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New Study Finds Most Effective Treatment For Depression Watching Scrawny Libs Get Absolutely Manhandled By Police U.S. — Advancements in ways to counter anxiety about the state of the country had experts encouraged, as a new study found the most effective treatment for depression to be watching scrawny libs getting absolutely manhandled by police. The study, conducted over the past week by a conglomerate of socio-scientific experts, showed that seeing video footage of weak soy-boys and purple-hairs being tossed around haphazardly like like sacks of old potatoes had a significantly positive impact [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/new-study-finds-most-effective-treatment-for-depression-watching-scrawny-libs-get-absolutely-manhandled-by-police

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ History Repeats Itself As Communists Run Out Of Food COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY — History has again repeated itself as communism once again devolved into mass starvation. The commies at Columbia University lasted less than twelve hours before running out of food and pleading for humanitarian aid, setting a new record for the collapse of communist food supply. "Okay, time-out on the intifada revolution, we're out of pizza rolls," said Tara Gentry-Smith, protest organizer and self-proclaimed commie. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/history-repeats-itself-as-communists-run-out-of-food

Fani Willis Challenger Debates Empty Podium After DA Skips Face-Off [...] What was supposed to be a back-and-forth showdown consisting of three rounds turned into a one-man roast session. Alone on stage, her challenger, Christian Wise Smith, used the time and opportunity to thrash Willis on several fronts, one of them being her affair with special prosecutor Nathan Wade, whom she had hired to helm the prosecution of former President Donald Trump. [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/miacathell/2024/05/01/fani-willis-debate-n2638402

Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling Wednesday report, see man: Mini-B. awoke with a sore throat and cough, same as for a couple of days man. We kept him out of skool, sigh man. Took him to doctor, check out wee man man. No fever, key element man. Diagnosed as mild viral thing + possible allergy, stuff going around man. Will continue with cold/allergy medicine, frustrating that Manyagers can't take HSM man. Lunch on way home from doc was 2 mini-'zas* from Pepperoni's 'Za, ingest Two Guys man. *bought BOGO with use of coupon, financially savvy we man Ridiculously tiny 'zas, but actually not a bad size for lunch, conclude we man. Mini-B. played his computer game while we siesta'd, >2 hours' zzz for we man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. was nearly an hour late for Non-Two-Guys eve, surprise man. However, she brought drive-through BK for everyone, ingest Two Guys & ex-she man man. Mini-B. went to her casa for a little while, cameo visit man. Movie night was Murder Mystery, Adam Sandler & Jennifer Aniston** man. **a rubia, see she man Many (2+2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. Only 2 more are needed for double figures, official week man. Unsure about skool on Thursday, good grief man. Mini-B. not contagious but sounds terrible, cough sniff hoarse man. And his final Band concert is on Friday, good grief man. No party with the rubias tonight, rest up for whatever Thursday holds we man.

Har har, mam ma'am.

Sofia, please do not post translations of others' posts. If they are written in English, quote them in English. Gracias.

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Wednesday! Time for our Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: ============================================================= I WANT... A drunk fell into a taxi, gave the driver a $20 bill, and bellowed, "I wanna get screwed." The cabbie dutifully drove him to the suburbs and pointed out a townhouse. The drunk staggered up to the front door, banged on it, and screamed, "I wanna get screwed!" A female voice answered, "Slip $100 under the door." The drunk pushed $100 under the door. Nothing happened. After a while, the drunk banged on the door again and screamed, "I wanna get screwed!" The female voice answered, "What? Again?"

This would be his master blow. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ RED ALERT: Biden Admin Wants to Bring Palestinians From Gaza to US As Refugees The Biden administration is considering allowing Palestinians from war-torn and Hamas-infested Gaza to enter the United States as refugees, according to internal documents obtained by CBS News. [...] https://redstate.com/brutalbrittany/2024/04/30/biden-wants-to-bring-palestinians-to-us-as-refugees-n2173577

Pro-Hamas Wisconsin Students Heil Hitler During Protests Yes, you read the headline correctly. Students at the University of Wisconsin are the latest bunch of college kids camping on school grounds to declare support for Hamas as they fight Israel, and apparently, they really did start saying "Heil Hitler" at a group of Jewish students passing by. [...] https://pjmedia.com/graysonbakich/2024/04/30/pro-hamas-wisconsin-students-heil-hitler-during-protests-n4928654

Did Judge Merchan Make a Critical Error That Can Save Trump? Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg's case against Donald Trump had already hit a few snags, but now, Judge Merchan may have made a critical error that could reverse the Trump verdict upon appeal by allowing prosecutors to make certain arguments, according to GWU University law professor Jonathan Turley. During an appearance on "Fox & Friends," Turley suggested that New York Judge Juan Merchan made a mistake by allowing Bragg's prosecutorial team, which is being led by former Biden administration official Michael Colangelo, to say unequivocally that Trump was involved in federal election law violations. "I got to tell you, I think this judge may have already committed reversible error," Turley told Fox News. "He could try to amend it, he could try to change it in his instructions, but that jury has now been told repeatedly that there are federal election crimes here, strongly suggesting that the payment to Stormy Daniels did violate federal election laws. That's just not true." [...] https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2024/04/30/did-judge-merchan-make-a-critical-error-that-can-save-trump-n4928659

Finally, including sledgehammers and tear gas! But read what's happening at CUNY. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WATCH: New York's Finest Clear Out Columbia Rat's Nest in Record Time https://pjmedia.com/paula-bolyard/2024/04/30/breaking-nypd-conducts-nighttime-raids-on-pro-hamas-university-agitators-n4928662

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Thrilling Tuesday report, see man: We entertained the notion of visiting Favorite Large Thrift Store, discount day man. We were too lethargic, didn't go man. In fact, didn't leave casa except on skool runs, beautiful day too man. Lunch was 2 ham sandwiches, indict them and ingest we man. A helpful siesta was taken thereafter, zzz we man. Din-din was nuked falafel beef and air-fried potato skins, ingest Two Guys man. Mini-B. desserted on pecan pie earlier donated by Mama T-B., ingest wee man man. It was agreed that this was in our Top-Many Two Guys din-dins, agree Two Guys man. Footballed briefly in back yard after din-din, Two Guys activity man. Activity truncated when an asp was sighted in grass, nasty bites man. Mini-B. didn't want a movie night tonight, man. Gave Mini-B. allergy medicine before bed, stuffy wee man man. Party with the rubias imminently, cavort we man. Miu gazing expectantly at a feather-roller just dropped at our feet, blatant miu man.

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~~~~~~~~~~~ Down the Drain: After Billions in U.S. Aid, Ukraine Army Chief Says Tactical Retreat Underway Less than two weeks after the U.S. voted to send another $95 billion to Ukraine, and plans to fix funding for the next decade, it's being reported that Ukraine's army is in a 'tactical retreat.' [...] https://twitchy.com/amy-curtis/2024/04/30/ukraine-army-chief-says-tactical-retreat-underway-n2395707

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Northwestern Announces Full-Ride Scholarships for Palestinian Students [...] National Review is reporting that Northwestern University has reached a deal with the Hamas sympathizers, including the creation of faculty jobs for Palestinian academics and full-ride scholarships for Palestinian students. Terrorism works. [...] https://twitchy.com/brettt/2024/04/30/northwestern-announces-full-ride-scholarships-for-palestinian-students-n2395737

Illegal Immigrants Take Over Seattle City Park, Put Out Supply Requests We've already seen illegal immigrants take over soccer fields, senior centers, vacant homes, airports, and more. Now we're hearing that a hundred illegal immigrants have taken over a city park in Seattle's Central District. What will Seattle do about it? Nothing. https://twitchy.com/brettt/2024/04/30/illegal-immigrants-take-over-seattle-city-park-put-out-supply-requests-n2395743

South Carolina Medicaid Office Caught Red-handed Distributing Voter Registration Forms to Refugees Yesterday, a South Carolina Representative angrily took to Twitter looking for answers. Apparently, a refugee was given this packet of paperwork that included voter registration. That seems like very odd information to distribute to people who have no right to vote in this country. [...] https://twitchy.com/justmindy/2024/04/30/south-carolina-medicaid-illegal-immigrant-n2395751

~~~~~~~~~~~ DHS Data Reveals Hundreds of Thousands of Migrants Have Been Flown in on Biden's 'Parole Flights' Last month, a report said that President Joe Biden had flown 325,000 migrants into the country on secret flights. The Associated Press did a quick fact check and determined that the claim was false — the flights weren't "secret," just "lacking in transparency." Migrants from Cuba, Haiti, Nicaragua, and Venezuela used the government's CBP One cellphone scheduling app to book their flights, and flying them in directly on these "parole" flights did us all a favor by cutting down the long lines at the southern border. [...] https://twitchy.com/brettt/2024/04/30/dhs-data-reveals-hundreds-of-thousands-of-migrants-have-been-flown-in-on-bidens-parole-flights-n2395745

Portland State University Protesters Occupy and Vandalize Library, Campus Closed Protesters have been camped out around the Portland State University library for several days. Over the weekend the situation escalated as the protesters (not all of whom are students) began blocking off the entrance to the library. By Monday, school administrators asked the protesters to leave. [...] https://hotair.com/john-s-2/2024/04/30/portland-state-university-protesters-occupy-and-vandalize-library-campus-closed-n3787550

Valuable and quite interesting. Comments? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What to Do When You're Canceled: A report from the front lines [...] If you find yourself the target of a cancellation campaign, as I did two years ago (about which more anon), you'll understand the difference. What follows is a guide for what to do if it happens to you. The most important task when facing a cancellation campaign is [...] https://www.city-journal.org/article/what-to-do-when-youre-canceled

'Hood, not city, see mam ma'am. --- I have set Cat T-B.'s annual fizzicle* exam for Tuesday. *should be the spelling She didn't escape the casa even once in 13 months, so maybe we can postpone the rabies shot. The chief agenda item is a thorough 4-wheel manicure.

Can you call for assistance? There should be a phone number.

This is a fine thing to say about Mr. mam ma'am, si and see and mam ma'am! We had to do everything, sigh man, and then-Mrs.-T-B. never even brought us a bottle of Powerade, no man.