TBoneTX

Your U.S. Congressman's office might be of help. Call and ask for the "immigration liaison." There will be a form to fill out in order for the office to contact others on your behalf.

Thread is moved from Off Topic to the U.S. Citizenship main forum.

Democrats Explain Trump Was Going To Be Hitler During His First Term, But He Forgot U.S. — Democrats have warned that if elected a second time, Donald Trump will be an evil dictator just like Adolf Hitler. When asked why Trump didn't become Hitler during his first term, Democrats explained that he simply forgot. "Trump meant to be Hitler, but he forgot," explained Vice President Harris in a press conference at the White House. "Being Hitler just totally slipped his mind. Make no mistake, if Trump is elected again, he absolutely plans to turn into Hitler and probably will write himself a reminder this time." According to retired General John Kelly, [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-explain-trump-was-going-to-be-hitler-during-his-first-term-but-he-forgot

Thrilling Wednesday-on-Thursday report, see man: Day began inauspiciously, bummer man. We killed ourself decluttering before maid's promised visit, dead we man. About Many (2+2+1) minutes before promised arrival, we texted, where are you man. Maid: "I'm so sorry I didn't text you. I got busy and won't be coming," we man. We let her have it, politely man. She contacted us to say that she was free Wednesday, si man. She agreed to the day & time, si man. She forgot to note it, obviously man. She then tried to blame us, see man: "I prefer formal appointments rather than informal," 😕 man. If she didn't do such good work when she shows up, we'd tell her to stuff it, si man. We told her that this disrespect-of-calendar garbage must stop immediately/permanently, si man. We told her that she gets one more chance, si man. Dead silence since, big surprise man. Lunch was 2 turkey-&-cheese sandwiches, ingest we man. Our Mr. Coffee machine had died, so we ordered one for Walmart pickup, order we man. We got text that it was ready, si man. We went there, prompt we man. No one was at pickup and their phone number went to voicemail, man. Finally, someone came out of the pickup, assist we man. He couldn't find our name on the order list, no and man. A supervisorette-type did, about time man. Our order was soon brought, we were still off-urinated man. We filled out the "tell us how your experience was, si man!" survey, blast them we man. In evening, someone from there actually called to apologize, sincere he man. We still hate Walmart with the passion of Many,000 burning suns, man. After this, things got a little better, finally man. New Mr. Coffee worked to perfection, very nice man. We made Many calls on behalf of Uncle T-B., progress made re investments & medical man. We made a call on behalf of ourself, beneficial man. A siesta was squeezed in before skool pickup, zzz we man. Took Mini-B. straight from skool to off-campus basketball, eager wee man man. We saw cute mom-of-amigo there but couldn't renew acquaintances, oh well man. Mini-B. had fun, tired wee man man. Of course, ex-Mrs.-T-B. had failed to pay to enroll him for this new session, man. She also failed to get his sports fizzicle done in time to try out for skool basketball, man. Din-din was the Japanese-style chicken fried rice from Costco, ingest Two Guys man. Movie night involved more Everybody Hates Chris episodes, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, Many (2+2+2) for the week so far man. Mini-B. embedded on time, tired wee man man. We shall be up doing more administrative work, Business Typhoon we man. And that was/is our thrilling Wednesday, report we man.

A random noncontributory post has been removed, along with a post quoting.

Wife Begins Pre-Bedtime Ritual Of Chilling Feet In Freezer ST. PAUL, MN — A local wife revealed her pre-bedtime ritual consists of showering, applying lotion, and sticking her feet in the freezer. "Got to get these babies nice and cold before I get into bed with hubby," Heather Chase explained as she excused herself from the family game of Monopoly so she could get ready for bed. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-begins-pre-bedtime-ritual-of-chilling-feet-in-freezer

'You're At The Wrong Town Hall,' Snaps Kamala At Citizen Trying To Ask Her A Question [...] According to Maria Shriver, the facilitator at the town hall, Kamala's outburst was provoked by an ordinary, everyday citizen who got up to ask Kamala how she would respond to the problems with the US economy. "I think you're at the wrong town hall," Kamala reportedly fired back at the citizen as several Kamala staffers came to escort the poor woman out of the building. "You really ought to be at the town hall down the street, holistically. That wasn't one of the pre-approved questions you can ask me — try asking Trump instead! HAHAHAHA!" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/youre-at-the-wrong-town-hall-snaps-kamala-at-citizen-trying-to-ask-her-a-question

Wella, WELLA! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BREAKING: Tulsi Gabbard Joins the Republican Party Two years ago, Tulsi Gabbard, the former Democratic congresswoman from Hawaii and one-time Democratic presidential candidate, made waves by announcing her departure from the Democratic Party and became an independent. At the time, I was skeptical that she'd ever join the GOP, but on Tuesday, she finally took the next step and became a Republican. "And it is because of my love for our country, and specifically because of the leadership that President Trump has brought to transform the Republican party and bring it back to the party of the people and the party of peace, that I'm proud to stand here with you today, President Trump, and announce that I'm joining the Republican Party," she said at Trump's rally in North Carolina. "I'm joining the party of the people, the party of equality, the party that was founded to fight against and end slavery in this country. It is the party of commonsense, and the party that is led by a president who has the courage and strength to fight for peace." [...] https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2024/10/22/tulsi-gabbard-joins-the-republican-party-n4933555

It's Wednesday already, and time for our highly effective, upvote-worthy Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: =========================================== A DAY ON THE FARM A farmer drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked on the door. A boy, age 9, opened the door. "Is your dad or mom home?" asked the farmer. "No; they went to town," said the boy. "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" "No; he went with Mom and Dad." The farmer stood there for a few seconds, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself, when the young boy said, "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message." "Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really want to talk to your Dad about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant!" The boy thought for a moment, then said, "You’ll have to talk to my Dad about that. I know he charges $50 for the bulls and $15 for the boars, but I have no idea how much he charges for Howard."

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man: Neither we nor Mini-B. wanted to get up, slothful Two Guys man. We took Uncle T-B. to cardiologist, routine exam man. Doc said, "Come back in a year, si man," si man. Lunch was onebag of nuked mixed vegetables, ingest we man. A magnificent siesta was taken thereafter, zzz we man. Much progress made regarding Uncle T-B.'s new investments, financially savvy we man for senior he man. Din-din was lettuce salad + hot dogs, ingest Two Guys man. Mini-B. somehow finished overdue Science hoamwurk, we man. Maid supposed to come Wednesday at half-past Many a.m., yeah right man. She will charge "a little more," we man. If it's half again as much, that ain't a "little" more, no and man. However, this disastrous casa might be worth it this once, man. And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.

Good. Nail them.

The OP hasn't logged on to VJ in 6 years. Perhaps someone else here can answer.

Up-sucking-to-mostly-absent-Polish-Commie-Babe Bro G man! Up-sucking-to-mostly-absent-Polish-Commie-Babe, UP-SUCKING-TO-MOSTLY-ABSENT-POLISH-COMMIE-BABE Bro G man!

Thread is moved to the General Immigration Discussion forum.

Thread is moved to the Removing Conditions forum -- topic involves that phase.

This is some description! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Socialism strikes again: Cubans plunged into blackouts As leftists continue to praise communist Cuba, or at least maintain a polite silence, life is getting extraordinarily bad in the Castroite communist socialist island paradise. Since Friday, it's blackouts, on and off, across the island, except for in the wealthy tourist hotels, where Cubans are beaten by government thugs if they dare enter. Oh, and you can bet the party elites, out on their yachts or in wealthy enclaves hidden away from the locals and surrounded by armed guards, have gotten their electricity, too. They get it off the grid, which has collapsed. Yoani Sanchez, the indefatigable dissident observer of Cuba, writing from inside Cuba, put this description out: [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2024/10/socialism_strikes_again_cubans_plunged_into_blackouts.html

There's a reason Trump is campaigning in NYC: He might win there Yesterday, Donald Trump joined Fox News host Lawrence Jones at a Bronx barbershop. Trump, a Queens native who spent a lot of time on construction sites, was clearly at home among these guys in a way that Kamala and Walz never could be. (JD Vance would be at home there, too.) There was no fakery. Trump may be a billionaire, but these are his people—and because Trump is real, he understood the pain the barber's hyper-inflated energy bills are causing him. That pain and Trump's recognition explains why he's campaigning in New York, a place that ought to be a no-win for a Republican. The last time a Republican won New York state was during the Reagan revolution. Trump, though, may be trying to break that dismal Republican record. [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2024/10/there_s_a_reason_trump_is_campaigning_in_nyc_he_might_win_there.html

Mauritanians?! Good grief. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Another Ohio Town Is Being Invaded By Illegal Aliens [...] A small village near Cincinnati, Ohio, is being invaded by Mauritanian illegal immigrants, resulting in a 2,800 percent increase over 2022 when just 543 of them arrived in the town. Lockland Village Administrator Doug Wehmeyer said the illegal aliens have plagued the streets with fentanyl and crime. [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/saraharnold/2024/10/19/another-ohio-town-is-being-invaded-by-illegal-aliens-n2646463

This is a surprisingly detailed look at the Texas Senate debate, which I missed when it was televised. Read or skim this for your information. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ted Cruz's Chances at Reelection Are Looking Even Better After That Debate Against Colin Allred Republican Sen. Ted Cruz and Democratic Rep. Colin Allred recently met for a debate in the U.S. Senate race out of Texas. While the race is seen as one of Democrats' top targets in a challenging cycle for the party, Cruz gave a strong performance, with Bonchie at our sister site of RedState declaring, "Ted Cruz Leaves Colin Allred's Campaign in Shambles With Masterful Debate Performance." Susie Moore's "Weekly Briefing" also noted how "Cruz Rumbles." Allred seemed rather nervous and awkward. He also stuck to repetitive talking points. As Bonchie noted, "Allred wasn't ready for primetime, contradicting himself at multiple points and walking right into numerous receipt-laden traps set by Cruz." [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/rebeccadowns/2024/10/20/ted-cruz-debate-moments-n2646276

Is anyone sympathetic? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hospitals Reveal That Border Wall Trauma Falls Have Increased Severe injuries caused by falls from the U.S.-Mexico border wall are up 58 percent compared to 2023, according to a report from The San Diego Union-Tribune. Reportedly, the numbers from Scripps Mercy Hospital and UC San Diego Medical Center will go up in the next two months. Both hospitals provide services for a 30-mile stretch of the international border. This year, border falls, specifically, have "spiked tremendously," the outlet noted (via the Tribune): [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/madelineleesman/2024/10/21/hospitals-reveal-that-border-wall-trauma-falls-have-increased-n2646490

Important squealing, but then selective amnesia -- surprise! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Here's What Nathan Wade Told Congress About Fani Willis The lover of Fulton County DA Fani Willis and ex-Trump prosecutor Nathan Wade spilled the beans before Congress in a damning deposition last week. The GOP-led House Judiciary Committee, which is investigating the anti-Trump DA's financial affairs and prosecution of former President Donald Trump, released the 132-page testimony Monday in a move sure to spur Willis, who had demanded that Wade not answer certain questions under oath due to the "confidential" nature of the information. [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/miacathell/2024/10/21/nathan-wade-transcript-n2646512

Thrilling Monday report, see man: Had to arise at o'dark-Many to get Mini-B. to Band sectional, man. Tried to go back to bed afterward, need zzz we man. Got 2 phone calls and a text, we man. Lunch was some "egg bites" stuff from Costco, ingest we man. Went to vote, first day for same in Texas man. Line was quite long and probably at least half residents of Mama T-B.'s abode, bus trip man. We got out exactly one hour after we'd arrived, calculate we man. Returned to casa for siesta #2, still need zzz we man. Some noise outside awoke us, we man. At skool pick-up, Mini-B. mentioned needed saxophone supplies, $i and $igh man. Took Mini-B. to music store for Many (2+1) items, how about some planning next time man. Total was $Many00 + $Many ($2+2+1) -- si man, $Many00 + $Many ($2+2+1) -- we man. Miu was highly excited at Big Brudduh's presence, excited miu man. Din-din was 2 Hungry Man boneless fried chicken din-dins, ingest Two Guys man. Mini-B. then practiced scales and etudes, practice wee man man. Got Mini-B. embedded right about on time, minor miracle man. We must take Uncle T-B. for a routine doc caucus on Tuesday, chauffeur we man senior he man man. And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

Old thread is now closed to further comment. The recent poster with the question is welcome to start a new thread.

This is great! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Opinion: Trump went to McDonald's and fried Kamala Harris' campaign to a crisp It had reached the point where no one could break through. The presidential election had turned into a blur of cannon fire with each side shooting so many broadsides that nothing made sense. Nothing was discernable. Then Donald Trump went to McDonald's ... ... and BOOM! The roar was deafening. For a moment, the smoke cleared. The sea stilled. And you could hear the timber start to split. The mainmast of the Democratic Party was falling. [...] https://www.azcentral.com/story/opinion/op-ed/philboas/2024/10/21/trump-work-mcdonalds-kamala-harris-democrat-campaign/75776429007/

Revealing and inexcusable! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Report: Secret Service Didn't Know Crooks Was Armed Before He Opened Fire A preliminary report by the House Task Force on the attempted assassination attempt of Donald Trump provides new detail about the lack of coordination between the Secret Service and state and local law enforcement officers that contributed to Trump nearly being killed and the murder of rally-goer Corey Comperatore. The report, released early Monday, also asserts that [...] https://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2024/10/21/report_secret_service_didnt_know_crooks_was_armed_before_he_opened_fire__151809.html