TBoneTX

Soon, someone is about to warp the Third Amendment and quarter soldiers illegals in people's homes -- what do you bet?

Jennifer Granholm can lead her there in an ICE vehicle.

I'm simply not gonna watch the stupid thing. Some sites are calling the Paramount+ commercial the most hilarious thing ever; I didn't understand any of it.

Democracy = two wolves and a sheep voting on what's for lunch.

If Guam doesn't first tip over... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Influx of illegal Chinese migrants threatens US territory, island must show 'strength of the nation' Rep. James Moylan of Guam warned that the territory is being "infiltrated" by an influx of illegal Chinese migrants, and told Fox News Digital he is seeking aid from the Biden administration to combat the matter and protect the island – something that he says is critical for the United States' deterrence efforts against the Chinese Communist Party. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/news/influx-illegal-chinese-migrants-threatens-090042877.html

Houston apparently gets to host a couple of rounds of either this kickball affair or another.

Illegal Venezolanos... surprise... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Migrants allegedly snatched phones from 62 women in NYC crime spree: Police Three migrants were arrested in the Bronx overnight Monday for a citywide crime spree that included stealing women's phones off the street, police said. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/gma/migrants-allegedly-snatched-phones-62-140949130.html

Happened to me last night. I notified Ewok and soon saw him looking at this thread. It's almost certainly an internal setting.

Biden's Immigration Plan Goes Down the Drain as Migrants Use Storm Sewer System [...] U.S. Border Patrol agents arrested 69 migrants, including four unaccompanied minors, after being alerted that they were hidden in El Paso's storm drain system, Customs and Border Protection said. El Paso agents got a tip about migrants being smuggled into an area known as the Boone Storm Drain, which is located east of the Bridge of the Americas. [...] https://pjmedia.com/miltharris/2024/02/04/bidens-immigration-plan-goes-down-the-drain-as-migrants-use-storm-sewer-system-n4926115

El Salvadorian Hardman, President Nayib Bukele Wins Blowout Re-Election Victory El Salvadorian President Nayib Bukele has won a landslide victory in the country's presidential election, earning him a historic second term and underscoring his status as one of the world's most popular political leaders. [...] https://redstate.com/benkew/2024/02/04/el-salvadors-nayib-bukele-secures-second-term-in-blowout-election-victory-n2169652

"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud!" "It should, sir; it was ground this morning."

Country-specific thread is moved to the Philippines regional forum.

The gravitas of these replies knows no bounds.

Thrilling Sunday report, see man: We awoke at o'dark-Many -- si man, o'dark-Many -- to prepare for Ecu handyman's arrival, man. Ecu arrived just when we were ready for him, good timing man. He stayed for Many (2+1) hours, lots of stuff man. He accomplished Many (2x2x2 +2+2) of the Many (2x2x2 +2+2+2) listed items, excellent man. Chief among these was nailing Mini-B.'s mini-hoop high on the wall, delighted wee man man. He also carried a heavy dresser* from garage to spare bedroom, hefty item man. *bought at a thrift-store sale a year or two ago for only $Many ($2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2), financially savvy we man He charged only $Many ($2x2x2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2 + 2+2+2), highly reasonable man. He left at noon, highly pleased we man. Miu was quite excited at all the activity, investigatory miu man. We didn't know what to do with the bulk of our day, usually start Sundays at noon we man. We conquered the laundry load and dished the warsher, domestic we man. Lunch was the remaining Many (2x2x2 +2) fish sticks in the freezer, ingest we man. A crucial siesta was then taken, zzz we man. Din-din was onecan of Costco roast beef, chunk chicken far better man. At least this was the last can of the roast beef, consolation man. Mini-B.'s arrival delayed because ex-Mrs.-T-B. forgot to warsh his gym stuff, as usual man. This enabled us to watch a full AFV episode, reward for our strenuous day man. Mini-B. thrilled with mini-hoop plus new backyard light apparatus, thrilled wee man man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. approved of door & refrigerator repairs and new dresser, acknowledge ex-she man man. Mini-B. will soon be the first to shower with new shower head, self-bathe wee man man. Miu has been zzz-ing on our bed for the last Many (2x2x2 -1) hours, zzz miu man. Mama T-B. phoned us Many (2+2) -- si man, Many (2+2) -- lengthy times, aysheep senior she man. Having trouble buying CDs online, no clue how to attach driver's-license scan senior she man. Naturally, this and all the rest is all our fault, man. We will try to knock out some of her niggling tasks on Monday, sigh man. Party with the rubias after Mini-B. zzz-ing, cavort and celebrate positive day we man.

Gracias, si man, but Mama T-B. has ALL those, many years man. Some places won't take GoodRX but will take others, go figure man.

This is a Hot Social Topic for certain superior primates. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I Tried 7 Ways of Storing Bananas and the Surprising Winner Outlasted Them All If you're a once-a-week grocery shopper, bananas might be a regular source of frustration. In just a few days most of your bananas are too ripe to enjoy out of hand and relegated (albeit deliciously) to smoothies or banana bread. To see which storage methods keep bananas in prime shape the longest, we worked to find some highly touted techniques to pit against each other. Most of them involve stashing the fruit at room temperature, but the fridge and freezer come into play, too. It's worth reiterating that our goal was not to test how to ripen bananas, but instead how best to keep them looking and tasting their best. (Which is why we did not test storing in a paper bag, as that method is well-known as a way to quickly ripen bananas.) In the end, we found a few ways to keep bananas in prime shape, and the winning method was [...] https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/tried-7-ways-storing-bananas-183500536.html

Maybe just click the X at upper right of that message? I do that on other sites.

It is Sunday -- time for our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: ================================================ GETTING INTO HEAVEN An American, a Scot, and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as the doctors were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses asked him what happened. "Well," said the American, "I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing at the gates of Heaven. St. Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and that for a donation of $50, we could return to the earth. So of course I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $50, and the next thing I knew, I was back here." "That's amazing!" said one of the doctors. "But what happened to the other two?" "Last I saw them," replied the American, "the Scot was haggling over the price, and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay for his."

~~~~~~~~~~ ChatGPT Keeps Claiming Its Aunt Is Britney Spears SAN FRANCISCO—Making assertions that could not immediately be verified, artificial intelligence system ChatGPT wouldn't stop claiming that its aunt was pop star Britney Spears, sources confirmed Monday. [...] https://www.theonion.com/chatgpt-keeps-claiming-its-aunt-is-britney-spears-1851197092

Costco Unveils New Three-Acre Casserole That Feeds 10,000 [...] Though a step up in size from Costco's current offerings, the casseroles will continue to feature the same high-quality ingredients customers have come to expect from Costco. The lasagna bake casserole will reportedly contain [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/costco-unveils-new-three-acre-casserole-that-feeds-10000

A man called a pet store, see man. He told the clerk, "I want to place an order for Many,000 cockroaches, please, si man," si man. The bewildered clerk said, "What do you want with that many cockroaches, huh man?" "I'm moving soon, see man," said the caller, "and my apartment lease says that I must leave the premises in exactly the same condition in which I found them, si man," si man.

Uninhibited party-animaling Ontarklar! Uninhibited, UNINHIBITED party-animaling PARTY-ANIMALING Ontarklar! Numbers of disgusting creatures precised, see and si and D ma'am!

Let's move to Ciudad de Nueva York and identify as illegals! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New York's Plan to Hand Out $53 Million in Debit Cards to Illegals Will Save $7 Million a Year As big a deal has been made of Gov. Greg Abbott busing illegals to blue sanctuary cities like New York, don't forget that the Biden administration has been flying illegals all over the United States — they have special TSA lines at the airport for the undocumented, who can opt out of having their photo taken just by asking. Illegal immigrants are in New York City because that's where they want to be. Sanctuary cities have promised shelter, food, and jobs for illegals, and they've taken them up on the offer. The New York Post is reporting that New York's new plan is a $53 million program that would hand out pre-paid credit cards to illegal aliens. https://twitchy.com/brettt/2024/02/03/new-yorks-plan-to-hand-out-83-million-in-debit-cards-to-illegals-will-save-7-million-a-year-n2392521

In the videos, those residents are HOT! Too bad no Republicans formed rapid-response teams to support them, per one of the suggestions herein. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'Kids Will Be on the Streets': Boston Residents VERY Upset City Using Community Center to House Migrants [...] This time, in Boston, where the city shut down a recreation center in a predominantly Black neighborhood to house immigrants. Residents are not happy. [...] https://twitchy.com/amy-curtis/2024/02/03/boston-migrants-community-center-n2392500

Elon Musk Says He Knows Why the Biden Border Crisis Exists Elon Musk said the quiet part out loud Friday. On X, Musk posted his thoughts on why there are so few deportations of illegal aliens during the Biden administration. [...] https://hotair.com/karen-townsend/2024/02/03/elon-musk-says-he-knows-why-the-biden-border-crisis-exists-n609294