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Classic! ~~~~~~~~ Biden Wakes Up From Nap, Asks If He Missed Anything REHOBOTH, DE — President Biden awoke from a long Sunday afternoon nap and walked out to ask his family if he missed anything important while he was asleep. "That COVID can really make a man sleep. Ha! Well, I'll be all set for the big rally on Tuesday. So, anything happen while I was out?" asked Biden. "Nothing? Geez, you guys sure are quiet." https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-wakes-up-from-nap-asks-if-he-missed-anything

Man Who Just Admitted He Is Unfit To Be President Assures Nation He Will Continue Being President [...] "I have to face reality. My mind isn't what it used to be," President Biden announced Sunday. "I forget things. Sometimes I don't know where I am. Yesterday I mistook a houseplant for Janet Yellen. It's something about her face. So, with a heavy heart, I am announcing that I am no longer fit to be President and will cease campaigning. Still, you can sleep easy knowing I will continue running the country for the next six months as President. End of quote." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/man-who-admitted-he-is-unfit-to-be-president-assures-nation-he-will-continue-being-president

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Aides Struggling To Figure Out How To Break The News To Biden That He Dropped Out U.S. — After the announcement broke that President Biden would no longer seek re-election, aides have struggled to figure out how exactly to break the news to President Biden. "Oh man, he's not going to like this," said longtime aide Sally Connors. "Maybe we can wait until after four, and then he won't remember?" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/aides-figuring-out-how-to-break-the-news-to-biden-that-he-dropped-out

~~~~~~~~ Jill Biden Drops Out Of Presidential Race WASHINGTON, D.C. — Jill Biden has formally dropped out of the 2024 presidential race, she announced today at a press conference that was supposed to be for her husband. "I cannot in good conscience continue," the acting president said as her husband wandered around somewhere backstage. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/jill-biden-drops-out-of-presidential-race

Senator Grassley Wants to Know Why Dr. Jill Had Four TIMES as Many Agents as Trump on the Day He was Shot https://twitchy.com/justmindy/2024/07/21/secret-service-agents-jill-versus-trump-grassley-n2398652

Of note, Bidementia dropped out on National Ice Cream Day. How fitting!

Highly satisfying reading. Comments? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Joe Biden's Final Humiliation And The Fight Ahead Alleged President Joe Biden's cowardly capitulation to the will of the Democrat elite validated the cruel truth that we have always known about him – and that he has always known about himself. He's a quitter. He's a loser. He's weak, and he's stupid, the Democrat Party's Fredo, given – by default – responsibility beyond running a nightclub out in the boondocks or picking somebody up from the airport and, predictably, botching it. Joe Biden is the ultimate personification of the Peter Principle, the only principle he has ever demonstrated. Good riddance. I guess that the Trump +7 Michigan poll on Sunday kind of put a nail in the coffin of Joe Biden's dreams of a legacy of adequacy. [...] https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2024/07/22/joe-bidens-final-humiliation-and-the-fight-ahead-n2642289

Wait, It Was the WH Chief of Staff Who Informed the Cabinet of Biden's Decision to Quit, Not Joe? [...] "They didn't even release a White House still photograph," added Dana Perino. "Nothing. I hope he's fine, but you can forgive people for wondering if we are really living Weekend at Bernie's right now. Like, proof of life, please," she added. There's more intrigue when we learn that it was White House Chief of Staff Jeff Zients who informed the cabinet of Biden's decision to drop out, not the president: [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2024/07/21/wait-it-was-the-wh-chief-of-staff-who-informed-the-cabinet-of-bidens-decision-to-quit-not-joe-n2642302

Biden Withdrawing From the Race Makes the 25th Amendment a Much More Attractive Option for the Democrats [...] the confluence of events presents the Democrats with an opportunity to look responsible and to improve their electoral chances. They can use the 25th Amendment to remove Joe Biden and allow Harris to run as an incumbent. Incumbency has real power during elections. An incumbent rarely fails to be reelected; when that happens, they are Republicans. If you follow political predictions, Alan Licthtman's 13 Keys model is the most famous. Changing Harris into an incumbent would change the Democrat's chances of winning from not-good to competitive. [...] https://redstate.com/streiff/2024/07/21/biden-withdrawing-from-the-race-makes-the-25th-amendment-a-much-more-attractive-option-for-the-democrats-n2177196

This is a GOOD ad. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Trump Drops First Campaign Ad on Harris After Biden Drops Out and It's As Good As You Knew It Would Be Welp, that didn't take long. Within two hours of embattled Joe Biden announcing on Sunday he would drop his reelection bid after his disastrous presidential debate performance just three weeks ago, Team Trump dropped a blistering campaign ad targeting almost equally embattled Kamala Harris, whom many Democrats believe should replace Biden at the top of the ticket. Why, it's "almost" like Trump & Co. saw it coming, as the walls have continued to close in on Joe. https://redstate.com/mike_miller/2024/07/21/trump-drops-first-campaign-ad-on-harris-after-biden-drops-out-and-its-as-good-as-you-knew-it-would-be-n2177193

Is this genuine progress, or are officials concerned because the election is so near? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ICE Reports Some 'Sanctuary Cities' Now Cooperating With the Agency Some counties and cities that had previously identified themselves a "sanctuaries" for illegal aliens have begun cooperating with the Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) by informing the agency when they are releasing illegals from jail and giving advanced notice before illegals convicted of violent crimes are released. It's unknown what ICE is doing with the information. But acting ICE Director P.J. Lechleitner believes that the recent spate of serious crimes committed by illegals has put pressure on some of the cities to change their policies after regretting the release of certain violent illegals. [...] https://pjmedia.com/rick-moran/2024/07/21/ice-reports-some-sanctuary-cities-now-cooperating-with-the-agency-n4930910

The Democrats Just Overthrew Their Own Election [...] the Pelosi/Obama junta differs little from Thomas Crooks only in their methodology. Crooks used a gun, and Pelosi/Obama used a behind-the-scenes coup. But the goal is the same, as are the implications beneath. They, not you, decide who gets to be president and who gets dispatched to either a humiliating forced retirement or an early grave. Republican or Democrat, it doesn't matter, and neither does your vote. Democrat voters would be wise to see that this is just as much a threat to their voting rights as it is to ours. But they won't. That's fine. Par for the course. If this, like the assassination attempt, doesn't open their eyes to the raw fact that the Left will hold on to power at all costs whatsoever, then nothing will. But from this point on, they have no authority whatsoever to preach about election interference. To the extent that they sincerely felt they held the moral high ground, they just unconditionally surrendered it for the entire world to see. [...] https://pjmedia.com/caskeet/2024/07/21/the-democrats-just-overthrew-their-own-election-n4930924

Biden's Exit Brings Us Closer to World War in the Middle East President Biden has dropped out of the presidential race and endorsed Kamala Harris. He may be forced to resign before his term ends. The Democratic Party is scrambling to figure out a way to not only create a winning ticket, but to make sure that the nominee is on every state ballot. Our nation is in turmoil, and it isn't clear who is really steering the ship. The U.S. is in a mess. But how does this affect the Middle East, where Israel is at war on seven fronts; Iran is supposedly only weeks away from having nuclear capabilities; the Houthis are attacking wherever they can; and Hamas is still holding hostages, including at least five Americans? And to top it all off, Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu is scheduled to speak this week before a joint session of Congress, and to meet with the president and vice president. A weak lame duck and an incompetent who may or may not even be a candidate for the next presidential election. [...] https://pjmedia.com/rabbi-michael-barclay/2024/07/21/bidens-exit-brings-us-closer-to-world-war-in-the-middle-easthe-n4930934

Biden's Endorsement: Revenge on Coup Plotters? Did Joe Biden's endorsement of Kamala Harris to replace him as nominee give Democrats a path out of chaos? Or did it ensure that they would remain mired in it? Either Biden remained loyal or remained bitter. Or both! [...] https://hotair.com/ed-morrissey/2024/07/21/bidens-endorsement-revenge-on-coup-plotters-n3792100

This is the ghastly airheadedness we're soon to be graced with. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Kamala Harris proves again she's not a better candidate than Biden [...] With Joe Biden absent due to COVID, and almost certainly about to be pushed out of the race by his own demoralized party, Kamala Harris is kicking things up a notch. On Thursday afternoon, she addressed supporters at Westover High School in North Carolina. Never mind the world watching — it's not clear that all the people at Westover High school were watching. So how did she do? In a word: terribly. From the moment she bounded onto the stage, Harris reminded people of why this November's election is Trump's for the losing. [...] https://nypost.com/2024/07/19/opinion/kamala-harris-proves-again-shes-not-a-better-candidate-than-biden/

I very likely stand corrected and certainly failed to ask about the timeline for return.

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Thrilling Sunday report, see man: What an eventful, unusual Sunday, si man! We awoke to check e-mail from the ES chica, si and see man. We opted not to shower initially, good decision man. Breakfast (!!?) was a banana, wisely ingest we man. Uncle T-B. called with his grocery list, very similar to that of late May man. On way back from the ES, we passed Aldi, opportune man. We groceried a bit more than half of Uncle T-B.'s stuff there, big $aving$ for senior he man man. We delivered it straight to him, appreciative senior he man man. We told him that we'd get the rest in a couple of hours, si man. We were moderately sweaty by now, perspirational we man. On way back to casa, we spent $Many at CVS for special Uncle T-B. needs, spend we man. At the casa, we serviced needy miu, miu-treats and miu-lunch man. Lunch (at 2 p.m.) was onebag of mixed vegetables, voraciously ingest we man. Thus fortified, we went to legacy supermarket for the rest of the junk, re-grocery we man. We delivered this and the CVS stuff to Uncle T-B., appreciative senior he man. We were nearly Many00% sweaty by now, perspirational we man. It was nearly Many (2+2+1) p.m., finally shower we man. At the casa, we sat under a fan to off-cool and watched local/national TV news, watch we man. Din-din was Modified Tuna Glop, ingest we man. On way from microwave to counter, we spilled the rice on the floor, uh-oh man. We scooped most of it up, removed visible miu-hairs, and served it to ourself, financially savvy we man. We have still not laundried yet, one load can wait man. We have not dished the warsher, usually done late anyway man. We are pleased with the accomplishments of this Sunday, still must extract desk from T-B.-mobile man. And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, si man.

Special Sunday re-ES report, see man: We indeed returned, very long drive man. The skool desk was still available, e-mail ES chica we man man. The original price was (an outrageous) $Many00, ridiculous man. She calculated $Many ($2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2 +1) as the "make a deal" price, still too much man. We truthfully observed that we weren't sure that Mini-B. would like it, waffle we man. She offered $Many ($2x2x2x2 -1), better man. We still waffled and said, "Well, for $Many ($2x2x2 +2+2), we'll take it, si man," si man. She agreed to that, si and whee and glee man. She found a hulking brute to stuff it into the T-B.-mobile for us, just fit on back seat man. We now need to find someone to help extract it and carry it inside, si man. Total = $Many ($2x2x2 +2+2)

Be aware that some people are allergic to perfumes. Worst is when someone allergic sits in an airplane seat next to someone who has overdone it. When I was a teenager, I would often overdo my aftershave and cologne. Papa T-B.* once observed, "Son, you smell like a cheap whorehouse." *who never visited such places, guaranteed