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  1. Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man. ------- Thrilling Wednesday report, see man: We were awakened before Many a.m. by jackhammering, should be death penalty for that man. Vacant casa nearby was having driveway replaced, not bad idea but not at o'dark-Many man. No one will ever want that casa anyway, psycho neighbors man. Long-time residents got fed up and moved to Florida, bye man. Subsequent renters left after half a year at most, Many (2+1) sets of renters man. Should just tear that place down and leave an empty lot, lower taxes man. Nearly 2 Manyzen degrees cooler today than yesterday, we man. Pin oaks just now losing their leaves, delayed man. Live oaks just now sprouting pollen, sneeze man. Why can't spring just get here already, huh and man? Lunch was onecan of Chef B. ravioli, ingest we man. Out-cleaned the Mama-T-B.-mobile, prep for sale man. Took staggering amount of contents up to Mama T-B., orders man. Among these were Many (2+2+1) -- si man, Many (2+2+1) -- umbrellas, good grief man. Left cart and 2 bags of stuff inside her front door, obvious man. Got it warshed, dirt/pollen man. Went to bank safe-deposit box for original title, why is it there man. Took it to CarMax, rapid and friendly experience man. Got stunning offer, $Many,000 man. Returned to Mama T-B. with offer, report to senior she man we man. "I want $Many,000 for it, si man! You don't know how to negotiate, no man!" beefed senior she man. We explained that CarMax gives no-haggle offers, boon man. "I don't care, no man! You call the dealer and my mechanic and get better offers, si man!" We then tried to get Mama T-B.'s online CD account to work, couldn't initially get in man. Called the bank, call we man. Employee patiently walked us through the instructions, access availed man. Afterward, Mama T-B. said, "What kind of a bank is this when you can't even get in online, huh man? Mama T-B. then said, "Where's all the stuff from my car, huh man?" We pointed out where we'd so obviously left it, see man. Mama T-B. then handed us 2 bags of old estate documents and bank records for shredding, man. Of course, hit skool-zone traffic on way back to casa, man. Indignant miu demanded miu-treats and miu-lunch, indignant miu man. Din-din was Tuna Glop, ingest we man. A highly necessary siesta was taken, zzz we man. We dutifully searched other offers for Mama T-B.-mobile, obedient we man. All were $Many,000 -- si man, $Many,000 -- less than CarMax's, could've told you that man. We are now receiving incessant texts/e-mails from those places and everywhere, and man. Shredder overheated twice during Mama T-B.'s job, twiddle thumbs impatiently we man. The second time was with just Many (2+2+1) pages left, man. On Thursday, we must take Mama T-B. to the doctor at o'dark-Many a.m., man. We shall then take her taxes across town to her CPA, why must she work with him alone man. The good news is that the CPA is across the freeway from a Costco, opportunity man. The bad news is that the February deals are over and the March deals aren't started, bummer man. No party with the rubias tonight, sigh man.
  2. 1. Sounds like one needs an advanced university degree 2. Sounds like a furrin language 3. Sounds yet again like it's really tough to be a chica
  3. We seem to be in great need of our Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke! ============================================================= JUST HANGING AROUND The psychiatrist at the insane asylum was doing his normal morning rounds. He entered a patient's room and found the patient sitting on the floor, sawing at a piece of wood with the side of his hand. Meanwhile, another patient was in the room, hanging from the ceiling by his foot. The psychiatrist asked his patient what he was doing, sitting on the floor. The patient replied in an irritated voice, "Can't you see that I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor asked, "And what is this other fellow doing, hanging from the ceiling?" "Oh -- he's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a light bulb." The doctor asked, "If he's your friend, shouldn't you get him down from there before he hurts himself?" "What?! And work in the DARK?!"
  4. McDonald's Quietly Changed the Filet-O-Fish and People Are Not Happy About It [...] When our test kitchen set out to create a copycat recipe of the legendary Filet-O-Fish, our recipe developer Renu Dhar visited McDonald's to do some hands-on field research. She immediately noticed that the sandwich was really more of a slider. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/mcdonalds-quietly-changed-filet-o-220000281.html
  5. A big place in north Houston, Greenspoint Mall, has always been known as "Gunspoint" Mall. North Texas... damn Yankee!
  6. Abandoned McDonald's on remote Alaskan island reveals shockingly low prices from 1994 [...] Chris Luckhardt traveled to Adak Island, Alaska, where he discovered an abandoned McDonald's — with a menu that hasn't been touched since 1994. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/abandoned-mcdonald-remote-alaskan-island-220920079.html
  7. Thrilling Tuesday report, see man: Lunch was 2 cotto salami sandwiches, ingest we man. Went back to favorite large thrift store, discount day man. Trying to up-beef Mini-B.'s summer wardrobe, up-beef we man. We got him Many shirts, Many pants, and an underwear, Many (2x2x2 +2) items total man. Our discount saved us $Many, financially savvy we man. Details when we unpack the purchases, not done yet man. A siesta was taken, zzz we man. Din-din was toucans of store-label Beefaroni, ingest financially savvy we man. Got orders to perform at least Many tasks for Mama T-B., sigh man. Miu quite needy, demanded brushing Many (2+2) times man. No party with the rubias tonight, too tired man.
  8. There's hope for the future after all, perhaps... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Young People Don't Actually Give a Damn About Climate Change, Poll Finds Young people are unwilling to make even the smallest financial sacrifice to stop so-called climate change, according to a new poll. The poll, conducted by the CRC Research for 85 Fund and reported on by Daily Mail, found that under half of people aged 18-34 would be willing to pay $10 a month to prevent a supposed climate catastrophe. [...] https://redstate.com/benkew/2024/02/27/young-people-dont-actually-give-a-damn-about-climate-change-poll-finds-n2170670
  9. Definitely. The excellent mall in Harlingen, TX became a shadow of its former self after Sears left. And they still have Dillards and JCPenney there, and maybe also Marshalls. We can all cite countless others. I found Ralph Lauren pillows and the best suitcase ever. The suitcase was the very last one available. I haven't looked on the site in ages. Agreed, and it's hard to explain why. I always hated (and hate) walking by the perfume counter and ending up smelling like a cheap whorehouse. Years ago, my buddy WCG (World's Cheapest Gringo) went to either a Macy's or a JCPenney when $-off certificates were handed out at the door during some promotion. Most were for $10 or $20, but he got one for $100. He went in and, calculating mentally only, got something like $100.43 worth of stuff. The cashier was impressed.
  10. This thread has grown very large in size, so it's now closed to further comment. The continuation thread is here: https://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/818613-90-day-fiancé-part-2/ --- Be sure to carry unfinished conversations to the new thread!
  11. This is the continuation thread for https://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/672709-90-day-fiance-season-merged-threads/page/200/ which was closed because of its large size. Be sure to continue unfinished conversations here!
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  13. ~~~~~~~~~~ Hunter Biden Jealous After Don Jr. Receives Envelope Of White Powder [...] "Aw, come on, man! Where's my powder?" he was overheard complaining. "Trump's kids always get everything. His dad isn't even the president anymore! My dad is the guy who runs the country now, so I should be the one getting envelopes full of powder. Totally not fair. I'm gonna call Dad to find out if there's any still stashed away at the White House that they haven't found yet." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/hunter-biden-jealous-after-don-jr-receives-envelope-of-white-powder
  14. Man Who Works From Home To Be Close To Family Also Kinda Wishes Family Would Leave Him Alone While He's Working TULSA, OK — Local man John Monson told close friends he really loves working from home and spending more time with his family but also that he sort of wishes his family would leave him alone while he works. "I mean, I love all the time I get to see the kids and Kelly," Monson commented. "I just also wish they wouldn't knock on the door of my office every ten minutes asking if I can fix something, if I've seen their keys, if I can watch them do a back flip off the couch [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/man-who-works-from-home-to-be-close-to-family-also-kinda-wishes-family-would-leave-him-alone-while-hes-working
  15. ~~~~~~~~~~~ Ronna McDaniel Hired As DNC Chair Due To Extensive Experience Defeating Republicans [...] After building an impressive resume of keeping Republican candidates from being elected to office at nearly every level of government, McDaniel was quickly recruited by the DNC after announcing her upcoming resignation as head of the RNC. "It's an opportunity to keep doing what I do best," McDaniel said. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/ronna-mcdaniel-hired-as-dnc-chair-due-to-extensive-experience-defeating-republicans
  16. This is objectively awful, if not horrifying. Good intentions without considering consequences, yet again. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Klamath Dam Removal: 'It's an Environmental Disaster' 'They purposefully made a disaster and are leaving taxpayers and the locals to clean up their mess' The removal of dams along the Klamath River in Siskiyou County, Northern California was sold as necessary to save salmon – specifically, "to restore habitat for endangered fish." [...] https://californiaglobe.com/articles/klamath-dam-removal-its-an-environmental-disaster/
  17. The 8th Amendment comes out in favor of Trump On February 16, 2024, a judge in New York State imposed fines totaling just over $360 million on former president Donald J. Trump, The Trump Organization, and several related Trump companies and trusts in the civil case brought by the New York attorney general. President Trump's sons Donald Trump, Jr. and Eric Trump were fined just over $4 million each. The court imposed additional sanctions, including injunctions against former president Trump; Donald Trump, Jr.; and Eric Trump from serving as officers or directors in New York corporations for specified numbers of years, among other sanctions. The media reporting on the court's decision has been massive since the decision was rendered. However, little or no reporting focused on the constitutionality of the fines under the Eighth Amendment to the United States Constitution. President Trump and his co-defendants all have substantial 8th Amendment "excessive fine" challenges to raise. In fact, a review of the facts and applicable law reveal that this decision is simply more election interference. [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2024/02/the_8th_amendment_comes_out_in_favor_of_trump.html
  18. CBS News' Document Fiasco Over Catherine Herridge's Confidential Files Isn't Over Last week, CBS News took the unprecedented step of seizing Catherine Herridge's confidential files after the journalist was among those terminated in Paramount's mass layoffs. Herridge was reportedly working on a story about the Hunter Biden laptop scandal. It was a chilling development concerning the surprising firing of Herridge. The network tried to assuage the uproar by saying the files have been kept secure and will be returned soon. On Monday, those files were picked up by Herridge’s union representative [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2024/02/27/after-an-uproar-over-their-seizure-cbs-news-finally-returns-confidential-files-to-catherine-herridge-n2635783
  19. Biden Claim of Possible Imminent Ceasefire Appears to Have Been Nonsense, and That's Concerning [...] Kirby said he couldn't speak for why Netanyahu was surprised, ducking the question about why Biden said it. He also claimed that Biden was being kept up to speed on the issue. Yet it doesn't appear that Biden is "up to speed" when he gets something like that so wrong. [...] https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2024/02/27/biden-ceasefire-claim-n2170663
  20. A rustler who's never been chased by a posse thinks it's his right to steal. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tennessee Sheriff's Office Faces Scrutiny for Stealing Livestock Without a Warrant In Marshall County, Tennessee, a law enforcement agency is under scrutiny for seizing animals without warrants. Current and former officials in the Marshall County Sheriff's Office reportedly admitted to the practice during a court proceeding. [...] https://redstate.com/jeffc/2024/02/27/tennessee-sheriffs-office-faces-scrutiny-for-stealing-livestock-without-a-warrant-n2170650
  21. Cringe. Read the comments in the article. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'Let Them Eat Flakes': Kellogg CEO Says Eat Cereal for Dinner to Save Money [...] The economy is limping along and Americans, seeing soaring food prices and wages that can't keep up with inflation, are struggling to put food on their table. So, in a very unhelpful (and kind of condescending way), the CEO of Kellogg's tells people to eat cereal for dinner to save money. [...] https://twitchy.com/amy-curtis/2024/02/27/kellogg-ceo-tells-ppl-to-eat-cereal-to-save-money-n2393355
  22. Send More: Sanctuary City Denver May Reduce Hourly Employee Hours to ZERO Due to Migrant Crisis [...] But don't call them layoffs. People are losing their jobs, their source of income, so Denver can pay for illegal immigrants. [...] https://twitchy.com/amy-curtis/2024/02/27/denver-lays-off-hourly-employees-for-illegals-n2393353
  23. I was never a Macy's fan, although I scored on my (only) two online purchases from them. Does this closure news disturb you? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Macy's Closing 30 Percent of Its Locations If you're a Macy's fan, it may be time to cross your fingers. The store plans on closing 50 stores this year and 100 more by 2026. The 150 store closings represent about 30% of the store's current number and will leave Macy's with 350 remaining locations nationwide. [...] https://pjmedia.com/miltharris/2024/02/27/macys-closing-150-stores-30-percent-of-its-locations-n4926820
  24. BOMBSHELL: The Biden Admin Planted an Operative in Fani Willis' Office to Target Trump, Say Sources There are brand new concerns about the Biden administration's interference in the 2024 presidential election. The Fulton County District Attorney's Office admitted during a hearing last month that they communicated with the Biden White House as it built its case to prosecute Donald Trump. Now, sources have since come forward to reveal that the Biden administration allegedly placed a Democrat operative into Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis's office with the specific goal of targeting former President Donald Trump. [...] https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2024/02/27/bombshell-the-biden-admin-planted-an-operative-in-fani-willis-office-to-target-trump-n4926794
  25. Doesn't the stink increase geometrically, rather than linearly, huh mam ma'am?
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