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VAWA, Part 27
TBoneTX replied to TBoneTX's topic in Effects of Major Family Changes on Immigration Benefits
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Daily update on Biden tanking america
TBoneTX replied to Nature Boy 2.0's topic in Current Events and Hot Social Topics
After Five Minutes With Biden, Xi Gives Order To Invade Taiwan https://babylonbee.com/news/after-five-minutes-with-biden-xi-gives-order-to-invade-taiwan -
HOW LOW CAN BLUE CITIES SINK? [merged threads]
TBoneTX replied to TBoneTX's topic in Current Events and Hot Social Topics
Communist Dictator Welcomes President Xi SAN FRANCISCO, CA — On the freshly scented avenues of San Francisco, a summit was held today between one of the most feared communist dictators in the world and President Xi. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/communist-dictator-meets-with-president-xi -
Realistic, or not? Read the author's reasoning. Discuss, please. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It's Not November 2024 [...] Let's venture that next year’s elections are held (yes, you read that right). The results, either way, will inevitably be disputed -- and not civilly, not if Democrats manage to lose. Between Trump derangement syndrome and an unending hunger for power and money, Democrats simply can't lose to Trump and not go bonkers. [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2023/11/its_not_november_2024.html
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HOW LOW CAN BLUE CITIES SINK? [merged threads]
TBoneTX replied to TBoneTX's topic in Current Events and Hot Social Topics
This opinion piece = bingo. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Chaos Is A Choice [...] With basically a wave of a wand, and a bunch of cops with some support, their leaders cleared out the street vermin infesting the City-by-the-Bay overnight. They would do that for some commie potentate, but not for the people of San Francisco. [...] https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2023/11/16/chaos-is-a-choice-n2631203 -
HOW LOW CAN BLUE CITIES SINK? [merged threads]
TBoneTX replied to TBoneTX's topic in Current Events and Hot Social Topics
China Mocks the 'Miraculous' Cleanup of San Francisco's Homeless [...] China's propaganda-fueled newspaper, the Global Times, mocked San Francisco's "miraculous" cleanup of the city's ongoing homeless problem ahead of the Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation (APEC) summit. [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/saraharnold/2023/11/15/china-mocks-the-miraculous-cleanup-of-san-franciscos-homeless-n2631243 -
Thanks, Bidementia. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ FBI Director Confirms Hamas-Led Threats Against Americans in the U.S. Now at 'Whole Other Level' [...] "Since October 7th, we've seen a rogue's gallery of foreign terrorist organizations call for attacks against Americans and our allies. Hizballah expressed its support and praise for Hamas and threatened to attack U.S. interests in the Middle East. Al-Qaida issued its most specific call to attack the United States in the last five years. Al-Qaida in the Arabian Peninsula called on jihadists to attack Americans and Jewish people everywhere. ISIS urged its followers to target Jewish communities in the United States and Europe." [...] https://redstate.com/terichristoph/2023/11/15/fbi-director-confirms-hamas-led-threats-against-americans-in-the-us-now-at-whole-other-level-n2166386
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Pablo Escobar's Cocaine Hippos Do Exist, and Colombia Is Sterilizing Them On Tuesday, the South American country of Colombia began sterilizing hippos. Why hippos? These are cocaine hippos, imported in the 80s by drug lord Pablo Escobar as personal pets. They are not native to the area and are not only causing problems in the river systems but can actually be dangerous. [...] https://redstate.com/wardclark/2023/11/15/pablo-escobars-cocaine-hippos-do-exist-and-colombia-is-sterilizing-them-n2166383
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You've GOT to see the 3-minute video in this one! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Satire Show in Israel Skewers the BBC Coverage of Hamas War and Mocks Brits' Hypocrisy https://redstate.com/tladuke/2023/11/15/satire-show-in-israel-skewers-the-bbc-coverage-of-hamas-war-and-mocks-britains-world-war-ii-efforts-n2166367
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Daily update on Biden tanking america
TBoneTX replied to Nature Boy 2.0's topic in Current Events and Hot Social Topics
Joe Biden to Sign Deal With China That Locks in China's Strategic Superiority in the Pacific According to a report in the quasi-official South China Morning Post, when Joe Biden and China's President Xi Jinping meet Wednesday at the Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation (APEC) summit in San Francisco cleared of feces and fentanyl addicts (Surprise, Surprise: San Francisco Is Suddenly Cleaned Up for Xi Jinping, and Even the NYT Has Questions) — but not of stick-up men (San Fran Cleaned Up for Xi, but Not Enough - as News Crew Discovers When Armed Men Pull Up) — the two leaders will ink a deal that will cut the US off at the knees and lock in China's military dominance in the Western Pacific. [...] https://redstate.com/streiff/2023/11/15/joe-biden-to-sign-deal-with-china-that-locks-in-chinas-strategic-superiority-in-the-pacific-n2166376 -
Reasonable steps, or not? Discuss, please. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Texas House Votes to Allow Police to Arrest Illegal Border Crossers The Texas Legislature is in a special session and at the top of the agenda is border security and illegal immigration. On Tuesday, it passed immigration bills that included making it a state crime to cross the border illegally into Texas. [...] https://hotair.com/karen-townsend/2023/11/15/texas-house-votes-to-allow-police-to-arrest-illegal-border-crossers-n592614
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How much did you pay your lawyer?
TBoneTX replied to Visitor User's topic in General Immigration-Related Discussion
A man poked his head into an attorney's office and asked, "What do you charge for a consultation?" "$900 for three questions," said the attorney, without looking up. "Isn't $900 rather steep?" asked the man. "I don't think so," said the attorney, again without looking up. "And what is your third question?" -
Thrilling Wednesday report, see man: Had to lurch from bed an hour early to get Mini-B. to band practice, man. Made some calls on behalf of Mama T-B., intense man. Went to Mama T-B.'s to do several casa-hold tasks, aysheep senior she man. Mama T-B. wouldn't let either of us eat until all tasks were done, man. We were feeling poorly already, incipient cold man. Right when lunch was allowed, phone rang from earlier call, return man. Dealt with that for half an hour, egad man. Finally got to eat at 1 p.m., first of day man. Lunch was half of Mama T-B.'s Walmart sub*, ingest we man. *too salty for Mama T-B.'s swollen legs, conclude senior she man. Was exhausted to begin with, out-wiped we man. Returned to casa with a cold, oh great man. Serviced miu, took HSM**, and lay down for siesta, hopeful we man. **see abbreviation list on p. 1, q.v. man Sure enough, phone rang in middle of it, ignore we man. Neighbor's lawn service kicked in right after that, deafening man. Don't people realize that Some Of Us need siestas, huh man? Consequent to phone message, had to do something crucial on behalf of Mama T-B., do it we man. No downtime before retrieving Mini-B. from skool, no man. Din-din was nuked elbow macaroni + Italian meatballs, ingest Two Guys man. After din-din, had to go to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s so Mini-B. could try on band-concert outfit, man. We concluded long ago that Band takes up far too much time/effort/$, conclude we man. Now back at casa, we are contemplating which and how much bedtime HSM to take, contemplative we man. Thursday will be equally hectic, no respite man. We need zzz, si to zzz we man.
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Sofa visa/ command sponsor for Japan
TBoneTX replied to Daenarys's topic in Military Immigration-Related Discussion
The OP hasn't logged on to VJ since July 2022, so a reply is unlikely. Maybe someone else here can help. -
Document Retention
TBoneTX replied to Stinkerpotsam's topic in General Immigration-Related Discussion
In the past, a lot of people kept the papers for 2 years after Nat and had a ceremonial bonfire. Never mind USCIS -- I have a whole separate box full of garbage just from dealing with the [censored] Guayaquil consulate. It would enrage me all over again to go through it. -
VAWA, Part 27
TBoneTX replied to TBoneTX's topic in Effects of Major Family Changes on Immigration Benefits
And you thought that we'd forgotten our Wednesday Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: ============================================================= THE BLONDE GAMBLER A blonde approached a soda machine outside a local store. After she inserted 75 cents and pushed a button, a root beer popped out of the machine. She set it on the ground, put 75 more cents into the machine, and pushed another button. A Coke came out of the machine. She continued to do this until a man waiting to use the machine became impatient. "Excuse me!" he said. "Can I get my soda, and then you go back to whatever stupid thing you're doing?" The blonde turned around and said, "Yeah, right! I'm not giving up this machine while I'm still winning!" -
Newsom Says Homeless Camp Pallet Fire Was Caused By Climate Change LOS ANGELES, CA — In the wake of the devastating fire that resulted in the closing of the 10 freeway, California Governor Gavin Newsom revealed investigators found evidence that the blaze was caused by climate change. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/newsom-says-homeless-camp-pallet-fire-was-caused-by-climate-change
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Hamas Says All The AK-47s Found In Gaza Hospital Were Strictly For Medicinal Use [...] "These were clearly medical machine guns," said Ali Mohammed Al Mohammed. "By confiscating these weapons, they are depriving sick children of the life-saving medical care that these rifles, rockets, and bombs provide. Only people who are truly heartless would take these weapons away from children who are ill. Death to Israel, thank you." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/hamas-says-all-the-ak-47s-found-in-gaza-hospital-were-strictly-for-medicinal-use
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Newsom Hatches Plan To Burn All The Freeways Down So No More People Can Leave California LOS ANGELES, CA — As emergency crews continued to investigate the cause of the fire that damaged the 10 freeway in downtown L.A., a new report indicates the blaze occurred as the result of a plan created by Governor Gavin Newsom to burn all of the state's major freeways so no more California residents can move out of the state. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/newsom-hatches-plan-to-burn-all-the-freeways-down-so-no-more-people-can-leave-california