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TBoneTX replied to love_light's topic in General Immigration-Related Discussion
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VAWA, Part 26
TBoneTX replied to TBoneTX's topic in Effects of Major Family Changes on Immigration Benefits
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DS-160 Website Glitching For Anyone Else?
TBoneTX replied to Kryssie1067's topic in K-1 Fiance(e) Visa Process & Procedures
This is correct. The confusion arises because the K-1 is a "hybrid" visa -- a nonimmigrant visa with immigrant intent. It's processed at the Immigrant Visa Units of the consulates. -
VAWA, Part 26
TBoneTX replied to TBoneTX's topic in Effects of Major Family Changes on Immigration Benefits
It is Wednesday -- time for our laugh-inducing, tension-relieving, approval-evoking* Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: *if correlation = causation ============================================================= THE MENTAL-HEALTH HOTLINE "Hello, and welcome to the mental-health hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7, and your call will be transferred to the mother ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully, and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press; no one will answer. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the dash key until a representative comes on the line. If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, Social Security Number, and your mother's maiden name. If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000. If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9... -
I hate civil forfeiture with the heat of a thousand suns. Fingers crossed in this case. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Supreme Court Shouldn't Let Governments Get Away With Impounding Innocent People's Property Next term, the Supreme Court will hear Culley v. Attorney General of Alabama to examine whether Americans have the right to a prompt hearing when the government seizes their property through civil forfeiture — a practice that allows law enforcement to seize private property on the mere suspicion that it was involved in criminal activity. [...] https://thefederalist.com/2023/09/28/the-supreme-court-shouldnt-let-governments-get-away-with-impounding-innocent-peoples-property/
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Thrilling Tuesday report, see man: Dropped Mini-B. at skool, later than preferred man. Considered time and decided to go straight to Mama T-B.'s, undercaffeinated we man. Took Mama T-B. to doctor in major monsoon, chauffeur senior she man we man. Doctor usually prompt, but had car trouble and arrived late and soaking wet, WetMD man. Didn't return to casa till after Many -- si man, Many -- a.m., nearly noon man. Showered and adequately caffeinated ourself, hours late man. Scheduled flu shot for self, violent we man. Picked firearm with which to shoot the flu, militaristic we man. Shot the flu at Walgreens, arrest/convict we man. No lunch, timing wrong man. Highly necessary siesta taken, zzz we man. Upon our awakening, monsoon had stopped, finally man. De-skooled Mini-B., retrieve wee man we man. Band field trip canceled because of monsoon threat, great news man. Din-din was nuked sliced carrots* and air-fried breaded chicken strips, ingest Two Guys man. *nearly rejected by Mini-B., least favorite non-real-food item man For last Many (2+2) hours -- si man, Many (2+2) hours -- Mini-B. has been doing his Many-page ([2+1]-page) non-P-math test review, zero sense of time man. It's past time for bed prep again, and he ain't finished, man! Party with the rubias if Mini-B. ever finishes, perhaps cavort we man.
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Well, it's just south of North Little Rock, see and si and D ma'am!
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*** Country-specific thread is moved to the Canada forum. *** These shouldn't be a problem, but let's hear what others think.
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After California Passes New Fast Food Minimum Wage, Jack-In-The-Box Announces 2 Tacos For $20 [...] "We're excited to pass these new minimum wages on to our customers," said Jack-In-The-Box public relations spokesperson Curt Hennig. "We're proud of the fact that we've always been known for our affordable meal deals, and this new offering is no different. Two of our famous, delicious tacos for the low price of only $20. That's just $10 per taco, folks!" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/with-californias-new-fast-food-minimum-wage-signed-jack-in-the-box-announces-2-tacos-for-20
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Newsom Says New Senator Was Most Qualified Candidate In The .00001 Percent Of Population He Chose From SACRAMENTO, CA — After being caught off guard by criticism of his selection of Laphonza Butler to replace the late Dianne Feinstein in Congress, California Governor Gavin Newsom defended his choice by saying Butler was the most qualified candidate among the .00001% of the population he was choosing from. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/newsom-says-new-senator-was-most-qualified-candidate-in-the-00001-percent-of-population-he-chose-from
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'This!' Shouts Matt Gaetz, Handing Stock Photo Of Douchebag To His Stylist WASHINGTON, D.C. — To prepare for his big week of bickering with Kevin McCarthy and appearing on right-wing media, Florida Representative Matt Gaetz visited his stylist and demanded he make him look like a stock photo of a complete douchebag. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/this-shouts-matt-gaetz-handing-stock-photo-of-douchebag-to-his-stylist
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Congress Warns That Gaetz And McCarthy Are Distracting From Important Work Of Voting Themselves Raises [...] "You guys need to cool it! All this fighting is hurting our bank accounts — er, um, I mean, our country," said esteemed representative Nancy Pelosi. "I've had to supplement my income with millions in back-door deals with lobbyists and insider trading. No one should have to live like this!" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/congress-warns-that-gaetz-and-mccarthy-are-distracting-from-important-work-of-voting-themselves-raises
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After all this time, I think that this is the only explanation that comes close. Easy to read. Comments? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Real Motive for Jan. 6 Everyone who watches crime dramas such as CSI, NCIS, Castle, or Bones, knows that every episode focuses on the issue of Motive. The reason is obvious. Correctly assessing Motive an important consideration in figuring out who has committed what crime. Why then has the issue of Motive on January 6 been swept off the stage of public discourse? [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2023/10/the_real_motive_for_jan_6.html
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'Nigerian princes' came to Sweden seeking asylum, found their mark, got rich [...] An article published just yesterday at The European Conservative relayed that in Sweden, a country completely drowning under rapidly increasing (often violent) crime, found that the criminals in the country are now exploiting the ineptitude, bureaucracy, and big spending of a progressive government: [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2023/10/nigerian_princes_came_to_sweden_seeking_asylum_found_their_mark_got_rich.html
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` 'We can't have anything': Men take over women's tech conference claiming to be nonbinary and it's AWESOME [...] a bunch of men, assumed to be gender typical by bigots, most likely, decided to exercise their rights and attend a 'women in tech' conference claiming to be nonbinary. [...] https://twitchy.com/chad-felix-greene/2023/10/03/we-cant-have-anything-men-take-over-womens-tech-conference-claiming-to-be-nonbinary-and-its-awesome-n2388083