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Floridians wait to see which version of Ron DeSantis returns from the presidential campaign trail TALLAHASSEE, Fla. – When Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis first took office in 2019, he surprised many with actions indicating he'd be a much more moderate leader than anticipated: He corrected a decades-old racial injustice, took the side of medical marijuana supporters over GOP leaders and hired a liberal Democrat for a key state position. But then he set his eyes on the White House and veered far to the right as he rolled to a 2022 reelection blowout and entered the presidential race. His message was loud and relentless and focused on how he had beaten down the "woke mob" with policies that upset Black and LGBTQ+ Floridians. Not even Republicans dared stand up to his iron-fisted governing style for fear of being punished. Now that he's dropped out of the presidential race and is returning to govern Florida for another two-plus years, which DeSantis will Floridians see? It's a question Tallahassee insiders are speculating about, but [...] https://www.click2houston.com/news/politics/2024/01/22/floridians-wait-to-see-which-version-of-ron-desantis-returns-from-the-presidential-campaign-trail/

This sounds like one of the worst horror stories ever. Fortunately, the groom escaped just in time. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Couple's Wedding Is Canceled After Bride Is Caught Having an Affair with Groom's Uncle A bridesmaid is sharing the chaos that caused her friend's whole wedding to get canceled the day of. On Reddit's Wedding Shaming Subreddit, the woman explains how leading up to her friend Dana's, wedding, which was supposed to be on Jan. 14, her friend, 29, had crazy demands for the members of her wedding party. For example, she asked all her bridesmaids to spend $2,000 on their dresses and also cancel their family vacations to go on her bachelorette trip. Additionally, she told her fiancé, Josh, that he wasn't allowed to invite any of his single female friends. "Now the meat of the story comes on the wedding day," the bridesmaid writes. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/couple-wedding-canceled-bride-caught-202849290.html

Her N.H. results may be artificially high because of crossover votes, which apparently are permitted. It will be humiliating when Trump barbecues her in her own home state.

Thrilling Monday report, see man: Got Mini-B. to skool in the continuing monsoon, groggy man. Mega-caffeination didn't help, so we went back to bed, zzz we man. Miu is delighted that both Daddy and Big Bruddah are present, attention-gluttonous miu man. Lunch was onecan of Progresso chicken noodle soup*, ingest we man. *bought on markdown from a supermarket's dent/clearance bin, financially savvy we man Din-din was weenies + beans**, ingest Two Guys man. **Mini-B.'s request, would rather have saved it for later in the week as a treat we man Mini-B. had Many -- si man, Many -- late skool assignments, man. He brightly announced, "But I'm passing 2 classes, si man!" man. After din-din, we put him to work, si man. First was a science project, probably hyskool-level man. We helped him with some research, search wee and research we man man. We pointed out instructions that he didn't read, man. "Read carefully, interpret literally, and answer completely, si man," quote pushbrk we to wee man man. Mini-B. finally mostly finished that one, e-mailed the teechur with stuckpoints wee man man. Did (non-P-)Math assignment, rather easy man. Did 2 more science assignments, coach wee man regarding efficiency we man. Will attend History tutorial early Tuesday to do that late one, need skoolbook wee man. Barring further late assignments to be discovered, this should catch him up, man. We, conversely, need blood-pressure HSM, must ingest we man. As a boon, Mini-B. managed to accomplish his pre-bed stuff exactly by revised deadline, small victory man. It is not supposed to rain as much on Tuesday***, so we shall run some errands, hope we man. ***but look out for Wednesday, mega-monsoon forecast man Mornin', absent Polish Commie-**** and other babes with lavishly allocatable upvote inventories! ****Bad absent Asia! Bad, BAD absent ABSENT Asia!

Oh, we're fine, whee man. Better worry more about the rubias, hee hee man.

What a relief for you! You got off cheaply, too. Your sense of freedom must be overwhelming. All the best to you.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Trans Pro Golfer Outed As Man After He Flawlessly Parallel-Parks Golf Cart ORLANDO, FL — After managing to hide his true gender while winning a women's golf tournament, local man Hailey Davidson was outed as a man after flawlessly parallel parking his golf cart as he was leaving the course. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/trans-pro-golfer-outed-as-man-after-he-flawlessly-parallel-parks-golf-cart

DeSantis Says He Will Try Running Again When He's A Senile 75-Year-Old TALLAHASSEE, FL — Governor Ron DeSantis has officially suspended his Presidential campaign, deciding to wait until he is 75 years old and senile before attempting to become leader of the free world. "My time has not yet come," said DeSantis as he ably walked up a flight of stairs carrying a dozen pizzas. "I still have complete control of my mental and physical faculties." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/desantis-drops-out-of-race-after-evidence-surfaces-of-him-not-being-over-75

Child Who Dreamt Of Being NFL Referee Gets Devastating News That He Was Born With 20/20 Vision PIERRE, SD — According to reports, young Martin Durfling had his dream of being an NFL referee completely crushed after learning he was born with a genetic condition that would prevent him from ever reaching the big leagues. After multiple visits, doctors confirmed that Durfling was born with 20/20 vision. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/child-who-dreams-of-being-nfl-referee-gets-devastating-news-that-he-was-born-with-2020-vision

Thrilling Sunday report, see man: Did ____, ____, and ____ with the rubias, and twice on Sundays man. Slept poorly, temperature of room too hot with half a Manyzen hot rubias man. Awoke at o'dark-Many, ungodly hour man. Packed and out-checked, bye hotel man. Got proper directions to other airport from helpful toll-booth agent, helpful he man. Rental-car surrender as slick as pickup had not been, schizoid man. Made airport in ample time, if we're making a habit of this we must be sick man. Timely flight, si man. Inflight lunch was twobags of cinnamon-flavored graham crackers and a can of Coke, ingest we man. Flight landed early, boon man. Suitcase promptly off carousel, boon man. Parking shuttle almost right there, boon man. T-B.-mobile started readily after sitting for Many days in non-Texas-like weather, boon man. Hit casa at 1 p.m., return we man. Miu half-angry at us for absence and half-confused that it was us, discombobulated miu man. We had to drop everything to thoroughly brush miu, typical situation man. We then had to treat/lunch miu, typical situation man. Unpacked, everything almost put away man. Went back out grocerying for Two Guys week, must prepare we man for wee man man. Finally got our shower, rid self of airport funk we man. Din-din was onecan of beef stew, ingest we man. A deep hourlong siesta was taken, zzz we man. Sunday chores compressed into a few hours, not our preference man. Exhausted still, need zzz we man. Supposed to monsoon on Monday, long skool lines man. Welcome casa-ward, si we man.

Rats and mice swarm trenches in Ukraine in grisly echo of World War I The frontlines of Russia's war in Ukraine have become infested with rats and mice, reportedly spreading disease that causes soldiers to vomit and bleed from their eyes, crippling combat capability and recreating the gruesome conditions that plagued troops in the trench warfare of World War I. A Ukrainian servicewoman, who goes by the call-sign "Kira," recalled how her battalion was beset last fall by a "mouse epidemic" while fighting in as the southern Zaporizhzhia region. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/news/rats-mice-swarm-trenches-ukraine-090407722.html

Expats are also being drugged and consequently robbed. Just read an article about it elsewhere (too tired to re-research). It's good to be careful.

It's still Sunday somewhere, so here's our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: ============================================== THE DEAD DOG AND THE PRIEST A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside except for a pet dog that he had for many years. When his dog died, Muldoon sadly went to the parish priest, saying, "Father Patrick, my dog is dead. Could you possibly say Mass for the poor creature?" Father Patrick told the farmer, "No; we can't have services for an animal in church. But I'll tell you something. There's a new denomination down the road, and -- no telling what they believe in -- maybe they'll do something for your pet." Muldoon said, "I'll go right now. By the way, do you think that $50,000 is enough of a donation for the service?" "Wait, wait!" said the Priest hurriedly, "you didn't tell me the dog was Catholic!"

Thrilling Saturday report , see man: Breakfast was 2 cotto salami sandwiches on seeded jumbo hamburger buns, ingest we man. Lunch was the same, ingest we and neatly use up all the purchased food we man. Din-din was salmon, roasted chicken, green beans, and mashed potatoes at a hotel buffet, ingest 2 heaping plates we man. Weather should hold for getaway on Sunday morn, think we man. We hope that rental-T-B.-mobile return is not a debacle, better not be or we shall really be enraged man. Miu seems to be in good temporary hands, handled miu man. Mornin', absent Polish Commie- and all other babes with allocatable upvote inventories!

It might have been playing pinochle*, si man. Such a dirty mind, appalling man! *although it was indeed more prurient, keep imagining man

Friday non-ES report , see man: Lunch was Many (2+2+1) gut-bombs* at BK**, ingest we man. *barely bigger than sliders and double the price that we remember, rant we man **without use of coupon, financially unsavvy we man Gassed rental T-B.-mobile in prep for airport turn-in on Sunday, anticipatory we man. Rested in room for not quite an hour, no time for real siesta man. Confirmed that ex-Mrs.-T-B. had forgotten to take Mini-B. to feed miu after skool, rant we man. Din-din was 2 heaping plates of fajita chicken and beef at function buffet, ingest we man. Used drink ticket on onecan of Pepsi, intemperate we man. Had fun with amigos and did ____, ____, and #### with the rubias, be imaginative man. Zzz-ing now for big day Saturday, zzz we man.

At least she's eye-candy.

She's scheduling someone for a suicide, so just a normal business day.

Friday out-of-town ES report , see man: We itineraried Many (2+1) ESs and signaged a Many'th, si man. The first 2 ESs yielded the take, see man: -- silent-sweep wall clock, 2 nearly full boxes Kleenex, partial pack foam plates, bumper sticker "Break for moose -- it could save your life, si man" = $Many ($2+2+1), steal man -- silent-sweep wall clock, travel toothbrush holder= $Many ($2+1), steal man Total = $Many ($2*2*2) All will fit in our suitcase, whee man! We are typing this on our #### phone, sucks royally man. :ranting:

Thrilling Thursday report on Friday, see belatedly man: Spent all day in hotel with amigos and the rubias, si man. Lunch was cotto salami on hamburger buns, ingest we man. Din-din was a monster packaged sub sandwich, ingest we man. Did ______, _____, and _____ with the rubias, use your imagination Bro G man.

Prompting violation of the TOS, si man! Reported!!! Actually, upvote our posts until your inventory is exhausted and we'll consider it, flexible we man.

Don't they realize, or care, how many regular, normal people they're alienating?

These near-Commie cities are trying to lock the barn door after the horses have been stolen... or after the illegals have entered.

Uh-oh -- looks like we're late for Wednesday's Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: ========================== FAME Two maggots moved to the big city. One became rich and famous. The other remained the lesser of the two weevils.

Yes, the GC status is at risk or as good as gone. If CBP allows re-entry, immigration court may be next. It's probably wise for the OP to assume that a re-entry now should be followed by a VERY long return to the U.S., and that leaving again right away or soon will result in severe trouble with U.S. immigration status.