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Newsom Says New Senator Was Most Qualified Candidate In The .00001 Percent Of Population He Chose From SACRAMENTO, CA — After being caught off guard by criticism of his selection of Laphonza Butler to replace the late Dianne Feinstein in Congress, California Governor Gavin Newsom defended his choice by saying Butler was the most qualified candidate among the .00001% of the population he was choosing from. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/newsom-says-new-senator-was-most-qualified-candidate-in-the-00001-percent-of-population-he-chose-from

'This!' Shouts Matt Gaetz, Handing Stock Photo Of Douchebag To His Stylist WASHINGTON, D.C. — To prepare for his big week of bickering with Kevin McCarthy and appearing on right-wing media, Florida Representative Matt Gaetz visited his stylist and demanded he make him look like a stock photo of a complete douchebag. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/this-shouts-matt-gaetz-handing-stock-photo-of-douchebag-to-his-stylist

Congress Warns That Gaetz And McCarthy Are Distracting From Important Work Of Voting Themselves Raises [...] "You guys need to cool it! All this fighting is hurting our bank accounts — er, um, I mean, our country," said esteemed representative Nancy Pelosi. "I've had to supplement my income with millions in back-door deals with lobbyists and insider trading. No one should have to live like this!" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/congress-warns-that-gaetz-and-mccarthy-are-distracting-from-important-work-of-voting-themselves-raises

1. Fine with them (= we're the suspects). 2. Of those who have insurance. Illegals will probably get a pass.

After all this time, I think that this is the only explanation that comes close. Easy to read. Comments? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Real Motive for Jan. 6 Everyone who watches crime dramas such as CSI, NCIS, Castle, or Bones, knows that every episode focuses on the issue of Motive. The reason is obvious. Correctly assessing Motive an important consideration in figuring out who has committed what crime. Why then has the issue of Motive on January 6 been swept off the stage of public discourse? [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2023/10/the_real_motive_for_jan_6.html

'Nigerian princes' came to Sweden seeking asylum, found their mark, got rich [...] An article published just yesterday at The European Conservative relayed that in Sweden, a country completely drowning under rapidly increasing (often violent) crime, found that the criminals in the country are now exploiting the ineptitude, bureaucracy, and big spending of a progressive government: [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2023/10/nigerian_princes_came_to_sweden_seeking_asylum_found_their_mark_got_rich.html

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` 'We can't have anything': Men take over women's tech conference claiming to be nonbinary and it's AWESOME [...] a bunch of men, assumed to be gender typical by bigots, most likely, decided to exercise their rights and attend a 'women in tech' conference claiming to be nonbinary. [...] https://twitchy.com/chad-felix-greene/2023/10/03/we-cant-have-anything-men-take-over-womens-tech-conference-claiming-to-be-nonbinary-and-its-awesome-n2388083

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Illegal immigrants can now obtain driver's licenses in Minnesota, making the roads safer Rep. Ilhan Omar has some great news to share. Starting this week, anybody can obtain a driver's license in Minnesota regardless of legal status. Now all of the illegals who are here illegally can stop driving their cars illegally. Plus, they'll have an official U.S. photo ID. What's the downside to living in the U.S. illegally, because it's becoming harder and harder to tell. You have all of the privileges of an American citizen except the right to vote, and we know that's next in the pipeline. [...] https://twitchy.com/brettt/2023/10/03/illegal-immigrants-can-now-obtain-drivers-licenses-in-minnesota-n2388090

Agree.

Police Chief Behind Raid on Kansas Newspaper Resigns Days After Being Suspended Just days after he was suspended from duty, the former Kansas police chief who was behind the raid on a local newspaper resigned on Monday. The move comes after a weeks-long national controversy over law enforcement's decision to conduct the raid on the Marion County Record over tenuous allegations of identity theft. [...] https://redstate.com/jeffc/2023/10/03/police-chief-behind-raid-on-kansas-newspaper-resigns-days-after-being-suspended-n2164631

City in Crisis: Chicago Forced to House Illegals at O'Hare Airport The border crisis continues to take its toll on many major American cities. In Chicago, the situation has become so desperate that the local government has been forced to resort to housing asylum seekers and illegal immigrants at the airport. [...] https://redstate.com/jeffc/2023/10/03/from-airplanes-to-cardboard-beds-the-unbelievable-reality-for-chicagos-newest-arrivals-n2164639

Pretty good analysis, huh? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HUGE: Kevin McCarthy Will Not Run Again, Chaos Engulfs Republican Caucus [...] according to breaking reports, we now know that McCarthy will not be running again. That's a pretty shocking development. [...] https://redstate.com/bonchie/2023/10/03/huge-kevin-mccarthy-will-not-run-again-total-chaos-assured-n2164650

Let's see whether it takes another 38,417 ballots to pick a successor.

What do you think the punishment should have been? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A College Football Player Pays the Price After Letting His Frustrations Get Out of Hand [...] some players can get carried away and let their emotions and frustrations get the better of them, which is what happened Friday night during a game in El Paso, Texas. [...] https://pjmedia.com/columns/chris-queen/2023/10/02/a-college-football-player-pays-the-price-after-letting-his-frustrations-get-out-of-hand-n1731528

Here's the Next Damn Way the Left Will Go After Your Car Your car is killing the planet, you, and other living things in a brand new way that will surely give environmentalists yet another justification to try and eliminate personal car ownership. This time, it's your tires. [...] https://pjmedia.com/vodkapundit/2023/10/02/heres-the-next-damn-way-the-left-will-go-after-your-car-n1731561

Mystifyingly, they continue to be clueless. Why? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Please Stop Telling Us Everything Is Fine With the Economy [...] Krugman pointed to surveys and even some people's behavior, noting robust discretionary spending on travel with hotels and restaurants, and was perplexed as to why people, as if all people were traveling, thought there was a problem. "We don't really understand why this is happening … (but) there is a real profound disconnect going on," Krugman said. [...] https://hotair.com/salena-zito/2023/10/03/please-stop-telling-us-everything-is-fine-with-the-economy-n581957

Well, let's see: possibly ethnic assailants taking a Japanese foodstuff from a Hispanic-American... just thinking about it gives me a haddock...

Article that I read said that he's most peeved that they stole his sushi.

Gavin Newsom Throws Dart At Board Covered In Black Lesbians To Select Next Senator [...] Newsom was seen staring at a large board in his office put together by staffers displaying dozens of photos of black lesbian women before turning around and launching a dart over his shoulder. Without looking back he told his staff he was happy with his pick. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/yeah-sure-whatever-that-ones-fine-gavin-newsom-says-after-throwing-dart-at-board-full-of-photos-of-black-lesbians

Democrats Propose $12 Billion Study To Determine What This Strange Red Handle Thingy Does [...] "We must find out what these mystery devices are and what they are used for," said New York Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. "After recently finding out they are not used to open doors, we must prioritize learning who put these things here and what magical powers they may possess." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/congressional-democrats-propose-12-billion-dollar-study-to-determine-what-this-thing-does

Rep. Bowman Pulls Fire Alarm Again While Trying To Flush Urinal WASHINGTON, D.C. — New York Congressman Jamaal Bowman again found himself trying to explain away an awkward situation today, as he apparently once again pulled the Capitol fire alarm whilst attempting to flush a urinal. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/rep-bowman-pulls-fire-alarm-again-while-trying-to-flush-urinal

Something affecting probably all of us. Comments? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Crippling Home Insurance Price Surges Squeeze American Homeowners [...] we are alarmed at how the home insurance industry's corrupt behavior hurts Americans, fuels inflation, lowers affordable housing options, and inspires dishonest practices in the home repair industry. [...] https://tippinsights.com/crippling-home-insurance-price-surges-squeeze-american-homeowners/

Very similar to, "Throw a Communist out the window and he comes back in through the front door as an environmentalist."

I wonder how many of the above have been deterred from trying the same, consequent to the published story.

Gotta subcontract even the subterfuge.