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Thrilling Friday non-ES report, see man: Zzz'd like a log, zzz we man. Breakfast was powdered scrambled eggs + bacon, ingest we man. Lunch was both halves of a Manyple-decker ham-&-cheese sandwich, ingest we man. Obligation fulfilled at activity hotel, fulfilled and active we man. Siesta was attempted but failed, some hip pain returning man. Din-din at activity hotel was Many (2x2x2) chicken-salad-on-croissants*, ingest we man. *free at a hospitality room, F$WM Interacted with many old & new amigos, interactive we man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. We have itineraried Many (2+2+1) ESs for Saturday, itinerary we man. Last day of activities begins at half-past 1 p.m. Saturday, heartily participate we man. And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.
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N-400 October 2025 filers
TBoneTX replied to Verocopter's topic in US Citizenship Case Filing and Progress Reports
Yee-HAAAAA! (That's Texan for "Congratulations!") -
Friday ES report, see man: We attended all, reliable we man. All were utter wastes except for the 2nd ES, which yielded the take, see man: -- gigantic indoor-outdoor "Merry Christmas" doormat* = $2, steal man Total = $2 *Tuesday is Columbus Day in Poland, oj tak, so we will place this doormat out front in celebration, oj tak
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We avoid river rats, si and see man.
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I-751 July 2025 Filers
TBoneTX replied to mashtates's topic in Removing Conditions on Residency General Discussion
This makes sense. You have it, you're unrushed, and it will be there for review on the reviewers' schedules and you need not worry that it will be lost or overlooked during hasty paper-shuffling under pressure. In addition, it will make it clearer what (if anything) else is still needed. No drawbacks. -
Daughter's citizenship
TBoneTX replied to Jordan_01's topic in Military Immigration-Related Discussion
Thread is moved from the K-1 Process forum to the Military Discussion forum. -
NVC to Embassy Timeline 2+ Weeks
TBoneTX replied to meesu's topic in K-1 Fiance(e) Visa Case Filing and Progress Reports
Be sure to keep us apprised of your findings and progress. -
Thrilling Thursday non-ES report, see man: Beautiful weather, cold but sunny with died-down wind man. Breakfast was at the zzz-hotel, included in price man. We consumed foldover egg omelets, small sausages, and diced potatoes, ingest we man. This was the first time that any ES ever yielded any take whatsoever in several San Antonio trips, break the seal we man. After ES-ing, we had a busy schedule, si man. We presciently stuffed ourself at lunch, plan we man. We consumed half of a monster-sized big honkin' sub sandwich from medium-town supermarket, ingest we man. We thus didn't have to spend $$$$$$$ at activity hotel, F$WM. Wonderful activity with old & new amigos at activity hotel, whee man. Did get to finish amigo's din-din leftovers at restaurant there, opportunistically ingest we man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. & Mini-B. took care of miu, report they man. Mini-B. reports that miu was "grumpy," miffed miu man. We told him how to treat temperamental miu, instruct we man wee man re miu man man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. Only 2 obligations at activity hotel on Thursday, si man. More spectacular weather forecast, hopeful we man. We have itineraried Many (2+2) ESs and a Manyfamily GS for Thursday, itinerary we man. And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.
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This ain't some seaport, no sea Bro G man. This is San Antonio, see man.
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Special Thursday ES report, see man: We itineraried 2 ESs for Thursday, enterprising we man. The first ES (within a mile of our zzz-hotel) yielded the take, see man: -- NIP Many-foot in-/outdoor extension cord, NIP double-pack Vanity Fair din-din napkins, NIP bag rubber bands, ~full can Lysol spray, ~full box Q-Tips; half-box half-of-half-a-gallon slider bags = $Many ($2x2x2x2 -2), steal man Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2 -2)
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N400 - Boston Filers
TBoneTX replied to jebby's topic in US Citizenship Case Filing and Progress Reports
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Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man. ------- Thrilling Wednesday report, see man: Breakfasted/skoolbused Mini-B., groggy Two Guys man. Miu quite active but then became somnolent, schizoid miu man. Breakfast was pre-cooked frozen fried eggs, ingest we man. A desperately needed attempted siesta failed, man. Packed for trip, bedroom door closed but miu asleep anyway man. Sneaked stuff downstairs, miu barely cognizant man. Left casa right at noon, perfectly envisioned man. As soon as we got onto I-Many, the skies opened, monsooned like an illegitimate male child man. Lasted for nearly an hour, even the ducks wore their overshoes man. Cleared into beautiful skies, finally man. Rant, man: Why must Many-wheelers ([2x2x2x2 +2]-wheelers) going Many+1 mph insist on passing other Many-wheelers that are going only Many mph, bollox up traffic for people with places to go and things to do man? Took break halfway through, other favorite medium-sized town man. Walmarted to find stuff that we didn't want to fight city traffic later to procure, nothing there man. HEB'd to find same stuff, not there either man. Finally found it at Brookshire Bros., except only Powerade Zero fruit punch and not grape man. Some places are uncivilized, conclude we man. Arrived at zzz-hotel in decent time, despite road destruction in the same places as last year, man. Din-din was at excellent Mexican restaurant 2 blocks away, tradition for we man man. We consumed cheaps/salsa, 2 sauced chicken enchiladas, rice+beans, & Many (2+1) flour tortillas, ingest we man. Tried semisuccessfully to stay awake for local news, see weather report we man. Siesta'd for an hour, not nearly enough zzz for we man man. Went to activity hotel, catch up with amigos we man. Distracted by Mini-B. asking for miu instructions, miu mad and wouldn't ingest miu-food man. Upon leaving, gassed the thirsty T-B.-mobile, good highway mileage man. Returned to zzz-hotel, using lobby computer* to type Thrilling Wednesday report man. *infernal VJ ads man No party with the local or traditional rubias tonight, no cavort we man. Thursday means itinerarying ESs, preliminarily looks like Many man. Afternoon will be activities, looking forward to same man. And that was/is our thrilling Wednesday, report we man.
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VAWA, Part 27
TBoneTX replied to TBoneTX's topic in Effects of Major Family Changes on Immigration Benefits
It's Wednesday, and thus time for our Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: =========================================== BLIND MAN GOES PARACHUTING A blind man was describing his favorite sport -- parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him. "I am placed in the door and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go." "But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "Well, I have a very keen sense of smell, and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground," he answered. "But how do you know when to lift your legs for your final arrival on the ground?" he was asked again. "Oh, THAT?" he said. "The dog’s leash goes slack." -
Thrilling Tuesday report, see man: Zzz'd soundly until alarm, wonderful injected HSM man. Breakfasted/skoolbused Mini-B., quite timely wee man for once man. Our breakfast was pre-cooked fried eggs nuked to warmth, ingest we man. Siesta unsuccessful, too-caffeinated we man man. Weekly rainwater newspaper contained only BK coupons, no Subway for Many (2+1) months man. Discovered further trouble with Mini-B.'s next-year skool courses, man. Fortunately, Skool Kounsler available for caucus, caucus we man with she man man. Took "only" an hour-plus that we couldn't spare, man. Did other admin work, cash out Uncle T-B.'s matured CD we man. This took "only" an hour that we couldn't spare, man. Finally visited Mama T-B., visit we man senior she man man. She is not happy about our trip Wed-Sun, no man. We tried to up-clean the disasters committed by incompetent staff since Monday, man. Finally got a check in the mail, unacceptably delinquent payment for POTS* order man. *buy yours today, si man! Took it to bank amid gridlocked after-skool traffic, man. Then went to Uncle T-B.'s recycle bins to look for Subway coupons, none there either man. Subway will get no intentional business from us until they regain their senses, man. Mini-B. wanted BK** for din-din, accommodate wee man we man. **bought WUOC, F$WM No movie night, skool hoamwurk and pre-tripping duties man. We finally out-cleaned the back seat of the T-B.-mobile, untouched since June*** man. ***when Mama T-B. went down, sigh man We also updated our envelope of fast-food coupons, necessary man. The only valid ones are BK & Popeyes, what is going on with restaurateurs' common sense man?! We also paid bills, man. We still haven't packed a thing, no pack we man. We must create a "Miu Care" sheet for Miu T-B., fear disaster we man. Mini-B. will treat his sister as though she were his cute orange son, not similar mius at all man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. will either mail it in or forget about it entirely, know ex-she man we man man. We will return to a starving, aysheep miu, almost Many00% certain we man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. Wednesday duties as described, q.v. above man. And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.
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LPoP and unread, no see we man mam ma'am. However, further to Google Maps, we tried unmuting in the app, going to the stupid muted speaker, clicking, and hitting volume up, zero effect man.
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Depends whether one begins drinking immediately and heavily after injection, si and *hic* man.
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N-400 August 2025 Filers
TBoneTX replied to rocketdog39's topic in US Citizenship Case Filing and Progress Reports
VJ is a great resource. One overlooked part of the satisfaction is being able to fill in that very last line in your VJ profile.
