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What's this? Gilbert & Tullivan?

The story should have told us. Big fail. Maybe the article will be edited or updated later. The author could have added "unidentified man in his 40s," for crying out loud.

It seems that we have gone from "Britannia rules the waves" to "the Surrey police can't find either butt-cheek with both hands plus outside help."

"a Surrey Police spokesperson said they were originally alerted to the potential theft by a man in his 40s" --- This was mentioned twice, with no elaboration on who he was or his vested interest in the case. The arrested chick's malicious ex-husband? The kids called their father to report "theft" as a way to get at their mother who confiscated the iPads? Not clarified.

Saturday GS report*, see man: *si man, done already, si man We attended large community GS and Many (2+2) single ones, attend we man. The large GS and 2 others yielded the take, see man: -- full pack Spider-Man party supplies** = $1, steal man -- seemingly new pair Merrell slip-on soft brown loafers = $Many ($2x2x2), steal man -- 2 TI-ManyXA calculators = $1, steal man Total = $Many ($2x2x2 +2) **should've gotten the other Many (2+2) available packs, man

Priceless! ~~~~~~~~~~~ If This Is What It Looks Like, NY AG Letitia James Is In a World of Trouble Letitia James famously campaigned for the office of New York Attorney General on a platform of sticking it to Orange Man Bad. New York being what it is these days, the TDS attack dog won the election and became the Historic™ first black female NY AG, if you care about such things. And now, it looks like she may also have the distinction of becoming the first black female NY AG to earn herself fraud charges. [...] https://pjmedia.com/athena-thorne/2025/04/11/if-this-is-what-it-looks-like-nyag-letitia-james-is-in-a-world-of-trouble-n4938806

Thrilling Friday non-GS/ES, non-Special report, see man: Breakfast was a banana, ingest before decomposition we man. Lunch was onecan of pinto beans*, ingest we man. *bought at today's ES, financially savvy we man Went to run quick errand for Uncle T-B., si man. Left phone in the T-B.-mobile, quick enough figured we man. That's when things blew up, see Special Friday Report above man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. was aysheep, aysheep ex-she man. Ex-she man even called Mama T-B., man. Mama T-B. went even more aysheep, man. We had medicines to deliver to Uncle T-B., decomposable man. We talked to Mini-B., who had to write a statement for the skool's records man. We told him that we would arrive about the time he finished, OK man. We delivered Uncle T-B.'s pills and hastily combined them with remaining old pills into single bottles**, warp-speed we man. **so Uncle T-B. can keep track, disaster in times past man Uncle T-B. was understanding, no delays man. We beat it to the skool, see Special Friday Report above man. Din-din was Costco angusburgers, ingest Two Guys man. This was one of those rare weeks when weekly din-din menu was followed precisely, si and whee man. Later, Mini-B. consumed onecan of Chef B. Mac & Cheese***, ingest wee man. ***bought from a supermarket dent/closeout bin, financially savvy we man We learned from Mini-B. that the assaulter was even bigger than Mini-B., major hulk man. Kid has been sent to Alternative Skool Many (2+1) times already, violent bad apple man. We feel good about pursuing both criminal and civil cases, $i man. The Rojo even offered some opinions, same page we and Rojo man. We might attend large community GS early Saturday, but must arise at o'dark-Many man. Unsure about other GSs/ESs, not itineraried yet man. Should up-pick our & Uncle T-B.'s tax folders from CPA midafternoon, taxing experience man. At Many (2+2) p.m. is neighbor's neighborhood burger/BBQ picnic, ingest till we're sick man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.

As long as it's public land, and as long as it avoids treading on the Posse Comitatus Act, sounds good.

Thread is moved from the "AOS from K Visas" forum to General Immigration Discussion.

This is genuinely remarkable writing with interesting facts and major food for thought. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Free Trade: Reagan and the Austrians vs. the World of Today I was raised to respect the Austrian School of economics. From the hardliners at the Foundation for Economic Education (FEE) and Reason to the more moderate libertarians like Milton Friedman and President Reagan, the conservatives of my generation (I'm 62) knew several things with absolute certainty: [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2025/04/free_trade_reagan_and_the_austrians_vs_the_world_of_today.html

Trump's big move: It wasn't bungling. It wasn't 4D chess. It was being flexible enough to get what he wanted As a week of intense tariff mania ends and a new period of negotiations begins, President Donald Trump has 1) started a trade war with China, imposing a 125% tariff on all imports from that country; 2) imposed a 10% global baseline tariff on the world; 3) imposed tariffs on steel, aluminum, some autos, and auto parts; and 4) paused for 90 days a long list of higher "reciprocal" tariffs on many countries. And here's the kicker: After all that, the world, in the words of many analysts, is "breathing a sigh of relief." Trump has imposed a tariff regime that would have horrified much of the political and financial establishment just a few months ago, and now, they are happy that he did not do more. Both Trump's detractors and his supporters are trying to figure out how he did it. "I'm not sure this was gamed out," said Sen. Thom Tillis (R-NC), who is not a big fan. "Whether or not this was in the playbook or a reaction, I don't know." [...] https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/daily-memo/3376369/trump-tariffs-move-bungling-4d-chess-flexibility/

Gracias, si D ma'am. We are lucky that we had our door closed during our (wonderful) siesta just now, because he's yelling in alternating glee and despair while gaming online with his amigos, split-earing man. And you find QA ma'am a non-annoying boyfriend now, si D ma'am! Negligent Ontarklar! Negligent, NEGLIGENT Ontarklar!

Quitcher teasing regarding fowl rubias, si D ma'am! Good-or-bad annoyed QA ma'am! Good-or-bad, GOOD-OR-BAD annoyed ANNOYED QA ma'am! You give that hippie-chick a haircut right now, si D ma'am!

Special Friday report, see specially man: We were running an errand for Uncle T-B. when messages poured in, uh-oh man. Mini-B. was in the Skool Nooser's clinic after having been assaulted in skool, uh-oh man. A kid in F.E. (Fizzicle Education) had insulted his basketball abilities, insults man. In the locker room, the kid hit Mini-B. in the face and tried to slam his head into a bench, uh-oh man. The fight was witnessed and broken up by many, see man. The F.E. teechur hauled the assaulter to the front office, never mess with an F.E. teechur man. Mini-B. was given an icepack but soon didn't need it, only have ice for you man. He might have a bruise at most, confirmed man. Other kid will suffer consequences of Class "A" Misdemeanor assault, bye man. Assistant Principal assured us that Mini-B. is Many00% an innocent victim, si man. Campus chapa (policeman) spoke with us and recorded an interview with Mini-B., file charges man. We agreed to file the charges, si man. We shall await contact from the District Attorney's office, anytime from 2 weeks to Many months man. We & ex-Mrs.-T-B. are looking forward to a lucrative civil lawsuit, $$$$$$$$i man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. arrived at the casa about a minute after we & Mini-B. did, far-off ex-she man man. She brought flavored cream tea for all of us, nice touch man. In short, all is now well, si man. Mini-B. even tried to mooch funds for a new video game, forget it man. We shall now siesta, zzz we man. And that is our Special Friday report, report we man.

Ditto OldUser's recommendation. Congratulations!

Friday GS/ES report, see man: We attended the ES and all Many (2+2) GSs, attend we man. The Many'th GS and the ES yielded the take, see man: -- boot jack = $1, deal man -- Manycans (toucans + onecan) pinto beans, NIP pack of Many (2x2x2x2 +2+2) party plates = $1, steal man Total = $2

Foto of rubia now, see man. LPoP and unread, no see we man.

Thanks for closing the circle with wonderful news!

Saw that on the news. Awful.

We GS & ES, si D ma'am!

Thrilling Thursday report, see man: Miu lobbied us for miu-breakfast, lobby miu man we man. We served miu her miu-breakfast, compliant subservient we man. Miu promptly barfed up miu-breakfast, barf miu man. Was mostly by her bowl, and some by front door, multibarfing miu man. Miu commented loudly about the barf, Why Don't You Clean This Up Daddy miu man. We up-cleaned the barf, Many paper towels used man. We drop-skooled Mini-B. and continued to lab, blood draw man. Lost nearly an hour because doc's office hosed some paperwork, man. Most results back already, fairly normal man. Mama T-B. called, aysheep senior she man. Wanted us to take her remaining tax form to Post Office now, order senior she man we man. "But on your way, can you get these Many items at the store, huh man?" said senior she man. We complied and then got yelled at for the "desperate lateness and it's your fault, man" of tax form, man. Took tax thing to P.O., certified return receipt man. Customer line backed out the door and only 2 clerks working like molasses, standard man. Beastly expensive, good grief man. Thing will get to IRS on Monday, why not overnight it if in such a hurry man. Made it back to casa frazzled, churn-stomaching we man. Din-din was burnt pork ends, tater tots, and pork & beans, all from Aldi, ingest Two Guys man. Movie night was catch-up Georgie/Mandy episodes, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This makes an even Many (2x2x2 +2) for the week, double-digit quota met man. We have itineraried 1 ES and Many (2+2) GSs for Friday, itinerary we man. There is also a community GS in the contiguous subdivision, perhaps investigate we man. Spectacular weekend weather finally, Texas weather Many man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man. Bad negligent make-excusing Ontarklar! Bad, BAD negligent NEGLIGENT make-excusing MAKE-EXCUSING Ontarklar!

We're hoping that YOURS will yield a rubia, si and D ma'am. Bad negligent uncooperative Ontarklar! Bad, BAD negligent NEGLIGENT uncooperative UNCOOPERATIVE Ontarklar!

Many miles now and Many miles later, farther man.

Thread is moved from US Immigration News to General Immigration Discussion.

The EJC also might have life plans that don't include us, and she's considering an apartment even farther away than she is from us now, major road trip man.