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Friday non-ES report , see man: Lunch was Many (2+2+1) gut-bombs* at BK**, ingest we man. *barely bigger than sliders and double the price that we remember, rant we man **without use of coupon, financially unsavvy we man Gassed rental T-B.-mobile in prep for airport turn-in on Sunday, anticipatory we man. Rested in room for not quite an hour, no time for real siesta man. Confirmed that ex-Mrs.-T-B. had forgotten to take Mini-B. to feed miu after skool, rant we man. Din-din was 2 heaping plates of fajita chicken and beef at function buffet, ingest we man. Used drink ticket on onecan of Pepsi, intemperate we man. Had fun with amigos and did ____, ____, and #### with the rubias, be imaginative man. Zzz-ing now for big day Saturday, zzz we man.

At least she's eye-candy.

She's scheduling someone for a suicide, so just a normal business day.

Friday out-of-town ES report , see man: We itineraried Many (2+1) ESs and signaged a Many'th, si man. The first 2 ESs yielded the take, see man: -- silent-sweep wall clock, 2 nearly full boxes Kleenex, partial pack foam plates, bumper sticker "Break for moose -- it could save your life, si man" = $Many ($2+2+1), steal man -- silent-sweep wall clock, travel toothbrush holder= $Many ($2+1), steal man Total = $Many ($2*2*2) All will fit in our suitcase, whee man! We are typing this on our #### phone, sucks royally man. :ranting:

Thrilling Thursday report on Friday, see belatedly man: Spent all day in hotel with amigos and the rubias, si man. Lunch was cotto salami on hamburger buns, ingest we man. Din-din was a monster packaged sub sandwich, ingest we man. Did ______, _____, and _____ with the rubias, use your imagination Bro G man.

Prompting violation of the TOS, si man! Reported!!! Actually, upvote our posts until your inventory is exhausted and we'll consider it, flexible we man.

Don't they realize, or care, how many regular, normal people they're alienating?

These near-Commie cities are trying to lock the barn door after the horses have been stolen... or after the illegals have entered.

Uh-oh -- looks like we're late for Wednesday's Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: ========================== FAME Two maggots moved to the big city. One became rich and famous. The other remained the lesser of the two weevils.

Yes, the GC status is at risk or as good as gone. If CBP allows re-entry, immigration court may be next. It's probably wise for the OP to assume that a re-entry now should be followed by a VERY long return to the U.S., and that leaving again right away or soon will result in severe trouble with U.S. immigration status.

Thrilling Wednesday report, delayed man: Got to airport early, many green lights man. Flight OK, si man. Rental car a debacle, man. Waited nearly an hour for shuttle from airport to rental, and freeze we man. Waited another hour in long rental line, one employee for 2 Manyzen customers man. Hotel OK, si man. Bought meals for the week from Walmart, outrageous hotel prices and financially savvy we man. Saw amigos, si man. Slept like an illegitimate male child, zzz we man. Mostly functional on Thursday but would still appreciate a siesta, need further zzz we man. However, activities overlap with optimal zzz-time, 2 to Many p.m. man. All the rubias are happy, whee man. Upvotes gladly accepted for all our posts, solicitous we man.

It was an ES, and he didn't like that scent, and you too need to become corrigible, si Bro G man!

P-Math transgression precised, si and see and mam ma'am! Q.v. above, si and q.v. and mam ma'am! You are obviously either incorrigible or toying with us, si mam ma'am! Be corrigible, si mam ma'am! Get your geological terminology right, si and mam ma'am!

The Babylon Bee Endorses Nikki Haley For President And No She Didn't Threaten To Drone Strike Our Offices Haha [...] And have you heard Nikki Haley is a WOMAN? That's right: we haven't seen a candidate so overqualified for the job since Hillary Clinton back in 2016. Impressive! The fact that both Clinton and Haley have the power to make us "disappear" is a pure coincidence. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-endorses-nikki-haley-and-no-she-didnt-threaten-to-drone-strike-our-offices-haha

There's no excuse for official slop like this. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Illinois citizens group files formal complaint with state Board of Elections A couple from Illinois, Jodie and Ken Zitko, have formed a group of concerned citizens who have been analyzing the Illinois state voter database. They have found serious irregularities, detailed in a formal complaint filed with Bernadette Matthews, director of the Illinois State Board of Elections on December 21. Here are some of their findings after almost 2,000 hours of analysis. [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2024/01/illinois_citizens_group_files_formal_complaint_with_state_board_of_elections.html

This one has created a firestorm! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Trump Promises Vivek An Administration Position Running The White House 7-Eleven PALM BEACH, FL — Following former President Donald Trump's landslide victory in the Iowa Primary and immediate concession by GOP candidate Vivek Ramaswamy, Trump offered an olive branch by promising the billionaire entrepreneur a cabinet position running the White House 7-Eleven convenience store. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-promises-vivek-an-administration-position-running-white-house-convenience-store

'We Got a Bunch of Dead Robots Out Here'—Tesla Charging Stations Freeze in Chicago [...] if you live in the Chicago area and drive an electric vehicle, you might have had a tough go of it because Tesla battery chargers reportedly froze and left motorists unable to power up. The deep freeze turned public charging stations into "car graveyards," according to a Chi-town Fox affiliate. [...] https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2024/01/16/tesla-charging-stations-freeze-in-chicago-we-got-a-bunch-of-dead-robots-out-here-n2168810

This says it all, and more. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ President Joe Biden Called a Lid Shortly After 10 A.M.; Here's What He's Been Up To [...] We've been assured by press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre that Biden "is working around the clock," as he always does. The following day, Jill Biden told an interviewer, "People don’t see…how hard Joe works every single day!" It's true, we don't see it, Biden called a lid shorting after 10 a.m. Tuesday, and RNC Research gave us a look at Biden working around the clock: [...] https://twitchy.com/brettt/2024/01/16/president-joe-biden-called-a-lid-shortly-after-10-am-heres-what-hes-been-up-to-n2391824

Love the comments about this. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Palestinian Explains Why Cancer Hospital Was Fair Target for Hamas Sympathizers [...] Nerdeen Kiswani, a Palestinian and organizer of Within Our Lifetime, tried to explain why a cancer center was a legitimate target for pro-Hamas protests. [...] https://twitchy.com/brettt/2024/01/16/palestinian-explains-why-cancer-hospital-was-fair-target-for-hamas-sympathizers-n2391825

Illegals Complain That Winter Is Too Cold Here [...] The New York Post last month found that illegal immigrants being put up at the Roosevelt Hotel didn't care for the free food they were given. The company contracted to feed them said they were throwing out thousands of uneaten meals each day, and the illegals were eating meals they purchased on their own in their rooms. Now migrants are complaining that the winters here are too cold. [...] https://twitchy.com/brettt/2024/01/16/illegals-complain-that-winter-is-too-cold-here-n2391815

Tunnel Network in Gaza Is Even More Extensive Than Predicted Before Israel even entered Gaza there were estimates that there might be 250 to 300 miles of tunnels beneath the strip of land that is only 25 miles long. That seemed pretty extraordinary but it turns out it may have been an underestimate. The NY Times published an update today on Israel's efforts to find and destroy the tunnel network which suggests the actual length of tunnels could be closer to 450 miles. [...] https://hotair.com/john-s-2/2024/01/16/tunnel-network-in-gaza-is-even-more-extensive-than-predicted-n605340

We've had this here. Fortunately, wind has calmed down. Climate change!

Really easy to do there... Over a buck cheaper? Holy mackerel.

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man: Went to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa to gift Mini-B. his presents, visit wee man we man man. Mini-B. appreciated them, si man. He wheedled us into buying him a computer game, fortunately at Many% off man. Mini-B. has our credit card, including expiration & CVV, memorized, egad man. Debated what to do about lunch, debate we man. Went to Olive Garden for their lunch special, ingest we man. Wonderful siesta thereafter, zzz we man. Packed for trip, presumably forgot nothing we man. Miu tried to help by sitting inside suitcase, invasive miu man. Din-din was onecan of wax beans* and 2 "everything" bagels, ingest we man. *bought at a previous ES, financially savvy we man We hope that we will have computer access during our trip, hope we man. Final party with the rubias imminent, send-off man. Mornin', absent Polish Commie-babes** and other babes with unallocated upvote inventories! **Bad absent Asia! Bad, BAD absent ABSENT Asia!

I hope that you survive this global warming.