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VERY positive-sounding. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Inside Trump's Second-Term Mission to Dismantle the Administrative State https://amgreatness.com/2024/11/24/inside-trumps-second-term-mission-to-dismantle-the-administrative-state/

This has been the case for a long time. And welcome to the forum.

Must be a British thing that we mere Colonists cannot understand.

The dude is toast, verily.

[T-B. industriously commences in-depth interviews of dental patients past and present]

Canadians have nothing to give thanks for or about. Do not irk, displease, or enrage the fearsome O ma'am, no man!

Thrilling Sunday report, see man: We did not leave the casa all day, no man. Felt lousy probably from allergens on Saturday, blecch man. Got late start on chores and really paid for it, man. Lunch was toucans of chicken noodle soup and onecan of sardines, ingest (sodium) we man. Watched football game, sucky loss man. Took demanding phone call from Mama T-B., man. Took siesta amidst juggling LLs, zzz we man. Din-din was onebag of nuked mixed vegetables, again need to resort to those man. Finally finished chores just minutes ago, thought they'd never end man. No plans for Monday unless Many-year-old chica* indicates availability, no or si man. *not a rubia, sigh man No party with the rubias tonight, chored-out we man. And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

"Once we were blind, but now we can si, man." Unless the answer is no, oj tak or oj nie man. This is NOT funny, no man. As stated, we are o'd-ing on sodium-laden products as the least of the evils, sigh man. Quite the opposite, whee* man. *in theory, see man

Tom Homan Introduces Family-Size Immigrant Trebuchet To Speed Up Deportation Process EL PASO, TX — Americans were assured that the solution to the migrant crisis along the southern U.S. border was close at hand, as soon-to-be Border Czar Tom Homan revealed plans to introduce a family-size trebuchet to speed up the deportation process. With the plan calling to use the new device to replace the existing single-person trebuchet, Homan said the family-size trebuchet will allow government officials to fling a significantly greater number of human beings back across the border at a time. "When we talk about throwing them out, we mean throwing them out," Homan told reporters at a press conference announcing the plan. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/tom-homan-introduces-family-size-immigrant-trebuchet-to-speed-up-deportation-process

Local Man Passes Bar Exam After Just One Week Of Watching 'The View' KANSAS CITY, MO — Local man Kevin Marlow successfully passed the bar exam today, after preparing by simply watching The View for one week. Though Marlow never attended a day of law school, he reportedly logged one of the best scores in history, preparing only with the daytime television show. "Watching The View is like attending a masterclass on the American legal system," explained Marlow. "Every day, you have [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/local-man-passes-bar-exam-after-just-a-week-of-watching-the-view

It is Sunday, and here is our thrilling, always-effective Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: =========================================== FUNNY SIGNS Due to recent events, Ouija boards are no longer permitted on the patio Attention: The 9th floor has been temporarily moved to the 15th floor The Basic Pool Rules: Wash with soup without yor bathing suit before entering the pool -- there is free soup in the shower room Italians are EVERYWHERE By replacing your morning coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 89% of what little joy you still have left in your life I bet aliens ride past Earth and lock their doors DANGER: Not only will this kill you, it will hurt the whole time you're dying Strictly 22-minute parking This is no longer Adam's House. There are no drugs here. YOU ARE ON CAMERA.

It's Official: Scientists Have Confirmed What's Inside The Moon Well, the verdict is in. The Moon is not made of green cheese after all. A thorough investigation published in May 2023 found that the inner core of the Moon is, in fact, [...] https://www.yahoo.com/news/official-scientists-confirmed-whats-inside-113044834.html

Maybe this garbage is finally over. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Judge Cancels Trump's New York Hush Money Sentencing Donald Trump's sentencing on 34 felony counts related to his 2016 hush money scheme has been put on indefinite hiatus, a judge ruled on Friday. Manhattan Judge Juan Merchan agreed to a request from both parties to cancel the sentencing, which had been scheduled for November 26. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/news/judge-cancels-trump-york-hush-160229033.html

Bill O'Reilly predicted that Gaetz wouldn't have been confirmed even if he'd remained in the running. He also predicts that Hegspeth and RFK Jr. will fail. Dr. Marty Makary has been picked to head the CDCs! He prominently opposed all the Covid bologna.

Thrilling Saturday non-GS/ES report, see man: Today was the Many'th (2x2x2x2 +2+1th) anniversary of losing Papa T-B., sigh man. Awoke at yet another lowest recent body-weight, this might never stop man. Was contacted by Many-year-old chica for a 2 p.m. lunch, contact she man we man man. We thus hit only our first 2 itineraried ESs, self-truncate we man. Outing with chica was disappointing, oh well man. But it was our first date in Many (2x2x2x2x2) months, finally broke the seal man. Returned to casa whipped from fighting traffic, where's our dashboard-mounted nuclear incendiary device man. Outraged miu demanded miu-lunch, How Dare You Be So Late Daddy miu man. Took late siesta, highly necessary man. Din-din (at Many p.m.) was Manycans (toucans Campbell's chicken noodle soup + onecan Progresso c.n. soup), ingest we man. We have decided that if we must sacrifice any lab reading, it will be sodium, can't eat anything anyway man. Mama T-B. wants multiple quotes on eyeglass lenses, isn't 2 enough man? She also needs shoes & slippers but can't walk into big stores, sigh man. She refuses to use the motorized carts even if one were available, which they aren't man. Online attempts have resulted in multiple returns, man. Advice is solicited, please man. Other Many-year-old chica appears ready to arrange an in-person caucus, hopeful we man. No Sunday plans except to visit Mama T-B. briefly and to watch football, need to laze we man. No party with the rubias tonight, no man. And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

Saturday GS/ES report, see man: Attended just the first 2 ESs, itinerary truncated for reason* man. *see Thrilling Saturday non-GS/ES report, q.v. man Nothing remotely of interest, oh well man. Total = $0

Of the card's front AND back.

Scholars Discover Little-Known Bible Verse Authorizing Divorce If Spouse Plays Christmas Music Before Thanksgiving CAMBRIDGE — Though it was long thought to be prohibited except for reasons of sexual immorality, Bible scholars now say they have uncovered definitive evidence that divorce is also authorized in extreme cases when a spouse is caught playing Christmas music before Thanksgiving. "Playing Christmas music before Thanksgiving is a vile practice, only common among young children and animals, and, therefore, grounds for divorce," said Dr. Matthew Straud, a professor at Tyndale House, a center for Biblical research. This updated understanding of divorce comes from [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/scholars-discover-little-known-bible-verse-authorizing-divorce-if-spouse-plays-christmas-music-before-thanksgiving

Wife Commits Seppuku In Shame After Failing To Clean Up Before Cleaning Lady Arrives FLINT, MI — A local suburban neighborhood was thrown into shock after news spread that housewife Eleanor Schmidt had just committed seppuku in shame after failing to clean her house before the cleaning lady arrived. Eleanor, who was survived by her husband, Peter, and their three children, reportedly spent over four hours vacuuming, wiping down counters, cleaning the bathrooms, polishing the mirrors, and generally "straightening up the house" in an attempt to make the home more presentable before the cleaning lady got there. Tragically, her efforts [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-commits-seppuku-in-shame-after-failing-to-clean-up-before-cleaning-lady-arrives

After Illegal Immigrant Found Guilty Of Murder, Dems Sentence Him To Flying Coach ATHENS, GA — Justice was finally served in the wake of an unspeakable tragedy, as after an illegal immigrant was found guilty of murdering an American citizen, Democrats sentenced him to only being allowed to fly coach from now on. The punishment was said to have come as a painful blow to the illegal alien, who had reportedly grown accustomed to flying first class and living a comfortable lifestyle at the expense of American taxpayers. "He can still stay here and get free stuff, but no more first class," Democratic Party spokesperson Shanae Bradford said in [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/after-illegal-immigrant-found-guilty-of-murder-dems-sentence-him-to-flying-coach

Company Has Too Many Dans JACKSON, MS — In a recent company audit, Grayson Manufacturing learned the company has a concerning surplus of employees named Dan. The uptick in Dans began in the early 2010s but was "well within parameters" and "nothing to be concerned about at the time," say company accountants. But recent hiring has led to the company having over 12 Dans, which is "way too many Dans," according to company insiders. The company hopes to [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/company-has-too-many-dans

Post-Menopausal Lesbians Flee America Over Concerns About Forced Pregnancies LONDON — A pair of post-menopausal lesbians announced they had fled the United States over concerns about forced pregnancies. Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi revealed that they had taken refuge in the serene English countryside where they could be free from being forced to carry babies to term. "No one's forcing me to have a baby," Ellen said of her decision to leave the United States. "Okay, sure, I can't have one for biological reasons — and I'm a lesbian — but still. Hands off my uterus, Trump." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/post-menopausal-lesbians-flee-america-over-concerns-about-forced-pregnancies

A guy that dishonest NEEDS to be an attorney. 99% of all lawyers give the rest a bad name.

I heard on Friday that Gaetz wants a different way to contribute.

They speculate and project like absolute illegitimate male children, 24/7.