Kamala is in charge

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Stay safe everybody

[Dashinka 24,592]

So when Old Joe ran from the Pope to the bathroom, and farted near Camilla he was prepping?

Edited November 19, 2021 by Dashinka

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[Dashinka 24,592]

So I wonder if the proctologist treating Old Joe found his brain?

[Dashinka 24,592]

This is where they were.

 

Oh No! 85,000 Trump Ballots Found Inside Biden's Colon

 

 

BETHESDA, MD—While performing a routine colonoscopy of President Biden, doctors at the Walter Reed Medical Center made a surprising discovery inside the President’s colon: 85,000 Trump ballots. 

 

“At first we were incredulous as to what the monitor showed, assuming it was another massive hairball similar to those we’d been seeing throughout the procedure,” said lead colonoscopologist Dr. Cole Collins, “After I zoomed and enhanced it, the picture clearly showed a mass of trump ballots that appeared to have been lodged in there for over 12 months.”

 

"This brings new meaning to the term 'ballot dump.'" 

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/oh-no-85000-trump-ballots-found-inside-bidens-colon

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The Rittenhouse verdict was Biden's 2nd colonoscopy of the day

 

Credit for that goes to a certain former poster I bonded with on my time on the inside 

Edited November 19, 2021 by Nature Boy 2.0

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11 hours ago, Dashinka said:

So I wonder if the proctologist treating Old Joe found his brain?

The one remaining cell is elusive.  He has asked Alexandria Occasional-Cortex for more, but she's rather thin on them, too.

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I expect Old Joe’s first words when he came out of the procedure was “My butt’s been wiped”.

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And look, you survived with a temporary female president.

 

A good reminder though, for everyone to go get a colonoscopy. It might save your life!

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I am not sure if she has mentioned her preferred pronouns.

 

Having lived through a time when many thought you had to be female to be Prime Minister I always find those comments odd.

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49 minutes ago, Boiler said:

I am not sure if she has mentioned her preferred pronouns.

 

Having lived through a time when many thought you had to be female to be Prime Minister I always find those comments odd.

She has made her pronoun preferences clear for ages , not a question for those who followed the topic.

And now, however briefly,  America had it's first Madam President. 

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First madam as President?

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9 minutes ago, Boiler said:

First madam as President?

Commas matter 

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5 hours ago, Boiler said:

First madam as President?

That was strong. The force is with you. 

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On 11/19/2021 at 1:51 PM, Dashinka said:

So I wonder if the proctologist treating Old Joe found his brain?

They found the 85,000 Trump ballots up there, don'tcha know.