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God in heaven... read this. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Biden: Slip Slidin' Away [...] read, if you dare, the transcript of Time magazine correspondent Massimo Calabresi and editor in chief Sam Jacobs's recent interview of Biden. It appeared the same day as Linskey and Hughes's story. This is the interview where Biden says—twice—that Russia invaded Russia. Where, immediately after saying, "I'm not going to comment," Biden says that "there is every reason" to believe Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu is prolonging the war against Hamas for political gain. Then Biden says that the 19 percent increase in prices since he became president is due to "shrinkflation" and that he could "take" the Time reporter who asks about his advanced age. The weirdest moment comes when the reporters ask Biden to describe his second-term agenda. That's what we in the biz call a "softball question." And here—excuse the long excerpt, but it is necessary to grasp the full absurdity and danger of having this man continue to serve as president—is Joe Biden's response: [...] https://freebeacon.com/columns/biden-slip-slidin-away/

Show us the conversion formula between chimpanzee years and inferior-primate years, tough talker.

Nearly 130 more Red Lobster restaurants are in danger of closing: See list of locations Red Lobster could close additional restaurants if it is unable to renegotiate their leases, according to bankruptcy documents filed last week. The company listed 228 rejected leases it says will keep losing money if they continue operating as they currently are. The list of restaurants includes at least some of the restaurants it has already closed, according to Restaurant Business. [...] https://finance.yahoo.com/news/nearly-130-additional-red-lobster-131949393.html

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Thrilling Friday non-GS/ES report, see man: We were prepping for bed (at Many a.m.) when miu noisily brought up a feather-roller, vocal miu man. We of course indulged expectant miu, Play With Me Daddy miu man. We got going a little later than was optimal, oh well man. Lunch (amid ES-ing) was at a Mexican restaurant, ingest chicken-breast enchiladas et al. we man. The (married) waitress was having a rough noontime, sigh man. When we left, we told her that she had a pretty smile, perk up she man. A siesta was taken after return to the casa, zzz we man. We later groceried for Two Guys week, grocery we man. Din-din was a Hungry Man chicken strips frozen din-din from the supermarket, ingest we man. We have itineraried Many (2+1) ESs and a spread-out community GS event for Saturday, itinerary we man. We must arise quite early if we are to hit the GSs, why must they all begin at o'dark-Many man. If we deem ourself unable to avail ourself, we will hit only the ESs, reason we man. Party with the rubias imminent, cavort we man. And that was/is our exciting Friday, si man.

GS/ES rants, see and grrrrr man: 1. If you advertise your GS as open till noon, don't be closing up half an hour early, man. 2. Fat people should be banned from all ESs, man. Many. If your ES isn't full-casa, don't call it an ES, man.

Friday GS/ES report, see man: We honored the itinerary, si man. Many (2+1) of the ESs yielded the take, see man: -- Many (2+2+1) hangers = free, heavenly man -- 1/Many'rd jug of Tide detergent = $2, OK man -- vegetable-chopper knife, gigantic clothespin, Many (2+1) giant paper clips, NIP infrared forehead thermometer = $Many ($2+2+2), deal man Total = $Many ($2x2x2)

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~~~~~~~~ Geek Squad Kept Afloat Solely By Gertrude CEDAR RAPIDS, IA — Best Buy insiders recently revealed that the only reason that the tech store is able to financially sustain its Geek Squad IT service is because of Gertrude Steins, a life-long Iowa native and Windows XP user. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/geek-squad-kept-afloat-solely-by-gertrude

Biden Drops First Bomb On Normandy In 80 Years FRANCE — In a solemn and moving ceremony of remembrance on the 80th anniversary of the D-Day invasion, President Biden marked the occasion by dropping the first bomb on Normandy in 80 years. "Help me out Jill, I'm having a bit of a D-Day of my own in my Depends here," the President was overheard saying to the first lady as he bent over slowly and deposited a massive load of fecal matter in his pants. "Oh, boy, this is a big one. Get me out of here and help me clean this up before President Macron smells it! Not a joke!" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-honors-d-day-with-ceremonial-dropping-of-the-dookie

Aides Claim Biden Nailed A 360 Kickflip McTwist On The White House Half Pipe But Oh Darn The Reporters Just Missed It WASHINGTON, D.C. — Though media accounts and public perception have led many to believe the president's age has significantly eroded his physical and mental capabilities, aides claimed today that Biden recently nailed a 360 double flip McTwist on the White House half pipe but reporters just missed it. Biden reportedly landed the sweet trick during a short period of time when no witnesses or cameras were available other than a small group of trusted administration aides, leaving the White House to adamantly stand by its report that Biden nailed it. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/aides-claim-biden-nailed-a-360-double-flip-mctwist-on-the-white-house-half-pipe-but-oh-darn-the-reporters-just-missed-it

VDH clarifies the obvious. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Myth That Biden Had Nothing to Do With the Prosecutions of Trump The five criminal and civil prosecutions of former President Donald Trump all prompt heated denials from Democrats that President Joe Biden and Democrat operatives had a role in any of them. But Biden has long let it be known that he was frustrated with his own Department of Justice's federal prosecutors for their tardiness in indicting Trump. [...] https://townhall.com/columnists/victordavishanson/2024/06/07/the-myth-that-biden-had-nothing-to-do-with-the-prosecutions-of-trump-n2640130

The King's Speech: Charles III Speaks in Normandy and Shows Biden What Class Looks Like [...] We Americans weren't surprised when our president made, as my British friend would say, a complete dog's breakfast of his speech. Nor was it terribly surprising how cynical American politicians tried to leverage this day to their political advantage, some of them with statements that would embarrass Narcissus. There was a bright spot, though. In Ver-sur-Mer, France, at the Thursday morning British event recognizing British heroes, King Charles III spoke, and his presentation, demeanor, and message could not have differed more dramatically than the American president's appearance. [...] https://redstate.com/wardclark/2024/06/06/the-kings-speech-charles-iii-speaks-in-normandy-n2175151

IDF Hits UNRWA School Housing '30-40' Terrorists The Israeli Defense Forces struck a school run by the United Nations Relief and Works Agency (UNRWA) in northern Gaza, killing 37 people, according to a Gaza hospital. The school was part of the Nuseirat refugee camp and, like many UN schools, was used by Hamas to harbor terrorists. This particular school compound also sheltered displaced civilians from the refugee camp. The IDF says that from 30-40 Hamas fighters were in three classrooms of the school. The fighters belonged to the notorious and elite Nukhba force who took part in the October 7 massacre in Israel. [...] https://pjmedia.com/rick-moran/2024/06/06/idf-hits-unrwa-school-housing-30-40-terrorists-n4929674

80 Years Ago Today ...they stormed the beaches at Normandy. THE LONGEST DAY So many were so young. And there were so many. [...] https://hotair.com/tree-hugging-sister/2024/06/06/80-years-ago-today-n3789741

More on Li'l Crackpipe. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hunter Biden Trial Day Four: This is Biden Town [...] Today the trial resumed with the defense attempting to introduce new evidence which was apparently only shared with the prosecution last night. The judge was not happy with this stunt. [...] https://hotair.com/john-s-2/2024/06/06/hunter-biden-trial-day-four-this-is-biden-town-n3789778

This is Kansas, not Nueva York. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Manhattan zoo celebrates chimpanzee's 70th birthday MANHATTAN (KSNT) – One of the animals at the Sunset Zoo is celebrating a major milestone. Thursday, June 6, Sunset Zoo in Manhattan will celebrate its oldest female chimpanzee, Susie's 70's birthday. According to a news release from the zoo, Susie is the oldest living chimpanzee in human care in the world. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/manhattan-zoo-celebrates-chimpanzee-70th-113000005.html

Thrilling Thursday report, see man: Lunch was the other half of the other day's Walmart sub sandwich, ingest we man. Lazed until after 2 p.m., when the mail came in, laze we man. Our new glasses from Mexico arrived, finally man. We took them to a local optician for what we presumed was a minor adjustment, frame man. The tech took a painstaking half an hour to get it right, one action hosed another man. We are pleased, si and see we man. We then siesta'd for less than an hour, cheated-of-zzz we man. A phone caucus with someone got hosed, reschedule for next week man. Din-din was onecan of Aldi chili, ingest we man. After shadows fell, we mowed entire lawn, mow-lawn we man. It wasn't that humid, but heat index over Many00, Texas weather Many man. The lawn could not wait another day, no man. We consumed Many (2+1) sweatbands, perspirational we man. We then off-cooled under the ceiling fan for almost an hour, super-cool we man. Evening snack was 2 ham sandwiches, indict them and ingest we man. Miu awoke and wanted brushing, accommodate miu we man. We have itineraried Many (2+2+2) ESs and 2 GSs for Friday, itinerary we man. Party with the rubias incipiently, cavort we man. And that was/is our exciting Thursday, whee man.

Those Hindawi journals were all garbage. One quick look and it was obvious.

May she, in P-math, live to Many00 and beyond, si and mam ma'am. English-only outside the regional forums, mam ma'am! Reported!!!!!

The P-Math transgressions aside, welcome back, LB ma'am!

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