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If your fiance's unemployment situation persists, be aware that the consulates can extend petition validity in 4-month increments for up to a year. Some will do this automatically, but it's best to request it in writing. Put your A-number in the subject line of your e-mail. Everyone here hopes for a speedy and happy resolution.

If true, great news. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hezbollah fleeing Israeli ground assault without putting up a fight Hezbollah militants are fleeing southern Lebanon, offering limited resistance to the Israeli ground invasion. Fighters are said to have "left the area" without demonstrating "meaningful defensive operations", according to the Institute of the Study of War (ISW), a major conflict think tank. Sources in Israel told The Telegraph that months of pre-invasion raids into Lebanon had helped push some of the group northwards, while the bombing campaign and pager attacks were also forcing some to flee. But the ISW said it was surprised by evidence from the early stages of the invasion showing an unwillingness to confront and fight Israeli troops. A report by the Washington-based think tank said: [...] https://www.yahoo.com/news/hezbollah-fleeing-israeli-ground-assault-120556223.html

She wouldn't give a poop about anyone's faith, honestly.

Si, man. Supposed to approach 100 F. in my parts on Monday...

Outlaws and martyrs are greatly improved by death.

That was mighty cool, indeed.

Thrilling Sunday report, see man: Mama T-B. didn't yell much at us during our visit, visit Two Guys senior she man man. Lunch for Mini-B. was some chicken tortilla soup and 2 desserts at Mama T-B.'s, ingest wee man. Lunch for us was a piece of carrot cake at Mama T-B.'s, ingest we man. Watched football back at the casa, watch Two Guys man. Two bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This tallied to Many (2x2x2 +2+1) bowls for the week, quota achieved man. Din-din was PB&J sandwiches with use of the jelly from Saturday's festival, ingest Two Guys man. Watched AFV and mini-hooped with Mini-B., watch and mini-hoop Two Guys man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. finally showed up, disorganized ex-she man. A lively game of Nerf football was played, play Two Guys and ex-she man man. Mini-B. finally left after a great Two Guys week, bye wee man man. Miu immediately became needy, fruitlessly explain Big Bruddah-less situation to miu we man. All Many LLs were subdued, victorious we man. Warsher has been dished and must be de-dished, domestic we man. It was truly a good Two Guys week, conclude we man. For Monday, we are debating whether to visit formerly favorite large thrift shop for half-off Columbus Day special, debate we man. Party with the rubias tonight nevertheless, cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

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Sunday! Time for our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke (this one is especially appropriate for this time of the year): =========================================== AN OUNCE OF BRAIN A man was lying in the hospital, waiting to be the first person in history to receive a brain transplant. A doctor came in and said, "Congratulations! But unfortunately, because this is a new procedure, your insurance isn't going to cover it all. So we're going to give you 3 choices for brains, and you can decide which you can afford." "OK -- what are they?" the man asked. The doctor said, "Well, first, there's engineer brain; that's $100 an ounce. Then there's astrophysicist brain; that will cost you $200 an ounce. Finally, there's politician brain. That's the most expensive, at $1,000 an ounce." The man looked at the doctor, surprised. "That's absurd! Why is the politician brain so expensive?" "Sir, do you have any idea how MANY politicians it takes to get an ounce of brain?"

After Patient Explains He's Thinking Of Voting Kamala, Doctor Gives Prescription For Testosterone Injection COLUMBUS, OH — Local man Devin Rogers received a prescription for immediate, high-dose testosterone injections after confessing to his doctor he was considering voting for Kamala Harris. "I'm afraid you have no testosterone in your body whatsoever, and I suspect you're already peeing sitting down," said Dr. Bonnie Denison, as Rogers nodded in shame. "In short, you've lost your balls, sir. We're gonna do our best to get them back, but it's going to be touch and go." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/after-patient-explains-hes-thinking-of-voting-kamala-doctor-hands-man-prescription-for-testosterone-injection

They DID have to hire actors... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Kamala Campaign Forced To Hire Gay Actors For Ad After Being Unable To Find Any Straight Male Kamala Supporters U.S. — The Kamala campaign was forced to pay gay actors to make a new ad about manliness after unsuccessfully searching the country for four straight male supporters. "Oh, I'm sure they can just act like they're straight," said campaign coordinator Julie Rodriguez. "Just have them sit on trucks and talk about carburetors, I'm sure no one will be the wiser." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-campaign-forced-to-hire-gay-actors-for-ad-after-being-unable-to-find-any-straight-male-kamala-supporters

Kamala Greets Latino Crowd With 'Donde Esta La Biblioteca?' LAS VEGAS, NV — Vice President Kamala Harris attended a town hall with Latino voters last night, where she opened by greeting the crowd with "Dónde está la biblioteca?" Wearing a sombrero and carrying maracas, Kamala hoped to make inroads with Latino voters that polls show are set to vote Republican in record numbers. "Ola! Yo quiero Taco Bell!" said Kamala to the crowd, shaking her maracas. "Please-o elect-o me-o, por favor! Haha!!" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-greets-latino-crowd-with-donde-esta-la-bibloteca

This is an absolute master class. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WATCH: JD Vance Turns the Tables and Demolishes 'Journalist' Pushing Illegal Immigration JD Vance continues to walk into the lion's den, doing one confrontational interview after another with various mainstream press outlets. The latest occurred in a sitdown with The New York Times, where Vance was peppered with questions about his views on illegal immigration. During a discussion on the topic, Times reporter Lulu Garcia-Navarro brought out an old mainstay among those who support illegal immigration, telling the vice presidential nominee that deportations can't happen because illegal immigrants are needed to build houses. Vance quickly turned the tables on her, though. [...] https://redstate.com/bonchie/2024/10/12/watch-jd-vance-turns-the-tables-on-journalist-pushing-pro-illegal-immigration-talking-points-n2180488

Secret Documents Show Hamas Planned Oct. 7 for Years, Delayed Massacre As They Begged for Allies The New York Times reported Saturday that they had obtained minutes from secret Hamas meetings that were seized by the Israeli military, and they provide some stunning—and concerning—revelations. The intel comes from the minutes of 10 planning meetings by Hamas leaders where they strategized about the October 7 attack on Israel, which they dubbed "the big project." Yahya Sinwar, a leader of the military wing of Hamas, planned the savage assault for over two years. The effort was delayed by over a year, however, as they tried to get other zealots involved: [...] https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2024/10/12/secret-documents-show-hamas-delayed-oct-7-attack-by-a-year-tried-to-get-iran-hezbollah-to-join-in-n2180493

"How many people are we having for dinner tonight, Dear?" asked the cannibal.

She's joined the fight between Bidementia, Kommie, and Timpon for the one functioning brain cell among them.

Thrilling Saturday non-ES report, see man: We were pleased when Mini-B. agreed to a Two Guys outing, make memories together man. Breakfast was at BK* -- in parking lot because BK was being renovated, surprise to us man. *WUOC, financially savvy we man Two Guys then T-B.-mobiled to a "rice festival"* Many miles away, trip-roading Two Guys man. **having nothing to do with rice, no man We had been to this one at least 2 but probably Many years ago, repeat experience man. Parked and were shuttled to event on amazingly luxurious full-sized bus, quite modern man. Paid full price for both tickets, Mini-B. too old by a year man. Thoroughly walked around, investigate Two Guys man. Found vendor selling elderberry products, buy jarred elderberry jelly*** we man. ***for $Many ($2x2x2 +1), definitely expensive side man Mini-B. even wanted to go into some of the antique shops, surprise wee man we man man. Got Mini-B. a blue raspberry lemonade, $Many ($2+2+1) man. Spent a bit over an hour there, weather quite hot man. Returned to T-B.-mobile via shuttle as stated, quite slick man. Mini-B. seemed pleased with the experience, Two Guys man. Stopped at the ESs on way back, q.v. above man. Returned to casa at half-past 2 p.m., about Many (2+2) hours of excursion man. We serviced demanding miu, showered, and siesta'd, si man. Mini-B. returned to his computer games, satisfied wee man. We were both still full from breakfast, sated Two Guys man. Din-din was burnt pork ends and tater tots, ingest Two Guys man. All Many Two Guys din-dins this week were confirmed hits, self-congratulate we man man. Before sunset, played football in back yard, play Two Guys man. At one point, we had a record Many (2x2x2x2x2) consecutive completed passes, impressive man. Yard -- mowed Many (2x2x2 +1) days ago -- looked like it was freshly mowed, no rain since man. The experience was pleasant, bond Two Guys man. We were pleased to have finally gotten Mini-B. out of the casa, victorious we man. The day was one of bonding, bond Two Guys man. It has been a great Two Guys week with Sunday to go, happy we man. Visit to Mama T-B. on Sunday, traditional man. Party with the rubias imminent, cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

"You are cordially invited to a Donner party..."

68 is typically comfortable. A point in your definite favor and with which I heartily agree!

Pres. Trump is to be taken seriously, not literally. Doing the converse is the biggest and most consistent mistake made by leftists, Democrats, et al.

Saturday ES report, see man: We indeed had a Two Guys experience (see Thrilling Saturday non-ES report, to follow man). We hurriedly reconstructed an itinerary involving Many (2+1) ESs, reconstruct we man. The Many'rd ES yielded the take, see man: -- NIP TheraBreath mouthwarsh, NIP Many-oz. ([2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2]-oz.) Folgers Colombian coffee = $Many ($2+1), absolute steal man Total = $Many ($2+1)

Experts Say Kamala Can Still Win If She Doesn't Appear In Public Again Between Now And Election Day U.S. — Despite polling momentum swinging towards former President Trump, political pundits believe that Kamala Harris can still win the election if she can just remain completely unseen and unheard until November 6th. "If they can just lock her in the basement with Joe, she has a shot," said NBC analyst Chuck Todd. "Kamala's favorability depends on people losing all memory of her voice, face, actions, and anything related to her in any way." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-say-kamala-can-still-win-if-she-doesnt-appear-in-public-again-between-now-and-election-day

'Now Is Not The Time For Independent Thinking,' Obama Tells Black Trump Supporters [...] "I know you feel like your brains are capable of making a wise and rational decision, but you need to take a moment and stop being all uppity," Obama said. "Y'all need to go into that voting booth like a bunch of good little brothas and mindlessly punch that ballot for anyone with a 'D' next to their name. That's your only job." "For four hundred years, the black man has been put down and told not to think. I'm just asking for eight more years of that." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/now-is-not-the-time-for-independent-thinking-obama-tells-black-trump-supporters

Read all about this slimeball. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Trump's Toughest Foe Could Be Harris Lawyer Marc Elias If Donald Trump gets past Kamala Harris on Nov. 5, he'll likely face a fiercer opponent in court – her campaign attorney, Marc Elias. The longtime Democratic Party lawyer has already filed more than 60 preelection lawsuits to stop Trump from becoming president again by combatting what he calls Republican "voter suppression" efforts such as requiring voters to provide identification at the polls. Echoing a standard Democratic talking point, Elias maintains that such requirements are "racist" strategies designed to make it harder for minorities to vote. At the same time, Elias has been sending letters to election officials in Georgia and other key swing states threatening legal action if they uphold challenges to voter rolls to remove noncitizens and other ineligible registrants. Some Georgia officials complain that his intimidation tactics are interfering with county registrars' ability to check the qualifications of voters. If Trump is declared the winner, the hard-charging attorney threatens to overturn his election by deploying an army of more than 75 lawyers to sue for ballot recounts in several swing states. Trump, in turn, has threatened to lock Elias up for election interference, as ABC News moderator David Muir pointed out in last month's presidential debate between Trump and Kamala Harris. [...] https://www.realclearinvestigations.com/articles/2024/10/10/trumps_toughest_foe_could_be_harris_lawyer_marc_elias_1064203.html