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  1. Addendum to thrilling Saturday report, see in addition man: Took another siesta for close to an hour, necessary zzz we man. Awakened by alarm clock and brief-yet-fierce monsoon, rain like an illegitimate male child man. Temperature probably Many (2x2x2x2x2) degrees colder now, cold front man. We are down to our last remaining pick-up line, see man: "Excuse us, Miss -- we haven't met yet, no man, so we still have a chance with YOU, si man," si man. We hear that the monastery is taking applications for monk(ey)s, so there's that man. You get off your tailless tailbone and find us a chica now, si D ma'am! Bad lazy un-make-matching Ontarklar! Bad, BAD un-make-matching UN-MAKE-MATCHING Ontarklar! We actually got rid of her after we couldn't stand it any longer, perimenopausally psycho she man.
  2. Bad recapping P-Math-impaired Ontarklar! Bad, BAD recapping RECAPPING P-Math-impaired P-MATH-IMPAIRED Ontarklar!
  3. LPoP and unread, no see we or anyone man.
  4. Thrilling Saturday report, see man: Unwillingly awoke WELL before sunrise, perhaps new HSM man. Finally up-gave and arose at half-past Many, ridiculous man. Brunch was 2 turkey-&-cheese sandwiches, ingest we man. Up-picked Many Rx's at CVS for Mama T-B., never seen so many man. Delivered stuff to Mama T-B. and changed clock ahead, ahead-of-power-curve we man. Mama T-B. yelled at us only a little, quick take her temperature man. On way to Mama T-B.'s, learned that the JC was ghosting us yet again, see man: "I had to take my daughter to Louisiana she sick I'll be back Sunday sorry," sheesh man. We set later caucus with buddy at a bar, no chicas for the day man. Attempted siesta almost failed, barely restful man. Met buddy at bar, see we man him man man. Solved all world's problems except those involving chicas, eternal mysteries man. Stayed for nearly Many hours, better than moping at the casa man. Din-din (at the bar) was onebowl of butter chicken, ingest Indian we man man. Returned to casa to feed demanding miu, Where's My Din-Din Daddy miu man. Set all clocks an hour ahead, easier than the converse man. Desperately need another siesta, almost too late for one now man. Sunday shall be prepping for Two Guys mini-week, prep we man. And that was our thrilling Saturday, report we man.
  5. Good expensive fun reported, si man!!!
  6. National Monkey Day is December 14.
  7. This is instructive for those in 2-person families who are on the fence regarding up-signing at Costco...
  8. The early worm gets the bird, supposedly man. We are supposed to get with this elusive JC in a couple of hours, si man. We must do our stuff for Mama T-B. before meeting the JC, si man. Depending on mood and lectures, buzzkill, sigh man. And see what you didn't do there, si man!
  9. They're as homely as mud fences (as Great Walls?), and scrawny too, sigh man. It is possible to teach old dentists new tricks, si man. However, whether they will be internalized is doubtful, sigh man.
  10. Post content intended to degrade, intimidate, or incite violence or prejudicial action against a broad demographic or group of people identified by a unifying trait or characteristic, si man! Reported, si man!!! Post content intended to degrade, intimidate, or incite violence or prejudicial action against a broad demographic or group of people identified by a unifying trait or characteristic, si man! Reported, si man!!! Make comments in a Post either direct or implied toward another member that are purposely designed to upset, antagonize, make fun of, belittle, harass, insult, or otherwise instigate an argument that takes away from the personal enjoyment of the Service by superior primates, si man! Reported, si man!!!
  11. Multiple duplicate posts have been removed; those with responses have been merged and placed in the General Immigration Discussion forum. --- Hamid0101, everyone can understand that you're upset. However, posting the same topic more than once constitutes spamming, a violation of the site's Terms of Service to which you agreed when you so recently registered. Further posts on this topic are to go into the CURRENT thread only. You're fortunate to avoid administrative action for violating the Terms of Service. VJ Moderation
  12. Wow, and good! ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Kash Patel's FBI Shocks Nation With Treason Arrests Just Two Weeks Into His Role The FBI has arrested three individuals on charges of treason, marking a significant development in an ongoing investigation under the agency's new director, Kash Patel. The arrests were announced on Friday, just two weeks after Patel took office. Authorities have yet to disclose the full details of the case, but sources confirm that the suspects allegedly betrayed the nation and attempted to sell government secrets to China. The U.S. Department of Justice said that two active-duty U.S. Army soldiers, Jian Zhao and Li Tian, and a veteran, Ruoyu Duan, were in the process of attempting to sell national defense intelligence to Chinese agents. Zhao and Tian were stationed at Joint Base Lewis-McChord. In addition to treason charges, Tian and Duan face counts of bribery and theft of government property. Meanwhile, Zhao faces a charge of conspiracy to transmit national defense information to someone not authorized to have it. [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/saraharnold/2025/03/07/kash-patels-fbi-arrests-three-for-alleged-treason-n2653452
  13. The only acceptable answer (followed by action) is, "Yes, Dear -- right away, Dear."
  14. Need more of this. Ought to bring back hanging. Don't know if Utah still has this as an option.
  15. Instead of getting mad, he should have used this as an opportunity to promote tourism, economic cooperation, etc. Just think of all the curious potential travelers whom he could have enticed with a different approach.
  16. It's good that Li'l Porkchop is decimating his own military forces, but for the world's sake, he needs to be deposed and rended limb from limb.
  17. Buy their specials, eat what you can, keep the rest in the freezer, and enjoy how long it lasts. Use the Costco Visa card and get a cash rebate every February. My rebate was $216.74 this time.
  18. The $1.50 hot dog + soft drink is good and quite filling. The 'roni 'za (pepperoni pizza) is 18" and half the cost of 16" pizzas elsewhere.
  19. My pal WCG (World's Cheapest Gringo) has perfected a system of going around the store 2 or 3 times and mealing purely off the samples. He leaves me in awe in this and multiple other save-costing ways.
  20. And *I* went to two local supermarkets today. Ha ha HA -- so there!
  21. Thrilling Friday non-ES report, see man: Had to deliver pills to Mama T-B., so road-trip ES-ing abandoned in favor of local ES-ing, oh well man. Half-groceried at end of ES run, grocery we man. Breakfast/lunch/din-din (at 2 p.m.) was at favorite Chinese buffet, both "girlfriend" waitresses there man. We consumed Many (2+1) plates piled with beef & chicken, ingest we man. This time of day, the buffet isn't replenished as often, noted for next time man. Returned to casa for a siesta, reasonably successful zzz man. Was supposed to get with new JC in evening, rescheduled from Thursday man. However, we didn't feel great or sociable, so we have rescheduled for Saturday afternoon man. We hope that the Many'rd time is the charm, hope we man. Finished grocerying after siesta, finish we man. Fridge is filled with Powerade Zero grape, store coupon man. Miu has been either asleep or demanding, zzz-or-demand miu man. Doctor took us off our long-time, highly effective BP med, side effects man. He put us on an ineffective one with other side effects, man. We are now beginning another, test dose for a week man. Now we know how Mama T-B. feels about these issues, empathetic we man. We do not anticipate ES-ing on Saturday, albeit more ESs available man. Must deliver Many,000 pills to Mama T-B. and move her clock forward, required we man. Must get with JC thereafter, hopeful we man. And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.
  22. Friday ES report, see man: We attended all Many (2+2) ESs, responsible we man. The first and Many'th ESs yielded the take, see man: -- seemingly new Nike sport loafers, BodyTrace bath scale*, box alcohol prep pads = $Many ($2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2 +2+2), deal man -- sturdy a.m./p.m. pill-organizer, small office scissors = $1, steal man Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2 +2+2+1) *runs on AA batteries rather than those irritating CR 20Many2 flat batteries, relief man
  23. Content precised, see man.
  24. Got it, first try, whee man!
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