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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Illegal immigrants can now obtain driver's licenses in Minnesota, making the roads safer Rep. Ilhan Omar has some great news to share. Starting this week, anybody can obtain a driver's license in Minnesota regardless of legal status. Now all of the illegals who are here illegally can stop driving their cars illegally. Plus, they'll have an official U.S. photo ID. What's the downside to living in the U.S. illegally, because it's becoming harder and harder to tell. You have all of the privileges of an American citizen except the right to vote, and we know that's next in the pipeline. [...] https://twitchy.com/brettt/2023/10/03/illegal-immigrants-can-now-obtain-drivers-licenses-in-minnesota-n2388090

Agree.

Police Chief Behind Raid on Kansas Newspaper Resigns Days After Being Suspended Just days after he was suspended from duty, the former Kansas police chief who was behind the raid on a local newspaper resigned on Monday. The move comes after a weeks-long national controversy over law enforcement's decision to conduct the raid on the Marion County Record over tenuous allegations of identity theft. [...] https://redstate.com/jeffc/2023/10/03/police-chief-behind-raid-on-kansas-newspaper-resigns-days-after-being-suspended-n2164631

City in Crisis: Chicago Forced to House Illegals at O'Hare Airport The border crisis continues to take its toll on many major American cities. In Chicago, the situation has become so desperate that the local government has been forced to resort to housing asylum seekers and illegal immigrants at the airport. [...] https://redstate.com/jeffc/2023/10/03/from-airplanes-to-cardboard-beds-the-unbelievable-reality-for-chicagos-newest-arrivals-n2164639

Pretty good analysis, huh? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HUGE: Kevin McCarthy Will Not Run Again, Chaos Engulfs Republican Caucus [...] according to breaking reports, we now know that McCarthy will not be running again. That's a pretty shocking development. [...] https://redstate.com/bonchie/2023/10/03/huge-kevin-mccarthy-will-not-run-again-total-chaos-assured-n2164650

Let's see whether it takes another 38,417 ballots to pick a successor.

What do you think the punishment should have been? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A College Football Player Pays the Price After Letting His Frustrations Get Out of Hand [...] some players can get carried away and let their emotions and frustrations get the better of them, which is what happened Friday night during a game in El Paso, Texas. [...] https://pjmedia.com/columns/chris-queen/2023/10/02/a-college-football-player-pays-the-price-after-letting-his-frustrations-get-out-of-hand-n1731528

Here's the Next Damn Way the Left Will Go After Your Car Your car is killing the planet, you, and other living things in a brand new way that will surely give environmentalists yet another justification to try and eliminate personal car ownership. This time, it's your tires. [...] https://pjmedia.com/vodkapundit/2023/10/02/heres-the-next-damn-way-the-left-will-go-after-your-car-n1731561

Mystifyingly, they continue to be clueless. Why? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Please Stop Telling Us Everything Is Fine With the Economy [...] Krugman pointed to surveys and even some people's behavior, noting robust discretionary spending on travel with hotels and restaurants, and was perplexed as to why people, as if all people were traveling, thought there was a problem. "We don't really understand why this is happening … (but) there is a real profound disconnect going on," Krugman said. [...] https://hotair.com/salena-zito/2023/10/03/please-stop-telling-us-everything-is-fine-with-the-economy-n581957

Well, let's see: possibly ethnic assailants taking a Japanese foodstuff from a Hispanic-American... just thinking about it gives me a haddock...

Article that I read said that he's most peeved that they stole his sushi.

Gavin Newsom Throws Dart At Board Covered In Black Lesbians To Select Next Senator [...] Newsom was seen staring at a large board in his office put together by staffers displaying dozens of photos of black lesbian women before turning around and launching a dart over his shoulder. Without looking back he told his staff he was happy with his pick. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/yeah-sure-whatever-that-ones-fine-gavin-newsom-says-after-throwing-dart-at-board-full-of-photos-of-black-lesbians

Democrats Propose $12 Billion Study To Determine What This Strange Red Handle Thingy Does [...] "We must find out what these mystery devices are and what they are used for," said New York Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. "After recently finding out they are not used to open doors, we must prioritize learning who put these things here and what magical powers they may possess." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/congressional-democrats-propose-12-billion-dollar-study-to-determine-what-this-thing-does

Rep. Bowman Pulls Fire Alarm Again While Trying To Flush Urinal WASHINGTON, D.C. — New York Congressman Jamaal Bowman again found himself trying to explain away an awkward situation today, as he apparently once again pulled the Capitol fire alarm whilst attempting to flush a urinal. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/rep-bowman-pulls-fire-alarm-again-while-trying-to-flush-urinal

Something affecting probably all of us. Comments? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Crippling Home Insurance Price Surges Squeeze American Homeowners [...] we are alarmed at how the home insurance industry's corrupt behavior hurts Americans, fuels inflation, lowers affordable housing options, and inspires dishonest practices in the home repair industry. [...] https://tippinsights.com/crippling-home-insurance-price-surges-squeeze-american-homeowners/

Very similar to, "Throw a Communist out the window and he comes back in through the front door as an environmentalist."

I wonder how many of the above have been deterred from trying the same, consequent to the published story.

Gotta subcontract even the subterfuge.

Therefore just as qualified as Karine Grey-Poupon, the best Press Spokesperson of all time!

See note added to what ended up being the first post in this merged thread. [Note to T-B.'s self: ]

Thrilling Monday report, see man: We & ex-Mrs.-T-B. took Mini-B. to med test, carpool we and ex-she and wee man man. Arrived early and "Kojaked" with parking, amazing man. Clinic took us early, seemingly only people there we and ex-she and wee man man. Nothing noteworthy re EKG, BP, or PFTs, normal man. Got thorough review from supervising medic, si man. Gonna schedule cardiac MRI in a couple of months, no hurry man. No new restrictions in meantime, no man. In & out in under Many (2+1) hours, amazing man. Lunch was at Olive Garden, mostly lunch specials man. Mini-B. had fried shrimp, ingest wee man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. had soup + salad, ingest ex-she man. We had the usual salad + chicken parmigiana, ingest we man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. paid for half, quite reasonable man. Mini-B. had massive test-prep, end of Term 1 in skool man. Catch-up in progress, nearly his bedtime man. Why can't we return to real books and assignments on paper, computers hose things man? Ex-Mrs.-T-B. had to bring over a skoolwurk paper left at her casa, man. Din-din was Hungry Man boneless-chicken din-dins, ingest Two Guys man. Miu as demanding as usual but calmer now that Big Bruddah is here, calmer miu man. Mini-B. still working on one class, one left after that man. We have accomplished zero all day, man. We must chauffeur Mama T-B. to a med appointment on Tuesday morn, serve senior she man we man. Thursday, we must take Uncle T-B. for seasonal vaccinations, serve senior he man we man. We must get our flu shot* too, si man. *hopefully avoiding murder charge for shooting the flu, need good lawyer man Hopefully party with the rubias tonight, hopefully cavort we man.

Part of investigating asymptomatic anomalous RCA, see and gracias man.

Buffalo Guy Kicking Himself For Not Just Pulling Fire Alarm To Evacuate Congress [...] "Seriously? I could have just pulled the fire alarm instead of going to all the trouble to dress like a buffalo and charge into the Capitol?" said an aghast Buffalo Guy. "Gosh, do I feel silly." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/buffalo-guy-kicking-himself-for-not-just-pulling-fire-alarm-to-evacuate-congress

More Proof Joe Biden Was Involved In Hunter's Corrupt Business Dealings [...] According to a report from the Washington Journal, Biden's younger brother, Frank Biden, would often interrupt business meetings to take calls from the "big guy" while the president was serving in the Obama Administration. [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/saraharnold/2023/10/01/more-proof-joe-biden-was-involved-in-hunters-corrupt-business-dealings-n2629182

What? 41% of the French population favor limiting people to FOUR flights for their entire life https://twitchy.com/amy-curtis/2023/10/01/what-41-of-the-french-population-favor-limiting-people-to-four-flights-for-their-entire-life-n2387956