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Is Garden City better?

Agree with you. In addition, while reading it, I was reminded of how Woodrow Wilson presaged 0bummer in decreeing that the deplorables (of then and now) should be ruled by their betters.

That chick is great!

Stop clubbing baby seals! Stop clubbing, baby seals!

Scintillating Wednesday repartee*, yawn man. *Bad still-lurking Asia! Bad, BAD still-lurking STILL-LURKING Asia! ------- Thrilling Wednesday report, see man: Embedded ourself at half-past 2 a.m., night owl we man. Lay awake in stomach discomfort until finally dealing with it, oh poop man. Re-embedded ourself at half-past Many (2+2) a.m., really sucky hour man. Text (ignored) later awoke us, we man. Finally ex-bedded ourself at half-past Many (2x2x2 +2) a.m., delinquent we man. Mini-B. kept out of skool again, cough wee man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. took him to CVS clinic and was recommended cough syrup, ingest wee man. Went to Costco Business Center, shop we man. Left with exactly the items on our list, self-disciplined we man. Breakfast/lunch/din-din (at Many [2+2] p.m.) was Modified Tuna Glop, ingest we man. Got e-mail from Mini-B.'s Band director, John Philip Sousa man. Band concert scheduled for precisely the eve we were to be out of town, man. Rearranged flight/car/hotel + 2 appointments, rearrange we man. During intense rearrangement process, Mama T-B. phoned us Many (2+1) -- si man, Many (2+1) -- times, man. Nothing formally scheduled for Thursday except Hallowe'en, no man. Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Wednesday, report we man.

It is Wednesday, and close to Election Day, so here is our politically oriented Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: =========================================== A POLITICIAN IN THE VILLAGE A politician visited a village and asked what their needs were. "We have two basic needs, honorable sir," said the villager leader. "First, we have a hospital, but no doctor." Upon hearing this, the politician brought out his phone. After speaking for a while, he told them, "Don't worry -- a doctor will be here tomorrow. What is your second problem?" "Second, sir, there is no cellphone reception anywhere in this village."

JD Vance Warns Millions Of Women May Vote Under Influence Of Menstrual Madness CINCINNATI—Moments after he frantically nailed two-by-fours across the closed door of the bedroom he shares with his wife, vice presidential candidate JD Vance issued a dire warning Wednesday, alerting the public that millions of women may vote under the influence of menstrual madness. "If they are permitted to cast ballots, then we risk allowing the next president of the United States to be chosen by this crimson menace," said the Ohio senator, who [...] https://theonion.com/jd-vance-warns-millions-of-women-may-vote-under-influence-of-menstrual-madness/

Dead Bird On Sidewalk Leads Man To Contemplate Own Inevitable Collision With Plate Glass CHICAGO—Realizing there comes a time when everyone crashes into a window, local man Danny Nagler told reporters Wednesday that a dead bird on the sidewalk had led him to contemplate his own inevitable collision with plate glass. "Seeing this bird's lifeless body lying here on the pavement, I can't help but be reminded that someday I too will slam headfirst into a large pane of glass at great speed," said Nagler, pondering how [...] https://theonion.com/dead-bird-on-sidewalk-leads-man-to-contemplate-own-inevitable-collision-with-plate-glass/

NASA Discovers Potential Life On Mars After Giant Eyeball In Middle Of Planet Looks Directly Into Telescope BALTIMORE—In what astronomers called an alarming yet compelling observation, NASA officials announced Thursday the discovery of potential life on Mars after a giant eyeball in the middle of the planet looked directly into the James Webb Space Telescope. "We are excited to share telescopic evidence of a colossal, audibly blinking eyeball on the surface of Mars, a finding that suggests extraterrestrial life may be present," said NASA administrator Bill Nelson, explaining that [...] https://theonion.com/nasa-discovers-potential-life-on-mars-after-giant-eyeball-in-middle-of-planet-looks-directly-into-telescope/

Wife Breathes Sigh Of Relief After Voting For Trump In The Privacy Of Her Voting Booth Away From The Watchful Eye Of Creepy Feminist Husband OVERLAND PARK, KS — A local woman reveled in her secret exercise of freedom today and breathed a sigh of relief after voting for Donald Trump in the privacy of her voting booth away from the watchful eye of her creepy feminist husband. The woman, who asked to remain anonymous to avoid drawing the ire of her stay-at-home husband, said she felt a sense of pride and duty as she cast her vote for Trump, something her husband would never approve of if he knew. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-breathes-sigh-of-relief-after-voting-for-trump-in-the-privacy-of-her-voting-booth-away-from-the-watchful-eye-of-creepy-feminist-husband

Wife Baffled Why Heater Keeps Shutting Off When Temp Reaches 140 Degrees BROKEN BOW, NE — Local wife and mother Dana Fallcrest is baffled by the behavior of her home's heater, which she says keeps shutting off as soon as it hits 140°F. "It's freezing in here!" Fallcrest complains daily. "I can't believe this thing won't get hotter than 140°. How do people live like this?!" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-baffled-why-heater-keeps-shutting-off-when-temp-reaches-140-degrees

AOC's Boyfriend Getting Real Sick Of Her Calling It A 'Mini January 6' Every Time He Leaves His Socks On The Floor NEW YORK CITY, NY — Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez accused her boyfriend of doing yet another ‘Mini January 6th' again this week after the congresswoman found his socks on the floor. "Riley is a good guy and all but I can't believe he continues to commit these little insurrections right on the bathroom floor," Ocasio-Cortez commented. "Every time I see those socks I tell him 'Sweetie, I love you, but remember how I literally died on January sixth?' Those socks are so triggering." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/aocs-boyfriend-getting-real-sick-of-her-calling-it-a-mini-january-6-every-time-he-leaves-his-socks-on-the-floor

Cast Of 'The View' All Getting Rabies Shots After Being Bitten By Whoopi Goldberg NEW YORK, NY — The entire cast of the all-female talk show ‘The View' was forced to get rabies shots this week after Whoopi Goldberg bit all of them. The incident occurred after Goldberg said on-air that Trump would banish interracial marriage if elected. Following her comments, she then ran around the studio biting all members of the cast and crew, prompting doctors to rush on stage and give everyone a rabies shot. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/cast-of-the-view-all-getting-rabies-shots-after-being-bitten-by-whoopi-goldberg

California Man Arrested For Showing I.D. To Vote LOS ANGELES, CA — A local early voting precinct was briefly thrown into disarray today, as a man was arrested for showing his I.D. to vote. Authorities said Justin Davis arrived at the voting location at around 9:00 A.M. and presented his driver's license to horrified poll workers who immediately called the police to report the blatant act of racism. "There's no place for this type of lawlessness in California," said Los Angeles Police Department spokesperson Sgt. Paul Marquez. "We received a tip that there was a man showing his I.D. to vote here, which is a brazen violation of California law. Our officers arrived quickly to apprehend this monster. I'm just glad we were able to get him off the street before he could show his identification to anyone else. This place just keeps getting more dangerous." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/california-man-arrested-for-showing-id-to-vote

Nevada is now lost. Unbelievable. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Marc Elias Celebrates That Nevada Will Count Non-Postmarked Ballots 3 Days After Election Day Kamala Harris campaign lawyer Marc Elias is celebrating a defeat for the RNC in Nevada, whose Supreme Court has ruled that mail-in ballots without a postmark can be counted up to three days following Election Day. We don't know what the Nevada Supreme Court was thinking, but we don't see how this contributes to election integrity. [...] https://twitchy.com/brettt/2024/10/29/marc-elias-celebrates-that-nevada-will-count-non-postmarked-ballots-3-days-after-election-day-n2402976

Scintillating Tuesday repartee*, yawn man. *Bad lurking Asia! Bad, BAD lurking LURKING Asia! ------- Thrilling Tuesday report, see man: Uncle T-B.'s new investments are all funded, finally man. Someone from Uncle T-B.'s "accountable care" unit failed to call us as promised, unaccountable man. Lunch was 2 turkey-&-cheese sandwiches, ingest we man. Took Uncle T-B. for CT of shoulder, chauffeur we man senior he man man. According to Uncle T-B., they CT'd the wrong shoulder, should've been in there with him we man man. We will see if this is true, nothing but drama man. Mini-B. home from skool with fruity cough, caught it from skool or ex-Mrs.-T-B. man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. is sending him to skool on Wednesday, good move man. Din-din was initially onecan of pinto beans**, ingest we man. **bought at a recent ES, financially savvy we man We then wanted a tin of sardines, crave we man. However, miu was zzz-ing on nearby couch, proximal miu man. We intentionally coughed as we opened pantry, try to disguise sound we man. Miu was unfooled and awoke to enter, invasive miu man. We managed to gulp our sardines while miu was distracted in new environment, outsmart miu we man. Dessert was onecan of corn***, ingest we man. ***bought at an even earlier ES, financially savvy we man Mini-B. requested that we bring him something from the casa, bring we man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. came out to retrieve it, retrieve from we man ex-she man man. We reminded her that this Thursday would have been our Many'th (2x2x2x2th) anniversary, sigh man. Ex-she man hugged us tightly like she does every year, hug ex-she man we man man. Ex-she man admitted that her entire family misses us, everyone asked about us man. We should have said, "CTR, si man" (call the Rojo, si man), si man. We ran a couple of errands afterward, no traffic man. Party with the rubias imminent, cavort we man. No formal plans for Wednesday, no man. We are toying with taking the T-B.-mobile for an oil change, if not raining man. And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.

That's UNRWA or whatever the collaborators call themselves.

Deplorable Nazi garbage.

YOU'RE the missing link, you inferior primate.

Several articles about this just posted in Elections thread.

No comment from Bidementia or Kommie about this. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hezbollah Rocket Hits UN Interim Force HQ in Lebanon - Injuries Reported On Tuesday, the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF) confirmed reports that a Hezbollah-launched rocket had struck the Lebanon headquarters of the United Nations Interim Force (UNIFIL) in Lebanon. UNIFIL has reported several casualties. [...] https://redstate.com/wardclark/2024/10/29/hezbollah-rocket-hits-un-interim-force-hq-in-lebanon-injuries-reported-n2181250

It would be great if in fact Bidementia was trying to sabotage Kommie. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'Disgusting': Donald Trump, JD Vance Respond Accordingly to Biden's 'Garbage' Swipe at Trump Supporters [...] President Joe Biden (deliberately?) sabotaged the biggest moment of Vice President Harris' political career Tuesday by stating on a "Voto Latino" call as her speech was getting underway that Trump supporters were "garbage." [...] https://redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2024/10/29/disgusting-donald-trump-jd-vance-respond-accordingly-to-bidens-garbage-swipe-at-trump-supporters-n2181269

They apparently lost even CNN. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Biden and WH Desperately Try - and Fail - to Clarify His Comments Calling Trump Supporters Garbage [...] The White House knew this was a firestorm. They immediately released a transcript. Excuse me, they released multiple, different transcripts about what he said. [...] https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2024/10/29/biden-desperately-tries-to-issue-clarification-for-calling-trump-supporters-garbage-it-does-not-go-well-n2181271

Read the real quote from Bidementia and see what's going on here. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Politico 'Journo' Caught Red-Handed Working for Democrats After Biden Called Trump Supporters 'Garbage' If you ever wanted solid proof that leftist hack-machines like Politico are, in fact, arms of the Democrat Party, look no further than their reporting of Joe Biden slandering Donald Trump supporters as "garbage." While the rest of the world heard exactly what Biden said, Politico's Jonathan Lemire, who's also a regular on MSNBC, deliberately misled readers into thinking the president said "the only garbage" was the "hatred" displayed by Trump supporters. As RedState's Sister Toldjah reported Tuesday night, it's all on video; there's no question at all what Biden said and who he was saying it about. This is precisely what Biden said: [...] https://redstate.com/terichristoph/2024/10/29/politico-journo-caught-red-handed-working-for-democrats-after-biden-called-trump-supporters-garbage-n2181268

Oh My: Joe Biden Sabotages Kamala's 'Unity' Speech by Opening Mouth, Inserting Foot on 'Voto Latino' Call [...] Unfortunately for Harris, her fellow Democrats, and their media allies (but I repeat myself) it would appear, though, that President Joe Biden has sabotaged her and the latest press-driven narrative about Trump once again, and he reportedly did it in spectacular fashion just as she was starting her D.C. speech Tuesday night. On a 'Voto Latino' call held to try and shore up the Hispanic vote ahead of Election Day at a time when Democrats have big concerns about the inroads Trump has made with those voters, here's what Biden said: [...] https://redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2024/10/29/hoo-boy-joe-biden-sabotages-kamala-harris-big-unity-speech-by-opening-mouth-inserting-foot-n2181266