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1. There's an issue. A distinct issue. 2. Blessings to the OP and her family in their lives abroad.

Thoughts? ~~~~~~~~~ Could a Bombshell Discovery Render All of Biden's Presidential Actions 'Null and Void'? The Biden presidency might have been the greatest con job ever perpetrated on the American people. A shocking investigation by the Heritage Foundation's Oversight Project has revealed that virtually every document bearing Joe Biden's signature during his presidency was signed by an autopen — except for one. What makes this revelation particularly damning is that the only document confirmed to have Biden's actual signature was his letter announcing his withdrawal from the 2024 presidential race. Let that sink in for a moment. [...] https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2025/03/06/bombshell-discovery-could-make-all-of-bidens-presidential-actions-null-and-void-n4937648

Read whole thing from Gov. Greg Abbott. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Forget Delaware—'Y'all Street' Is Open for Business [...] For decades, Delaware's business climate was a model for the country. Its famed Chancery Court boasted jurists steeped in corporate law. Doctrines developed over a century formed the firm foundation for companies to do business and were models for courts and classrooms across the country. The First State was also a short train ride from Wall Street. Most of the Fortune 500 chose to make Delaware their first home. But Delaware has squandered its inheritance. [...] https://www.wsj.com/opinion/forget-delaware-yall-street-is-open-for-business-texas-corporate-law-cb9088d1?st=KMiztf

Especially for a non-lawyer, Byron Donalds is really impressive. He would make a good VP for JD Vance in '28.

Hawaii = expensive. Florida = mosquitoes (the State Bird). Wyoming = worth visiting (must do so myself). Alaska = highly appealing, but don't risk mechanical trouble forcing your plane down in Canada unless you have travel authorization.

Thrilling Thursday report, see man: We did not leave the casa all day, no man. Breakfast (!!?) was 2 turkey-&-cheese sandwiches, ingest we man. We prepared for the advent of the JC, anticipatory we man. We even shaved, anathema on a Thursday man. At the VERY last possible moment, the JC canceled, man. Sick child whom we knew nothing about, no man. We privately rolled our eyes at this, yeah right man. Lunch/din-din was onebag of nuked mixed vegetables, ingest we man. We then mow-lawned, really needed it man. Breezy and only Many degrees, quite temperate man. We did the job, including blowing detritus, without stopping, intrepid we man. We used just one sweatband, barely needed that man. When we returned to messages, the JC wondered if we were free this eve, wonder JC man. We were hosed from mow-lawning, responded we man to JC man man. We have rescheduled for Friday eve, reschedule we man and JC man man. We have itineraried as many as Many (2+2) ESs for Friday, itinerary we man. These are far-off, road trip for we man man. We might have to alter this, Mama T-B. awaiting Rx's from CVS man. We are unsure what, if anything, would/should be for din-din, vacillate we man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

You have an entire thread or two (or Many) to read, si man! Fallout precised, si and see and man. Bad P-Math-impaired C man! Bad, BAD P-Math-impaired, P-MATH-IMPAIRED C man!

U.K. Imam Opens Service With Land Acknowledgment Of Indigenous Britons That Once Inhabited London LONDON — In a touching moment, a local imam in the heart of London started off the Jumu'ah prayer service with a land acknowledgment of the indigenous Britons who once inhabited the Muslim territory now known as "London." According to several in attendance at the service, Imam Kahlife Kakhir spent a short moment at the beginning of his prayer to recognize and remember the former inhabitants of the land which had been appropriated to build the mosque. "I was actually quite startled, as I had never seen an imam this liberal," said Ali Salman, who arrived in London from Palestine a few years ago. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/uk-imam-opens-service-with-land-acknowledgment-of-indigenous-britons-that-once-inhabited-london

Democrats File Articles Of Impeachment Against Little Black Boy With Cancer WASHINGTON, D.C. — Congressional Democrats acted quickly to file articles of impeachment against D.J. Daniels, the young black cancer survivor that Trump honored during his speech last night. During his speech to Congress, Trump deputized the young boy and made him an honorary Secret Service agent. Democrats say this type of obvious grab at power won't be tolerated. "We must resist," Nancy Pelosi said in an interview on CNN. "No one elected D.J. Daniels! Trump simply appointed him [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-file-articles-of-impeachment-against-little-black-boy-with-cancer

Husband Holds Up 'False' Paddle During Argument With Wife SPOKANE, WA — Local husband Vincent "Vince" Hampton found his voice Wednesday when, during an argument with his wife, he held up a small black paddle with the word "False" written on it. As his wife continued nagging him about all his faults, the solitary paddle bobbed up and down at specific moments during her tirade to speak for the silent man who couldn't get a word in edgewise. "You never help out around the house," Hampton's wife claimed as the paddle was raised in defiance. "And stop waving that stupid sign around!" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/husband-holds-up-false-paddle-during-argument-with-wife

Hitler Defeated After Opposition Party Holds Up Tiny Signs On Paddles BERLIN — In a shocking turn of events, Hitler was defeated and the Nazi regime overthrown after the opposition party in Germany held up little paddles with tiny signs on them. The Führer was giving a speech in the Reichstag when suddenly, opposing politicians began holding up miniature signs attached to what appeared to be tiny ping-pong paddles. Within minutes, Hitler had been deposed and the Nazi regime collapsed. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/hitler-defeated-after-opposition-party-holds-up-tiny-signs-on-paddles

The End of an Error: FiveThirtyEight Is Shutting Down In a surprise move, Disney announced Wednesday that it's shutting down FiveThirtyEight as part of sweeping layoffs affecting approximately 200 positions — about 6% of its workforce — across ABC News Group and Disney Entertainment Networks. Stats guru Nate Silver founded FiveThirtyEight, once the darling of the left-wing polling establishment, in 2008 before licensing it to The New York Times. ESPN later acquired it and finally transferred it to ABC News. [...] https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2025/03/05/the-end-of-an-error-fivethirtyeight-is-being-shut-down-n4937614

CBS Shock Poll: Trump Speech Hits Sky-High 76% Approval! When is a divisive speech not a divisive speech? It's when more than 3 out of 4 people agree with it. That's not what the mainstream media was seeking, of course. [...] https://pjmedia.com/scott-pinsker/2025/03/05/cbs-shock-poll-trump-speech-hits-sky-high-76-approval-n4937593

This is priceless! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The death rattle of 'the Resistance' Remember when the phrase 'the Resistance' would conjure up visions of sexy French youths in berets battling actual Nazis? Now all it brings to mind is ageing dullards in pink suits holding up signs saying 'This is not normal' while sporting the most turbo-smug look on their faces. As US president Donald Trump spoke to a joint session of Congress last night, 'across the aisle the Resistance was stirring', gushed the Guardian's DC reporter. His piece was illustrated with a pic of some congresswoman in pearls and a balding Democrat looking aghast as Trump talked. Seriously, if this is 'the Resistance', the world's tyrants can rest easy. [...] https://www.spiked-online.com/2025/03/05/the-death-rattle-of-the-resistance/

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man: Did not leave casa most of day, see below man. Miu has been demanding or asleep all day, demanding-or-zzz-ing miu man. Lunch was toucans of chicken noodle soup, ingest we man. A wonderful siesta was then zzz'd, zzz we man. Got Mini-B. for Two Guys eve, si man. Din-din was Subway*, ingest Two Guys man. *WUOC and gift card, financially savvy we man Movie night was Beverly Hills Cop 2, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. These will be applied to next week's tally, head start man. Will see a new JC after lunch tomorrow, see we man JC man man. Not sure if this one has potential, but who knows man. No other plans for Thursday, may mow lawn man. Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Wednesday, report we man.

Texas weather Many, Kansas weather sucky, repeat we man.

REMINDER: It Is Offensive And Possibly Illegal To Photoshop Anything On These Democrats' Signs That Would Make Them Look Foolish https://babylonbee.com/news/smart-democrats-hold-up-signs-which-will-definitely-not-immediately-be-photoshopped-and-backfire

Scientists Report Most Effective Remedy For Male Depression Is An Old Lady At The Store Asking You To Reach Something On A Tall Shelf U.S. — Several recent studies indicate that the most effective treatment for male depression is an old lady at the store asking you to reach something on a tall shelf for her. According to a study just published in the American Psychological Journal, the entire field of treatment for male depression should be revised in order to more effectively let depressed men help out little old ladies at the supermarket. "This is a truly monumental breakthrough," said Sigmund Garrity, who teaches psychology. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/scientists-report-most-effective-remedy-for-male-depression-is-an-old-lady-at-the-store-asking-you-to-reach-something-on-a-tall-shelf

Wife Forced To Buy Second Phone After Reaching Maximum Number Of Open Browser Tabs ANAHEIM, CA — A local wife has revealed she is buying a second cell phone after reaching her previous phone's maximum number of open browser tabs. The move became necessary after housewife Andrea Kirby discovered she had finally reached her iPhone's maximum allowable open browser tabs, requiring her to expand her browsing to an additional phone. "There's probably no other way to fix this," Kirby explained. "It's really [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-buys-second-phone-after-reaching-maximum-number-of-open-browser-tabs

It is Wednesday... let us evoke good news and prompt some approvals (that is, if correlation = causation) by means of our Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: =========================================== YOU MAY BE GETTING OLDER... When your spouse says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one -- I can't do both!" When your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. When a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door. When going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. When you don't care where your spouse goes just as long as you don't have to go along. When you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police. When "getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fiber today. When "getting lucky" means finding your car in the parking lot. And, of course, when an "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.

YOU MAY BE GETTING OLDER... When your spouse says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one -- I can't do both!" When your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. When a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door. When going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. When you don't care where your spouse goes just as long as you don't have to go along. When you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police. When "getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fiber today. When "getting lucky" means finding your car in the parking lot. And, of course, when an "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee!

Germany Commits To 100% Electric Vehicle Terror Attacks By 2035 [...] "We look forward to the day when every vehicle ramming viciously into a crowd of civilians while the driver screams 'Allahu Akbar' is powered by electricity," said incoming German Chancellor Friedrich Merz. "Though we are proud of the advancements we have made to protect the environment, the presumably white German citizens committing these violent acts against innocent people are still using gas vehicles. This simply will not do. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/germany-commits-to-100-electric-vehicle-terror-attacks-by-2035

Trump's Canadian Tariffs Expected To Have Devastating Impact On The Curling Broom Industry WORLD — With new trade policies officially going into effect, officials warned Prime Minister Justin Trudeau that Donald Trump's Canadian tariffs were expected to have a devastating impact on the curling broom industry. "America's economy may not recover from this devastating blow to the sport of curling," said economist and political strategist John Deleck. "What Trump is doing with these tariffs may very well cause the country to collapse." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-canadian-tariffs-expected-to-have-devastating-impact-on-the-curling-broom-industry

We saw several shots of NB's gorgeous flame Pelosi. I actually think that Bondi, Noem, Gabbard, and even Leavitt are some of the foxiest appointees ever.