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The world let Gazans burn synagogues. Now, Hamas burned Jews alive - opinion Arabs who live in Gaza burned synagogues in 2005, and they saw they could get away with it. It should not have been a surprise to anyone that burning Jews alive would be next. [...] https://www.jpost.com/opinion/article-769742

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Yee-HAAAAA! [Note to T-B.'s self: Jokes worked again... jokes worked again... ]

Well, this information is a lot more specific than most people get, so at least you know. For ROC, take every piece of evidence physically coming in that indicates your shared life together, and throw it into a box. Do the same thing digitally in a computer folder. By ROC time, you'll have a smorgasbord of evidence to support the filing. In addition (actually, before anything), shop for a lawyer who can draft wills, medical & financial powers of attorney, and similar estate documents. These make superlative evidence for ROC, and they're even more crucial to have in "life." Remember that if you move from one U.S. state to another, your Will may need to be redone.

I can't remember when I was told, so I'll ask CBP again the next time I cross by land (December).

Holy mackerel. Sounds like he has no defense and will be locked up in the hoosegow for quite a while.

I wrote to the author of the Am. Thinker article, who replied: "What's so shocking is that Houston keeps sending her back. This is the plague of incumbency and race-based voting. A country that votes this way cannot survive. "I hope [...] that she loses in the mayor's race. If she wins, Houston (which I remember in the mid-1980s as a very nice city) will find itself in even deeper doo-doo than it's been under serial Democrat mayors."

Article in today's Houston Chronicle (= "do not insult a dead fish by using us to wrap it in") said that She-Jac is among the top 4 in staff turnover during the last couple of years. This has been a hallmark of Queen Sheila's reign.

Ah, yes, and Adam Kinziger.

Commandment: Thou shalt not commit adulteration.

How frustrating. Involve your Congressman's office.

One can use an expired U.S. passport for reentry by land-crossings, but not by air.

A link in here exposes "Queen She-Jac" even further. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee is an abusive boss with a vile potty mouth https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2023/10/rep_sheila_jackson_lee_is_an_abusive_boss_with_a_vile_potty_mouth.html

Biden Missed His Chance to Fill Up Oil Reserve A new report claims President Joe Biden missed his chance to refill America's oil reserve after depleting it for political reasons. [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/saraharnold/2023/10/22/biden-missed-his-chance-to-fill-up-oil-reservee-n2630194

Biden Lounges at Beach While U.S. Embassy Evacuates Personnel, U.S. Forces Face Multiple Attacks Joe Biden is at his Delaware beach house this weekend on yet another one of his vacations, as everything is imploding in the Middle East. You would think he didn't have a care in the world as he shuffled along the beach with his wife. [...] https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2023/10/22/biden-at-the-beach-while-embassy-evacuated-and-us-forces-face-multiple-attacks-n2165432

Judge Chutkan imposes partial gag order on Trump. But silencing a defendant isn't a good thing. If the judge had compelled the former president to speak, that would violate his right not to incriminate himself. Yet, when he wants to say something in his defense, she's stepping on that right. [...] https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2023/10/21/donald-trump-gag-order-judge-chutkan-unconstitutional/71230317007/

Jonathan Turley clarifies the new evidence that was posted here yesterday. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'Where’s the money?' Biden demanded. The House Oversight Committee just found some https://thehill.com/opinion/finance/4268127-wheres-the-money-biden-demanded-the-house-oversight-committee-just-found-some/

I'm trying to think of who was left out... someone on The View, perhaps?

More civil asset forfeiture, apparently, and with "compelled consent," apparently. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'Didn't State Who He Was': Federal Drug Agents Seize Millions from Passengers at Atlanta Airport While Posing as Regular Travelers In Plainclothes In 'Cold Consent Encounters' Catching many travelers off guard is a new practice being stealthily carried out by drug agents dressed as plainclothes passengers at the Atlanta airport who are randomly searching people they suspect are transporting drug money. [...] https://atlantablackstar.com/2023/10/21/federal-drug-agents-seize-millions-from-passengers-at-atlanta-airport-while/

Hamas gunmen were 'high on drugs' during terrorist attacks on Israel Hamas terrorists were reportedly high on a stimulant dubbed the "poor man's cocaine" during their attacks on Israel earlier this month. Captagon pills, a synthetic amphetamine-type stimulant, were found in the pockets of Hamas gunmen killed or captured by Israeli forces during the Oct 7 cross-border raid, Israel's Channel 12 reported. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/news/hamas-gunmen-were-high-drugs-163635798.html

If this mode of travel becomes successful, Blame The Amish. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Amish communities are using a surprising new kind of vehicle to travel long distances: 'It's a lot quicker' [...] it seems that e-bikes have caught on in a somewhat surprising place: Amish communities. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/amish-communities-using-surprising-kind-113000850.html

Needling our boy NB! Reported!!!

Thrilling Sunday report, see man: Mini-B. excited about the prospect of his amigo coming over, si to extra wee man wee man. We contacted mom, si man. She suggested that she bring amigo an hour earlier than we'd envisioned, get moving we man. Amigo thereby brought at noon, multiple wee men man. Wee men well-behaved for most of time, si man. Fortunately, both accepted onecan each of S+Ms for lunch, ingest wee men at no cost to us man. Lunch for us was onecan of beef stew, ingest we man. We wrangled laundry, seemingly more than usual for some reason man. Then Mini-B. asked to walk to amigo's casa with him to get his Oculus, no way man. We were intensely involved with laundry and already had a headache, si man. We finally took amigo to his casa and back, our only exit from casa we man. We reached a stopping place with the laundry and risked taking a siesta, exhausted we man. After the Many'th hour, wee men became rambunctious, bored or overstimulated wee men man. Mom came to retrieve amigo, bye wee man man. We later found that wee men were playing with the downstairs bathroom door and locked it, man. We had to call neighbor to pop it, fireman's tool used man. Din-din for Mini-B. was Many (2+1) PB&J sandwiches, ingest wee man man. We had no din-din, headache man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. showed up approximately on time, enter ex-she man man. The Many (2+1) of us played mini-hoop, raucous man. We then played indoor "volleyball" first with round ball then with football, dangerous man. We then went outside and threw a real (fake) football, ow ow ow ow OW our body man. Mini-B. then left after a good Two Guys week with great Two Guys din-dins, bye wee man man. We dished and must de-dish the very full warsher, domestic we man. Miu was apparently mollified by visit from neighbor who popped the lock, no question Big Bruddah's absence miu man. Party with the rubias imminent, cavort we man.

We've gotten many recent approvals thanks to our highly effective jokes! For more approvals*, here is our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: *that is, if correlation = causation ==================================================== GONNA GET SOME WORK DONE A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near-death experience. She saw God, and asked if "this was it." God said "No," and explained that she had another 30 or 40 years to live. Upon her recovery, the woman considered God's words and decided to stay in the hospital. She got a facelift, liposuction, breast augmentation, a tummy tuck, and other cosmetic improvements. She even had someone come in and change her hair color. After healing from the final operation, she walked out of the hospital and was killed by an ambulance speeding toward the hospital. She arrived in front of God and said, "I thought You said that I had another 30 to 40 years!" "Oh," said God. "I didn't recognize you."

Joe Biden Has Killed the American Dream [...] Biden's current economic malaise, for which Americans are assured they should be incredibly thankful, is hitting American families far harder than Paul Krugman's latest cherry-picked bar graph indicates. [...] https://redstate.com/bonchie/2023/10/21/joe-biden-has-destroyed-the-american-dream-n2165404