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    During the next armed conflict, they'll all curl up into little balls and beg to survive. Do they do Chinese cooking?
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    You can also start more consistently trying to retain/regain Rhododendron status.
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    A recent post has been split from this old thread, which is now locked.
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    The above was split from an old thread in the ROC forum.
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    Yee-HAAAAA! [Note to T-B.'s self: Jokes worked again... jokes worked again... ]
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    Ultimately, you can't be responsible for the attitudes of other people. Almost everything happens for a larger reason. Tell yourself that once you're through this, things will end up surprisingly better. Meanwhile, violent physical exercise can be cathartic.
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    Save that for divorce court.
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    Thread is moved from General Immigration Discussion to the US Citizenship main forum.
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    You may be in big trouble if you file the petition now. Wait until after one (or two, or more) additional visits.
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    Gorilla Mother Constantly Reminding Children To Slouch SAN DIEGO—Trying to get her children's attention as they played with their friends, a visibly frustrated local gorilla mother reportedly spent Monday constantly reminding her children to slouch. "How many times do I have to tell you to stand crooked?" said mother of four April Grunt [...] https://www.theonion.com/gorilla-mother-constantly-reminding-children-to-slouch-1851515892
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    Other Things Nikki Haley Wrote On Israeli Missiles Nikki Haley recently came under fire for a photo that has surfaced from her trip to Israel in which she can be seen writing the words "Finish them! America ❤️ Israel" on an artillery shell. Here are other things the former South Carolina governor and former presidential candidate wrote on Israeli missiles. [...] https://www.theonion.com/doj-sues-live-nation-for-ticketmaster-monopoly-1851500145
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    Biden Signs Executive Order To Deport All 340 Million Americans And Start From Scratch WASHINGTON—In an effort to respond to rising concerns about immigration, President Joe Biden signed an executive order Monday to deport all 340 million Americans and start the country over from scratch. "Effective immediately, I am ordering the swift removal of all men, women, and children from American soil to give this nation a much-needed blank slate," the president said [...] https://www.theonion.com/biden-signs-executive-order-to-deport-all-340-million-a-1851516638
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    This is the problem, and it won't end anytime soon.
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    No Foul Called After Caitlin Clark Crushed By Anvil INDIANAPOLIS, IN — Referees in last Saturday's WNBA game between the Indiana Fever and the Chicago Sky at Gainbridge Fieldhouse ruled that there was in fact no foul after Sky guard Chennedy Carter dropped an anvil on Caitlin Clark, who is popularly considered one of the greatest women's collegiate players of all time. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/no-foul-called-after-caitlin-clark-crushed-by-anvil
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    10 Most Terrifying Examples Of LGBTQ People Being Oppressed In America Today [...] The Babylon Bee has put together the following list of sobering examples of how LGBTQ people are oppressed in the United States to this very day: [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/10-most-terrifying-examples-of-lgbtq-people-being-oppressed-in-america-today
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    After Seeing How Much Money Trump Raised, Biden Calls Up DA Bragg To Ask If He Can Get Charged With A Felony Or Two WASHINGTON, D.C. — With his re-election campaign falling behind his opponent in fundraising, and after seeing how much money Donald Trump raised over the weekend, President Joe Biden called up New York District Attorney Alvin Bragg to ask if he could get charged with a felony or two. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/after-seeing-how-much-money-trump-raised-biden-calls-up-da-bragg-to-ask-if-he-can-get-charged-with-a-felony-or-two
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    17-Year Cicada Decides To Return To Hibernation After Emerging Beneath Pride Parade [...] "This… this can't be the way the world is now. How long was I asleep?" the cicada was heard asking itself before it returned to its hibernation hole underground. "I wanted to breathe fresh air… see the sun again. Instead, I come out of the ground for the first time in 17 years to see [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/17-year-cicada-decides-to-return-to-hibernation-after-emerging-beneath-pride-parade
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    American Voters Looking Forward To Choosing Between Convicted Felon And Unconvicted Felon [...] "I mean it's neat that Trump is a convicted felon. That makes him seem cool and dangerous," said Joe Schmorp, a generic, independent blue-collar voter from the Midwest. "But on the other hand, the fact that Joe Biden has managed to effectively conceal his felonies and escape conviction speaks to his legal prowess and competence." "Such a tough decision." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/american-voters-looking-forward-to-choosing-between-convicted-felon-and-unconvicted-felon
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    Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man. ------- Thrilling Monday report, see man: Lunch was half a packaged Walmart sub sandwich, ingest we man. A siesta was taken, zzz we man. Totally discretionary store trip made, discrete we man. Din-din was 2 ham sandwiches, indict them and ingest we man. Garbage curbsided, curbside we man. Miu highly needy all day, cater to needy miu we man. Rollicking, uninhibited, unrestrained, lascivious party with the rubias later, cavort we man.
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    Old thread is now closed.
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    Teenage Illegal Alien Breaches Air Force Base on the Run From Authorities A 17-year-old illegal alien breached a U.S. Air Force base in Texas while on the run from police. According to the New York Post, Border Patrol agents in Del Rio, Texas stopped an SUV near Laughlin Air Force Base. Then, a 17-year-old Mexican national from inside the vehicle took off running. The teenager reportedly jumped a fence and entered the base, CBP officials confirmed [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/madelineleesman/2024/06/03/17-year-old-illegal-tried-to-breach-air-force-base-on-the-run-from-cops-n2639912
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    Interesting to read the voir dire proceedings. Seems like this will be an ongoing thread to refer to daily. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LIVE: Hunter Biden's Gun Trial This is a live post — updates will be posted below. WILMINGTON, Delaware — Townhall is reporting live from inside the federal courthouse where Hunter Biden is being tried on federal firearm offenses. We're in Biden's backyard as the First Son faces felony charges of deceiving a federally licensed firearms dealer, lying on a federal background check form to illegally buy a gun, and unlawfully possessing that firearm. [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/miacathell/2024/06/03/hunter-biden-gun-trial-day-1-n2639887
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    Biden: I've Suddenly Found the Immigration Authority I've Been Insisting I Don't Have President Joe Biden is reportedly set to announce new executive actions on immigration this week, which should at least theoretically come as a surprise to anyone who has heard him insist -- repeatedly -- in recent months that he has exhausted his power to unilaterally do anything about the border crisis he's caused. He and his team have been lying, quite obviously, as critics have been pointing out every time they've issued insultingly false denials like these: [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/guybenson/2024/06/03/biden-immigration-n2639878
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    This lawyer, in plain language, goes even beyond Jonathan Turley in his analysis. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Outlaw President: Legal Scholars Highlight Reversible Errors in Trump's New York Trial As the dust starts to settle on Trump's conviction newly-minted status as an Outlaw President, legal scholars are starting to weigh in on the severe problems with Alvin Bragg's case. First up, Ed Whelan passes on this this piece by Mr. Elie Honig, explaining some of the problems with the conviction: [...] https://twitchy.com/aaronwalker/2024/06/03/brit-hume-helps-to-highlight-just-how-unprecedented-trumps-conviction-was-n2396838
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    Joe Biden's Fingerprints Are All Over The Criminal Prosecutions Of Donald Trump [...] Biden and those seeking to ensure his re-election have their hands all over Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg's prosecution of the former president. [...] https://thefederalist.com/2024/06/03/joe-bidens-fingerprints-are-all-over-the-criminal-prosecutions-of-trump/
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