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The rubias lack the mental capacity to tell time, si and see and man. They are rubias, si and see and man.

It's not Friday or the weekend, man.

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Thrilling Monday report, see man: Awoke long before alarm, more PTSD nightmares about move man. We & Mini-B. took Uncle T-B. for birthday lunch, steakhouse man. Mini-B. consumed shrimp + French fries, ingest wee man. Uncle T-B. consumed a cheeseburger + French fries, ingest senior he man. We consumed a chopped steak with 'shrooms/onions + mashed potatoes, ingest we man. Uncle T-B. got cards from us, Mini-B., and miu, carded senior he man. Uncle T-B. was very well pleased with the celebration, pleased senior he man. Uncle T-B. still had not dealt with his undried laundry, man. He strongly hinted that he wanted us to do it, man. Because it was his birthday, we agreed, we man. It took Many (2+1) strong bags to carry it out, hernia man. It already stank, too, blecccch man. The laundry was 2 loads, sheets then regular man. We warshered/baked/folded all, Thread Laundress we man. During this time, Mama T-B. called, disconsolate senior she man. Her substitute hospice nooser had called her "anxious" because of her uncontrollably restless legs, man. We texted said nooser and gave him the what-for, we man. Nooser capitulated and won't repeat such behavior, no man. We tried to siesta after this plus other Mama-T-B.-related calls, failure man. We have resigned ourself to getting next-to-no zzz for the foreseeable future, sigh man. Delivered Uncle T-B.'s laundry, grateful senior he man. Got skool supplies for Mini-B.'s only class where the teechur thought to post a supply list, man. Din-din was 2 "Hungry Man" boneless-chicken frozen din-dins, ingest Two Guys man. Movie night was 2 Breaking Bad episodes, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+1) non-Costco popcorns* were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. *the end of the box jetsam'd from Mama T-B.'s casa, financially savvy we man This makes Many (2+2+2) for the week, more than halfway to quota man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. Mini-B. starts hyskool on Tuesday, up-growing wee man man. We must arise quite literally at o'dark-Many -- si man, o'dark-Many -- to chauffeur him, man. Maybe later he will take the bus, still will need to arise to breakfast him man. Should have taught him to breakfast himself long ago, we man. And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

The better her English, the more comfortable she'll feel overall. Follow the above advice.

Agreed fully -- and be sure to let us know.

In addition (actually, before anything), shop for a lawyer who can draft wills, medical & financial powers of attorney, and similar estate documents. These make superlative evidence for ROC, and they're even more crucial to have in "life." Remember that if you move from one U.S. state to another, your will may need to be redone to conform to specific protocols and language.

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What if he rubs two sticks together? Sounds like he's motivated enough...

We could always stick a wildcat up your rectum.

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Comments? Memories? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ AOL Announces It's Discontinuing Dial-Up Internet on September 30 OK, so who knew that AOL still offered dial-up internet? There's a website that collects obsolete sounds, like rotary dial phones and fax machines, and now they can add that horrible squealing followed by static and a "ding-dong" that announced you'd successfully dialed into AOL, where you hoped to hear, "You've got mail!" This editor still has his AOL email address from the '90s and uses it exclusively for what he knows will be triggers for a flood of junk mail. AOL's still there, but you won't be able to connect your phone line to your dial-up modem anymore to log on. [...] https://twitchy.com/brettt/2025/08/09/aol-announces-its-discontinuing-dial-up-internet-on-september-30-n2417031

Thrilling Sunday report, see man: Despite HSM, we again awoke before alarm, man. We again had nightmares about out-cleaning Mama T-B.'s casa, Groundhog Day stuff man. We felt a bit PTSD'd, out-stressed we man. Lunch was onecan of Chunky "split pea & ham" soup*, ingest we man. *bought at half-price from supermarket previously mentioned, financially savvy we man Went to regular Costco to gas the T-B.-mobile, foolhardy on a weekend man. Went to Costco Business Center to buy our one item plus Subway gift cards, financially savvy we man. Returned to casa still PTSD'd, conclude we man. Tried to siesta and were semisuccessful, some zzz we man. Conquered single LL, last one dominated by sweaty T-shirts man. As we waited for Mini-B., miu sat in our lap, less-PTSD'd we man man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. brought Mini-B., ex-she man bring wee man for Two Guys week, finally man. Mini-B. extremely cooperative in unboxing stuff & carrying it upstairs, our hip completely gone again man. Boxes are now curbsided for bulk collection on Monday, propitious timing man. Downstairs looks much better, less-PTSD'd we man now man. Miu took great interest in all proceedings, interested miu man. Din-din for Mini-B. was onecan of S&Ms**, ingest wee man. **rescued from Mama T-B.'s pantry and "expired" for Many (2+2+2) years, no difference noticed man Din-din for us was onecan of Chunky "split pea & ham" soup***, ingest a second time we man. ***bought at half-price from supermarket previously mentioned, financially savvy we man Movie night was an episode of Breaking Bad, first one in over a month man. Many (2+1) bags of non-Costco popcorn**** were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. ****rescued from Mama T-B.'s pantry and gently "expired," no difference noticed man Mini-B. greatly gladdened to have another Two Guys week, admitted by wee man man. We are greatly gladdened similarly, admitted by we man man. We're Two Guys, si man! No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. Uncle T-B. turns Many -- si man, Many -- years old on Monday, Manygenarian senior he man man. We & Mini-B. shall take him to lunch at Longhorn Steakhouse or somewhere, good reward man. Uncle T-B. has promised to wear his hearing-aids, no shouting necessary by anyone man. Mini-B. starts hyskool on Tuesday, cleared backpack wee man man. And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

These are not items jetsam'd from Mama T-B.'s casa, to be clear man. And precisely where is your colonoscopic report, huh man?

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Thread is moved from the ROC forum to the Working & Traveling forum -- topic is travel.

It is Sunday, meaning it's time for our thrilling, hilarious Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: =========================================== THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY I realized why I love margaritas -- it's a way to drink salt. Being abducted by aliens might just be the vacation I need at this point. You know you're old when you have upstairs ibuprofen and downstairs ibuprofen. Everything mixes well with tequila except decisions. I need a speed-bump between my brain and my mouth. Did you know that the word "incorrectly" is spelled "incorrectly" in every dictionary? Eyedrops are technically blinker fluid. They should invent a Sunday that doesn't have a Monday right after it. If your phone doesn't ring, it's me. Mother Nature is just throwing out temperatures like Powerball numbers: 86 42 66 53 40. Of all the types of sausage, German is the wurst. I have only two moods: (1) Worrying about every detail, and (2) It is what it is. The weather is trying to be all sweet and pretty... like it didn't try to kill us a week ago. When I say "the other day," I could be referring to yesterday or 15 years ago. No need to repeat yourself -- I ignored you fine the first time. The phrase "don't take this the wrong way" has a 0% success rate. I thought that growing old would take longer. All of my passwords are protected... by amnesia.

Trump Secures 15% Tariff On Extra 'U' In British Spelling U.S. — President Trump has reportedly finalized a new trade deal with the United Kingdom, securing a 15% tariff on the extra "U" in British words. "I guess you could say this is my favourite trade deal," Trump said, explicitly using the British form of favorite. "And England's shown a lot of honour, a lot of honour. Colour me impressed." According to sources, [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-secures-15-tariff-on-extra-u-in-british-spelling

Texas Gerrymanders Districts Into Giant Whataburger Logo AUSTIN, TX — Texas state representatives finally reached a quorum Tuesday and adopted a congressional redistricting map in the shape of the Whataburger logo. A motion to adopt the new district map passed 91-59, with only three Democrats crossing party lines to side with Republicans. The partisan vote was reportedly made possible thanks to a last-minute sponsorship by Whataburger. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/texas-gerrymanders-districts-into-giant-whataburger-logo

WNBA Warns If You Throw Anything On The Court, You Will Be Forced To Attend 10 More WNBA Games NEW YORK, NY — In an effort to create a strong deterrent to anyone considering perpetrating any further incidents, the WNBA issued a warning that anyone caught throwing things onto the court would be forced to attend 10 more WNBA games. The policy change came on the heels of multiple incidents in which unidentified individuals threw inappropriate items into the court during play. WNBA officials said that any further instances of such behavior would result in the people responsible being sentenced to watch more WNBA, whether they liked it or not. "It's a severe penalty, yes, but hopefully it will make people think twice," said WNBA Commissioner Cathy Engelbert. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/wnba-warns-if-you-throw-anything-on-the-court-you-will-be-forced-to-attend-10-more-wnba-games

Thrilling Saturday report, see man: We awoke even earlier than alarm, man. Deposited Mama T-B.'s recent proceeds at bank, $i man. Long-time tellerette is very close to Mama T-B., si man. She took time from her job to write Mama T-B. a heartfelt card, si man. She had tears in her eyes when she handed it to us, si man. We promised to read it to Mama T-B., see below man. Second ES left us proximal to closing-down supermarket from days ago, q.v. man. With one week before its closing, we decided to go, venture we man. We got numerous items and saved Many% ([2x2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2 +1]%) -- si man, Many% ([2x2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2 +1]%) -- off full retail, financially savvy we man. Having scored at both ESs and at store, we skipped the Many'rd ES and returned to the casa, si man. Breakfast/lunch (at nearly half-past 2 p.m.) was onejar of gefilte fish*, ingest we man. *just bought at above supermarket, financially savvy we man We then siesta'd like an illegitimate male child for over an hour, zzz we man. Mama T-B. needed us, refill pill caddies for senior she man we man man. There is zero quality of life for Mama T-B., tragic man. She lectured us about multiple topics, lecture senior she man we man man. We read her the card from bank tellerette, si man. Groceried for Two Guys week, over a month since last one man. Also restocked our Powerade Zero grape-flavor supply, out of danger zone we man. Forgot to get corn dogs and had to go back, man. Din-din was 2 ham-&-cheese sandwiches, ingest we man. Catered to high-maintenance miu, cater-to-miu we man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. We are completely exhausted, heck of a last couple of months man. On Sunday, we must get milk and gas the T-B.-mobile at Costco, si man. We must also begin tackling the cluttered chaos in the casa, man. Mama T-B. has forewarned Mini-B. that things will be horrible in that way, hope wee man helps we man man. And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

The ultimate in USC-husband anticipatory terror is evident here: http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/382775-mrs-t-b-the-citizenship-test/

Saturday GS/ES report, see man: We attended a mere 2 ESs and no GSs, exhausted we man. These ESs yielded the take, see man: -- bathroom scale, NWT Croscill bath towel, Many (2+2) NIP disposable plates, index dividers, travel electrical outlet = $Many ($2x2x2 +2+2), steal man -- NIP multivitamins, toucans NIP Sure spray deodorant, full pack HP high-gloss laser paper, skool notebook = $Many ($2x2x2 +2), steal man Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2 +2+2+2)

We are outraged at this consummate disrespect that has been shown to our fellow apes!

The slimebucket got what he deserved.