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If the Republicans play their cards right, wow! ~~~~ The Image That Killed the Democrats in 2026 and Beyond And just like that, it's over for the Dems in the 2026 midterms. Maybe even the 2028 general election. Maybe this is even the final nail in their creaky, splintering, mentally ill, Marxist coffin. Right now, they're trying to ignore it, the way they tried to pretend Hunter Biden's laptop didn't exist back in 2020. They were successful enough that time to push their vote machine over the finish line in Biden/Harris's favor, but that won't happen this time. This story, this image, is already out there. Still, they're trying to ignore it, hoping it goes away: [...] https://pjmedia.com/athena-thorne/2025/09/07/the-image-that-killed-the-democrats-in-2026-and-beyond-n4943417
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Yeah, we'll see. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ CBS News Admits Defeat, Will Stop Editing On-Air Interviews After Misleading Kristi Noem Clip Disgraced, far-left CBS News announced a policy change after it was caught selectively editing an interview with Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem. [...] https://www.breitbart.com/the-media/2025/09/06/nolte-cbs-news-admits-defeat-will-stop-editing-on-air-interviews-after-misleading-kristi-noem-clip/
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Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man. ------- Thrilling Sunday report, see man: Hip still behaving, hope not too good to be true man. Blood pressure again hosed, pills didn't do much man. Unwillingly dragged ourself to cut-hairing place, self-drag we man. Got all of our hairs cut, nice job man. This was at the beginning of a most-of-day monsoon, enough rain already man. Breakfast/lunch/din-din was toucans of Chef B. Beefaroni, ingest we man. A decent siesta was then taken, zzz we man. Single LL conquered, and warsher dished/de-dished, victorious we man. Miu demanded brushing twice, well-brushed miu man. Mini-B. arrived as planned, start of Two Guys week man. He immediately wanted to play back-patio basketball, join we man wee man man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. Must arise before o'dark-Many to breakfast Mini-B. before skool, man. Many admin things for Mama T-B. plus a visit are necessary, hopefully coherent we man. And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.
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VAWA, Part 27
TBoneTX replied to TBoneTX's topic in Effects of Major Family Changes on Immigration Benefits
It is Sunday, and here is our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: =========================================== FISHING DRUNK A drunk ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into it. As he did so, a loud voice from above said, "There are no fish down there." The fisherman walked several yards away and drilled another hole. As he peered into it, he again heard a voice say, "There are no fish down there." He walked about 20 yards away and drilled another hole. Once again, the voice said, "There are NO FISH down there!" The fisherman looked up to the sky and asked, "God, is that you?" "No, you idiot," said the voice. "I'm the skating-rink manager." -
Estimate time
TBoneTX replied to OlamAfruz's topic in Adjustment of Status Case Filing and Progress Reports
Thread is shifted from the main "AOS from K Visas" forum to the Case Progress subforum. -
Advice before filing
TBoneTX replied to Nywoek's topic in Adjustment of Status (Green Card) from K1 and K3 Family Based Visas
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Advice before filing
TBoneTX replied to Nywoek's topic in Adjustment of Status (Green Card) from K1 and K3 Family Based Visas
Avoid overthinking the AOS process. Read instructions carefully, interpret them literally, and answer/respond completely and honestly. Just file the I-485 as soon as you marry. Get multiple copies of your marriage certificate. The brand-new Mrs. T-B. & I got permission from our officiant to hand-carry the signed marriage license to the courthouse. We made a beeline there. The clerk said that no one had ever requested as many as 7 certificates, but she prepared them as we waited. We then immediately included one in the I-485 package. You should begin now to collect information for ROC (Removing Conditions). Take everything that comes to you in the mail or from other sources, and throw it into a box. Create a special document folder on your computer for online material. Come ROC time, you'll have plenty of evidence to pick from. In addition (actually, before anything), shop for a lawyer who can draft wills, medical & financial powers of attorney, and similar estate documents. These make superlative evidence for ROC, and they're even more crucial to have in "life." Remember that if you move from one U.S. state to another, your will may need to be redone. -
Our first update!
TBoneTX replied to Nywoek's topic in K-1 Fiance(e) Visa Case Filing and Progress Reports
This thread has been informative to many, and we all thank you for your diligence in updating it. Congratulations on your successes, especially in getting the dreaded SSN uneventfully. We look forward to your AOS posts. -
Wherever Texas is, mam ma'am.
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Thrilling Saturday non-GS/ES/MS report, see man: Hip behaved well except per below, see man. Blood pressure, good for the last 2 weeks with no meds, was hosed, take pill we man. Breakfast/lunch/din-din (at half-past 1 p.m.) was at Golden Corral, proximal we man. We consumed Many (2+2) platefuls of mostly beef & steamed fish*, ingest we man. *we always wonder what the fish got steamed about, wonder we man At the casa, an attempted siesta was hosed by 2 calls from Mama T-B. plus painful hip, man. Visited Mama T-B. thereafter, visit we man. Poor thing can't do one solitary thing because of central tremor, distressed we man. We did get to observe the Feeding lady, positive and proficient she man. Mama T-B. gave us several more tasks, got on them already compliant we man. After visit, did 2 errands but too late to get hairs cut, man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. No firm plans for Sunday other than our LL and watching NFL game, no and si and see man. And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.
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DCF in Cairo, Egypt
TBoneTX replied to ArwaE's topic in Direct Consular Filing (DCF) General Discussion
This is wonderful news -- enjoy the feeling! And thank you for returning with your updates. -
Saturday GS/ES/MS report, see man: We attended all, diligent we man. The Many'rd and Many'th ESs yielded the take, see man: -- full box fabric sheets for dryer = $1, steal man -- unused composition notebook = free, heavenly man Total = $1
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How To Commit Democratic Party Suicide
TBoneTX replied to TBoneTX's topic in Current Events and Hot Social Topics
Truth. ~~~~~~ Leftists Add Narcoterrorists to Their Mt. Rushmore of Heroes [...] for Democrats, the media, and the broader liberal establishment, who all must reflexively object to everything Trump does, the strike was an egregious violation of some unwritten code that says foreign drug cartels trying to poison Americans should be treated with kid gloves. [...] https://amac.us/newsline/national-security/leftists-add-narcoterrorists-to-their-mt-rushmore-of-heroes/ -
Thrilling non-GS Friday report, see man: Hip felt almost fine at wake-up, whee man. Got going earlier than preferred to deliver purchases of Mama T-B.'s stuff, lucrative man. There were some semi-luxury items that we didn't think would sell, no man. However, we did it, full-price financially savvy we man. From there to GS and grocerying at Aldi, efficient we man. Aldi is again selling Shepherd's Pie, favorite of Two Guys man. Breakfast/lunch was 2 turkey-&-cheese sandwiches, ingest we man. A nice siesta was then taken, zzz we man. Our PTSD nightmares about out-moving Mama T-B.'s casa seem to be diminishing, finally man. Tried to get Mama T-B. a high-yield savings account, HYSA man. This was more difficult than foreseen, have to locate senior she man's SS card man. Nevertheless, we got it done, wait 2 business days for approval man. By now, shadows beginning to fall man. Took 2 aspirin and mowed entire lawn, first time for that in 2 or Many months man. Back yard could not have waited another day, no man. Many (2+1) sweatbands were consumed, 2 job 1 recovery man. At end, our hip didn't hurt any more than did any other body part, man. We were hoping to finish in time to get our hairs cut, badly needed man. If we'd had half an hour more, it was achievable man. However, it will have to wait, oh well man. Din-din was the rest of the rotisserie chicken blobs that Mini-B. spurned, ingest we man. Our new computer keyboard failed, man. We ordered a new one for same-day delivery, Amazon Prime man. With much difficulty, we got it connected man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. We have itineraried Many (2+2) ESs, a GS, and an MS for Saturday, itinerary we man. We hope that we can do the entire route, semi-challenging man. Must visit Mama T-B. Saturday, mandatory man. And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.
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Friday GS report, see man: We attended this GS and found nothing, si and no man. Total = $0
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No such thing, no man.
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Chick-fil-A steals KFC's chicken crown
TBoneTX replied to X Factor's topic in Current Events and Hot Social Topics
I heard this on NBC Nightly News (I think their "good news" ending story). Thanks for posting it. -
Trump Unveils Giant Cannon For Faster, More Entertaining Deportations WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump delighted the nation this week, unveiling plans for a giant cannon that he hopes will facilitate faster, more entertaining deportations. "We've got to make our country safe again, and the best way to do that is with a giant cannon capable of firing them out of the country," said Trump. "I want a circus one. Just tremendous what those circus freaks can do. Can you believe they have a man who tames lions? I told them there's no way you can tame a lion, but he did it. Anyway, cannons. We're gonna have so many of them." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-unveils-giant-cannon-for-faster-more-entertaining-deportations
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Report: Kilmar Abrego Garcia Just One Away From Free Burrito On His Deportation Punch Card BALTIMORE, MD — As the Trump administration prepared to make another attempt to send a dangerous foreigner with a criminal record out of the country, news broke that Kilmar Abrego Garcia was allegedly just one away from a free burrito on his deportation punch card. The native of El Salvador had been the subject of intense media scrutiny after multiple run-ins with the law and repeated deportations and returns to the U.S., with sources now revealing that Abrego Garcia was excited that he was finally nearing the completion of his deportation punch card to score a free burrito. "It's what all of this has been about from day one," said one insider. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/report-kilmar-abrego-garcia-just-one-away-from-free-burrito-on-his-deportation-punch-card