Many (2x2x2 +2+2+1) for the week, quota comfortably met man. Miu is now wide awake, active, and demanding, Serve Me Daddy miu man. Visit to Mama T-B. on Sunday, obligatory man. Then try to arrange caucuses with chicas for the week, caucus we man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

We were tired yesterday and are tired again today, therefore making us re-tired, si and hee hee hee man.

A clever revision of LPoP (last post on page), see page 1 of thread and Abbreviations man.

Central Chimpanzees -- as superior primates -- have natural parenting skills.

FPoP (first post on page) and ignored, no see we man.

Saturday GS/ES report, see man: We attended all Many of the above, dependable we man. The second ES and the GS yielded the take, see man: -- giant box Kleenex, ~full roll wax paper, bag microwave rice = $Many ($2+1), deal man -- NIP bottle Scope mouthwarsh, NIP bottle Colgate Enamel mouthwarsh = $Many ($2+1), steal man Total = $Many ($2+2+2) *** Friday's ES report is edited, see omitted item man ***

No man, obviously Many is the lucky number, see and si and man.

Study Finds 98% Of Parenting Just Deciding If That's Good Or Bad Screaming PRINCETON, NJ — According to a new study, researchers have confirmed that approximately 98% of all parenting is just deciding if what they're hearing is "good screaming" or "bad screaming." According to Dr. Brent Wayde, who conducted interviews and polls with thousands of parents across the nation, the vast majority of navigating child-rearing boils down to being able to tell whether or not the screams emanating from the next room indicated joyful playing or a painful injury. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-98-of-parenting-just-deciding-if-thats-good-or-bad-screaming

Trump Hangs Up Sign In White House 'You Must Be This Tall To Receive Foreign Aid' WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following an explosive meeting at the White House with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, President Donald Trump sought to make sure it never happens again by hanging a sign up that reads "You must be this tall to receive foreign aid." The sign, which prominently displayed a red line indicating the required height a world leader must be to receive U.S. funding, was placed prominently on display in the Oval Office next to a painting of John Adams. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-hangs-up-sign-in-white-house-you-must-be-this-tall-to-receive-foreign-aid

Zelensky Tries Bold New Strategy Of Insulting The People He's Begging For Money From WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an unusual tactic rarely seen in high-level negotiations, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky decided to try insulting the people he was begging for money from. Zelensky further decided that the best place to insult that person would be their work office, surrounded by dozens of colleagues, with several cameras recording the insult. "It is unorthodox, but I firmly believe going into a person's country, visiting them in their home, and then insulting them on national television is the best way to earn their trust and support," he explained. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/zelensky-tries-bold-new-strategy-of-insulting-the-people-hes-begging-for-money-from

Trump Assures PM Starmer England Still His Favorite Muslim Country WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump extended an olive branch to the United Kingdom on Thursday, telling Prime Minister Keir Starmer that England was still his favorite out of all the Muslim countries. According to sources, Starmer had been apprehensive ahead of his meeting with Trump due to their agendas appearing to be at odds with each other, but that all changed when Trump told him that, of all the Muslim countries in the world, England was the best. "I love all people, even Muslims. Especially the British Muslims," Trump told Starmer. "Of all the Muslims in the world, no one is more civilized than the English. I mean, you're still melting faces off of women and stabbing each other, but [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-assures-starmer-england-still-his-favorite-of-all-the-muslim-countries

Zelensky Kicking Himself For Not Wearing His More Formal Olive Green T-Shirt To White House Meeting [...] While talks between the United States, Russia, and Ukraine continued regarding territory holdings, security guarantees, and mineral deals, the Ukrainian president was forced to take criticism from President Donald Trump about his attire, leading him to regret not putting on his fancier dress t-shirt. "I should have broken out my best t-shirt for this," Zelenskyy reportedly muttered to himself as he left the Oval Office. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/zelensky-kicking-himself-for-not-wearing-his-more-formal-olive-green-t-shirt-to-white-house-meeting

FBI Investigation Shows Epstein List Shredded Itself WASHINGTON, D.C. — After a thorough 3-minute investigation, the FBI announced that the highly anticipated Epstein list had shredded itself. The list, which had long been purported to link human trafficker Jeffrey Epstein to elites around the globe and was allegedly so damning that it threatened to bring down Hollywood, Congress, and Prince Andrew, apparently shredded itself and no one at the FBI remembered what it said. "We have no idea how this could have happened," said spokesman Special Agent Sean Kellar. "The list must have [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-investigation-shows-epstein-list-shredded-itself

'President Asked Zelensky To Leave': Ukraine Talks Blow Up in Oval Office Volodymyr Zelensky did not wear a suit and the Ukrainian president did not sign a minerals deal with the United States, either. Instead, the wartime leader was unceremoniously kicked out of the White House after tangling with President Trump and Vice President Vance. Trump has been pushing for an end to the land war in Europe since returning to office, meeting with French President Emmanuel Macron and British Prime Minister Keir Starmer this week to find a path to peace. Those meetings went well. His sit-down with Zelensky did not. The breakdown occurred when Zelensky [...] https://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2025/02/28/president_asked_zelensky_to_leave_ukraine_talks_blow_up_in_oval_office_152440.html

This is truly eye-opening. Comments? Specifically, do you think that DOGE can help counteract this, or is it all too deeply embedded? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 10 Secret Bureaucrat Cheats Bureaucrats cheat taxpayers. The Federal Government is not a business. Employees do not lose their jobs when work is unfinished, performance subpar, or they fail to show up. They do not get fired if money is diverted, false invoices are paid, bids exceed market, promises are broken, deliveries are late, employees are bribed, and money is wasted. For decades, no one cared. Bureaucrats cheat – here's how. As a former congressional oversight investigator for five years, later managing two billion dollars at State for George W. Bush and Colin Powell, I was empowered to find that waste, restore accountability, reprogram money, end cozy contractor relationships, and claw money back. I did. In the process, I learned 10 ways the bureaucracy and contractors cheat the taxpayers: [...] https://amac.us/newsline/society/10-secret-bureaucrat-cheats/

This is ultra-pleasurable to read... and dead-nuts accurate. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Pitiful lefty White House press corps whines about access after barely making a peep when Biden was AWOL in office [...] In the absence of access to the president or real news to report, the pool contented itself with secondhand stories about Biden family life, doled out like party favors by unnamed White House staff. "President Biden has expressed a preference for a fire built in the Oval Office fireplace, and sometimes adds a log himself to keep it going," was an example of CNN's hard-hitting analysis. Trump, on the other hand, has taken more than 1,000 questions from reporters and is available every day. He invites reporters into his suite on Air Force One, conducts impromptu press conferences in the Oval Office while signing executive orders, holds regular press conferences that exhaust every question. Wednesday, he invited the media to observe his first cabinet meeting for about an hour. It's the most transparent presidency in history, and yet the New York Times is comparing it to the Kremlin. [...] https://nypost.com/2025/02/26/opinion/pitiful-lefty-white-house-press-corps-whine-about-access-after-barely-making-a-peep-when-biden-was-awol-in-office/

The jerk doesn't even have the courtesy to wear a suit and tie. The MSM will absolutely barbecue Pres. Trump over this. Zelenskii acted like a petulant child, rolling his eyes in disdain. Time for an overthrow.

flag@whitehouse.gov

I was expecting this to say "when one hears only crickets."

It's a full meal that I avail myself of as often as possible.

Still want a report on Big Bend National Park from somebody. I like Big Bend Ranch State Park, adjacent to BBNP.

Thrilling Friday-on-Saturday non-ES report, see man: Mini-B. & we slept in, highly necessary Two Guys zzz man. Consequent to this, Mini-B.'s sore throat resolved, finally adequate zzz for wee man man. Lunch was a turkey-&-cheese sandwich, ingest we man. Lunch for Mini-B. was 2 PB&J sandwiches, ingest wee man. We went ES-ing and quickly groceried for Mama T-B., ES and grocery we man. Din-din was Costco angusburgers on Costco buns, ingest Two Guys man. So far, every din-din this week has been precisely as pre-scheduled, might change Saturday man. We siesta'd after din-din, one hour of zzz intended man. We awoke after Many hours, power-blip knocked out alarm clock man. This hosed any prospect of a movie night, oh well man. We hadn't been feeling Many00% ourself, so maybe our body needed said zzz, reason we man. We have itineraried one GS and Many (2+1) ESs for Saturday, all reasonably proximal man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.

Friday ES report, see and see added item man: We itineraried Many (2+1) ESs and attended all Many (2+1), attend we man. The first 2 ESs yielded the take, see man: -- >half-roll wax paper = $1, deal man -- ironing board*, NIP Microban cleaner, Many-pack ([2+2+1]-pack) large bubble-mailers, Many-way ([2+1]-way) outlet tap, Many (2+2+2) Ginsu knives = $Many ($2x2x2 +2+2), steal man Total = $Many ($2x2x2 +2+2+1) *lightly used, slightly smaller than our oversized one**, all Many (2+2) leg-caps on, seemingly new cover, easy open/close, perfect man **our only remaining item from ex-Mrs.-T-B. #1, spoils of divorce man

Bad P-Math-offending Ontarklar! Bad, BAD P-Math-offending, P-MATH-OFFENDING Ontarklar! Because he was either 2 or Many years old already, si and see and D ma'am! There is still time to produce another yourself, si D ma'am! Bad reproductively delinquent Ontarklar! Bad, BAD reproductively delinquent REPRODUCTIVELY DELINQUENT Ontarklar!