That Itch You Can't Rant About (The Rant Thread)

[TBoneTX 43,155]

4 minutes ago, theresaL said:

I use All Free and Clear in the little pods. Tide changed their formula a few years ago and added enzymes that make me itch so I had to change laundry soap.  

If our laundry soaps don't make us/everyone smell like a cheap whorehouse, they're worthless to us, si TL ma'am.

[TBoneTX 43,155]

2 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

most of that kind of stuff needs to be imported

Si, Nola-B. ma'am, with associated oppressive import taxes, previous Ecu president man.

2 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

Tide powder. It works amazingly well

Tide = good but expensive, si and sigh man.

We ordered a Many-lb. tub of Boardwalk powder, very satisfied with it & other Boardwalk products man.

Speaking of which, we just ordered another Many-roll case of Boardwalk toilet paper, restock man.

[TBoneTX 43,155]

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[theresaL 408]

12 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

If our laundry soaps don't make us/everyone smell like a cheap whorehouse, they're worthless to us, si TL ma'am.

yes, but it clashes with my expensive French perfume. I prefer to smell like an expensive French whorehouse thank you very much.

[SAT 9,609]

Ya want me ta send you a bottle of "Canal No. 5"? 

From Canal street in Manhattan? 

It's like 10 bucks a gallon...

[TBoneTX 43,155]

We are cheap, so smelling like any whorehouse will do if the price is right, explanation TL ma'am.

 

You're probably the one who chased us from Business Class on our first back-from-Ecu flight and are continuing to mess us up through the present, cough hack we man.

 

Guilty TL ma'am!  Guilty, GUILTY TL ma'am!

1 minute ago, SAT said:

Ya want me ta send you a bottle of "Canal No. Many"?

It's like Many bucks a gallon...

Variety and price of offensive potion precised, see man.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

17 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Si, Nola-B. ma'am, with associated oppressive import taxes, previous Ecu president man.

Tide = good but expensive, si and sigh man.

We ordered a Many-lb. tub of Boardwalk powder, very satisfied with it & other Boardwalk products man.

Speaking of which, we just ordered another Many-roll case of Boardwalk toilet paper, restock man.

I switched to Everspring toilet paper. Equally lint free and available at Target.  I just wish it didn't come in plastic wrapping. I know the boardwalk ones were individually wrapped in paper. 

 

24 minutes ago, theresaL said:

I use All Free and Clear in the little pods. Tide changed their formula a few years ago and added enzymes that make me itch so I had to change laundry soap.  

 

Many years ago I used to use that in liquid form. Obviously it might have changed, but the Tide powder has trumped everything thus far for diaper cleaning.

 

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Years ago, before we left the East Coast, lots of people were using reusable bags. I think in 5 years here, I've only seen a handful of people do the same. I'm trying to start a trend with these northern folk. Nothing breaks down in landfills here anyway with how cold it is most of the year. You can even see in my compost bins that being frozen for 6-7 months impacts the break down of food. 

[TBoneTX 43,155]

Orders are flooding in for this week's POTS offerings, lucrative man.

As an important and dedicated Business Typhoon, we must attend to these, $i man.

Afternoon/evenin', overly perfumed and other babes with overwhelming reputation-point inventories!

[TBoneTX 43,155]

2 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

I switched to Everspring toilet paper. Equally lint free and available at Target.

Turncoatish Nola-B. ma'am!  Turncoatish, TURNCOATISH Nola-B. ma'am!

3 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

I just wish it didn't come in plastic wrapping. I know the boardwalk ones were individually wrapped in paper. 

Return to Boardwalk and they'll be wrapped in paper,  Nola-B. ma'am.

[theresaL 408]

4 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

We are cheap, so smelling like any whorehouse will do if the price is right, explanation TL ma'am.

 

You're probably the one who chased us from Business Class on our first back-from-Ecu flight and are continuing to mess us up through the present, cough hack we man.

 

Guilty TL ma'am!  Guilty, GUILTY TL ma'am!

Variety and price of offensive potion precised, see man.

nu-huh not me. I believe perfume should never arrive before the person nor linger long after they have left. Besides it's too expensive to bath in it.

[TBoneTX 43,155]

Tell that to Mrs. T-B.'s amiga and to the passengerette in seat 1A, gag us man.

[SAT 9,609]

Head...ache...

[fip & jim 452]

13 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

I usually use the big box of Tide powder. It works amazingly well, especially with how little I use in conjunction with the water softener.  I'm willing to try something else to see if it helps the Dane's and the Tank's eczema.

 

 

Mr Fip still pines for my clothes smelling of the detergent back home (Sainsbury's own brand). We use Arm and Hammer now. We use way less than they recommend. I must say that washing machines are far more effective here and everything smells and feels just fine using the minimum. No allergy or reaction. My son can be eczema prone but so far there's been no adverse reaction. We get the detergent from Aldi. Lasts many weeks. (2+2+2+2+2+1). We use half a cup for a full load. 

 

[DaveAndAnastasia 2,079]

Many years ago I was sneezing far too often, and figured I must be allergic to something but had no idea what. So among other things, I switched to the dye & perfume-free versions of laundry detergent and fabric softener. Not 100% sure this helped, but I've stuck with it.

[TBoneTX 43,155]

5 hours ago, fip & jim said:

(2+2+2+2+2+1)

P-math-using FP ma'am!  P-math-using, P-MATH-USING FP ma'am!

5 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

I must be allergic to something

We are acutely allergic to Bounce fabric sheets, for some reason man.

None of the others have that effect on us, no man.