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Trump Demands Investigation Into Whoever Nominated Amy Coney Barrett WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following several days of controversy swirling among his supporters over a string of surprising U.S. Supreme Court opinions, President Donald Trump demanded an investigation into who nominated Amy Coney Barrett. According to Trump, the American people deserve to know what kind of person would nominate a justice who keeps siding with liberal judges and against the Constitution. "Effective today, I am ordering a full investigation into who was responsible for nominating such an unreliable justice," Trump told reporters. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-demands-investigation-into-whoever-nominated-amy-coney-barrett

Trump Admin Revamps Biden-Era CBP One App, Will Help Illegals 'Leave Now and Self-Deport' The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) announced a complete redesign of the Biden-era CBP One App, converting it to CBP Home, an application designed to assist illegal immigrants in finding their way home through self-deportation. The smartphone app was not new to the Biden administration, but the CBP One app was expanded significantly under the previous president and was used for scheduling asylum appointments. Former Biden White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki touted the virtues of the application as a "telephonic" method to "track" illegal immigrants as they awaited court proceedings. Some of those court proceedings were scheduled years down the line, however, and judging by the number of "gotaways" over the course of Biden's term, it didn't do a very good job of tracking anything. DHS, rather than ditching CBP One altogether, has decided to turn lemons into lemonade. They've overhauled the software in a manner that turns it into a tool to help illegal aliens self-deport. Absolutely brilliant. [...] https://redstate.com/rusty-weiss/2025/03/10/trump-admin-revamps-biden-era-cbp-one-app-will-now-help-illegals-leave-now-and-self-deport-n2186480

Is the Pardon Attorney's Dismissal Sign of an Investigation Into Biden's Last-Minute Pardons? [...] The Office of the Pardon Attorney serves mostly in an "advisory" role. It receives pardon applications from current federal inmates as well as those who have already served their sentences. The Pardon Attorney investigates the circumstances of each case and forwards a recommendation to the president as to whether a pardon or other form of clemency, such as a sentence commutation, should be considered. Part of this process involves consulting with the prosecutorial entity that handled the case – sometimes, there is information about the defendant in the case file that is not necessarily in the court records. Liz Oyer was appointed as the Pardon Attorney by Merrick Garland in 2022. Oyer was not a long-time DOJ career employee – she spent most of her career as an assistant federal defender in the District of Maryland. Prior to that, she was a partner in the firm Mayer Brown in D.C., so she is a veteran of Big Law, having gone to Georgetown as an undergrad and Harvard Law School. But there was a noteworthy aspect of her dismissal that was reported by the Wall Street Journal the day after her firing – she was immediately escorted from the building by security. This is done when there is an ongoing investigation that the individual is likely unaware of, and those conducting the investigation want to preserve all electronic records that might be available on a computer and cell phone. Asking her to leave immediately prevents any attempt to delete such records. As readers will recall, over the course of the final month of the Biden administration, there were several controversial episodes involving the granting of pardons and/or clemency by Joe Biden. [...] https://redstate.com/shipwreckedcrew/2025/03/10/pardon-attorneys-n2186488

Tulsi Gabbard Rips Security Clearances From 51 Spies Who Lied, Hits Biden With Some Bad News Too Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard announced Monday that the security clearances of 51 intelligence officers who signed a letter portraying Hunter Biden's laptop as 'Russian disinformation' have been officially revoked. Gabbard, one of several strong, intelligent women with a significant role in President Trump's cabinet, delivered the bad news to some high-profile members of the intelligence community. Names such as former Director of National Intelligence James Clapper, former CIA Directors Mike Hayden, John Brennan, and Leon Panetta, and former National Security Advisor John Bolton signed on to the letter. And by doing so, they eventually signed onto their own security clearance revocation. Gabbard further ripped clearances from former Secretary of State Antony Blinken, New York Attorney General and rabid anti-Trump advocate Letitia James, and Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg. Rounding out the delicious declaration on X is a note from Gabbard that former President Joe Biden is no longer privy to his Daily Brief. [...] https://redstate.com/rusty-weiss/2025/03/10/tulsi-gabbard-rips-security-clearances-from-51-spies-who-lied-hits-biden-some-bad-news-n2186511

This exposé is true and horrible. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Democrats Send Their Best [...] Just a few months ago, the Democrat rallying cry was "joy." But joy has fled. This party is now starkly exposing itself as nothing but bitter people filled with hatred and jealousy. The recent State of the Union Address was like a reverse beauty pageant for the Democrats. They sent their least attractive representatives from every state. These are by far the most aggressively unpleasant people in D.C., and maybe the country. We were treated to a cavalcade of liberals with zero rizz, dysgenic morphology, small and twisted souls, incoherent rantings, and half-witted responses. [...] https://www.peachykeenan.com/p/the-democrats-send-their-best

Was Joe Biden's Presidency One Long, Quiet Insurrection? Shocking new evidence suggests that Joe Biden was not the one really calling the shots inside the White House over the past four years – just as conservatives alleged all along. Late last week, the Oversight Project, an investigatory arm of the Heritage Foundation, revealed on X that a study of presidential documents from the Biden administration showed that virtually every one was signed by an autopen rather than by the president's own hand. "We gathered every document we could find with Biden's signature over the course of his presidency," the Oversight Project wrote. "All used the same autopen signature except for the announcement that the former President was dropping out of the race last year." If the Oversight Project's findings turn out to be accurate, it is difficult to overstate the magnitude of the scandal it would represent. It would raise the alarming possibility (which Republicans long warned of) that the country was effectively being run by unelected Biden aides rather than the duly-elected President of the United States – a soft coup d'état that should enrage every American voter, regardless of political affiliation. [...] https://amac.us/newsline/society/was-joe-bidens-presidency-one-long-quiet-insurrection/

Sounds very sensible. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Trump Admin And All Republican States Should Ditch The American Bar Association On Thursday, President Trump issued an executive order that cut federal ties with the Spygate incubator and major Democrat law firm Perkins Coie. The president did so based on the firm's partisan dishonesty, and because it openly discriminates based on sex and race. This is a good legal basis for refusing to work with any company, and it should be extended to every legal entity in the country. Top of the list should be the American Bar Association, which also advocates for and engages in unlawful racial and sexual discrimination and is a highly partisan actor on behalf of the Democrat Party and other anti-Constitution activists. The ABA deeply affects the U.S. lawyer pipeline and licensing system, accrediting law schools, rating judges, and weaponizing lawyer discipline. Its rabid leftism means the ABA systematically ratchets the entire U.S. legal system against the U.S. Constitution. [...] https://thefederalist.com/2025/03/10/the-trump-admin-and-all-republican-states-should-ditch-the-american-bar-association/

Comments? ~~~~~~~~~ Can Trump's Gold Card Scheme Work? If you're hung up on the idea of selling American citizenship, that horse left the barn decades ago. What's left to be resolved is just how much it should cost. "We're going to be selling a gold card," President Donald Trump said from the Cabinet Room recently. "You have a green card. This is a gold card. We're going to be putting a price on that card of about $5 million, and that's going to give you green card privileges, plus it's going to be a route to citizenship. And wealthy people will be coming into our country by buying this card." Highly skilled people can also get in on the deal if they can find a sponsor. "Companies can buy gold cards and, in exchange, get those visas to hire new employees," Trump said. He estimates he can sell 10 million of them. Trump is talking about changes to America's current citizenship-for-sale scheme, the EB-5 visa. [...] https://www.theamericanconservative.com/can-trumps-gold-card-scheme-work/

VDH absolutely nails it! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Trump's Democratic 'Allies' Democrats' obsessive Trump hatred blinds them to their own unpopularity, making his counter-revolution seem inevitable—and even normal. https://amgreatness.com/2025/03/10/trumps-democratic-allies/

This is like "reading a car wreck." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What Kash Patel Will Find in the Kavanaugh FBI File "I really wish you could see this," Sen. John Kennedy (R-La.) said to reporters. "Let me say that again: I really wish you could read this report. There are things in here that really make me angry." That was in 2018, and Senator Kennedy was talking to reporters after leaving the secure area where senators have reviewed the FBI's findings on their background check of Brett Kavanaugh. "If you think this is a search for the truth," he said you "ought to put down the bong. It's about gamesmanship and political advantage." So what is in the Kavanaugh FBI report? Now that Kash Patel and Dan Bongino are leading the FBI, we may hope to find out. If that happens many more people besides Senator Kennedy are going to be angry. [...] https://chroniclesmagazine.org/web/what-kash-patel-will-find-in-the-kavanaugh-fbi-file/

This editorial is well-written and excellently reasoned. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Pro-Hamas foreigners here on student visas better pack their bags The State Department announced an initiative to cancel the visas of foreign nationals who appear to support Hamas or other organizations designated as terrorist groups, a welcome addition to President Donald Trump's "revolution of common sense." The effort will include an AI-fueled review of tens of thousands of social media accounts belonging to individuals in the Student Exchange Visitor System. Known as "Catch and Revoke," the program will search for evidence of activism in support of Hamas after the Oct. 7, 2023, terrorist attack on Israel that killed 1,200 innocent Israelis. [...] https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/editorials/3341255/pro-hamas-foreigners-student-visas-pack-bags/

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man. ------- Thrilling Monday report, see man: Tried to zzz in, zzz we man. Was awakened at o'dark o'clock by ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s cheery, "Buenas días!", man. We muttered something like "What ####### time is it, huh man," groggy we man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. didn't care how ####### early it was, no man. Spectacular weather, Texas weather Many man. We managed to grog our way through the morning and roust Mini-B. from bed, disembed wee man we man. Breakfast/lunch for Mini-B. was the 2 leftover pieces of 'roni 'za, ingest wee man. Breakfast/lunch for us was onecan of Aldi chili, ingest we man. After the decent hour of 1 p.m., we took Mama T-B.'s tax poop to her CPA, mollify aysheep senior she man man. We then stopped at the nearby Costco, not our usual one man. It was Many00% mobbed at 2 p.m. on a Monday, albeit Spring Break man. We were fortunate to find parking, finally park T-B.-mobile we man. We got our Many (2+2+1) items, Many (2+1) of them on sale man. We then went to a UPS Store to get Mama T-B.'s shredding done, no shred of doubt man. Mini-B. gamed all day with his amigo, game wee men man. We siesta'd for a glorious hour-plus, zzz we man. Din-din was 2 Hungry Man boneless-chicken frozen din-dins, ingest Two Guys man. Backyard football was played thereafter, this is why we kill ourself mow-lawning man. Mini-B. didn't want a movie night, oh well man. We spent time unenthusiastically searching for chicas on the site, unmotivated we man. Possible party with the rubias tonight, possibly cavort we man. No specific plans for Tuesday, no plan man. And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

People complain that what DOGE is saving won't put a dent in the national debt. They overlook that "pennies add up."

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Uh-Oh: WNBA Players Demand To Be Paid What They're Worth And Now They Owe The NBA $400 Million U.S. — Collective bargaining agreements for the WNBA took an unexpected turn as players demanded to be paid what they are actually worth and now owe the NBA $400 million. Owners were shocked and delighted by the players' demand, immediately accepting and handing over a sheet showing the players' actual worth to be negative four hundred million dollars. "We may have made a mistake here," said WNBA player Angel Reese. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/uh-oh-wnba-players-demand-to-be-paid-what-theyre-worth-and-now-they-owe-the-nba-400-million

'Ladies And Gentlemen, We Got Him': RFK Jr. Announces Seal Team Six Has Neutralized The Kool-Aid Man WASHINGTON, D.C. — HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced that Seal Team Six conducted a daring overnight raid and has neutralized the infamous Kool-Aid Man. The Kool-Aid Man did not go down easily, given his remarkable ability to run through walls without sustaining injury. However, his thick glass exterior ultimately proved no match for a rocket fired by an FGM-148 Javelin. "He died like a dog," announced Kennedy. [...]

Laid-Off IRS Agent Gets New Job Checking Receipts At Costco Exit SPRINGFIELD, VA — According to sources, recently laid-off IRS Agent Dirk Peasley has landed on his feet with a brand-new gig as one of those Costco guys who stand at the door and check people's receipts before they're allowed to leave. "This job allows me to keep doing exactly what I love," said Peasley to reporters after checking their receipts. "All day I get to peer into people's private financial information and audit their every expenditure before they leave the building. If there are any discrepancies, I can yell at them and call the police. It's such a great job." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/laid-off-irs-agent-gets-new-job-checking-receipts-at-costco-exit

Transgender Mouse Obliterates Female Mouse In Laboratory MMA Event LAS VEGAS, NV — Staff members at a local scientific research facility were shocked into silence yesterday, as a transgender mouse tragically ended the career of a mouse that was assigned female at birth during a much-anticipated laboratory mixed martial arts event. The Wheel of Pain MMA 7 main event featuring Cheeto vs. Nibbles ended in a bloodbath when Cheeto, who recently transitioned to female, knocked out the female challenger in the first round. Fan outcry was immediate, with calls for [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/transgender-mouse-obliterates-female-mouse-in-laboratory-mma-event

Trump Secures Peace Deal Where Putin Gets Ukraine During The Week While Zelenskyy Gets Weekends And Two Weeks In The Summer WASHINGTON, D.C. — In another unorthodox move highlighting his ability to think outside the box, President Donald Trump announced that he had secured a peace deal where Putin gets Ukraine on the weekdays while Zelenskyy gets Ukraine on the weekends and for two weeks during the summer. The new deal came after years of brutal fighting and weeks of contentious Trump-brokered negotiations between Russia and Ukraine that had appeared to reach a stalemate. "We brought both sides to the table and all parties have to give and take," said President Trump. "Putin gets [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-secures-peace-deal-where-putin-gets-ukraine-during-the-week-while-zelensky-gets-weekends-and-two-weeks-in-the-summer

Our veterans can comment more meaningfully, but this sounds good to me. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hegseth's Navy JAG Nomination Is Another Bold Choice That Indicates Huge Changes Ahead Just two weeks after Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth cashiered the chairman of the joint chiefs of staff, the chief of naval operations, and all three service judge advocates general (see You're Fired: Trump Cans Joint Chiefs of Staff Chairman, Presumably Over Emphasis on DEI – RedState), he has acted to replace the Navy judge advocate general with his personal attorney, former Navy JAG Timothy Parlatore. This will involve not only bringing Parlatore back on active duty but, if the image below is correct, a three-grade bump in rank. [...] https://redstate.com/streiff/2025/03/08/hegseths-navy-jag-nomination-is-another-bold-choice-that-indicates-huge-changes-ahead-n2186439

Thrilling Sunday report, see man: We slept long and rather well, first time in long time after time-change man. We actually left the casa voluntarily on a Sunday, are we feverish man. We had found a 2-Manycade-old Home Despot gift card in the Uncle T-B.-mobile during cleanout, find we man. We went to Home Despot to learn its value, important information man. It is worth $Many.Many ($[2x2x2x2x2 +2+2+2].[2=2+2+1]), windfall profit man. We then went to nearby supermarket with coupons expiring today, last chance man. We used all of them and saved $Many, financially savvy we man. We then went to nearby Subway* for take-casa lunch, ingest we man. *WUOC and gift card, financially savvy we man At casa, serviced demanding miu, warshered sole LL, and siesta'd, zzz we man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. said that she and Mini-B. would not be over in time for AFV, no man. Mini-B. was gaming with amigo, all-day thing man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. was baking a 'roni 'za, invited us over for it man. We were baking/folding LL and did not want to miss AFV, so we declined, si and no man. We said that ex-Mrs.-T-B. could deliver the leftover 'za to us, bargain we man. AFV excellent, watch we and miu** man. **on our lap for nearly the full hour, enlapped miu man Ex-Mrs.-T-B. brought Mini-B. an hour after that, quite late man. As we suspected, ex-Mrs.-T-B. gave us Many (2+2) slices of the 'roni 'za, our slothfulness justified man. Din-din was 2 of those Many (2+2) slices, ingest we man. Dished and must de-dish the warsher, domestic we man. Miu remains quite excited at return of Big Bruddah, excited miu man. Mini-B. just finished gaming with amigo, past bedtime for wee man man. No specific Monday plans, perhaps idly & fruitlessly chase JCs we man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

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Get them all! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ICE arrests Palestinian activist who helped lead Columbia University protests, his lawyer says NEW YORK (AP) — Federal immigration authorities arrested a Palestinian graduate student who played a prominent role in protests against Israel at Columbia University, according to his attorney. Mahmoud Khalil was inside a university-owned residence Saturday night near Columbia's Manhattan campus when several Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents entered his apartment and took him into custody, his attorney, Amy Greer, told The Associated Press. Greer said she spoke by phone with one of the ICE agents during the arrest, who said they were acting on State Department orders to revoke Khalil's student visa. Informed by the attorney that Khalil was in the United States as a permanent resident with a green card, the agent said they were revoking that too, according to the lawyer. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/news/ice-arrests-palestinian-activist-helped-162258497.html

It is Sunday -- time for our hilarious, highly effectve Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: =========================================== FORGOT HIS PRAYERS A husband and wife were dining at a 5-star restaurant. When their food was served, the husband said, "Our food has arrived! Let's eat!" His wife reminded him, "Honey, you always say your prayers at home before your dinner!" Her husband replied, "That's at home, my dear. HERE, the chef knows how to cook!"

This is an elegant, sensible article. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The vindication of a heretic He might not be as brash as Elon Musk. He might not wield his sword of reform with as much gleeful abandon as Donald Trump does his. Yet Jay Bhattacharya, Trump's pick to run the National Institutes of Health (NIH), is nonetheless fighting an essential fight. His target? Scientism. The tyrannical trend whereby 'science', in his words, 'stands on top of society and says "You must do this, this and this or else"'. He wants to restore science's older, nobler goal of providing people with 'knowledge and freedom'. Everyone who values reason should hope he succeeds. [...] https://www.spiked-online.com/2025/03/07/the-vindication-of-a-heretic/