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Thread is closed in favor of OP's happy post in the April 2025 Filers' thread.

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Thrilling Thursday report, see man: We zzz'd poorly and indeed awoke before both the alarm and sunrise, Bro G. already Walmarting man. Miu chiefly quiescent, chiefly quiescent except when lobbying for miu-food miu man. We can tell when she keeps jumping on our desk and tables, obvious miu man. Spent practically all day taxing, ours Uncle T-B.'s Mama T-B.'s man. Lunch was 2 ham-&-cheese sandwiches, ingest we man. Finally decided to try to zzz, siesta much-needed and somewhat successful man. Mini-B. arrived* for Two Guys Eve, totally forgotten by distracted we man man. *still radio silence from skoolbus stoopervisor and DiRectum of Transpurtayshun man Din-din was Popeyes**, ingest Two Guys man. **bought WUOC, F$WM Movie night was Night at the Museum, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. These will be pre-applied to next week's Two Guys Week total, very good start man. During movie, Uncle T-B. called once, Adguard not working on his computer man. Mama T-B. called Many (2+2+1) -- si man, Many (2+2+1) -- times, man. She wanted to test the ring-tone on her phones again, just like yesterday man. She forgot how to set her alarm clock, increasing pattern of forgetfulness man. She's afraid to call tonight's noosering assistant, hostile thick-dialected loser man. She refused our repeated offers to show up to help with alarm clock, man. Meanwhile, time latened and we feared not being able to finish movie, man. We ultimately returned Mini-B. just a bit later than preferred, relief man. At this writing, miu came alive, animated miu man. Did not want miu-food, served anyway man. Did not want full brushing, partial brushing anyway man. Wanted to play, chase dangly-pole miu man. She caught it and we complimented her on being a good huntress, compliment we man miu man man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. We tried to itinerary GSs/ESs for Friday, try we man. There are no GSs and one ES appealing to us, strange man. The ES is in Favorite Medium-Sized Town, good part man. The ES starts at 2 p.m., bad part man. Full day on Saturday, but more-expensive local Chinese buffet man. Looks like we'll have to risk delaying ES-ing till Saturday, hope for no emergencies we man. We shall visit Mama T-B. and Costco Business Center on Friday and continue taxxing, conclude we man. And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

He's got no self-control and he doesn't WANT any, si and no mam ma'am! All that matters is that she's a rubia, see and si and whee Bro G man.

Thread is moved from Off Topic to Site Discussion -- topic involves changing a VJ timeline/profile.

Would-Be Trump Assassin Sentenced to Life in Prison Ryan W. Routh, the deranged activist who tried to assassinate Donald Trump during the 2024 election cycle, received a sentence of life in prison on Wednesday. The Tampa Free Press reported that U.S. District Judge Aileen Cannon handed down the sentence for Routh today, in the same courtroom where he received his guilty verdict five months ago. At the time of the guilty verdict, Routh reportedly tried to stab himself in the neck with a pen. [...] https://pjmedia.com/catherinesalgado/2026/02/04/would-be-trump-assassin-sentenced-to-life-in-prison-n4949106

Need to name this guy Napoleon Blownaparte. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Man, 24, sparks evacuation at French hospital after doctors find 8ins-long live WW1 artillery shell in his rectum A man sparked an evacuation at a French hospital after doctors discovered an eight-inch-long live World War I artillery shell in his rectum. The unnamed 24-year-old rushed to the Rangueil Accident and Emergency unit in Toulouse, in the south-west of the country, late on Saturday night. 'He was in a state of extreme discomfort, having inserted a large object up his rectum,' said an investigating source. 'Emergency surgery was carried out, and the object was found to be an artillery shell dating back to the First World War. 'Worse still, it had not exploded, and so bomb disposal experts had to be called to diffuse the shell, with the fire brigade standing by.' Staff and patients were evacuated from Rangueil Hospital, and [...] https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15519391/Man-24-sparks-evacuation-French-hospital-doctors-8ins-long-live-WW1-artillery-shell-rectum.html

You're welcome. Others will be along to help further and to refine my answers as needed. Ah! Excellent. No I-751 needed.

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man: No word from skoolbus stoopervisor or DiRectum of Transpurtayshun, man. Miu normal-level quiescence, but night is young man. Arose early to prep to take Uncle T-B. to doctor, routine fizzicle exam man. Uncle T-B. was lost in space, Many years old senior he man man. Got to see Nooser Practitioner, very good she man man. Uncle T-B.'s blood labs are those of a Many-year-old ([2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2]-year-old), phenomenal man. He lost another Manyzen pounds, unsure how but not a health concern man. His A1c went from Many.Many to Many.0, amazing and no longer on diabetic red line man. We will try to get him to a vascular specialist, chronic lymphadema/cellulitis man. Uncle T-B. took us to lunch, our choice man. Went to Olive Garden, lunch specials F$WM. We had bean soup* and chicken parm, ingest we man. *waiter offered us a second bowl, so ingest tubowls we man Uncle T-B. had Many-cheese ([2+2+1]-cheese) ravioli, ingest most he man. We finished his last 2 raviolis, ingest we man. This was breakfast/lunch/din-din, over-ingest we man. We just weighed ourself, and we are fully Many (2x2x2 +1) pounds worse than last week, man. We are going to have to do something serious, NO out-ingesting and NO mindless snacking man. Walgreens filled 2 Rx's during this time, drop Uncle T-B. at casa then retrieve then return we man. Idiots began refilling ALL his Rx's, not necessary NOW because mere reauthorizations for later man. We then spent an hour installing Adguard on Uncle T-B.'s computer, infested with pop-ups man. He also had nearly a Many,000 spam e-mails and almost that many in Trash, delete all we man. During all this, Mama T-B. was aysheep because she thought her phones weren't ringing right, man. Returned to casa for a siesta, much-needed zzz man. Mini-B. quietly crept in & out of the casa during this, considerate wee man man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. visited Mama T-B. to nail-clip and out-straighten her phone, successful and unsuccessful respectively man. Mama T-B. called us in evening to discuss this at length and nag us about her taxes, what did she think we were trying to do when she called to interrupt man. We got most of Uncle T-B.'s taxes uploaded for CPA, one piece remaining man. As ever, we have one CPA per month to handle each month of POTS sales activity, $ucce$$ful Bu$ine$$ Typhoon we man. We predict that, once again, our net income from POTS sales will be $Many,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, $ucce$$ful Bu$ine$$ Typhoon we man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. On Thursday, we must itinerary the weekend's GSs/ESs, itinerary we man. We should also visit Costco Business Center, items needed man. And that was/is our thrilling Wednesday, report we man.

Alternative phrasing, see SR ma'am: -- a year or longer, si ma'am -- Many (2x2x2 +2+2) months or longer, si ma'am -- one Manyzen months or longer, si ma'am See how flexible P-Math is, see and si and agree SR ma'am? Two cardinal rules, see and si SR ma'am: -- upvote all of our posts reflexively, ma'am -- buy a POTS* for each room in your casa**, si ma'am *see first page of thread, see ma'am **at a handsome 0.000001% discount off full retail, see and si and whee SR ma'am

Lies travel around the world before the truth puts on its pants.

It should. If you don't have wills, powers of attorney, and other estate documents, these are excellent evidence -- and even more valuable to have in "life." This. Unsure of what your form is; others can comment. There's your answer. Optional. However, a question: Your timeline doesn't show I-751 information. If yours hasn't been approved, and your N-400 application "forces" adjudication of the I-751, then your wife would have to attend the combination interview. Not as such. You'll be scheduled for your Oath sometime later. After you have your Oath ceremony, you can apply for a passport at the posted fees. Get a passport book with extra pages (no extra cost). If you travel by land to Mexico or Canada, also get a passport card (see posted fee). Update your citizenship status with Social Security, state of residence, et al.

It should have been ALL of them.

You're about to lose sleep over this for little reason. Hand your erratum sheet to the officer, first thing. Situation solved.

Our jokes are really effective (see above)! Accordingly, here's our Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: ================================== PUNNY THOUGHTS I saw a theft at an Apple store, so that makes me an iWitness. I'm Buzz Aldrin, second man to step on the moon. Neil before me! To the person who stole my laptop with my copy of Microsoft Office on it: I will find you. You have my Word! To the person who stole my glasses: I will find you. I have contacts. To the person who stole my place in line: I'm after you now! To the person who stole my limbo stick: That was a new low. To the person who stole my dictionary: I have no words. To the person who stole my bed: I won't rest until I find you. To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now. To the person who stole my case of energy drinks: I hope you can't sleep at night. To the person who stole my power steering: I just can't handle it.

Nigel Farage says 'It's time I was in charge' as Tory defections to Reform UK mount Every year, Nigel Farage claims his populist movement is about to destroy the Conservative Party and remake British politics. The thing is, he might be right this time. "This is the biggest set of elections between now and the next general election, and it could be a very, very pivotal moment," Farage told the Washington Examiner in an exclusive interview, referring to upcoming local elections. Farage, the architect of Brexit turned leader of Reform U.K., has seen his support surge while Prime Minister Keir Starmer and his Labour Party suffer historically unprecedented levels of disapproval. Meanwhile, the usual benefactors of Labour's demise, the Conservative Party, are being picked off one by one by Reform as it looks to supplant them as the true party of the British right. [...] https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/world/4438744/nigel-farage-in-charge-tory-defections-reform-mount/

The World's Deadliest Wild Cat Is the Size of a Kitten and Equally Adorable If you were a gerbil or a small bird in the deserts of southern Africa, you'd likely spend your nocturnal hours fearing the African black-footed cat — or the Felis nigripes, if we're being technical — a vicious killer with night vision and incredible hearing abilities, capable of targeting its prey with exceptional accuracy. But as a human, you'd be forgiven for wanting to snuggle up to this miniature menace (after all, people aren't on its menu). It turns out that the world's deadliest cat might also be in the running for the cutest, with its tiny stature, round face, and curious eyes. Make no mistake, though: Despite weighing between just 2 and 6 pounds (less than most housecats), this is no passive pussycat. [...] https://nicenews.com/environment/world-deadliest-wild-cat-size-kitten/

Yee-HAAAAA!

Country-specific thread is moved from the K-1 Process forum to the Mexico/Latin/South America regional forum.

Yee-HAAAAA! [Note to T-B.'s self: Jokes worked again... jokes worked again... ] Let us know when it happens, and give us a full report! Your gracious words and sincere appreciation will make all contributors here feel good, and you give hope to everyone who's still waiting.

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man: It was not a bad day, one of the very few such recently man. Miu was not particularly active, but the wee hours loom, nocturnal miu man. Awoke before alarm, we man. Looked out window and saw rain, How Dry We Aren't man. We were VERY fortunate that the casa-painting was all done on Monday, relieved we man. Went out to collect weekly rainwater newspapers, see if Subway coupons therein man. Most were soaked, and all were without Subway coupons, wait till next week we man. Intended to hit Mama T-B.'s taxes but got sidetracked researching CD rates, still some over Many% APY man. Lunch was onecan of Chunky split pea + ham soup, ingest we man. A siesta was then taken, mostly successful zzz we man. Visited Mama T-B. for nearly 2 hours, visit we man senior she man man. That entire time, we did not make her yell or cry, mirabile dictu et visu man. Returned to casa to find skoolbused Mini-B. chillaxing, chillaxed wee man man. He again mentioned approval of the casa's colors, endorsement man. He ingested an impressive amount of snacks, must restock already we man man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. actually showed up to retrieve Mini-B., retrieve ex-she man wee man man. As stated, she was highly impressed with the casa's colors, no more ridicule or lectures man. We pointed out that Many (2+1) of her Many (2+2) tyres need replacing, not on chica radar man. No word all day from skoolbus stoopervisor or from DiRectum of Transpurtayshun, no and no man. Maybe the latter has delegated it to underlings, not willing to bet on that one just yet we man. Din-din was toucans of Chunky chicken noodle soup, ingest we man. We were inflicted with an OPIOID crisis, Other People's Infernal Oak leaves Infesting our Driveway man. We off-blew said leaves, leaf us alone man. At half-of-half till Many (2x2x2) p.m., we decided to Costco, finally some sales on din-din items man. We first stopped at Uncle T-B.'s complex, root through recycle bins for Subway coupons we man. There were no Subway coupons there either, we man. We then Costco'd, Costco we man. Many (2x2x2) p.m. is the only sensible time to Costco, miss the rush man. All but one item that we got was on sale/special, F$WM. We found a couple of other desired items also on sale, F$WM. We gassed the thirsty T-B.-mobile, such a gas man. Precisely when we T-B.-mobiled away, it began to monsoon, cold front man. Timing Is Everything, conclude we man. Miu involved herself in investigating our purchases, investigatory miu man. There were many positives on Tuesday, see in review man: 1. The casa-painting was finished before the rain/monsoon, si man. 2. The casa windows muffled the rain sounds, si man. Many. We did not make Mama T-B. yell or cry, no man. Many. The curbsided paint is gone without incident, bye man. Many. Mini-B. & ex-Mrs.-T-B. are satisfied with the casa's colors, si and si man. Many. We had no wet oak leaves all over our pavement, blow them off we man. Many. Costco-ing was highly $ucce$$ful, F$WM. On Wednesday, we must chauffeur Uncle T-B. to doctor, si man. His lab results would make a Manyager envious, utterly amazing man. He will give us last 10ManyMany-INT form needed for his taxes, finally arrived man. Afterward, we should visit Costco Business Center, remaining items plus there-only items man. We must apply ourself to Mama T-B.'s taxes, quite complex man. And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.

Gracias, mam ma'am. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. saw them today and was quite impressed, big relief man. Whole first floor, si mam ma'am. Before us, some owner had painted them white, certainly before the HOA banned the painting of bricks, timing is everything man. The white has gotten a little faded or dirty, but the new colors help somehow, conclude we man and ex-Mrs.-T-B. man mam ma'am. We had all of this, too, si mam ma'am -- out of style, hard to clean/easy to dirty, and rather ugly, si man. We did this, too, si mam ma'am. Windows are like Andersen but under the contractor-only label, which we can't recall, si and no man. P-Math error precised, see and si and naughty mam ma'am man. We have solid-wood double doors, si man, with only 2 peepholes, see man. We dislike glass on doors in case of breakage by criminals or hurricanes, reason we man. We don't disagree with your choice of style at all, no mam ma'am. We have no data yet on either of these, no man. The positive difference is stark, si mam ma'am! We couldn't even hear it rain for these last 2 days, no man. Nor could we hear the garbage trucks passing outside*, no man. *however, this is sometimes handy to hear, timing is everything man Actually, we have never bought paint of any kind anywhere, come to think of it man. These were either left over from previous owners or VERY early purchases by then-Mrs.-T-B., surmise we man. We were perplexed by some of the white shades/textures and the many various cans of furniture stain, huh man. Nor technically are we, no mam ma'am. The smaller cans went inside a plastic bag, heavy but fit nicely man. This bag went into our wheeled curbsided bin, si man. The larger cans went carefully upright into bin bottom, si man. Bins are mechanically lifted into top of garbage truck, si man. Drivers have mirrors focused there to see whether anything is still falling out, conclude we man. Even if they noticed the paint cans at last moment, nothing they could do about it, see but no man. This is how we formed our reasoning, efficient we man. And nothing spilled or stank inside our ultimately de-curbsided empty bin, gratified we man.

What you say, and "anything to harm/not help Trump." Vitriolic TDS. Let's hope that Pres. Trump trumpets this during the State of the Union speech and at every other opportunity.

Avoid filing on what you think is precisely the 90th day; wait a couple or a few days longer. Folks have had their papers rejected because they miscalculated and ultimately filed "too early."

Do what OldUser says. Proactive correction is always positive and appreciated.