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Picture of the check is in here. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Smoking Gun? Oversight Committee Finds a Check to Joe Biden for $200K [...] The Oversight Committee released a statement detailing some juicy facts that don't look good for Joe "I never discussed business with my son or brother" Biden. "This summer, Joe Biden said, 'Where's the money?' Well, we found some," a smiling House Oversight Committee Chairman James Comer (R-Ky.) stated in a video released Friday. [...]

Between the eyes! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Biden’s doddering tour of 'clarity' in the Middle East Watching President Biden mumble, dodder and wheeze his way through the Middle East this week was quite the spectacle. Watching him learn to read what appeared to be a foreign language on live television was painful on a human level for even his most ardent detractors. It was like watching an old man picked up off the street and hauled before cameras to be waterboarded. [...] https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2023/oct/19/bidens-doddering-tour-of-clarity-in-middle-east/

Gracias, D ma'am -- and, in return, you have earned a handsome 0.000001% discount off a deluxe POTS, order yours today ma'am. Gracias, D ma'am. We can't figure out why she reacts with the severe weakness/trembling to blood-pressure medications, no man.

Thrilling (?) non-GS/ES Friday report, see man: Oh, brother, man. Prepped for very promising-looking GS/ES tour, si man. Hit first GS, which turned out to be part of a community GS, nice 'hood man. Found shuffleboard game at one of said GSs, score we man. Came out of first ES (one of Many [2+1]) within a mile of each other), score there too man. Saw phone message from Mama T-B., oh no man. Called Mama T-B., call we man senior she man. Mama T-B. weak-sounding, uh-oh man. "My blood pressure is Many00/Many00, and I'm weak and trembling," said senior she man to we man. "I need to go to the hospital, and I'll call Many-1-1; I need you," said senior she man to we man. We were almost an hour away, man. "We will meet you at the hospital, si man," said we man to senior she man. We blew back to the casa, good thing no cops man. Changed clothes and blew to the hospital, si man. No trace of Mama T-B., no man. Phone rang while we were there, si man. "Where are you, huh man?" asked senior she man to we man. "Where are YOU, huh man?" asked we man to senior she man. "We were waiting for you to come so we could call Many-1-1, si man!" , thought we man. We blew over to Mama T-B.'s, not far man. The Many-1-1 operator asked half-of-half an hour's worth of questions, what the ___ man. Paramedics (indeed, a pair of medics) came, Mama T-B. knew one of them man. We said that we would meet them at the hospital, si man. We had trouble parking, always man. Went into Emergency, si man. Mama T-B. visible inside corridor, see senior she man we man. Dumb clerkette had no record of Mama T-B., man. "They just brought her IN, see her there man!" said exasperated we man. Clerkette finally acknowledged the situation, man. Mama T-B. soon sent us away, all under control man. Lunch was at nearby Olive Garden, lunch special ingest we man. Returned to casa to recharge phone and siesta, amazing no interruptions man. Mini-B. called from skool, call we man wee man. "I'm going to stay for a Social; get me at half-past Many," said wee man to we man. This suited us, OK man. Mini-B. called us barely half an hour later, call we man wee man. "Come get me now; I'm bored, yawn man," said wee man to we man. We went to get him and had to go into the skool, weary we man. The Principalette escorted Mini-B. out and told us that leaving early isn't allowed, no man. "If you commit to go to these, you must stay to the end," said she man to we man and wee man. We agreed, exhausted we man. Mini-B. wouldn't put down his phone even at the casa, yell we man at wee man. Attitude degenerated, impudent wee man. Din-din was burgers, traditional Friday ingestation for Two Guys man. We showed Mini-B. the shuffleboard game, big hit with wee man man. Miu also tried to play while batting the pieces in motion, interferential miu man. Mini-B. half-heartedly agreed to a movie night, OK man. Got bored just Many minutes into American Graffiti, oh well man. Finally watched half of The Odd Couple, finish tomorrow night man. Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn consumed, ingest Two Guys man. Played more shuffleboard (with miu) and mini-hoop, play Two Guys man. Mini-B. then played V.R. on his Oculus, eager wee man. It's within an hour of midnight and we're still trying to get Mini-B. to bed, man. Got message that Mama T-B. was admitted for observation/further testing, big surprise man. No word from or about Mama T-B., no news probably good news man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. off on an overnight with the Rojo, regards and sympathies to the Rojo man. We are disappointed with the truncated ES itinerary, but the remainder could have been duds, reason we man. No party with the rubias tonight, forget it man. Unsure of GS-ing tomorrow, pending Mama T-B.'s situation man. What a day, man.

What's an over, huh D ma'am?

Yee-HAAAAA! [Note to T-B.'s self: Jokes worked again... jokes worked again... ]

Friday GS/ES report, see man: Attended only a couple of community GSs and one ES, reason for truncation* to follow man. The take, see man: -- large tabletop magnetic GoSports shuffleboard game = $Many ($2x2x2 +2), presumed deal man -- mostly full box Cascade dish powder, half-box vinyl gloves, thick pack coffee-filters, thick warshcloth = $Many ($2+1), steal man Total = $Many ($2x2x2 +2+2+1) *in brief, had to get Mama T-B. to the hospital for the same dratted reasons as before, man

We have never used the oven and don't intend to, technologically stunted we man.

Bidementia is blundering us into WW III.

President Biden Gaslights Americans in Oval Office Address on Ukraine, Israel [...] The laugh-out-loud line of the evening was when Biden criticized Iran for "supporting Russia, Russians in Ukraine and supporting Hamas and we'll continue to hold them accountable, I might add." [...] https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/victoria-taft/2023/10/19/president-bidens-oval-office-gas-light-chat-on-ukraine-israel-n1736538

See the bullet points and the fuller article below. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ As Biden Turns against Israel, Netanyahu Must Stand Strong https://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/20068/biden-turns-against-israel

That's frustrating. My consulate jerked me around and hosed me, so I completely understand. It may be volume of business and too few consular officers, which can't be helped. At least you're on their radar. Maybe someone will call you from there with an opening. Pulling for you. Keep us apprised here! And thanks for completing your timeline.

Everybody starts new. Not sure that too many other members are also dealing with this one. Check the timelines (links atop any VJ page), and check the "portal" for Armenia (also at top) for members who've recently gone through. Send them a private message, if they're quite recent. If not, e-mail the consulate (with your case number in the Subject line) to ask what they recommend. If the first person puts you off, politely ask for your question to be escalated.

Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling Thursday report, see man: We did not leave the casa except to skool/de-skool Mini-B., ensconced we man. Miu has been brushed Many (2+1) times so far today, demanding miu man. Lunch was onecan Aldi chili*, ingest we man. *quite good, try it man Nice siesta taken, zzz we man. Mama T-B. then called and reamed us about the usual items, feel-bettering senior she man. Din-din was frozen chicken fingers (Aldi) + bagged shredded lettuce (Aldi), ingest Two Guys man. Dessert was chocolate ice cream awash in root beer, ingest Two Guys man. Mini-B. approved wholeheartedly, got a repeat meal idea we man. Mini-B. turned in a skool assignment and had nothing new, check Two Guys man. Mini-B. played on his Oculus and watched some YouTube videos, phone-substitutes man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. agrees with us that Mini-B. has been much more well-behaved in absence of his phone, agree we and ex-she man man. We will devise a modified usage schedule, agree we and ex-she man man. Mini-B. won't like it, but we are the parents, si man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. texted that she had run out of gas in the Ex-Mrs.-T-B.-mobile, ha ha HAAAAA man. "We know you since we met you, si man," texted we man. "CTR [call the Rojo], si man," texted we man. "He is coming, si man. You predicted this, si man. Ha ha, si man," texted ex-she man. "RASTTR (RAZZTATER) [Regards And Sympathies To The Rojo]," texted we man. We presume that ex-she man was rescued by the Rojo, so glad we're through with that poop man. Mini-B. got to bed comfortably before deadline, nice man. He keeps asking for his phone, negatory man. Din-din on Friday should be burgers, traditional man. Din-din on Saturday will be nuked macaroni, Italian meatballs, & garlic bread, all that's left man. Garlic bread needs to be baked or heated or something, pre-read the destructions we man. It has conventional-oven destructions and "do not microwave," read we man. It has no air-fryer destructions, no man. We figure that we can air-fry it for Many (2+2) minutes at Many degrees, intuit we man. Stupid Nicaraguan maid threw out or hid our air-fryer destructions, man. We have itineraried Many (2+2+2) ESs, an MS, and a GS for Friday, itinerary we man. Party with the rubias after late TV news, cavort we man. In total, a pretty good day, si man.

Welcome to the forums! Which consulate? Please complete your VJ timeline.

This Tub Of Expired Hellmann's Mayo And 10 Other Republican Frontrunners For Speaker Of The House [...] With popular favorite Jim Jordan struggling to muster enough votes, the candidate currently gaining the most momentum in the race is an expired tub of Hellmann's mayonnaise. Historic! Hellmann's isn't alone. The Babylon Bee has obtained the following list of the other GOP frontrunners: [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/this-tub-of-hellmans-mayo-and-10-other-republican-frontrunners-for-speaker-of-the-house

Biden Announces He Has Secured Pinky Promise From Hamas Not To Use $100 Million For Terrorism [...] "That's the strongest promise there is," Biden reminded reporters who questioned him on the matter. "They even put sugar on top and said 'Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye.' [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-announces-he-has-secured-pinky-promise-from-hamas-not-to-use-100-million-for-terrorism

Pope Francis Glues Self To Sistine Chapel Ceiling To Protest Climate Change [...] "We must stop climate change now!" the 86-year-old pontiff said as he hung precariously from the ceiling that features priceless paintings by famed artist Michelangelo. "There is no greater danger to all of God's children than the threat of the temperature of the earth rising slightly and causing inclement weather. All other issues around the world pale in comparison to this." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/pope-francis-glues-self-to-sistine-chapel-ceiling-to-protest-climate-change

4D Chess: Biden Offers The Palestinians $100 Million In Exchange For None Of The Hostages TEL AVIV — In a stunning move sure to be taught at universities in politics and diplomacy classes for generations to come, President Joe Biden has brokered a deal to send $100 million of U.S. taxpayer money to the Palestinian Authority in exchange for none of the hostages currently being held by Hamas. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/4d-chess-biden-offers-the-palestinians-100-million-in-exchange-for-none-of-the-hostages

Welcome to the forum! Typically, they can extend a petition's validity in 4-month increments for up to a year. It's best to request this via e-mail, putting the case number in the Subject line. I don't know what happens in the instance of turmoil like this, but I imagine that flexibility applies.

These Bidementia clowns can't find either butt-cheek with both hands plus outside help.

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Not surprising, if true. Comments? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Is Israel's biggest danger from the Biden White House? [...] "From what came out of the meeting, Tony Blinken wasn't trying to help Israel at all. What he was doing was demanding that Israel enable resupply to Gaza, the euphemism of which is 'humanitarian aid.'" She continued to say that Blinken threatened to withhold American war materiel from Israel, such as bunker buster bombs and regular ordinance. [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2023/10/is_israels_biggest_danger_from_the_biden_white_house.html

President Joe Biden argues for sending more money to Ukraine and Israel [...] it was really odd hearing Biden bounce back and forth between Israel and Ukraine. Face it … most Americans are feeling Ukraine fatigue, and the Hamas terrorist attack is still fresh in our minds. Biden did blather a bit about antisemitism and Islamophobia, but then he'd pivot back to Ukraine. Juggling two wars is complicated … it was nice that we didn't have that during the Trump administration. [...] https://twitchy.com/brettt/2023/10/19/president-joe-biden-argues-for-sending-more-money-to-ukraine-and-israel-n2388774