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  1. I recall reading somewhere that it's permissible to deceive and lie to infidels if it furthers the cause of Islam. Will research to confirm or dispel this.
  2. Thrilling Friday non-ES report, see man: Awoke on time but did irritating administrative work before ES-ing, burdens of being a successful Business Typhoon we man. Lunch was at BK* on the road, ingest we man. *WUOC, financially savvy we man Returned to casa and indignant desire-treating miu, service indignant miu we man. Took shower, borderline objective need but good move always man. Siesta'd like a dead thing for a planned hour truncated by call from Mama T-B., man. 'Twas prophetic, because neighbor's lawn service started blow-leafing just minutes later, man. Miu remained on our bed before, during, and after said siesta, unmovable miu man. Mini-B. got a Many (Many00 - [2+2+1]) -- si man, Many (Many00 - [2+2+1]) -- on his History poster, happy and we man. Din-din was onecan of Costco chunk chicken breast + 2 bread slices, ingest we man. On Saturday, we plan to procure remaining and deliver all of Uncle T-B.'s groceries, plan we man. On Sunday, Ecu handyman will come to help with mostly small projects, help Ecu he man. Later tonight, uninhibited party with the rubias, cavort we man.
  3. Friday ES report, see man: We attended Many (2x2x2 -1) of the Many (2x2x2 +1) itineraried ESs, si man. Good thing, too, because we'd have run out of time otherwise, late start we man. The first 2 and last 2 ESs yielded the take, see man: -- calculator = $1, OK man -- calculator with musical keys = $2, deal man -- gigantic book of jokes ( ) = $Many ($2+2), deal man -- roller for garden hose, silent-sweep wall clock, Many (2+2+1) fresh "D" batteries, mouse pad = $Many ($2x2x2x2), steal man Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2 -1) We wanted a hose-roller for winding up our blow-leafer's long extension cord, pleased we man. We needed another wall clock because, of the 2 most recently purchased out-of-town, one failed to survive the trip back and the other was ultimately defective, oh well man. Although we could have done without the Many (2+1) dud ESs in the middle and were exhausted after T-B.-mobiling over Many00 miles, this was a productive ES itinerary, si man.
  4. Start time precised, see and si and DA man. Start time for PRG precised, see and si and DA man. Who could possibly not like stroganoff, huh man? You must educate Mini-DA man, si DA man.
  5. (Dam Yankee, obviously man.) Puny list of Texas historical items precised, see and si and man. A passenger plane began losing altitude over the Atlantic, si man. The captain dumped fuel, but the plane kept going down, si man. He dumped the luggage and doggie-crates, but the plane kept going down, si man. Finally, he came on the intercom and said, "Folks, I've tried everything, but we're losing altitude, si and sigh man. I'm going to ask for volunteers to jump off the plane in hopes of saving everyone else, si man." "Vive le France, oui man!" said the Frenchman, and he jumped off the plane, bye man. "God save the King, verily man!" said the Englishman, and he jumped off the plane, bye man. "Long live Mother Russia, da man!" said the Russian, and he jumped off the plane, bye man. "Remember the Alamo, si man!" said the Texan, as he threw off an illegal Mexican, adios man.
  6. Thread is moved from the "AOS from WS&T Visas" Case Progress subforum to the US Citizenship main forum Yes, yes, yes. Be prepared to produce every bit of evidence regarding this case.
  7. Biden: 'Black History Is Just As Important As Normal People History' WASHINGTON, DC — President Biden expressed his support for African American history at a kick-off celebration for Black History Month by telling those gathered he believes black history is just as important as normal people history. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-black-history-is-just-as-important-as-normal-people-history
  8. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Gaza Votes For Ceasefire In Chicago GAZA — Amidst an ongoing conflict between Hamas and Israel, residents of Gaza banded together Thursday to vote for a ceasefire in Chicago, a city they say is an absolute war zone. "We are appalled by the endless violence in Chicago. How can anyone live there?" declared Gaza resident Ahmed Al-Astal Abu Al-Najjar. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/gaza-votes-for-ceasefire-in-chicago
  9. Eggs and Stones May Not Break Bones But Euro Farmers Are Angry As to the climate cultists, if they were planning on going anywhere near Brussels today, it might be a better idea to stay put. The figurative sacrificial chickens for your cult haven't come home to roost on the streets surrounding the European Parliament building – the literal ones have. European farmers began descending on the city en masse in the pre-dawn dark this morning to protest the EU's over-regulation and crippling economic burdens. [...] https://hotair.com/tree-hugging-sister/2024/02/01/eggs-and-stones-may-not-break-bones-but-euro-farmers-are-angry-n608857
  10. Welcome to the forum! You'll find support here. There's a huge "VAWA" thread in the Effects of Major Family Changes forum, the forum where I'm moving your thread. You'll find a lot of others to uplift you there.
  11. Thrilling Thursday report, see man: There is nothing like a daylong headache, continuous man. After in-casa delays, went to Costco for up to Many (2+2) sale items, venture we man. Two were too expensive even on discount, forget them man. The chief product of interest was sold out at 2 p.m. on a Thursday, we man. We found the Many'th (2+2th) item and picked something else up, oh well man. Store was mobbed with rude non-English-speakers with no sense of personal space, man. Rant, see man: Quit blocking entire aisles by means of your sloppy cart-placement, man! Lunch (at 2 p.m.) was the Costco footlong hot dog + Pepsi, ingest financially savvy we man. We left frazzled and with a bigger headache than we'd gone in with, man. Before decompression at the casa, Mama T-B. called, call we man senior she man man. There came another half-hour of induce-headaching lectures and worries, man. A siesta was surprisingly restorative, be thankful for little crumbs of happiness we man. Din-din was toucans of chicken noodle soup, ingest we man. We then decided to do most of our & Uncle T-B.'s shopping at Aldi, decide we man. Heavy, infuriatingly slow traffic, miss every stoplight needlessly man. Got our few items, stash in T-B.-mobile we man. Re-entered for Uncle T-B.'s Many items, also stash in T-B.-mobile we man. Tried to re-enter to use restroom, one minute before closing time man. "Manager" refused our entry, saying, "No, man -- we're closed, man." We have Corporate's number on our receipt, and man. Just driving out, we get a call from ex-Mrs.-T-B., call we man ex-she man man. "We're at your door -- where are you, huh man?" said ex-she man. "Huh, man?" said we man. "Mini-B. needs help with his hoamwurk, si man. We tried calling you, si man." We explained our situation, headache in full bloom man. "I'll let him in and we'll wait for you, si man," said ex-she man. At the casa, we hurriedly crammed all cold items into fridge/freezer, hurry we man. We then bathroomed ourself, highly necessary man. Miu was loudly lobbying for din-din, not time yet man. Mini-B. was mini-hooping, loud racket man. Our headache was at Many -- si man, Many -- on a 1-to-Many scale, man. Mini-B.'s project was to make a poster for Texas History, small blessing man. We asked him the instructions, highly vague wee man man. Our headache topped Many, same poop different day man. Furthermore, this was a 2-student job to have been completed in class, man. Mini-B. + partner had done only the title and a headline, man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. had to return to her casa to retrieve Mini-B.'s laptop, man. Ex-she man then stayed, do own work while waiting man. We referred Mini-B. variously to ChatGPT, findlaw.com, and the Texas Constitution online man. We practically dictated the verbiage for the poster, dictate we man. We found and printed the Internet images to accompany the verbiage, find and print we man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. impatiently glued the images to the poster, got glue on our din-din table too man. All this time, miu was conducting close-up supervisory inspections, nosy miu man. Ex-she man then hustled Mini-B. back to her casa to get him ready for bed, impatient ex-she man. Now what if the rubias had been here at the casa during this unannounced invasion, huh man? We have just consumed the last Many'th of the Costco chicken salad, ingest we man. We are consuming (hand-over-fist) Cape Cod Kettle Cheaps, ingest we man. Our diet today should have consisted solely of HSM analgesics, conclude we man. We have itineraried Many (2x2x2 +1) -- si man, Many (2x2x2 +1) -- ESs for Friday, itinerary we man. We shall probably attend at least Many (2x2x2 -1), realistic minimum man. Party with the rubias imminent, cavort we man.
  12. Blatant pass-bucking Ontarklar! Blatant, BLATANT pass-bucking PASS-BUCKING Ontarklar! You'd get even more of these if you'd get busy NOW and produce more offspring, si and see and D ma'am!
  13. Nikki Haley probably has every second of it memorized and experiences utter ecstasy when re-watching it.
  14. You tell Hillbilly to turn those non-bons into bon-bons and get you bunny slippers (pink) immediately, si D ma'am! Neglectful delinquent Hillbilly! Neglectful, NEGLECTFUL delinquent DELINQUENT Hillbilly! Call the delivery service with our address pronto, si D ma'am. To be precise, Many years old, see and si and quit sidestepping P-math D ma'am. And you're behind by several years in offspringing more, si D ma'am! You need twins, Manylets, Manyruplets, and Manytuplets, si D ma'am! Delinquent non-produce-offspringing Ontarklar! Delinquent, DELINQUENT non-produce-offspringing NON-PRODUCE-OFFSPRINGING Ontarklar!
  15. Si, D ma'am. Evil poison-tortoising Ontarklar! Evil, EVIL poison-tortoising POISON-TORTOISING Ontarklar! You quit eating bon-bons in your bunny slippers and get to work right now, si D ma'am! Make-excusing indolent Ontarklar! Make-excusing, MAKE-EXCUSING indolent INDOLENT Ontarklar!
  16. I've not heard that Lima has been a difficult consulate. However, it NEVER hurts to front-load a little. Add a few items that confirm your bona fide relationship with the beneficiary. This would include selected texts or chats. (Do NOT send anything in which you, even in fun, refer to each other as "husband/wife"!) You could consider constructing a "relationship timeline" of key dates and occurrences. The reason to front-load is to ensure that the consulate can't deny seeing anything that USCIS has seen. This happened to several of my contemporaries at the [censored] Guayaquil consulate.
  17. Scintillating repartee lately except from DA man, yawn except for DA man man. One would think that a staggeringly wealthy POTS* magnate -- no man, not just a magnate, but a veritable Business Typhoon -- would be a hotter commodity socially, si man. *buy yours today, si man!
  18. Low temperature in Fairbanks predicted to be -45 F. today. Sure hope there's no wind.
  19. Good article, and good choice for posting. Most officials in Mexico are probably compromised. The question of whether AMLO knew about it (or approved it) can probably be answered either if he admits it or by watching his actions toward the narcotraficantes.
  20. Remember when the previous Biden, Jimmy Carter, welcomed all refugees from Cuba, and Castro emptied his prisons and mental asylums?
  21. Brock Purdy Excited To Finally See Taylor Swift Live As He Can't Afford Eras Tour Tickets SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Unable to afford Eras Tour tickets on his historically low salary, San Francisco 49ers quarterback Brock Purdy finally punched his ticket to see Taylor Swift live with a remarkable comeback win over the Detroit Lions. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/brock-purdy-excited-to-finally-see-taylor-swift-live-as-he-cant-afford-eras-tour-tickets
  22. Ex-Boeing Manager Issues a Dire Warning to Travelers Regarding the 737 Max 9 https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2024/01/31/ex-boeing-manager-stay-the-hell-off-the-737-max-9-jet-n2634452
  23. This one is sad to learn about. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Media Company 'The Messenger' Bites the Dust Less Than a Year In, As News Bloodbath Continues The Messenger, a digital media start-up that only launched in 2023, is shutting down. Axios first reported the news on Wednesday evening, describing it as one of the "biggest media failures of the internet era." [...] https://redstate.com/benkew/2024/01/31/another-media-company-bites-the-dust-as-news-bloodbath-continues-n2169475
  24. Oh, baby, but this is a classic! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ President of El Salvador Dunks on Rep. Ilhan Omar Judging from her recent comments, we thought that Rep. Ilhan Omar's allegiance was confined to Somalia. That's not true, though; she also likes to meddle in other countries, like El Salvador. Omar encouraged her colleagues in Congress to urge Secretary of State Antony Blinkin to do something about El Salvador's elections. [...] https://twitchy.com/brettt/2024/01/31/president-of-el-salvador-dunks-on-rep-ilhan-omar-n2392421
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