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Such violence! I blame permissive Soros-funded prosecutors.

Many of us remember when Sudafed was still out on store shelves... Barring a conspiratorial plan to enable thefts, perhaps this store's management took the Second Amendment literally in terms of "shall not be infringed."

We did all the above in one breath, proficient we man.

Prayers for FIL and comforting hug-from-afar to hubby, si and sigh Y ma'am. Will FIL recover, huh ma'am? We thought that this was the purpose of the cameras -- everyone on them all the time, see man. Very supportive of you, si and commendations Y ma'am. We can't want something for someone more than he wants it for himself, no and sigh man. Oh, how revolting and awful, massive sympathies Y ma'am!!! The smell of bleach (or Pine-Sol, or Mr. Clean, et al.) gives us a Many-day headache, ow man. Expiration tenure of milk precised, si and see and man! B.A.G. (Be A Guy), simple Y ma'am. Manycade of encyclopedic information precised, si and see and man! Find out if a pre- or private skool wants them to cut up for art projects, perhaps ma'am? Save a couple of volumes for up-cleaning or pack-boxing use, rip out pages when needed ma'am? Officially recycle the rest of the volumes, perhaps ma'am? If there's a yearbook, perhaps keep that, historical value man.

Interesting. I still like ketchup, but I don't slather as much of it on stuff as I did when younger. I did this periodically when younger (thanks for prompting the memory), but now I prefer simple black pepper. Right now, I'm mentally eyeing lunch of Costco chicken salad slathered onto Costco "everything" bagels, which I overbought.

Hillary would find a way to "suicide" anything that crossed her path displeasingly.

English-only outside the regional forums, Y ma'am! Reported!!!!!

Fascinating, Bill -- you're the second VJ member that I know of who dislikes ketchup. What's your reason?

Good grief. When I've thought to look in stores that sell ammo, I've seen it kept in locked glass cases right up front, under the watchful eyes of multiple clerks.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hours After Hillary Condemns 'Barbie' Snub, Oscar Statue Found Dead In Apparent Suicide HOLLYWOOD, CA — Mere hours after Hillary Clinton publicly condemned the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences' Barbiesnubs, the film industry was left in shock as the iconic Oscar statue was found dead in an apparent suicide. "No one saw this tragedy coming," said Detective Bob Sparks. "Officers responded to an anonymous call this afternoon informing them that Mr. Oscar may be in a state of mental and emotional distress. When the officers arrived on the scene, [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/hours-after-hillary-condemns-barbie-snub-oscar-statue-found-dead-in-apparent-suicide

This one probably merits its own thread. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Biden admin threatening your Medicare Advantage plan. Here's what they're not telling you It's January, and with a new year comes a fresh threat to both taxpayers and seniors: Further cuts to Medicare Advantage, courtesy of the Biden administration. This could occur soon, as the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services (CMS) will release a boring-sounding "rate notice" relating to Medicare Advantage in the coming weeks. [...] https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/biden-admin-threatening-your-medicare-advantage-plan-heres-what-theyre-not-telling-you

Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling Wednesday report, see man: Arose at o'dark-Many to get Mini-B. to Non-P-Math tutorial, need-more-zzz we man. Learned later that technical issues prevented Mini-B. from doing anything, man. During episodic monsooning, decided to venture out, errands we man. Actually quit raining during visit to Costco, imagine that man. Got very necessary breakfast item for Mini-B., "Chicken Melts" man. Got Many (2+1) other very optional items, we man. Lunch was the footlong beef hot dog + Pepsi, ingest financially savvy we man. Monsooning like an illegitimate male child as skool-pickup time approached, oh brother man. We got there early, same as all other parents man. Miraculously, the rain stopped right at dismissal time, imagine that man. Mini-B. was a bit grumpy, upset about Non-P-Math tutorial man. However, he had turned in his History & Science projects, good for wee man man. We remained calming and promised him a good din-din, si man. We gave him his choice of salad + hot dogs or beef pot pies, ingest or ingest man. Mini-B. picked the pot pies, ingest Two Guys man. He cheered up partway through, rejuvenated wee man man. We let Mini-B. play computer games for a while, decompress wee man man. We read e-mail from Non-P-Math teechur allowing him to retake his bombed quiz, miracle man! We excitedly reported this to Mini-B., report to wee man we man man. Mini-B. retook the quiz, some research of formulae necessary man. He got a Many, missed just one question man. Mini-B. also had a little English to work on, which he did man. He then reported a headache & backache, chip off the old block man. We suggested Movie Night, hadn't had one all week man. Mini-B. soon agreed, and we watched Many episodes of Young Sheldon, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+2+2) -- si man, Many (2+2+2) -- bowls of Costco popcorn were eaten, ingest Two Guys man. Mini-B. agreed that this was rejuvenating, intense week man. We extended his bedtime, badly rushed all week previously man. Mini-B. expressed concern about failing all his classes, worried wee man man. We told him that he could be proud of his work tonight, si man. We also said that this represents an upswing in his future prospects, encourage wee man we man. We told him that his fatigue was "good" tired, sense of accomplishment man. We told him that we were proud of him, si man. And now we have to arise long before o'dark-Many on Thursday for missed Band sectional, man! We let him pre-order breakfast, waffles with regular chocolate regular syrup man.

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Or a "we have more important things to do than this" issue.

But who specifically could be insurrected against, especially if they impose tyranny in small steps?

What do we think about this? I agree with the guys who think it's a waste of ketchup. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If You Keep Seeing Women Squirting Ketchup On Their Counters In Front Of Men, Here's What The "Experiment" Is And Why It Has Gone So Viral We are gathered here today to talk about one of the most popular condiments to ever exist: KETCHUP. It is the star of what is being referred to as the "CLEANING UP KETCHUP CHALLENGE." [...] https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/show-clean-ketchup-challenge-tiktok-183922158.html

That still probably won't stop them from going for it.

Unfortunately, she's one of the few VP prospects who could help win more than the usual Trump base in the general election.

The BB article is funnier than the CNN one.

Unless India, China, and others sacrifice their industrial capacity, the green dream is exactly that.

Were she of the other political party and the defendant someone else, she'd be toast.

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It is Wednesday already, and time for our Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke! It's still January, so read this one about our New Year's resolutions: ============================================================= NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS THAT PEOPLE ACTUALLY KEEP Read less. I want to gain weight and put on at least 30 pounds. I will start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store. Stop exercising. Waste of time. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff. Watch less television on the small screen and buy a bigger one. Gain enough weight to get on The Biggest Loser. Watch more movie remakes. Procrastinate more. I will do less laundry and use more deodorant. I'll become a vegan for a day and subsequently learn that it was a missed steak. I will no longer waste my time relieving the past; instead, I will spend it worrying about the future. Drink! Drink some more! Stop buying worthless junk on eBay, because QVC has better specials. Start being superstitious. Spend more time at work. Stop bringing lunch from home -- I should eat out more. Take up a new habit -- maybe smoking!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Nikki Haley Announces She Has Won New Hampshire By Negative 12 Points CONCORD, NH — Presidential frontrunner and conservative favorite Nikki Haley announced that she has won the New Hampshire primary by a whopping negative 12 points, sources confirmed this evening. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/nikki-haley-announces-she-has-won-new-hampshire-by-negative-12-points

Oakland In-N-Out Relocating To Safer Location In Gaza GAZA — Despite the ongoing violent conflict taking place in the region, the leadership of one of America's most popular fast food chains announced the Oakland, California In-N-Out would be relocating to a far safer location in the Gaza Strip. "We just can't subject our customers to the dangers of Oakland anymore," said In-N-Out owner and heiress Lynsi Lavelle Snyder-Ellingson. "For the safety of our employees, we needed to find a location that was far less dangerous than Oakland, and [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/oakland-in-n-out-relocating-to-safer-location-in-gaza