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How many S.A. mods do we have?

...at all the inferior primates lower (downhill) on the evolutionary scale.

Facing Low Approval, Biden Promises To Start Pretending To Care About The Border BROWNSVILLE, TX — With his approval hovering near record lows, President Biden made a trip to the Southern Border today and promised to begin pretending to care about it. "Listen folks, here's the deal. I don't care about the border," said the President to a Border Patrol horse he mistook for an agent. "But as I stand here today, I vow to begin pretending to care. I will do this until my approval numbers go up a few points. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/facing-low-approval-biden-promises-to-start-pretending-to-care-about-the-border

Biden Brags He Could Let Migrants Shoot Someone On Fifth Avenue And Not Lose Any Votes WASHINGTON, D.C. — With Democrats nervous that Biden's handling of immigration and the border could cost them the election, President Biden defiantly boasted to a small crowd of supporters that he could let illegal migrants shoot someone on 5th Avenue and not lose any votes. "Listen, folks, it's nothing to worry about. I just imported, 8 million, 80 thousand, trillion-billion, 80 million, thousand new voters from across the southern border," said Biden. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-brags-he-could-let-migrants-shoot-someone-on-5th-avenue-and-not-lose-any-votes

Opinions about this piece? Have any other examples of elder abuse to add? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` Elder Abuse Is a Crime. We're All Watching It Happen to Joe Biden | Opinion [...] Now it's time for America to confront the Abuse That Dare Not Speak Its Name: elder abuse. And the victim is none other than President Joe Biden. [...] https://www.newsweek.com/elder-abuse-crimeyet-were-all-watching-it-happen-joe-biden-opinion-1873519

Thrilling Monday report, see man: We were exceptionally productive today, si and whee man. We spent the morning compiling our taxes for our team of CPAs, compile we man. Our estimated annual income (from sales of POTS*) was as follows, see man: $Many,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, $i man. *buy yours today, si man It took a full-sized U-Haul truck to carry our $ale$ receipts to the CPA, jammed full man. Regular people would expect to pay $Many in taxes for even a fraction of this income, si man. We, however, typically have ours waived by the Feds, $ucce$$ful Bu$ine$$ Typhoon we man. The government doesn't want to risk our taking the POTS business offshore, no man. Lunch was a Monday-special 'roni 'za** from a sports bar, retrieve and ingest most we man. **bought on deep discount, financially savvy we man A nice siesta was taken postprandially, zzz we man. Din-din was the remaining Many (2+1) slices of the aforementioned 'za, ingest we man. We spent the rest of the evening doing financial and other stuff, productive we man. Party with the rubias after the late TV news, cavort we man.

Spill the beans, si D ma'am!

This sounds like a fair deal. You got the appointment quickly! Magnificent! This will motivate the attorney even more. Sounds like you're on your way to a successful ending. Thanks for the uplifting update, and keep us apprised.

We wonder what snakes use for genitalia, wonder we man.

You have a knack for finding cool websites! Interesting article. Quote from it: Moreover: gear and supplies cannot be airlifted all the way to Base Camp. Helicopters will have to leave their loads at Syanboche, above Namche Bazaar, a day and a half away. From that point, yaks will have to carry the loads. "The idea here is to spread economic benefit to the local yak herders and porters," explained Dawa Steven. "The practice of yak herding is slowly dying out because of a lack of incentives. It also creates other problems, like having less yak dung for cooking and heating." Yak dung is the main source of fuel above tree line, located at around 4,000m. -------- Yakkity yak. Link to one of the hottest threads in CEHST: https://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/794053-booming-yak-industry-brings-new-way-of-life-to-herders-on-plateau/#comment-10778551 See bottom of this Kanye West classic: https://genius.com/Kanye-west-lift-yourself-lyrics

...or else she won't eat I don't know how they eat that noxious glop. It stinks (olfactory sense). They won't leave us alone until they get what they want.

There Are New Rules for Pooping on Mount Everest Poop it out, pack it down. That's the new directive for climbers on Mount Everest this year. On Thursday, February 9, Nepali officials told the BBC that mountaineers ascending the world's highest peak will have to bring their feces down to Base Camp using plastic wag bags. The rule was instated by the Pasang Lhamu municipality, the local government that oversees much of the Nepali side of the peak. "Our mountains have begun to stink," Mingma Sherpa, chairman of Pasang Lhamu rural municipality, told the BBC. "We are getting complaints that human stools are visible on rocks and some climbers are falling sick. This is not acceptable and erodes our image." [...] https://www.outsideonline.com/outdoor-adventure/everest/mount-everest-poop-rules/

Large 'cryptic' creature found lurking under bridge in Ecuador. It's a new species Oblivious to the traffic passing overhead, a large creature lurked under a bridge in Ecuador. The "cryptic"-looking creature hunted for food, sought out mates and generally went misidentified. Not anymore. https://www.yahoo.com/news/large-cryptic-creature-found-lurking-184241322.html

[cue Leftist sobs] Then he belongs here even less. --- Makes one long for the days of trickles of "single Mexican men seeking work."

It's a very good vitamin. I sure don't want that norovirus.

Thrilling Sunday-report-on-Monday, see belatedly man: Collected Mama T-B. for luncheon at Cousinette T-B.'s casa, short distances man. Turned out to be a celebration of various February birthdays, Mama T-B. one of same man. Attendees were mostly family, with a couple of other couples man. We consumed several bagels + lox + turkey and egg salad, ingest we man. Stayed approximately 2 hours + half an hour, reasonable length man. Dropped Mama T-B. back at her crib, drop senior she man we man. At casa, serviced indignant miu, started last laundry, and siesta'd, service launder zzz we man. After siesta, dished the warsher, domestic we man. Watched AFV, pretty good man. Began lengthy project that we'd put off for a month, industrious we man. Skipped din-din and even snacks, involved we man. Just got onto VJ and now it's nearly zzz time, we man! No party with the rubias tonight, they'll have to suffer till tomorrow night man.

Hopefully one won't pull one's drawers out from the dresser and find snakes therein, trouser-snakes notwithstanding man.

For what -- appetite, or schizophrenia?

It's still Sunday in parts of the continental United States (whew). Here now, without delay, is our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: ============================================================= THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY If Cinderella's shoe fit so perfectly, why did it fall off in the first place? If cats could text you back, they wouldn't. I sympathize with batteries -- I'm never included in anything, either. To whoever stole my antidepressants: I hope you're happy. A man is incomplete until he gets married. Then he's finished. I bet jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter fish. The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses. My friend David just had his ID stolen. Now he's just Dav.

New York Prosecutes Couple For Fraud For Listing Their House For $499,000 When It Ultimately Sold For $485,000 NEW YORK — Local couple Marty and Shelly Cross have been officially charged with fraud after listing their home for $499,000 when it ultimately sold for slightly less. "The Cross family knowingly and willfully tried to get a good deal when they sold their home," explained Attorney General Letitia James. "The State of New York hereby assesses the Cross family a fine of $50 million for their egregious actions. If they cannot pay by tomorrow, we will begin kidnapping their children to hold as ransom." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/new-york-prosecutes-couple-for-fraud-for-listing-their-house-for-499000-when-it-ultimately-sold-for-485000

The Curious Case of Nikki Haley [...] Today, we are witnessing the equally curious transformation of a politician from a once reliable Republican conservative to a radical Democrat who seems intent on killing her own presidential political career in the crib. I am talking, of course, about Nikki Haley. [...] https://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2024/02/24/the_curious_case_of_nikki_haley_150551.html

This is a readable, elegant article with details perhaps new to us. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Lasting Damage of Bidenomics Recently, Democratic Party-cheerleading economist Paul Krugman declared, "Inflation is over. We won." This is like a robber shooting you and then declaring, "The coma I put you in is over! We won!" The truth is that the wild inflation, high interest rates, bank failures, and other economic harms of the last three years were all entirely avoidable and all entirely caused by President Biden and the Democrats' arrogant and unwise policies. [...] https://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2024/02/24/the_lasting_damage_of_bidenonmics_150552.html

Perhaps, but they're cheaper than skilled U.S. hires.

Reactions to this? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cat Ownership May Increase Risk of Developing Mental Health Conditions Recent findings from a study published in the Schizophrenia Bulletin have sparked discussions in the medical and pet-loving communities. Researchers have unveiled a surprising link between cat ownership and an elevated risk of experiencing schizophrenia and related mental health conditions. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/cat-ownership-may-increase-risk-110658420.html

Bets on whether this sank into her occasional-cortex? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ AOC heckled in fiery town hall: 'All you care about is illegal aliens' A town hall hosted by Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y. touting the apparent benefits of the Green New Deal ended up turning some attendees red with anger on Thursday. The socialist lawmaker was speaking at an event in Queens in New York Citywhere she was heckled by two attendees who accused her of caring more about illegal immigrants than those whom she was elected to represent. One of the hecklers, Jonathan David Rinaldi, said he is challenging Ocasio-Cortez for her congressional seat. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/news/aoc-heckled-fiery-town-hall-125507871.html